The Late Late Show - "Carrot Top", 5.15 (2008)

[sarzamineiran]

Meh he tries too hard

[Leinster4life13]

This is terrible.Fucking slack jawed glassy eyed idiots laughing at this....evolution in reverse

[Rave2DaGrave1]

I LOVEEEE Carrot Top but i've seen a lot of his stand ups and he reuses some props a bit..

[MikaelFL]

The YT comments made me laugh. Not him.

[orchote]

Yes, anybody who laughs at any of this has no wit, and no class, and only enough intelligence to not piss down the side of their pants. And I am only being nice about the last one. If you like this comedy, you are of lower intelligence, period.

[VlikeVince777]

i laughed!

[450984]

GREAT AS ALWAYS!Funny, funny man. If you don't or can't understand his humor,you need to listen to elvis sing some more!

[whizcuz]

I expected horridness but this was actually funny.

[nbombadil]

if got her because of a site top 10 worst comedians 

[WTFFTW3567]

thats a teacher!

[butryticki]

I didnt smile once

[Gool349]

hes always fickin messin up the stage

[taltigolt]

i don't get it

[CaseyRocky]

this guy is brilliant. I hope there's going to be a sequel to his movie chairman of the board.

[Fajafar13]

Wow. This guy's... What's that word? Oh yea, pathetic.

[ApplesAreSweet]

you know whats funny? I didn't laugh.

[yatah]

Anyway, just saw him on craig ferguson last night and he's pretty hilarious. I had some misconceptions about him but he's actually good.

[Trojanmanjw]

by hang out in vegas he means..............snort some coke

[carlosfc04]

not funny at all, he´s drugaddict

[yatah]

@carlosfc04 I don't see how being a drug addict makes someone unfunny.

[alicrow]

why is he considered a comidian he shuld be a professional ball sucker cuz he is good at that

[rogueJ]

Carrot Top is funny as hell....can't wait to see his show in vegas..

[killaninjah]

He's not a clown trying to make kids laugh because his act is clean. Most of his jokes are actually really clever as opposed to the dumbassedness that most people nowadays think is hilarious. So don't bash his act because he won't make some sort of dirty joke every 3 seconds.

[leninmagic]

He always messes up the stage where he performs. I bet the custodians are all pissed after his act. lol

[TaddeoValestra]

i take back waht i said. this guy's actually funny!



[unorthodoxJ]

You can tell he's working pretty hard

Despite the struggle I say he did pretty well

[thomaschavers]

Carrot Top's show is more than just props. That's just his trademark. Just like foxworthy with "you might be a redneck", engvall with "here's your sign," larry the cable guy with "lord i apologize," and git er done." and lopez has a few trademark things he says at the end of some jokes. I like some vulgar humor, but i love when someone can keep it clean and make me laugh like foxworthy, engvall, bill cosby, and carrot top. 

[nitchu000]

lol was that his old old doggy harness prop on the dinosaur at 2:15, the one where it would stay up so it looked like the dog was walking himself

[marshar23]

this guy sucks

[mysticgatekeeper]

how long does his act usually last in Vegas? When I see him on tv, it's just like here, only until he runs out of props.

[redsoxxx1234]

im a hardcore patriots fan but the patriots helmate thing was pretty funny

[pitmie]

He's only funny in Las Vegas...or perhaps in the US. In other part of the world, he's just like a clown tryin' hard to make kids laugh...

[318tuf]

@pitmie @jasonhan8733 Hey guys I'm still in my train underwater I made a detour to thailand to the condom factory to fill my freight cars with connies so when I get over to hollywood I don't get pregnant. I'll be rolling over to your house in a day or two with a healthy supply of weed, crack, LSD and Coors, . Before I mow over you we can hang at mcdonalds and suck down a shitload of cheesburgers as your last supper. I will then bugger your bones to oblivion and stuff your ass into toot[paste tub

[vitaminfromthesky]

what the hell people want? it is not a dirty comedy which you can see in every clip you can find by typing "stand up comedy". its ENTERTAINMENT at it's best. the dude breaks his ass to make people interested and even laugh. you can't compare him to someone like Mencia or shit like that.

[DaFckedUpKid]

if you think he sucks so bad, how come he owns las vegas

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I think I laughed...once. That was lame.

[loonie26]

@7ExaltingroguE indeed.

[lebaneseguyfromgabon]

he looks like the grinch but orange

[koomurri]

what an ugly bastard...and not even funny as the comedians we have here in Chile...

[wildwilie]

Thats he's real hair if you look at old stand ups from him its is real hair

[talaveraedgar]

RELLY THAT WAS FUNNY??

[gatack75]

lol why are so many brits hating on him?>

[ladywithabrain12]

that is not all his hair? it truly looks like a bad weave. i know he can afford a better look. Or, is this part of his act?

[winythepoohole]

whats up killer hahaha

[foxyroxytm]

This is so silly and hilarious!

[AzinCutie]

I think his stuff is very clever just not very funny.

[miseriaykretek]

he'd be so much funnier if he didn't undercut himself after every joke with some sarcastic and rude comment.

[cbr0oks]

awkward carrot hug.

[WilfrdzSolrzano]

What a IDIOT.

This is comedy for yours?

This SUCKS men, Lives the Grandes Carlin&Hicks!

[sohailrahiq]

I think that was funny. Lol even though he messed up the joke

[chan0chap]

why does that unfunny british homo get a a show but conan is off the air???

[BlanBlan19901990]

I thought he was decent. Amusing, but not really funny. He's like a sideshow act. I'd hire him for one of my kid's birthday parties.

[KoRnKnoTTeR]

I think Carrot Top might be a hoarder after watching this.

[bluenotejazz]

He just showed off his Roid-ceps.

[philly442]

mr steroids 

[thbebokg1]

who is this carrot top ...he is a genius i could really use his last invention.. 3:47 wear do i go to buy it ... why are all thos stupid americans laughing at him..must be like that movie idiocracy over thare allready

[XTacoMangX]

Its so lame I can't stop laughing.

[lonelygnome1]

I find it hard to laugh at physically fit people.

[sunnyx213]

doesn't matter what the haters think. Carrot Top is talented. He makes something very simple into entertainment. Sure, it looks simple, but coming up with these ideas takes a lot of skills. Stop hating on the guy just because.

[HateClips]

and please welcome to the stage...

GALLAGHER JR.

[areasmith]

Bobby Brown's book - "It's a quick read!" Awesomely funny.

[Mobileunit]

Worst piece of shit I ever saw

[OptimusxHippo]

I hate how he looks,

I only kind of smiled at the OJ Simpson "hey killer." part, that's it :/

[EvWuzhere]

he looks like ryan sheckler besides the hair

[kileeflatz]

He sucks. Wtf is he doing in Vegas. -_- I only smiled at the drunk passed out friend one. But he sucks.

[Psych140795]

carrot top is shit. i didnt laugh once

[ltrizzle84]

man he got huge and his voice changed. steroids?

[popsoccer09]

Craig opens the clip fantastically!!! *panther roar*

[godzillaisking]

i didnt laugh. but i did smile at the teacher part. other than that, just......no

[CrotchLazor]

the beach towel thing was ok

[dano555666]

fucking carrot top.

The hacky, it burns!

[MrRavenousRhinos]

The bush one was good

[CPBlazier]

Carrot top is the band cartel's drummer lol

[fruit017]

he's like a little 5 year old showing of his toys..

[urza4315]

Some good ideas he's got going on there, but it'd be even better if he put more spirit and enthusiasm into his act like George Carlin.

[ixcaliber]

his excuses to why he is unfunny are so lame, "oh well not much football fans..." NO, its just that its not funny

[richardp14]

haha the guns joke fail

thumbs down

[nemodied]

things that suck go to the left, okay on the right - very good in the front

[Jurassicprince]

The Bobby Brown joke was freaking funny xD

[saint5435]

i thought carrot top was a girl.

[Siireon]

fan of his,

but it was one of his weaker shows

[givuhcky22]

that intro was awesome with the growl. just sayin. i like carrot top, regardless of how ridiculous he is.

[ybravura]

Why is everyone so down on this guy? So he looks funny. That's his job. The Marx Brothers looked funny. Since when is a comedian supposed to look and dress like the president?

O.k., he doesn't do intellectual humor, but at least he's funny, which is more than can be said of Zach Galifianakis or Sacha Baron Cohen.

[mrmovieguide]

The crowd should stop encouraging this asshole

[dlptxxx]

basic comedy. stole bill hicks place

[adsa1997]

it's a quick read

[Thegrinch17]

Carrot Top is hilarious! LOL!

[Sol0070]

his jokes are too fast

[dafaucas]

its like a school act...

[erik060208]

with that stuff he could have been WAY funnier

[enjoiwrx]

i thought this shit was pretty funny...no Craig Furgeson is not. I remember he had the football helmet with the tissues but it was the Buffalo bills. I thought that was a good one!

[KeyOfStrife]

...Is there one person here that actually laughed at one of his ''jokes''?

[xvoy2002]

Whoa, this act is old..

[funnyfastman]

A dinosaur dog lol

[DonalLynchyou]

I fell sorry time for him. He clearly has issues.

[loonie26]

@DonalLynchyou Carrot Top, is a comedian, he doesn't have issues

[roflontex]

god he sucks

[arceecollins]

Carrot top is a great talent.

I can't wait till he becomes a victim of an airlines baggage mishap, so we can all see what a real comedic genius he is.

George W. Bush was the best president America has ever had. 4 more MORE years.

I'm speaking ironically in case you haven't noticed.

[banzaii02]

@arceecollins nope, you were speaking sarcastically. you were still right though. soz for being a dick and correcting you :D

[PauloEifel]

Is that douche on roids now or what?

[WFR]

This really just sucks. it just

does

[evenros]

This is the shitiest comedy ive ever seen....

And I think he must realize how pathetic he is himself as he makes an excuse to every fucking joke he makes...

AND he's ugly...

[WFR]

@evenros

i agree

[derghb]

First time I saw carrot top right now! Heard alot of other shows dissing him etc, but I thought it was alright.

[123kissfan]

He's a good comedian. Most comedians swear like a drunken sailor!

[rockstar59678]

Y'all go to far on how bad he is, it's actually kinda funny, and he's clean, the comedians now cuss every word so you have no idea how it's suppose to funny. Is funny because they cussed, because they didn't really say a joke

[johnbobmcjohnson]

@rockstar59678

Yeah so he's clean, you illiterate fuck? He opens with a shield and gun prop and the follow-up is about snow. That's cool in your book, but saying bad words isn't?

[ilikedrumming]

i dont get the beach towel part

[XConnorsMusicX]

she's really thin

[chrislunn86]

Absolutely terrible. How did this guy beat the late great bill hicks in 94. Americans have great taste. Idiots

[foshooooooo]

Nice stereotyping.

[Okkervil100]

Im a Brit a think there is plenty of quality American comedy. Not Carrott Top however, he is shit.

[fozapwnedyou]

American comedy sux. There no wit about it.

[DjAux420]

@fozapwnedyou no shit, cz ur probably a brit. Alot of americans cant understand british comedy. its a matter of different cultures, whith that, come different types of comedy.

[SmackuSer]

i bet ur english.. fucking dumbest humor on the face of the earth

[TAZZ23SMITHY]

@SmackuSer not really.... just watch top gear and you will see that there are alot of funny english shows... and lee evans is a great comedian but he is irish !

[nEwSoMe93]

@TAZZ23SMITHY  lee evans is english not irish

[juniorjay001]

funny... muther... fucker

[Next2Fire]

he was.. less then adequate

[rexnickles2]

sad

[bcmets17]

That crowd fucking sucks!

[birdlipbandit]

endless props, canned laughter. is this guy a child entertainer? the only amusing thing about this bloke is his facial surgery

[eimead]

this is pretty funny, there's nothing wrong with props as long as theres wit behind it, it's not like a giant hand or anything, at least he gives an accompanying joke, and as for canned laughter? not a huge fan personally, but some of the all time greats had canned laughter, fraiser, alan partrige, father ted, all top notch stuff, all canned laughter

[36cfrocksmysox123455]

hahha idk what ppl are talking about but i was laughing at some of the stuff..the john mcain part was hilarious

[50Dashes]

My friend said that Carrot Top was the death of comedy. I wouldn't go as far as to say that, but he's chuckleworthy at best.

[BiancaAbides]

wow. He was MILDLY amusing at best. At BEST! D:

[ThePsychoEwok]

People who never do what they want, but instead have a life of misery slaving in some 9-5 job, are always ready to put down someone who's followed their dreams........you are all hyenas, and deep down you know it's true.

[dlptxxx]

@ThePsychoEwok whats wrong with a 9/5 job?

not everybody can be funny and look like an alien. or pay for school and be a doctor.

but if you expose yourselve to the world you must be ready to face criticism. i followed my dreans I did what I wanted. that ended me up in a 9/5 job. and still that guy isnt worth the prize for best american comedian. its just a fact.

[FiredudeG]

@ThePsychoEwok but I genuinely think he isn't funny.

[freakenjew]

@FiredudeG then why watch his videos? i dont like justin beiber, infact i hate his music with all my heart. but still i dont go on his videos and post a comment saying how much i dont like him, because its pointless and stupid

[FiredudeG]

@freakenjew well this is the first time I've see this comedian and i felt like posting a comment because i don't like him. It's not like i did anything radical i was just like "yeah didn't really find him funny" and went on. it's constructive criticism.

[SOSifymaybe]

@ThePsychoEwok I almost totally agree with you.

I just don't think you should compare sucky people to hyenas as i think good of hyenas ;)

[Arran64]

@ThePsychoEwok It's called an opinion. Humour is subjective... not everyone finds him funny. His job is to be funny, and if he's not funny to certain people, they're going to criticize his work.

[no2wavesarethesame]

@ThePsychoEwok hehehe.......that's my hyena laugh :)

[bobbyjackgirl12]

This bitch is scary

[WestCoastSoulja]

wow he sucks

[Lokalmatador89]

Wtf?!

Who think that asshole is funny?

[burmppootbarpmeep]

@Lokalmatador89 i do, wanna fight about it

[Aruxion]

Very unfunny and boring, I am glad to hear about his cancer.

[guperro]

@Aruxion Only an asshole could say such a thing

[sam0smith]

The only reason I watched this was becuase I read on newsworld that he was apparently one of the worst comedians in the world.

I can't say I disagree...

[WorldRebooter]

2:29 best one XD

[chaness00]

Lindsay Lohan's beach towel... Funny!

[TheQuicheMandrill]

i'm british, and my only knowledge of carrot top came from other shows ripping him, recall simpsons family guy and possibly south park. but after all this time i have seen him with my own eyes and can say that this is terrible. am i right in thinking this guy has made a career out of this style of "comedy"? fair play to him.

[Cherimoya9]

@TheQuicheMandrill

His timing could be better, but he's ok - at least with the american audience. You Brits might not appreciate the jokes as much.

[tytaius]

Wow, this is some weak sh#*.

[johoyouknow]

this guy is poor on so many levels.

[patrickbad]

@johoyouknow Dude how many comedians can look like that and be funny. He is a cool dude.

[johoyouknow]

@patrickbad Yeah fair does, He does "look" funny. Borderline scary.

[gumballer9]

Hes not really into performing in this clip. But his show in Vegas is very funny and fun to be at!

[karlholmstrom]

whats up killer

[Anzer666]

this is not comedy... he is pulling mildly clever props out of a box and explaining them in one sentence then moving onto the next one.

[NuclearCode]

he didnt sound too happy.

[SwantonPsycho]

wow i've not really seen carrot top before... except on family guy... but that was awesome and normally i wouldnt really like his kind of humour but he's freakin funny

[totopatter]

he's mastered his prop thing.

[jumpergurl4190]

i know it was corny but really funny too, i mean c'mon you know John Mcain could use that walker with the ghetto sunglasses and it even comes w/defibulaters!!! sry can't spell for shit when it comes to medical crap

[cobragirl1123]

is he wearing eyeliner?

[Angerfist2]

yes

[diddymuck]

he looks tired!! or unhappy.

[Snobert]

so unfunny, how could anyone find this tool funny? Is this really American humour, dont even get me started on that Ashton Kutcher fool

[unfairterrorizer]

nooo pense q era gracioso... es un pendejo

[HipHopElectronic]

hahaha i always liked carrot top.

[birdpoo01]

I thought he was lame, but that's pretty funny...lol.

[kettbo]

is this the sort of talent americas producing, real witty and biting material. lol

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

One of the most annoying guys in the biz, almost as irrate Andy Dick.

There's just something... "blah" about him.

I ask myself how comic brilliance such as Gilbert Godfried, and Patton Oswalt get over shadowed by ass-clowns like this, and Dane Cook

[zackypoo25]

Well, he was amazing in the 1990's. That was when Prop comedians were popular.

[ratbaztid]

carrot top is looks like he's juiced up on roids. he should prolly change his name to "carrot juice." just sayin...

[felasnobre]

I think u mean hemorroids...

[FloyedRose335]

i can't believe he's in his forties

[89cosmo]

aw come on. this is cute. i giggled. i like the last one. that's definitely a college prop.

[leester100]

he is so ugly

[madtvfreak3]

i saw him at the luxor he was hilarious!!!!