Red Alert 3: Allies Cutscene Theater pt 2 (HD)

[Iamthedudeman00]

Think about it, if Dr Gregor Zelinsky is good enough to have developed a time machine without the help of Einstein, he is probably good enough to develop the nuclear bomb as well! Plus he should have learnt the secret of nuclear bomb since he is the only scientist who lived both of the time continuum. So in a way Einstein is no longer so important any more. Dr Gregor Zelinsky is the new Einstein!

[akredfox66]

OMG, that British chick is so hot!

[jayownzer]

IM GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIABLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR COUNTRY DOWN!

[mrmattJingo]

lucky commander

[bloodykiller9898]

Should my heart should breathing, you're fired.

[fbibarbie]

Why do the Allies uniforms remind me a lot of US air force uniforms. How the hell is Eva a LT the strpies make her look enlisted like a senior airman or something these ranks don't make don't make sence wtf!!!! (Airman)

[Sw33pinStrik3]

@fbibarbie You forgget the important question here. WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN!?

[fbibarbie]

@Sw33pinStrik3 Cause she is in my bed right now she will be back in the kitchen when I'm done with her.

[riley1497able]

I just realized the guy who played Ackerman was the guy who voiced Cave Johnson in portal 2. How come no one has made a lemonades joke!?

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

@riley1497able He was also a neo-Nazi on Oz

[Life4Bl00d]

threesome any1??

[DjImpossibility]

4:40 easy choice xD

[cataphracts123]

The game doesn't seem to want to bring up that Ackerman was actually right about the eventual Russian betrayal. If they just destroyed Moscow, they could have easily done without that last mission.

[jjjameson88]

I'll take both

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

these cutscenes are absolutely satirical comedy gold.

[V0Rt3cK]

i think i see a nipple

[lolyoulolJkeil]

@V0Rt3cK Yeah, it's your moms. LOL

[V0Rt3cK]

@lolyoulolJkeil your moms fake ?:o

[KhorneFlakes100]

would anyone else find it ironic if the gun came out of lincoln's head?

[SuperThecrap]

keep pressing 3

[alsowikk]

Apparently rest means sex in this universe

[neocomp92]

President is a grim vision of what would happen if Senator Mccarthy was allowed to be President, or when Reagan is allowed any further on his SDI policies...

[439helloworld]

4:50 I'd go for the right one.

[TheWatchMan399]

Love Red alert!

Reason: David Hasselhoff becomes president.

[MK7896]

WTF why!

outta all the presidents they had to keep a nuke inside Lincoln's head!!!!!!!!

[evanoconnor3082]

@MK7896 quick question, on that level do i kill the president or not? because i blew up the car and it said i lost

[kinagrill]

@evanoconnor3082 If the president dies (aka. his heart stops) the weapon will fire at Russia... he needs to be taken alive.

[MK7896]

@evanoconnor3082

i guess u do lol

[englishfrenchgerman]

I think I'll have them both ;)

[45100]

Black or white? White or Black? I do not know which one?

[Gino4532]

Problem in the story : There are no Nuclear Missiles in RA3 Right ? Becouse Einstein was killed in Brussels. Well in the mission where you have to infiltrate in cuba there are Kirov Airships Armed with 50 Megaton Nuclear bombs ?

[Zeiru]

5:15 - THE HOFF~!!!

[LTWpwn]

That 'President' is a real douchebag. Foking spah!

[kevin15664]

If I was in the situation at 4:44...idk what I'd do "uh...well...uh.."

[karl1143]

@kevin15664 i'd go with the left one

[kevin15664]

@karl1143 yes indeed, tell the right one ill be late, tap gemma atkinson, then go right back

[karl1143]

@kevin15664 yup

[deathwillcum2]

@karl1143 IDK id have to go with the right one she seems more wild

[racdenis]

God blows America! Booooom!

[recyclomaster]

the vice president looks like a shit in a dick

[marlboromike2100]

I just choked on some food... Hasslehoff's President.... FUCKING TIME PARADOX...

[Pearlshire19]

"Americans rave over newly discovered Japanese morphing cereal" hahaha

[teoteous]

Love it when actings so bad it's good...

And morphing cereal.... wonder what that tastes like?

[markmason1000]

America first ,America only!

[michaelmyer1]

4:49 Ea sucks, big COCK!!

[calinthesea]

So the soviets changed the past ... and the new present has the Hoff as the President... YOU MONSTERS!!!! :O

[PoliceAir]

Akerman dies and Michael Knight becomes our president.

[Psycatalyst]

Script sucks. Actors are alright

[AlbeLowns]

wow red alert 3 allied cut scenes went to crap...bad actors lumped with decent actors doesnt mix well... and cheesy script...

[lifelessperson1993]

It's cute how Lt. Eva's character has a crush on the commander... love the love tirangle thing thats going on between her , the commander and Tanya...

[lifelessperson1993]

I thought the epilogue with the commander being asked out by both Leftenant Eva and Tanya was funny...

[SamauraiRippeR]

"Some sort of Mysterious cargo"?! Come on!

[janosrock]

ironically Hoff's unbelievable bad acting is what made him the perfect choice for the role, i still can't stop laughin

[rbdzntsfrlk]

BEWBS!!!

[reapordeath]

lmao david hasselfhoff... "if they were buying new cars and plasma tvs, they wouldnt want to amass an army, or invinte weapons of war... instead, they'll be at home, watching the big game on sundays, with the rest of us..." thinks *yea, sure... after about 4 years, he'll declare war on russia just because he can kick their ass. then declare war on japan just because we kicked their asses double! in ww2 and in this time so yea.... kick david hasselhoff!! vote for me!!!!!!!

[Evilconscription]

When the other president was revealed, I was like: Fuck, Terminator!

[T0mFrame]

teach those girls (how to ) make aaoooooouttt!

[Awezumi]

Brit Chick For Sure

[BlueDemonofFire]

Honestly, the allied women have gone from aces to sluts. They seem more likely to catfight for the commander than fight against the Soviets. Ladies, please. Win the war first, then start the dating!

[mnil0231]

"He has an urgent message for you Mr. Bingham"

.....

"V-DUB IN DA HOUSE"

[ulfderulfte]

in this time-continuum...

...The Hoff is president! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BrodieLewin16]

If you don't understand; The Hof's acting is supposed to be bad!

[hecrpd]

oh shit elliot carver from 007 tomorrow never dies.

[thesaabas]

daaaaaaaaang 4:40

[ChillBuddha]

i suddenly love the British accent after watching this...

[daybreak4491]

omg gemma is so freakin HAWT damn!

[newgarda]

the president was right all along, should have let him fire those nuclear missiles lol

[HopelessInLife1990]

Dear GOD, PLEASE bring Ray Wise (President Dugan) back. Hasselhoff's acting is worse than Clooney in Batman and Robin (1997).

[rhn94]

apparantly .. american rave over newly discovered japanese morphing cereal .. hmm ..

[Jh5kRadio]

4:35 epic win.

[Brikjard]

Schillinger AND Mitch Buchanan!? Now even George Bush sounds like a good choice.

[punctualjinx]

Watch out! Pres. Lincoln has a laser on his head!

[JMDub89]

@punctualjinx

We have Presidents with frikkin' lazer beams attached to their heads!

[edusuntrebor]

@JMDub89 And this is how the lazor meme started in this timeline...

[Stirminskylt]

hasselhoff????

[paydafee]

hmmm japanese morphing cereal

[amangonecrazy]

gemma atkinson, holy shit

[edusuntrebor]

Hasselhoff the President.... oh god

*stages an infiltration of the Premier's office to find ze Time Machine*

[Gellis2009]

lol i remember watching gemma in hollyoaks. she has always been hot even before the boob job

[vvhead]

Why dont i just go right down the middle and get both

[24kimclyde]

give me a cloning vats HURRY!!!!

[TheJonnyCon]

3:19 "You caught them by the short and curlies, Commander." O_O

[mantramonk]

1:41 AWKWARD.

[Zachariahmiester]

4:45 *look left* *look right*  *pause for a moment* "Fuck!"

[EliteWalkers01]

I would go left

[071495980]

Wow if I was actually the commander I would choose Lt Ava

[MisterRadiation]

@071495980

First spell her name correct.

[Ducati121]

Dont Hassel the Hoff

[CorRomeister]

hasslehoff!!! LMAOOO

[CyberFreeMMO]

Peter Stormare is swedish!.

[BigO2daG]

eva is 281639732645789 times hotter than tanya.

nuff said !

[Tattooedromeo]

The allies away gets the goodies. :(

[TheRandomfanboy]

I find it funny that the Soviet campaign (which explicitly ends with the player character as the ruler of one of the three biggest nations on Earth) has loads of comments from people who hated it, and the Allied ending (which ends with implied sex) has zero complaints.

[akosigundam]

THREESOME!!!

[CommanderKaiser]

I would choose Eva.Tanya would probably kill u if u argue wif her

[CyberFreeMMO]

@CommanderKaiser Agree =).

[Saruman0401]

wow one way another if this game was real you would get laid but the question is the smart girl or the military girl hmmm....

[DayVour]

Or both!

[facebeeotch]

the smart girl becuz she doesnt know how to kill a guy in 15 different ways with her BARE HANDS O_O

[brangalete10]

I agree! =)

[SniperLarkin666]

both

[CyberFreeMMO]

@Saruman0401 The smart girl =).She is 10 times hotter than the military girl. The smart girl is soooo sexy XD.

[McFlanker]

@CyberFreeMMO

I wouldn't say Eva is hotter. But she's 10 times cuter thats for sure.

[AniCator]

Awesome! A president who drives in a car that talks back!

[darthkarr]

eh...wasnt ti a british commnader that won....american taking the credit again pfft

[hdhale2]

Using American money and equipment...or didn't you catch that part. ;-)

Capitalism always wins. Vietnam for example is now making Nike athlete shoes. Ho Chi Minh must be rotating in his grave at a steady 33 1/3 rpms.

[Dinnerforever]

God Bless America...

muahahahaha!

[joetheanglo]

I hope it was the intention of the game creators to laugh our asses off at The Hoffs scene at the end

[TheZeno69]

the one on the rights pretty good, but the one in white is a fucking superfox! 4:37

[downloadgoblin]

4:55 best part!

[feos9]

whats so great about it??

[downloadgoblin]

@feos9

Epicness

[DINDRAGON]

In a world of bad acting Hoff is the boss. xD

[Epochalyptik]

@DINDRAGON Hey hey! Don't hassle the Hoff!

[aelita12345678910]

0:18 nice brain :-p

[teoteous]

Poor guy. With his prime time of his career behind him he's almost a faint memory to many.

I still liked some of his early shows...

[8u9o0p]

Commander ??

Commander ??

Who you will choice :D

[GinToYura]

use the time machine for both!

[curicogopex]

I choose a night of passion together the Lt. McKenna ;-)

[lolyoulolJkeil]

@jpad319 Dude, I had no idea you had the hots for Tim Curry. LOL!

[jpad319]

@lolyoulolJkeil @americancupboard01 What the heck you idiots talking about? I was referring to Lt Eva McKenna, the girl in the white dress, you stupid wankers.

The fact that you two thought I was referring to Tim Curry shows you guys both lack intelligence and class, not to mention pathetically laughable. :))

[americancupboard01]

@jpad319 I'm sure Tim Curry would love to dance on you. LOL!!! FAG.

[BringbackLKandMX]

OMG David Hasselholf!Creater of spongebob!

[gabrieloflasalle]

YES!IT IS!

[TaeIeon]

Hahahaha hasselhof. That was a surprise

[Guanchen]

Eva is totally hot. I also like the Soviet Comlink girl, and one of the soviet co-commander. Man, where do they find those hot chicks?

[toure7]

Gemma Atkinson offcource. PERFECT BABE

[commentmutant]

agreed...

[BROCKLESNARFAN1980]

@toure7 INDEED SHE IS :)

[albinofreak620]

No, no one thinks anything in this game could actually happen. You're a dumbass.

[xoDivineJimmyxo]

like albinofreak620 said...its only fuckin game

[JocaBrate94]

whats the russions scientist name i know he is a famous actor but i allways forget his name

[AzulTee]

Peter Stormare From Sweden

[t00nD]

OH MY GOD /hoff-gasm

[wickedfeylady]

Shouldn't Juan Peron be governing Argentina?

[jackuy12345]

lol stupid ackerman he try to act so cool and say"u cant stop me!!! my heart stop beating, that weapon fires." lol i am like yea blah blah blah whatever just blew it up urself

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

the commander is going to finally get some pussy

[Bluehawk2008]

4:50

Die Waffen - legt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan lol

[iModders]

Gemma atki´nson is soooo hot :D

[cwolvie]

Forgive me but...if David Hasselhoff is EVER made President of the US,...I'm defecting to Canada!

[SeoulMan]

What about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[bawalumihidito99]

i would stay :D

[31rS3RP3N7]

he would be good in the soviet side

[ShadvsBoogeyman]

Zelinsky is from Sweden his name is Peter Stormare

[jutahj2]

the ending means that capitalism and consumerism are to be blamed for those fat asses around the world that are too lazy to fight for what they believe in?

[bloodrunsclear]

Spoken like the true product of the modern system :D

[gangstamillion]

i wish bigotism wasn't illegal

[williamhowe1]

Hail to the Hoff!!!

[bladderisbursting]

Hmmm... I wonder how it would look if the commander was a girl...

[SterlThePearl67]

Probably why they made sure that they said "sir" several times throughout the game. XD

[DINDRAGON]

Cuntmuching supreme.

[Rabbitfish87]

LOL! Gemma Atkinson and Jenny McCarthy were both flirting with me! Or.. us. Whoever plays this game.

[EmbersVoice]

well i guess all red alert 3 chicks are totally hot :D ... especially this british model ... don`t know her name ... Gemma Atkinson ?

[rmbbroek]

Yeah, that's her, I really want to play this game now...

[vankilsing]

dayum

[YukiIsoya08]

Jenny McCarthy is HOT!