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  • :)

    

  • I so want to love the hell out of this guy. oh... hell, I'd even have a one nighter if I could. haha :) sexy baby. you are so smart. I hope I find a man like you. perfection for me.

  • I knew it Boogeyman God Zombie Jesus....

  • Why do I only get a choice between heaven and hell? Why can't I just get in your pants instead? Ha ha! ;)

    Hilarious video, by the way. You need to upload more!

  • Thank you for the video!

    I have not seen anything from you in too long!

    Lol

  • "God is a bit taller, and he almost always wears a tie." HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

  • Love your video. At least you seem to know what you are talking about. I have written a book called, "God,Yes! Hell, No!" at create space dot com and it points out many of the flaws in the Bible. In the first twenty books of the Bible, "Hell" was only the grave and it was a permanent resting place. There was no place of Eternal Torment up to that point and there was no "Resurrection," either. That was an afterthought just before the "New Testament."

  • give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami

  • Atheists, if I were you, I would hang myself. LOL

  • @Airlightf Ah, I feel the warm, Christian love…

  • @xoxILoveCatsxox keep acting like perfect idiot. HAHAHAHHA

  • hey ridiculous moron, stop ridiculing yourself before the whole world, moron.

  • Lol typos xD

  • I'll take my pass to hell now

  • this is making fun of god, so i hope that your prepared to go to hell

  • @jamesblake25 What hell exactly? bible never says that people go to hell. All people go to the realm of the dead, and only after eternity, when god's kingdom is created, some will rise up to zion. (or something like that, haven't read in the bible for years)

  • if Michael and Jesus were as cute as you I would still be christian.......;)

  • I liked the way south park portrayed "god".. That's the way I always pictured this fictional character. A complete amalgam of every creature in existence.

  • You should do stand-up. George Carlin Religion is Bullshit is great!

  • I am curious why you make all of these videos, even some asking for Christians to answer your questions, yet, when we do we get no response from you. You have personally been called out many times,(by me included), to debate your bible knowledge since that seems to be a subject you like to speak on as if you have great knowledge of. It seems you can dish it out but cannot take it. You pretend to want to be challenged, yet when you are, you run and hide. Man up or shut up. IMHO

  • @Kamili1950

    Have you ever read the bible sir? It is a book full of sick, inhumane acts committed by god and ordered by god. What is there to defend?

  • @AgentRiot13 Yes I have read ther bible, several times and have studied it for years. By the way, I am female. :) I am not sure why you addresssed your comment to me, if it is in regards to the comment I left the maker of this video, I have already discussed the matter with him in private messages which is and will remain between me and him. You seem to have given me your opinion of the bible and I guess you want me to discuss them with you. If that is the case, lets do it in private message.

  • What I love about atheists is that they abhor baby killer(s). Yes, the God of Israel (the Bible) killed I don’t know how many babies—in the womb!!! But wait a minute, a second reason why I love atheists is that they are against the killing of babies in the womb—Abortion!!! You see atheists? Before man you laugh and jump like a monkey while eating your banana, but before your Creator what can possibly come out of your mouth?

  • Hey , moron. Hey! yeah, you too, moron! Hypocrite. Yeah, little hypocrite. You throw rocks like a girl, moron. You also cry too much, baby girls.

  • @Airlightf

    And another thing, BITCH

    When you hit a dead end in your arguement and skew of topic come up with a better comeback mmmmkay? ;)

    pwned

  • Can parrots (atheists) disprove God's Existence?:In order for me to disprove God’s Existence, I will have to overturn the seas and shake the pillars( electromagnectricity) of the heavens to cause confusion among the stars; to get them lost by removing them from their places. Or at least tell this earth Go back to where you came from--which presumably was created by a god :) Then, I will ask the Theists: See? Where is your god? I do all these things…

  • @Airlightf

    Any moron can copy and paste, faggot.

    And im aetheist, whaddya mean where is my god?

    He doesnt exist.

  • @fromstart2finish Atheists, all they do is talk crap. That's what they do best!!! ;)

  • @Airlightf

    Interesting, and all christians do is spew bull shit from their mouths. How much did your pastor had to rape you to get you this brainwashed? Dont answer, just go masturbate to a picture of jesus ;D

  • @Airlightf thats all religion does too :P touché

  • @grreesbutt But of course what can you expect from the beasts of the field/moron-atheists? only insults.

  • @Airlightf errr u just used a paradox and are being hipocritical because u are being completely rude to me. which in your faith means u r a bad person so will go to hell :D have fun :D

  • @grreesbutt I am going to the Heavens because I believe in God, period.

  • @Airlightf the system then is flawed becuase if even people like criminals believe in god and the heavens then sureley they would get in then if what u said is true so there is a system of treating all people like equals and even in the bible it says in Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD" so dont be rude to me becuase i dont hate christians but i do get offended by wat som say!

  • @Airlightf

    sorry dude. I was personally informed by jesus, god and santa - the entire holy trinity, that youre going to hell. unlucky

  • @spaceghost1313 but did you ever figerd out that the planet we live in is actuly the true hell ?

  • @grreesbutt Only atheists go to hell, LOL. Have fun.

  • @STarCRAFT4BRITS

    well my god (the one true god mighty max) only sends christians to hell, LOL. Have fun.

  • @STarCRAFT4BRITS Your god's made up too :)

  • Atheists besides talking crap, knowing crap, and believe in crap, do these three things: poop, spew, and cry. But what else could they possible know outside their own world? I mean, what do they know? They don't know we still love them regardless who they are!!!

  • @Airlightf Christians keep slaves, kill innocents, commit genocide and rape and mutilate children, burn witches and heretics, stifle education and research etc etc etc, stop talking bollocks. Don´t pray for me or love me or my enemies, love your own f*cking enemies and pray for yourself.

  • *yawning*

  • GO FUCK RELIGIOSE MORONS. BURN BIBLES

  • @shit311 atheism is a curse. All homosexuals are gays.

  • @Airlightf lololololololololol

    oh man gimme a break we aint living in the 17th century

  • @shit311 *yawning* Isn't it fantastic that I never change my moral values? :) Atheism is a curse; abortion is a curse, homosexuality is a curse :) Think about about, would a normal human being do those things?

  • @Airlightf you gotta believe anything you like regardless of what i say. im just too realistic. the world that i believe is just phyical entity. theres no god, no demon, no heaven, no hell and no true morals. we are a part of the scientifical system. prolly we used to be apes long ago. i believe in EVOLUTION not REVELATION. im a darwininst

  • @shit311 Hmm your ancestors were apes long ago? Hmm, that's interesting. I've always been a human being. I never change.

  • @Airlightf you´re still an ape.

  • @yatter1 Could you come with your family, a mirror and an ape's family so we can stand before this mirror and tell if you and your familiy are apes ?

  • @shit311 In our community there are lots of scientists too.

  • @Airlightf Scientists? Intelligent design scientists?  Yeah ok.

  • @yatter1 I stole this quote from my Professors book: “…the fact remains that many of the great scientists since the beginning of modern science to our day (e.g., Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler, Newton, Einstein) have also been persons of great religious faith.” The problem with scientists believing in God is that they cannot point to a particular God,but doesn't mean they don't fear God outhere.

  • @Airlightf

    The god of kepler, newton, and einstein wasnt the biblical god. The god they believed in wouldnt care about morals and faith or have an afterlife to throw them in. They were Deists dude.

  • @fromstart2finish When we talk about God, we are not talking about your mouth the mucus in it :) If you can disprove God (the Bible's account of God) then open your mouth and speak, and if not, just shut your big mouth.

  • @Airlightf

    My my how christian like. But another note my little hypocritcal faggot, the existence of god has been disproven countless times. Its ignorant ppl like you that just ignore it becuz your imaginary friend is a staple in your worthless life :)

  • @fromstart2finish . But another note my little hypocritcal faggot, :)the existence of "god has been disproven countless times." Yeah? Read my next comment, idiot.

  • @shit311 Evolution covers a nut shell. We cover the whole world and reach up to the ends of the Universe. Our system extends like a net throughout the entire Universe.

  • @Airlightf and like a net it is full of holes. It doesn't hold water. Evolution is our collective best at understanding. You have a guess that is unaltered by fact.

  • @trashyevert dumber than a bag of wet mice, have I offended you yet? I hope so.

  • @trashyevert Yes, it doesn't hold water because it was made to hold fish(men) of all kinds.

  • @trashyevert Yes, it doesn't hold water because it was made to hold fish(men) of all kinds.

  • @trashyevert Yes, it was made to hold fish(men) of all kinds.

  • @Airlightf you cover nothing, your god is a little stupid worm who exists only in your head burrowiung away and eating your capacity to think for yourself, keep on believing that stupid crappy anthology of fairytales but leave normal people alone

  • @Airlightf Thank you captain obvious, without your brilliant statement the world would never know that all homosexuals are gays.

  • God from South Park xD You're awesome man.

  • YOU BE FUNNYYYY AHAAHAHA

  • Hook me up with one of those Hell passes, brother!

  • There is actually a typo in the Quran where the word for 'grape' was mistaken for the word 'virgin'. Bit of a bummer when you are handed a bunch of grapes after blowing yourself up.

  • @arcflashvictim

    i heard it was raisins!

    but many others still tell me its houris (the beautiful wide eyed virgins)

  • awesome, ive been watching a few of your videos, and i like them, they put a voice on what religious people want to silence

  • Oh my god that was funny. Another 5 stars.

  • AWESOME VIDEOS !!

  • i will get my pass to heven by- oh wait i already got it by being a GOOD CATHOLIC

  • What is heven, is that a rock band?

  • EPIC FAIL

  • Great Video XD 5*

  • Hey, I'll subscribe! When do I get my free pass to hell? Should I be expecting it in the mail?

  • classic!

  • ...or to hell... if you prefer

  • I'm subscribed, and I await my pass.

  • god message to u is worship him and believe in him

    there is no god but allah .

    and if u didn't worship him u the only one who is gonna lose in the end so few laughs and long cry .

    is there somthing wrong worship the one who created u that's all .

  • If you're going to comment on all his videos, I'm sure it would be appreciated if you learned to write properly.

  • why does the one who created you demand worship? Surely he would be a above that... seems a bit petty to me is all

  • @happyhappy85

    that's why he created u to worship him

    then who created the earth and sky and everything

    what's happen when u died who is gonna

    take your soul

    O people worship allah the one who created u

    before it's to late

    there is no god but allah

  • He created me to worship him....? Again pretty petty, i'm not worshiping someone who made me only so he could be worshipped. The same circular reasoning we always see from religious types.

    Why is the question "who" created the sky and everything, why not "what" made the sky and everything.

    again with the "who" is going to take my soul... for one i don't believe in "souls" whatever they are. How do you know that there is even a god

    how do you know that if there is "allah" is the right one?

  • @happyhappy85

    good question how do u know if there (allah) and if he is the right one ?...

    the answer god send for us the prophet

    to tell us to worship allah and to know

    there is one created us and nothing

    created him self or the evolution like some people said and god know the people will ask if that's true

    but god show them the miracles to

    know there is no one can do that unless the creator for these thing can do and god told u in the quran the miracles

  • Your english s makes little sense, not blaming you, it's just hard to read sometimes.

    All religions have their own miracles, what right do you have to say your religion is the right one?

    If God can creat himself then so can the universe.

    all religions have their own prophets

    Christianity, Islam, buddhism, the norse gods, etc

    You have no proof for your claims at all, why should i worship something with no proof?

  • @happyhappy85

    my proof in the quran 100% and the buddhism worshiping the idols somthing they made him from their hands

    it's somthing solid not harm not benefite and the norse gods the same and the christianity the put jesus beside allah and that's wrong cuz we believe in jesus as prophet and messenger from god ...see we believe in one god but if u want to see the miracles write in youtube

    (the quran miracles ) and u will see the proofs .

  • The Quran is no proof, like i said, all religions have their own books and all religions have their own miricals, none of them are proof, i've never seen a mirical that couldn't have just happened physically and naturally especially the ones you just sent me.

  • @happyhappy85

    u right all religions have their own books

    but all their books it's from the humens from men talk and u can know it from read it but the quran gives u the miracles and u can see it now like the birth miracle etc..... but all i'm ask do saerch in youtube

    (the quran miracles) and u will see i'm right ....plz do it or u will never understand me ok ^_^

    and it's up to u if u like to know more .

  • The quran is written by "humans" It is another form of control to keep people in line with its disgusting laws. I looked up your video it's a load of crap. Like i said all religions have their own miracles.

    The virgin birth - Christianity. all of them have miracles and all of them can be explained through physics and science.

  • @happyhappy85

    no i guess u didn't see my crap search again and u will see or search about the quran to read it .

  • like i said all religions have their books and prophecies

    ever heard of the bible code?

    All have been debunked

  • @happyhappy85

    so what do u believe in

    do u believe no one created u and shape u ?

  • I don't believe it was a minded being that made me, no. I believe it was natural laws and forces determined by cause and effect.

  • written by evil humans 

  • @carl0817 Maybe not evil... Just misguided

  • that too

  • Fuck allah lol. Xenu is the one true God. Worship he who created you!

  • ".... in reality, God is a bit taller and he almost always wears a tie."

    fucking classic!!!

  • I am also having a tie. Am I God Archangel Michael?

  • I hope too you're sarcastic otherwise you're a MORON LOL

  • can you send me to Valhalla? that sounds like fun!

    =3

  • your so funny, i love you.

  • yeah we are

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  • so if a christian assasin kills a person in front of his children's eyes but repents and he is forgive he is a good persn

  • but we are not evil. we are just as good as you. we dont do bad things. please think openmindedly like athiests. obseve all religions carefully. approach them and examine the evivdence for and against that religion. youll see that atiesm makes the most sense. most of things atiests believe has been proven and almost nothing christians believe have been proven. not only that but there are several incnsistencies in the bible. study everything. and no your faith isnt proof.

  • kickass responce!

  • are you on drugs lol

  • I seriously hope you are being sarcastic.

  • I'm evil according to religious beliefs although I have no feelings that are evil unless someone smacks me you see I think religion is full of nonesense like everyone will be punished if you don't follow me sounds dictatorial to me.

  • @john5o w ww sidroth org/site/News2?abbr=rad_&page=­NewsArticle&id=9607

  • I always love how you smile at the end of your videos. I love it! =) Oh and I guess I'm getting a free pass to heaven because I subscribed =)

  • you are so cute....please gay marry me...lol

  • wow, god will throw meteroids upon you, from being gay. LoL. As I like he did with Sodom.

  • God can suck my hard gay cock!!

  • Amen.

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  • to all who are voting down my comment before. Its called "satire", understood?

  • just awsome

  • Hahaha you shall not wear kilt LOL!

  • G R E A T

  • Holy motherfuck.... You crack me up man... I can't even imagine trying not to laugh while I say that... "Jesus is VERY lazy..." I think that was where I fell off my chair laughing. PLEASE don't stop making the videos. Dude, good work. Ha!

    *****5 STAR*****

  • i love the god part: "god isn't like this he is a bit taller and wears a tie" LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you crack me up all the time!! keep them coming my friend!!

  • bravo!

  • lol your freinds looked mad

  • Taking T (the absolute temperature of earth) as 300K, we obtain a temperature of 798K, or about 525 ° C

    For the temperature of hell lets go to Revelations 21:8

    " But the fearful and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."

    (2) The boiling point of brimstone (sulphur) is 444.6 degrees C, so in order for hell to be a lake, i.e. liquid the temperature of hell is inferior to 444.6° C

    So heaven = 525°C

    Hell= max 444.6°C

  • maybe they give you some kind of a holy portable AC they maybe call it HPAC lol

  • How do you obtain 798K? And how does the temperature of the earth pertain to heaven.

  • This radiation falling on heaven heats it to the point where the heat loss by re-radiation just equals the heat received by radiation. So from Stephens 4'th power law we have

  • (1) Well actually according to the bible heaven is hotter than hell: Isaiah 30:26

    "Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun, and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as we do from the sun and in addition seven times seven (ie: 49 times) as much as earth does from the sun. This gives 50 times in all !

  • I can't decide if I want to go to heavan or hell...it's hard to say. Both seem so nice. Hell has all you can eat hot wings...and heavan has Bingo every sunday nights. let me think about it some more and I'll get back to you.

  • come on.... forget bingo and come to hell with all the all you can eat hot wings. there is also unlimited drinks and you can have 72 women, but i cant garantee that they're virgins lmao

  • 72 INEXPERIENCED women!? pppbbtttt.....sounds like a shitty deal. They'll all just lay there and think of England....but regardless...Bingo is fucking boring too.

  • since these women arent virgins... they have experience in bed and hey... the down side is is that since there is fire, you cant have sex in the dark... might be a good thing

  • whooopppssss...I obviously read that wrong...wrong is a sin...I committed a sin...to hell I go... to hell it is! and my 72 (questionable) women...lmao!!!!

    E-bay: Bingo dabbler...slightly used 99cents.

  • i think they have bingo in hell... but heaven is a boring place anyway

  • I have a secret...I really don't care about the bingo...I just heard the workers there were hot.

  • lmfao

  • not working..

  • I'm on the highway to hell!1z11

  • I'm taking that free pass to hell also!!

  • im takin that free pass to hell! (subbed)

  • Actually creators of South aren't atheists specially Trey Parker.

  • Thou shall not wear kilt.. LOL!!

  • Archangel Michael = Mikey. "Try the cereal Mikey likes" (Fanous Cheesecake).

    And yes, "Jesus is very lazy." Try the cereal Jesus likes.............Oh wait, He hasn't decided yet. Lazy to the max.

  • OMG. You're videos are awesome!

  • BASICLY GOD IS AN IMAGINARY FREIND. a lot of people look to him for support and they think it works. sad isnt it. funny how people will search for things that seem to work. just because a baloon has air it doesnt mean you use it to scuba dive. if that makes any sense to anyone.

  • haha, he is like a satan in disguise..did hell send u to earth?

  • Hahaha,.. nice JW spoof,.. god wears a tie, lol.

  • holy fucking shit, i just realized something. People who beleave in god say that our lives are already written. we do things that we cannot control. so he already knows whos going to hell and not. k well if thats the case cant all god humper's just do their bibld fuck fest in their church's and leave us alone. just live your life well i geus follow the ride. we have no control over what we do. lmao. if god wants us in heaven our life will take us to that path later on.

  • Im pretty sure only Calvinists believe in predestination, fucktard.

  • k well first of all you arent even sure if what you said is true, (im pretty sure) ya then you go and insult me. wow well if you are going to prove someone wrong make sure you have the facts to support your theory. and fucktard, thats a good one. ouch that hurt. NOT, fucking retard.

  • Does God know the future? If you Answer Yes then you believe in Predestination. Most Christians do.

  • So my question to you is this; ( I am assuming you are friends with God). Why did it take 2000 years of writing and waiting for the printing press (Guttenburg) to print the bible, for God to make sure His book got to me? Why didn't he just do this himself?

    I'm so confused.

    Another question I have is if the trinity is like three fingers on a hand. Was one finger cut off for 33 years while Jesus was on Earth? If so, were their 33 years where people worshipped two gods?

    muddled

  • Dear Michael,

    I was wondering. As a young child, I was told that God wrote a bood for me. Of course I wondered in amazement at this news. "God wrote a book for me?"

    As I got older, I realized that God didn't actually write the book for me, he had men do it for him. But it was still from God.

    As I got even older, I realized that God inspired men over a 1000 year period to write this book for me.

    After 1000 more years a man named Gutenburg allowed people to have it..... hmmmm.

  • Funny. You sound like Stephen Hawking.

  • aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

  • Fuckin score!!! Ha ha ha ha ha. I'd love that Third Testament!

    It's about time we had a new one. We could have a compilation collection out in time for christmans.

    'Now, that's what I call testament'!

  • HAHA! Thou shall not wear Kilt ^^