WHATS QUIZNOS THINKING(QUEERNOS)

[mightysphincter]

buy a real tv fag

[brianwolfman313]

IT LOOK LIKE A REAL TV TO ME ARE YOU HIGH .

[freebrook]

this is the best commercial in the history of commercials!

[coralin378]

lol I love this commercial

[jones2612]

one of the edgiest, funniest commercials I have ever seen, my jaw dropped the first time I saw this...keep 'up' the good work

[Cryptidz]

Mega gay.

[dp100eboggan]

This commercial is king! The sexual allusions, the 2001 reference, Scott's goofy ass, and they manage to sell a halfway decent sandwich! Genius!

[metaleggman18]

I never realized how it kinda is gay because it's a guy's voice and a...guy. Like that never even crossed my mind. How...enlightening? I think...

[kittycat0517]

so, apparently my account was hacked... i never even watched this video, i just got an email that someone responded to something i posted on here.. which i didnt.. so yeah, sorry bout that, this commercial is actually funny lol :)

[PunisherChris]

I love this commercial.

It's funny yet disturbing. For the people who are all hateing on this commercial should really lighten up. I mean come on, it's just a joke. Have a sense of humor people.

[derlimehouse]

Grow up people. it's funny.

[vince11229]

this is the best commercial ever, i favorited the real one. fuck all you haters, you all suck . boring personalitiys, cant take a joke or laugh, do the world a favor and end yours!

[demomanx]

Maybe you should be working at "Queernos" and help them make another "great commercial" fag

[cybernut509]

Looks like you need to go back to grade school vince, you suck at spelling and writing.

[cybernut509]

I would like to check you vince....but not the queer way you would like.

[kittycat0517]

BTW Cybernut, please stay in the midwest, the educated coasts don't appreciate narrow minds.

[nukemnow]

That's telling him, Kittycat0517!!!  We don't need yu here. We're all so enlightened and better than you all in the midwest! Next up, CHILDREN!!! HAHA no one can stop us!

[Slayerfan777]

@nukemnow LMFAO!!!!!!

[cybernut509]

Educated are you PussyCat? I have a masters in Electrical Engineering. I spend every day in a government research center.

[kittycat0517]

I do so hate your antiquated vantage points, Cybernut. I've got something you and your wife can eat

[Strictnine76]

I say bring back the SpongeMonkeys

[psionicICE]

this commercial is scary it sooo gay

[mercedesthemaniac]

i think its hilarious lol

[TreeTop1345]

Josio16, the "subliminal" telescope image is actually a Submarine Periscope that's flashed on the screen (inside the back of the oven) for a split second.  Since they're selling Submarine sandwiches, I think it's just a play on that. You know, submarine = periscope. A while back, I read that "spot the periscope" was part of some kind of Quiznos promotional deal, but I don't know any details.

[TreeTop1345]

I think it's kinda weird that GVThirteen saw the full ad on Adult Swim at midnight. I first saw it during the early afternon while watching reruns of Home Improvement on TBS with my adult son. Scott and the Oven were nearly getting busy, and my son and I just looked at each other like, "NO, they didn't just put that on a family show during the day, did they?" Then we laughed. After that, I've only seen heavily edited versions of this ad during the day, with no sexual innuendo.

[sreukeu]

I cann't stand this commercial, the new one is almost as bad, with that "side-view of the sub entering the oven". I, only recenty, heard the price of the sub, because every time it came on, I was so distracted with ALL THE OTHER STUFF, that eventually, I would just change the channel (and i LOVE quiznos so i was missing out on a good deal).

LOVE THE FOOD, not the commercials (come on Quiznos!! You can do better!! I'm routing for you !!)

[josio16]

y is there a telescope, some explain to me please, thnx

[Bpokorny1]

subliminal messaging in case someone doesn't get it is my guess

[LearnSomeGrammar]

Not a telescope, a periscope. As on a SUBmarine.

[RenaakaBroken27]

man love, sex with machines, talking ovens......yep the world is ending lol

[GirlViciousThirteen]

The only time I saw the full commercial was on adult swim at like midnight, when most people who's parents wouldn't want them seeing it would be asleep. They only show the short version at night. And the younger viewers wouldn't even get it so why does it matter? It's just funny.

[ArchaicValueSystem]

Lawl, this commercial offends people? A sandwich ad? XD

Genuine.

[cybernut509]

Hey Quizno's my wife and I (40 something couple) have decided this is too liberal. You will not get any more of our cash.... Back to Subway for US. I think the FCC should get off their A*S and fix all the problems with TV either Gay or Straight.

[aleutian1]

yes the FCC should prevent things like people being able to post the word "A*S"..a clear obscenity...on the internet as well. Admit it, if it werent for the gay part you wouldnt give a "sh*t".

[cybernut509]

An Obscenity, Obscenity is taking a work like gay and using it to identify your way of life. An Obscenity is taking something as naturally beautiful as a rainbow and laying claim to it to brag of unatural acts. I would have a problem with it if it were a womans voice. Either way it is wrong when children can't watch TV because of filth. Unfortunately this country has become so politically correct we no longer have any ethics! As far as my A*S what world do you live in. Unfortunately

[Shadowsniper689]

Filth? He wants him to put the sandwich in the oven so IT CAN COOK. Please don't fuck this up for everyone else just because you're insecure.

Politically correct? This is one of the few things that's NOT politically correct on TV!

This "filth" is something that young kids wouldn't understand, since they haven't learned about it yet. This commercial is an in-joke for those of us who are old enough to get it.

Get off your high horse, dude. Just because you think something doesn't make it right.

[kittycat0517]

Rainbows are beautiful, and so are ALL of God's children, even assholes like u

[DiabloGuapo]

cybernut509...interesting name. who knew it'd be so prophetic? why? oh, that's cause you're a NUTCASE!!

IT'S A FREAKING COMMERCIAL!! The only reason you're reading into it what you are is because you want to. And don't try coming off as if you're some kind of freaking saint.

If ANYTHING it's an homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Jesus. Can't you people just live and let live?

[cybernut509]

What you do in closed doors, keep it there. And it is not OK in the midwest.

[walkerjus]

OR.... You should just be a parent, watch your kids and tell them what is right and wrong. Fucking Idiot. ; )

[podd9]

yea scott, put it in me XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JakensteinSEX]

subliminal at 3-4 seconds.

[deejrdee1]

damn otter and calul are such lesbos plz ladies calm yourself down

[psycholicious01]

The toaster oven sounds like hand banana from aqua teen hunger force! Put it in me scott! LOL!!

[Ahdree23]

Oh my gawd ur so right!!!!! Hand banana..."All i know is ball, and good, and RAPE!" LOL.

[Wonko101]

Now I want a foot of flavor put in me!

But, that's not gay, right?

[nncciiss]

XD i love dis commercial

so funneh XD

[Bumbles039]

i dont like it

[kageroninja]

to everybody complaining that this is offensive and promoting homosexuality or whatever: its just a 28 second commercial. its not the end of the world. get over it.

[jedum1]

Christians hate this ad. Too bad for them.

[rohnjoby15]

not doin that again

that burned (glances down at penis)

[lilsusielapdance]

what is that little periscope thing that pops up in the oven at about 6 seconds??

[nncciiss]

i saw that too!

nd i think iz 4 seconds XD

[major095]

no one has even mentioned the porn music they start playing in the middle of the commercial.

[Wonko101]

Now I want a foot of flavor put in me!

But, that's not gay, right?

[ChrissRedfield24]

well then if u r really a guy then yes,sorry

[nncciiss]

XD nice LOLZ

[michaelg73096]

No shit dumbass....its a funny comercial...I LOVE IT!!!

[MATTSKELL85]

how do u guys know that the oven wasnt a chick with a deep voice? or maybe thats just how all female ovens sound? i think the poster is either sexist or has gays on the mind a little too often

[kmillard]

The intent is pretty obvious to make us think its a male voice. Sure it's controversial, but its made to make us LAUGH and to remember their ad. And people ARE going to remember "Put it in me Scott!" for a LONG time!!

[ARTONY92]

How can he resist? It's only FOUR DOLLARS...

[kmillard]

Here's something I totally missed that a friend pointed out to me.... This is a homoerotic SPOOF of the Hal and David dialog from 2001 Space Odyssey! I can't believe I mised it with the whole Red light and all. By the way, they should have said "12 INCHES" of flavor instead of a Foot of flavor. LOL.

[nelliec37]

it's "over a foot of flavor" because it's 13 inches haha

[kmillard]

"Put your 13 inches in me Scott!!" LOL

[nncciiss]

XD nice

[horrorfan130]

that would be false advertisement. it's 13 inches.

[KutWrite]

Yeah, that was my reaction. Hilarious!

[Calul]

Because I'm older, I got the Hal/David dialog right away... But I gotta hand it to you for you comment that it would have been so much funnier had they said "12 inches" instead of a Foot of flavor!

[KutWrite]

Yeah, plus the way he handles and fingers the tip of the "torpedo" in his hand.

Hilarious!

[cocajun]

Hatredcopter,

Posting - or viewing - this video on YouTube has nothing to do with homphobia. Also, you seem to endorse making fun of gays. Seems that makes YOU the homophobe. Lighten up and smile a wee bit. Life's too short as it is! :)

[michaelbraem]

I want Scott to put it in me too!

[Calul]

If you want Scott to put it in you, you're gonna have to get in line..... behind me! What a piece of eye candy he is!

[otter4771]

I agree. He can put his torpedo in me anytime.

[Calul]

Thanks for agreeing as I'm sure so many other guys have... But the bad news is: once I get hold of his "torpedo", mini or maxi, I'm not letting go of it for love or money... It'll be mine! I'm sort of selfish like that. :p

[rowdyscot89]

I just hope some poor little kid doesn't get the idea to actually stick anything in a hot oven. Yikes!

[deezvids]

Like his little johnson! xD

[pck3]

Dear poster,

Your a moron.....

Sincerely,

PAUL

[Bloodwake38]

basically it's the secret relationship between a quiznos worker and his oven. And the oven likes to have stuff stuck in him

[Hatredcopter206]

If a commercial like this can seriously offend you then there is something WRONG WITH YOU. "holy crap, did you just see that?? QUICK, let's youtube this queer shit! Yeah... that'll show 'em" Nice try, you just ended up making yourself look like the biggest homophobe on youtube. Get a life, or just change the channel.

To all of the homophobes / gay bashers: holy shit, get over it! If you can't laugh at a COMMERCIAL MAKING FUN OF GAYS, YOU SIR (or Madam) ARE FUCKING RETARDED! Get Fucked.

[BobiM1964]

Anyone else think NewAlexPa is a closet gay? There is nothing wrong with gay people. Isupport

[mingohot]

yaaa for the gays

[ChrisMack007]

"Put it in me, Scott." LOL

[WhiteWeedz]

Yoo i have never seen a TV like that man.. thats like.. fucked

[hd25yuutube]

Queers friggin rule, man.

[abandonedgod]

Great Commercial!

One more thing, get a better tv it's 2009 :)

[JohnnySwitchblade]

That's my DAD (the voice of the toaster)! And yes, there is innuendo, but it's funny. Would there be such an uproar if it were a girl the toaster were talking to? Nope.

[glinkglow]

YAY!!! I LOVE this commercial! Gay torpedoes!

[ZetalZ]

Until I see a penis on that oven, it's not gay. haha

You guys are so uptight. I never even though it was even remotely gay until I saw these comments. It's an oven, he's a guy. If a woman has a dildo named Julia, does that make her a lesbian. Pffft. xD

Still, best commercial EVER.

[2thpic]

the message is, that with our depressed economy, and our increasingly demanding women, (motivated by gold digging "role models" like Beyonce and Paris Hilton) its becoming okay to be gay.

[glinkglow]

A. This commercial is hilarious.

B. It's the year 2009.

C. It's already BECOME okay to be gay.

[NewAlexPa]

No I'm sorry but its STILL not okay to be gay you dumbass. who told you that your dads?

[glinkglow]

Did Jesus tell you to say that?

[NewAlexPa]

No but your a faggot and thats detestable. walk down a street that isn't cali or the conn. and you'll find out.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Yes, you try walking down the street in the middle east...what's your point, being ostracized doesn't make you automatically wrong. You know a long time ago, if you were left handed, you'd be treated the same way you treat gays now.

[Calul]

Good for you... Not only are you good with words, you also get your point across unequivocally...

[cybernut509]

Yes, and during that time they stoned gays.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Grow up. There's nothing wrong with romance between two adult people of the same sex regardless of what other people believe or think.

Women are sexualized and treated like sex objects in nearly every other commercial. Yet you're only offended by a hint of homosexuality? Typical american hypocrisy. "Sex is evil...unless it turns me on specifically"

[abtjulias]

What? What does this being creepy have to do with typical americans? I think it' fucking pathetic that you think "everyone in america is a racist redneck". Look at where the neo-nazis, original nazis, and skinheads live nowadays. It isn't in america (don't even start with the tiny KKK) it's in places like Russia, northern Europe, Germany, etc. Fuck off.

[Shadowsniper689]

Actually, Neo-Nazi's don't have a very strong presence in Germany. There are laws against showing a swatzika in public, which means that Neo-Nazi's can't put on parades like they do in America. Neo-Nazi's are probably most seen in America, because they take advantage of our countries right to demonstrate one's beliefs - thankfully everyone has a right to disagree with other people's beliefs.

[cybernut509]

Maby in CA. and Ma

[waymichael]

Personally I love the commercial. It has a strong gay subtext which is pretty funny. The only ones upset are those homophobic a**holes who get all upset over ANYthing gay. Grow up. You'd like that foot longinside of u.

[Dahak753]

im glad atleast one company had the balls to put out something this unappologetically and genuinely gay.

ill eat at quiznos when i pass one from now on

anybody else hungry for a footlong torpedo? i got one to share...yeah bitch.

[jitterstlongpaw]

i said it on one video and i will say it again... so gay it hurts X-D

[omgukk]

at 0:04 seconds wtf is that in the oven? Like a sub periscope or something?

[timmoonmusic]

Lol. Yes, this ad has some real gay undertones but that is what makes it so funny. Over a foot, put it in me Scott, that burned, say it sexy, LOL.

[lrthorne]

To the idiot that posted this with the moronic title: Here's what they were thinking--no press is bad press and this will definitely get some!

Jeez, asswipe, go back to fucking junior high school where you belong.....

[Calul]

You tell him, dude... the guy must be a closet case if he sees things as gay in a freaking TV commercial... bottom line: we see what we want to see in a TV commercial... no matter where it leads us.

[eightbitriot]

Uhm, this is obviously homoerotic. The point isn't whether or not the commercial is homoerotic. The point is whether or not that's to be taken as offensive.

[Calul]

Nice observation... I personally do not see it as homo or heteroerotic... But if anyone sees eroticism in it, then that is what he/she has conjured up in his mind. So, we can see where one's mind is. Granted, the fact that it is of two guys talking and their voices are somewhat erotic... lol. I know where my mind is.... ;-)

[lrthorne]

Sorry, couldn't make out what you were saying with your mouth full of my cock....didn't your mommy teach you any manners??????? Nice tongue work, though....but tighten up your throat a little, it's too loose from use.

[Hatredcopter206]

Irthorne: Wow, nice homosexual fantasy DUDE! YOU are MOST definately NOT GAY!

;-D

"it's cool guys, it's Irthorne, he's totally not gay at all. In fact, he tries to make fun of gays by making up stories about how he has his PENIS IN ANOTHER MANS MOUTH"

[sirald66]

HQ version here - 7LQpRQh2KSQ

[fredo69]

omg look in the oven! telescope!!!

[rjpcambridge]

the gay slur in the headline is lame --- go back to the last century where it might have been funny or cool

[endreau]

that burned... best commercial ever... i'm a straight man... and i want a toasty torpedo

[thoughtcrimer]

say it sexy

[endreau]

for such an obviously straight man, i could not live for one moment more unless my lips were drinking the juices of the torpedo as it pulsed down my expecting throat... hope that was sexy enough... cause i started to feel some vomit come to the back of my throat

[Calul]

don't kid yourself... one taste of those "juices" and you'd be at Q's daily for your "torpedo" fix!!!!

[mystusn]

what are you saying? That is the best quizno's commercial since the retarded rat thingys!

[gigantor21]

...holy shit. XD

[TheMagicPOPO]

"Put it in me, Scott." LOL!

[dopemcee]

hahahah.wow