The reason people think he breaks every rule in the survival book or whatever is because he does the survival techneaks from the sas and they need to be able to move in alot of situations and they need to be able to go somewhere where they can get rescued unlike civilians in there home country who can w8 till there family and friends report them missing and make a search party that's when ya just make a good camp and some signals
im suprised this guy is still alive. he breaks every rule in survival. you dont run in a survival situation, you dont climb up cliffs in a survival situation. he takes way too many risks. i guess i would too if i had a whole crew there to give me water and medical treatment.
or...you could do what i do. take a leather belt , put some water on it and crush rock into a paste and smear it on the wet leather and the crushed rock actually sticks. i tried this method and it was terrible. you need a flat piece of wood not a circular one or it comes off too easily.
@TheSeprioth how does that have any relativity to my comment? bear grylls is amazing. it isn't fake, he does what he does to survive, i'd like to see you out there doing half of what he does.
@ZACKnirvana i'd like to see myself out there doing half of what he does. but im too lazy, and i'd probably fall down a hill and die.
and im sure theseprioth would do even worse, considering he doesn't know the opposite of fake is real... not true.... you know what, i bet TheSeprioth is full of protein!
this technique is stupid.. just get that smooth rock on his left leg and swipe the knife on it a few times. it will be much sharper than trying it on that smashed rock.
@MrAppleandorange123 yea yea. It got top comments coz there are more stupid people than smart people in this world. and I know, I cant win because there are too many of stupid bitches losing their lives on the internet and argue with me for no reason since I've just point out my point of view. If you think I'm right then stfu, however if you think i'm wrong then still, stfu you stupid bitch having no fking life.
@MrAppleandorange123 at first I thought You r no shit at all but now i'm really impressed by how gay you r. I know I'm hot but sorry Mr.Apple+banana, I'm not into men like you. I fuck bitches you know. bitch like your mom as an example. she's not a MILF but anyway. A free fuck. who wouldnt want it? lol
@HoangNhatDukyDuc so fiesty, just ho i like them, let's hope your butthole's tender, I'm guna stretch you out really good, fuck you so deep I'll cum out of every hole in your head.
i love how he sees a poison dart frog and just goes, get out of here,playing it cool,i would fukin shit myself if one of those was even close to me,for gods sake if you touch you die in a minute,aint that a bitch
AHH!! CON RAZON LA SELECCION DE ESTE paisucho NO JUEGA AL FUTBOL Y SOLO SABE HACER EL RIDICULO CON TODOS, con razon este cagadero no sale ni en los mapas, jajajajajajaja,, ALLA NACIO TARZAN EN ESA SELVA,, JAJAJAJAJ,, DE CHIRIPA CONOCEN UN BALON, JAJAJAJAJA. ARGENTINA 3 costa pobre 0, jajajajajaja. ESE FUE EL REGALO DE PAPA INDITOS!!! JAJAJAJAJA.
This seems a little far fetched. Certainly isn't going to work very well on a hard stainless blade. Bear Grylls mostly teaches people how to break their legs in the backcountry.
come on spare knives stones from the river and shit...just always carry with your knife a small triangle sharpening device....its very small light and it will sharpen a blade much better than river stone dust...
he looks at the knife and is saying ' it shapens your knife' but in his mind he is like ( this isent working lets just go onto somthing else) "oh look a frog'
@mrstarkiller88888 exactly lol. there's no demonstration that it worked. funny. you see lots of little convenient cuts in his shows if you watch for them hahaha
His sharpening technique is awful! The angle is extremely high, and he's raising the angle as he strokes so that when he finishes his stroke he's ending up with the knife edge dragging on the stick at almost a 90 degree angle! Just like you see someone stropping a razor who does not know what there doing.
Its hard to believe the grit he's using would embed in the stick enough to remove any metal, and even if it did its way to course! Now I know why he likes serrated knifes, what an idiot!
@n0ledge I agree, although I can already see bozos out in the jungle trying to do this and failing miserably. haha. Naturally on TV it's all done in a minute and we have to take his word for it that it worked brilliantly. seems like the concept could work but he didn't demonstrate the edge or anything.
@ShawDAMAN yup I was wondering too if the blade was truly sharp but I guess if he would had shown it he could have tricked it like in those knives publicity and cut a tomato that he found under a dead monkey or something
@aseglkj I am definatly not listening to you, because he knows what he is doing if you think he does or not. Go into the wilderness for a while and make some videos no one will ever watch to prove that you know more than him.
why is the advert before this vid about orgies?
psv95car 1 day ago
even smaller than justin biebers dick (if he has one)
MeIsAzn1 2 days ago
1:42 "Pretty cool eh?" sounds like austin powers.
buzzsmurf 4 days ago
he is out there risking his life (kinda) adn you guys make piss jokes wth not nice
cjjj1206 4 days ago
I just drank my own piss. Not to bad.
droidguy21 1 week ago
Two top comments about bear's piss...better drink my own piss
ChrisTheSpiritOfGods 1 week ago
the only way to survive being eaten by grylls, is to not be eatable
jcoldham1 1 week ago
Thats fucked up
Alex117martknez 2 weeks ago
imagine him in school i have too much food better get to the bathroom because theres edible meals inside the toilets
MrSatanicNumberS 2 weeks ago
sometimes i lay in bed rapped in blankets and pretend to be the meat rapped up in a burrito
theYellowBooger 3 weeks ago
@theYellowBooger wrapped* you spelled it like the future tense of rape
chachalover13 3 weeks ago
im getting pissed of with these piss jokes..
Minecraftianmania 1 month ago 6
Piss jokes getting old.. Nope CHuck Testa.
PH3ON1X1 1 month ago
The reason people think he breaks every rule in the survival book or whatever is because he does the survival techneaks from the sas and they need to be able to move in alot of situations and they need to be able to go somewhere where they can get rescued unlike civilians in there home country who can w8 till there family and friends report them missing and make a search party that's when ya just make a good camp and some signals
bricemeaker 1 month ago
if i ever need to go in the jungle i'll bring a big ass machete.. not a small knife
shuszzam 1 month ago
dont want piss jokes? well urine luck
d4rk3t3rnity 1 month ago
i used to drink piss.... until i took an arrow to the knee
TmgTplayers 1 month ago
Bear Grylls is Chuck Norris's father
SouthCentral00 1 month ago
aww.. he couldn't eat the frog, :(
Suvalineinimene 1 month ago
He was next to a clean stream and he carry's piss in his canteen......
89gtu 1 month ago
อยากดูแบบภาคไทยอะ
oatplus169 1 month ago
im suprised this guy is still alive. he breaks every rule in survival. you dont run in a survival situation, you dont climb up cliffs in a survival situation. he takes way too many risks. i guess i would too if i had a whole crew there to give me water and medical treatment.
danthman114 1 month ago
thumbs up if you have watched man vs wild (extreme edition alabama) on my channel
TommygunnZ33 2 months ago
DON'T thumb this comment up because the top two comment is AWESOME
Screws260 2 months ago
@Screws260 Okay.
PoPoThePenguin1 2 months ago
i bet bear would totally stuff that frog in his mouth when the cameras not looking.
yourmomwasherelol 2 months ago
The large star in the middle of our solar system appears to be descending into my inconvenient location.
It is in my best interests to promptly consume my own liquid waste.
INEEDZALL 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Ohh look a poison frog! better drink my own piss!
scarytjones 2 months ago 2
my knife is getting blunt,better drink my own piss
moonkick360 2 months ago
Not ENought piss Jk.
Well that means..
Better drink my own piss.
xMusicFuzion 2 months ago
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Frog Not edible.
Taiwan168888 2 months ago
Frog Not edible.
Taiwan168888 2 months ago
You'd ruin the edge on a butter knife doing what he did. What a dumb fucking cunt.
JeffTheDude777 2 months ago
@JeffTheDude777 you mad bro?
scarytjones 2 months ago
@scarytjones Infuriated... lol
JeffTheDude777 2 months ago
if your looking for piss jokes
URINE luck
397pollo 2 months ago
*makes piss joke*
mamanettie 2 months ago
My knife is now sharp, I better drink my piss.
1992jamo 2 months ago
penis...
0chassern2 3 months ago
ran out of piss, better drink my penis
GGxSam 3 months ago
@GGxSam fag
chris55268 3 months ago
@GGxSam no.
swill689 2 months ago
that will ruin the knife.
somerandomutewb 3 months ago
NO! no its not time for him to drink his own piss!!
Nope8 3 months ago
"pretty cool, eh?" Hes canadian?
Niragan 3 months ago
Why doesn't he just use the rocks to sharpen his blade ?
mwillblade 3 months ago
Piss jokes getting old? Better drink my own piss.
sindude300 3 months ago 92
@sindude300 Thank you :) you made me laugh
1992jamo 2 months ago
@1992jamo Haha, your welcome
sindude300 2 months ago
I am bear Grylls.
BlackTheCheetah 3 months ago
what an idiot...I was laughing the whole time!
Verradonairun 3 months ago
In Vietnam, we using a stone for do that.. and we did
He's an idiot man ~.~
ik0m 3 months ago
240p.... we meet again
qazokmanwer 4 months ago
piss. that is all.
TheBettaApprentice 4 months ago
He should drink moar piss.
humanpwns 4 months ago
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MrReauxs 4 months ago
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MrReauxs 4 months ago
whats the knife he uses?
chewy2593 4 months ago
he just throw the stick away..
ry4nmaster 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Knife sharp.
Better shit myself for warmth.
TxtACRowetxT 4 months ago
I CALL BULLSHIT !!! now go drink piss.
red0ubtable 4 months ago
1:28 "Hey look at this guy! I will now demonstrate how to execute a poisonous frog"
ProfitableLifestyles 4 months ago
or...you could do what i do. take a leather belt , put some water on it and crush rock into a paste and smear it on the wet leather and the crushed rock actually sticks. i tried this method and it was terrible. you need a flat piece of wood not a circular one or it comes off too easily.
Grunt922 4 months ago
But, i can craft me a new sword with 1 stick and 2 stone?
HGFreak300 4 months ago
Press 5 for best action
RibberDibber11 4 months ago
Now we crush it and grind is as small as we can, then rub it all over your moist snorting stick, and begin sniffing.
TheBettaApprentice 4 months ago
people need to be more creative, bear grylls is the ultimate in badassery, he deserves more than just piss jokes.
ZACKnirvana 5 months ago 54
@ZACKnirvana piss AND arrows to the knee, jokes
TooLoLish 1 month ago
@ZACKnirvana bear grylls: eater of larva!
devilboy744 4 weeks ago
@ZACKnirvana survivor is way more true than his fake stuff
TheSeprioth 4 weeks ago
@TheSeprioth how does that have any relativity to my comment? bear grylls is amazing. it isn't fake, he does what he does to survive, i'd like to see you out there doing half of what he does.
ZACKnirvana 4 weeks ago
@ZACKnirvana i'd like to see myself out there doing half of what he does. but im too lazy, and i'd probably fall down a hill and die.
and im sure theseprioth would do even worse, considering he doesn't know the opposite of fake is real... not true.... you know what, i bet TheSeprioth is full of protein!
NinjaOsoona 3 weeks ago
@ZACKnirvana And also the best survival advice he could offer is. Don't be dumbass and drink your own piss, like I do for my paycheck.
iganbarelytohg 6 days ago
@iganbarelytohg you go out into the wild and put your life into danger everyday?
ZACKnirvana 6 days ago
He kinda looks like shia labeouf
kylezacharytan22 5 months ago
this technique is stupid.. just get that smooth rock on his left leg and swipe the knife on it a few times. it will be much sharper than trying it on that smashed rock.
958933 5 months ago 3
I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4
IWantKhat 5 months ago
"hey look at this guy! a little poisonous frog!"
LOL made me laugh for some reason
topjordans 5 months ago
coolest looking frog man!
crayyawn 5 months ago
the piss joke is getting annoying as your motherfukers dont realize that's they r not funny. stop copy and paste. stupid bitches
HoangNhatDukyDuc 5 months ago
@HoangNhatDukyDuc shut up, if it's not funny then it wouldn't have top comments, no one thinks you're funny for pointing it out, so stfu and gtfo.
MrAppleandorange123 5 months ago
@MrAppleandorange123 yea yea. It got top comments coz there are more stupid people than smart people in this world. and I know, I cant win because there are too many of stupid bitches losing their lives on the internet and argue with me for no reason since I've just point out my point of view. If you think I'm right then stfu, however if you think i'm wrong then still, stfu you stupid bitch having no fking life.
HoangNhatDukyDuc 5 months ago
@HoangNhatDukyDuc I'm guna fuck you so hard
MrAppleandorange123 5 months ago
@MrAppleandorange123 at first I thought You r no shit at all but now i'm really impressed by how gay you r. I know I'm hot but sorry Mr.Apple+banana, I'm not into men like you. I fuck bitches you know. bitch like your mom as an example. she's not a MILF but anyway. A free fuck. who wouldnt want it? lol
HoangNhatDukyDuc 5 months ago
@HoangNhatDukyDuc so fiesty, just ho i like them, let's hope your butthole's tender, I'm guna stretch you out really good, fuck you so deep I'll cum out of every hole in your head.
MrAppleandorange123 5 months ago
piss drinking time
beanstuffer11 5 months ago
Every Man VS Wild video has a piss comment. People must really like piss these days. :o
MrEpicSauce1 5 months ago
@MrEpicSauce1 It's a CollegeHumor episode ref.
Danielkchoi 5 months ago
@Danielkchoi but the top 2 comments are from at least 2 months ago! :O
gregar5555 5 months ago
@gregar5555 Oh right...huh.
Danielkchoi 5 months ago
@Danielkchoi I guess it's been established a joke before CH
gregar5555 5 months ago
ha ben 10 frog
Niko6888 5 months ago
*piss joke*
hoax4254 5 months ago
this video is really stupid.......Better drink my own piss XD
elguille010 5 months ago
i love how he sees a poison dart frog and just goes, get out of here,playing it cool,i would fukin shit myself if one of those was even close to me,for gods sake if you touch you die in a minute,aint that a bitch
umwhoalol 5 months ago
@umwhoalol doubt that hahaha, maybe if you lick it
pickup12 5 months ago
piss jokes is getting old
Lumpus89 5 months ago 128
@Lumpus89 No. No they're not
DFDavid21 5 months ago
@Lumpus89 very very old
Gamenamer 4 months ago
@Lumpus89 Nice try Bear Grylls...
cubeface21 4 months ago
@Lumpus89 piss jokes getting old, gotta drink my own piss
freakshowoverthetop 3 months ago
Awwwww a liittle poisoness frog...mmh tastes alright...
jaz19966 5 months ago
is my favourite serie
didikaniball 5 months ago
At least this is informative...
RaffikaSky 5 months ago
Why do this when you have a perfectly good granite stone with a flat top sitting right there in front of you?
ogukuo72 5 months ago
the 2 people that said drink my own piss drink your piss
therandomones67 6 months ago 3
A bunch of Londoners are in the building out of sight to the right staring at him out the window with a "What the actual fuck?" look on their faces.
HaydnM35 6 months ago
piss jokes,piss jokes everywhere
tichergeorge 6 months ago 3
0:01
Mic1337Panther 6 months ago
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Mic1337Panther 6 months ago
this guys a beast
zzWasted 6 months ago
@zzWasted thats why his name is Bear
redfire47173 6 months ago
enough of piss comments damn it
NIGHT2PWN 6 months ago 13
The sun's going down... best conceal myself in this rotting sheep carcass
BadmanZyd 6 months ago
This is coming up a treat, speaking of treats;
Better drink my own piss!
whereami0 6 months ago 2
my knife is getting pretty blunt
better sharpen it on my balls
hahalolz999 6 months ago 7
why doest he just sharpen his knife on the ten tons of rock surrounding him
IxISTIGIxI 6 months ago
@TheShegDawg this nigga is a special forces unit ... which you wouldn't survive doing at all
Xy1on 6 months ago 2
Cool vid
spacetheatervid1 6 months ago
@DoctahJ22 God why don't you just stfu with that joke. And no I am not mad. Just tired of fucking retarded comments like yours.
FastforceRs 6 months ago
@FastforceRs Getting tired of retarded comments? Then drink your own piss!!!
KevintheJoker 6 months ago
AHH!! CON RAZON LA SELECCION DE ESTE paisucho NO JUEGA AL FUTBOL Y SOLO SABE HACER EL RIDICULO CON TODOS, con razon este cagadero no sale ni en los mapas, jajajajajajaja,, ALLA NACIO TARZAN EN ESA SELVA,, JAJAJAJAJ,, DE CHIRIPA CONOCEN UN BALON, JAJAJAJAJA. ARGENTINA 3 costa pobre 0, jajajajajaja. ESE FUE EL REGALO DE PAPA INDITOS!!! JAJAJAJAJA.
1CARLOSLUX 6 months ago
@7x57mmMauser not only are you a fucking nigerian but you are also retarded as shit.
ColeDurgan 6 months ago
this guy is so fucking awesome
Drullusokkurinn 6 months ago
not only was this video stupid, it was useless too !
7x57mmMauser 6 months ago
"This little guy is known as a Poison-Dart frog; in Columbia, they use the toxins from their skin to make poison darts." o.O
ffokniz 6 months ago
This seems a little far fetched. Certainly isn't going to work very well on a hard stainless blade. Bear Grylls mostly teaches people how to break their legs in the backcountry.
Brozervich 6 months ago
The poisonous frog secrets posion from its skin... Better drink my own piss!
kl8209 6 months ago
My knife is getting dull... better drink my own piss.
XPrime1000 6 months ago
eat!eat!eat!eat!
Adeptusrosse 6 months ago
Meh one day bears gonna be immune to poison from all the shit and piss he is eating
SwedExNooB 6 months ago
@SwedExNooB its 2011, he is immune
1236sason 6 months ago
come on spare knives stones from the river and shit...just always carry with your knife a small triangle sharpening device....its very small light and it will sharpen a blade much better than river stone dust...
GreekPrideOYK 6 months ago
Or you could just bring a spare knife ?
EvenIfYouCared 6 months ago
he looks at the knife and is saying ' it shapens your knife' but in his mind he is like ( this isent working lets just go onto somthing else) "oh look a frog'
mrstarkiller88888 7 months ago 6
@mrstarkiller88888 exactly lol. there's no demonstration that it worked. funny. you see lots of little convenient cuts in his shows if you watch for them hahaha
ShawDAMAN 6 months ago
this toilt paper commercial
cool2153 7 months ago 2
lol
danielspoon1234 7 months ago
Good luck even cutting paper with that method. That's not how you sharpen a blade.
triggerpuller101 7 months ago
@triggerpuller101 FUCK YOU
sizzo666 7 months ago
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His sharpening technique is awful! The angle is extremely high, and he's raising the angle as he strokes so that when he finishes his stroke he's ending up with the knife edge dragging on the stick at almost a 90 degree angle! Just like you see someone stropping a razor who does not know what there doing.
Its hard to believe the grit he's using would embed in the stick enough to remove any metal, and even if it did its way to course! Now I know why he likes serrated knifes, what an idiot!
shonuffisthemaster 7 months ago 2
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shonuffisthemaster 7 months ago
bear is awesome
hanock1998 7 months ago
bear is a fucking boss.
ThePhantomSpector 7 months ago
"the frog releases lots of toxins, but here's how you can use your urine to sterile the frog and thus be able to eat it"
BassistSkillz17 7 months ago
Eat it anyway
DarthDavios 7 months ago
Knife sharpened! Time to drink my own piss!
Colossianss 7 months ago 63
they use the poison dart frog to make poison darts. makes sense.
BbyjenXx 7 months ago 4
@BbyjenXx Oh, I get it! Poison "Dart" frogs, get it? I didn't know that they used poison dart frogs to make poison darts!
Rotneybot 7 months ago
@Rotneybot yeah, he says so at around.. 1:46?
BbyjenXx 7 months ago
@BbyjenXx I know. But I didn't know they were used for darts back then. :P
Rotneybot 7 months ago
he is flailing around with that knife like a retard....USELESS !!!!!!!
jedirifleman 7 months ago 2
I CALL BULLSHIT !!!!!!!
jedirifleman 7 months ago 3
TIME
TO
DRINK
MY PISS
chrischanerz 7 months ago
well, i guess that there is something, that man does not want to eat...
MortenSaabye 8 months ago 2
Bear, have any students? i would love to tag along and learn =).
milad2007halo3 8 months ago
press 6 to see how bear grylls takes care of manhood :P
rickydillon1996 8 months ago
he should pee on the frog
threeangels98 8 months ago 2
wow, that was totally usless
duplessis2006 8 months ago
@duplessis2006 useless to know how to sharp your knife... It think it's much more usefull then him eating a zebra corpse
n0ledge 8 months ago
@n0ledge I agree, although I can already see bozos out in the jungle trying to do this and failing miserably. haha. Naturally on TV it's all done in a minute and we have to take his word for it that it worked brilliantly. seems like the concept could work but he didn't demonstrate the edge or anything.
ShawDAMAN 8 months ago
@ShawDAMAN yup I was wondering too if the blade was truly sharp but I guess if he would had shown it he could have tricked it like in those knives publicity and cut a tomato that he found under a dead monkey or something
n0ledge 8 months ago
we all know one thing that he can survive zombie apocalypse
kristerken 8 months ago
that's actually stropping...
TheForestKan 8 months ago
you are to close to the camara
albarzu07 8 months ago
go home homo
albarzu07 8 months ago
go home home
albarzu07 8 months ago
what happened to. ITS ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF HOURS
spongecrak 8 months ago
if i were to take a gun to a knife fight with bear, he would still kill me.
Endofcivilization 8 months ago
does he know how to sharpen a knife? cuz that looked pretty bad to me
Delta8559272 9 months ago 5
you have a sharpener on his knife
nerfpower 9 months ago
lol the guy looks like the guy i have a crush on at school...
Horse21202 9 months ago
I love Bear Grylls he's sooooo cute
Rebmac272 9 months ago 2
@Rebmac272 me too!!!
Horse21202 9 months ago
costa rica = costa recon?
MegaLol555 9 months ago
What a load of shit ... that knife is duller than before.
If were to actually use this phony britfag's 'advice' in the real world, you'd end up dead.
aseglkj 9 months ago
@aseglkj why you hating on brits? u stuck up fat american basterd
xTHEORPHANx 9 months ago
@aseglkj I am definatly not listening to you, because he knows what he is doing if you think he does or not. Go into the wilderness for a while and make some videos no one will ever watch to prove that you know more than him.
punnkinman 7 months ago
so did the frog end up become a poison dart in bear's hand?
zellzhou88 10 months ago
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thumbs up if you think he will eat the rock..
niceguydudong 10 months ago
PRETTY COOL AYE!
Pilmer1993 10 months ago
he probly was thinkin god damn it if only u wernt poisonous u wud b foood
rtistone 10 months ago