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  • why is the advert before this vid about orgies?

  • even smaller than justin biebers dick (if he has one)

  • 1:42 "Pretty cool eh?" sounds like austin powers.

  • he is out there risking his life (kinda) adn you guys make piss jokes wth not nice

  • I just drank my own piss. Not to bad.

  • Two top comments about bear's piss...better drink my own piss

  • the only way to survive being eaten by grylls, is to not be eatable

  • Thats fucked up

  • imagine him in school i have too much food better get to the bathroom because theres edible meals inside the toilets

  • sometimes i lay in bed rapped in blankets and pretend to be the meat rapped up in a burrito

  • @theYellowBooger wrapped* you spelled it like the future tense of rape

  • im getting pissed of with these piss jokes..

  • Piss jokes getting old.. Nope CHuck Testa.

  • The reason people think he breaks every rule in the survival book or whatever is because he does the survival techneaks from the sas and they need to be able to move in alot of situations and they need to be able to go somewhere where they can get rescued unlike civilians in there home country who can w8 till there family and friends report them missing and make a search party that's when ya just make a good camp and some signals

  • if i ever need to go in the jungle i'll bring a big ass machete.. not a small knife

  • dont want piss jokes? well urine luck

  • i used to drink piss.... until i took an arrow to the knee

  • Bear Grylls is Chuck Norris's father

  • aww.. he couldn't eat the frog, :(

  • He was next to a clean stream and he carry's piss in his canteen......

  • อยากดูแบบภาคไทยอะ

  • im suprised this guy is still alive. he breaks every rule in survival. you dont run in a survival situation, you dont climb up cliffs in a survival situation. he takes way too many risks. i guess i would too if i had a whole crew there to give me water and medical treatment.

  • thumbs up if you have watched man vs wild (extreme edition alabama) on my channel

  • DON'T thumb this comment up because the top two comment is AWESOME

  • @Screws260 Okay.

  • i bet bear would totally stuff that frog in his mouth when the cameras not looking.

  • The large star in the middle of our solar system appears to be descending into my inconvenient location.

    It is in my best interests to promptly consume my own liquid waste.

  • Ohh look a poison frog! better drink my own piss!

  • my knife is getting blunt,better drink my own piss

  • Not ENought piss Jk.

    Well that means..

    Better drink my own piss.

  • Frog Not edible.

  • You'd ruin the edge on a butter knife doing what he did. What a dumb fucking cunt.

  • @JeffTheDude777 you mad bro?

  • @scarytjones Infuriated... lol

  • if your looking for piss jokes

    URINE luck

  • *makes piss joke*

  • My knife is now sharp, I better drink my piss.

  • penis...

  • ran out of piss, better drink my penis

  • @GGxSam fag

  • @GGxSam no.

  • that will ruin the knife.

  • NO! no its not time for him to drink his own piss!!

  • "pretty cool, eh?" Hes canadian?

  • Why doesn't he just use the rocks to sharpen his blade ?

  • Piss jokes getting old? Better drink my own piss.

  • @sindude300 Thank you :) you made me laugh

  • @1992jamo Haha, your welcome

    

  • I am bear Grylls.

  • what an idiot...I was laughing the whole time!

  • In Vietnam, we using a stone for do that.. and we did

    He's an idiot man ~.~

  • 240p.... we meet again

  • piss. that is all.

  • He should drink moar piss.

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  • whats the knife he uses?

    

  • he just throw the stick away..

  • Knife sharp.

    Better shit myself for warmth.

  • I CALL BULLSHIT !!! now go drink piss.

  • 1:28 "Hey look at this guy! I will now demonstrate how to execute a poisonous frog"

  • or...you could do what i do. take a leather belt , put some water on it and crush rock into a paste and smear it on the wet leather and the crushed rock actually sticks. i tried this method and it was terrible. you need a flat piece of wood not a circular one or it comes off too easily.

  • But, i can craft me a new sword with 1 stick and 2 stone?

  • Press 5 for best action

  • Now we crush it and grind is as small as we can, then rub it all over your moist snorting stick, and begin sniffing.

  • people need to be more creative, bear grylls is the ultimate in badassery, he deserves more than just piss jokes.

  • @ZACKnirvana piss AND arrows to the knee, jokes

  • @ZACKnirvana bear grylls: eater of larva!

  • @ZACKnirvana survivor is way more true than his fake stuff

  • @TheSeprioth how does that have any relativity to my comment? bear grylls is amazing. it isn't fake, he does what he does to survive, i'd like to see you out there doing half of what he does.

  • @ZACKnirvana i'd like to see myself out there doing half of what he does. but im too lazy, and i'd probably fall down a hill and die.

    and im sure theseprioth would do even worse, considering he doesn't know the opposite of fake is real... not true.... you know what, i bet TheSeprioth is full of protein!

  • @ZACKnirvana And also the best survival advice he could offer is. Don't be dumbass and drink your own piss, like I do for my paycheck.

  • @iganbarelytohg you go out into the wild and put your life into danger everyday?

  • He kinda looks like shia labeouf

  • this technique is stupid.. just get that smooth rock on his left leg and swipe the knife on it a few times. it will be much sharper than trying it on that smashed rock.

  • I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

  • "hey look at this guy! a little poisonous frog!"

    LOL made me laugh for some reason

  • coolest looking frog man!

  • the piss joke is getting annoying as your motherfukers dont realize that's they r not funny. stop copy and paste. stupid bitches

  • @HoangNhatDukyDuc shut up, if it's not funny then it wouldn't have top comments, no one thinks you're funny for pointing it out, so stfu and gtfo.

  • @MrAppleandorange123 yea yea. It got top comments coz there are more stupid people than smart people in this world. and I know, I cant win because there are too many of stupid bitches losing their lives on the internet and argue with me for no reason since I've just point out my point of view. If you think I'm right then stfu, however if you think i'm wrong then still, stfu you stupid bitch having no fking life.

  • @HoangNhatDukyDuc I'm guna fuck you so hard

  • @MrAppleandorange123 at first I thought You r no shit at all but now i'm really impressed by how gay you r. I know I'm hot but sorry Mr.Apple+banana, I'm not into men like you. I fuck bitches you know. bitch like your mom as an example. she's not a MILF but anyway. A free fuck. who wouldnt want it? lol

  • @HoangNhatDukyDuc so fiesty, just ho i like them, let's hope your butthole's tender, I'm guna stretch you out really good, fuck you so deep I'll cum out of every hole in your head.

  • piss drinking time

  • Every Man VS Wild video has a piss comment. People must really like piss these days. :o

  • @MrEpicSauce1 It's a CollegeHumor episode ref.

  • @Danielkchoi but the top 2 comments are from at least 2 months ago! :O

  • @gregar5555 Oh right...huh.

  • @Danielkchoi I guess it's been established a joke before CH

  • ha ben 10 frog

  • *piss joke*

  • this video is really stupid.......Better drink my own piss XD

  • i love how he sees a poison dart frog and just goes, get out of here,playing it cool,i would fukin shit myself if one of those was even close to me,for gods sake if you touch you die in a minute,aint that a bitch

  • @umwhoalol doubt that hahaha, maybe if you lick it

  • piss jokes is getting old

  • @Lumpus89 No. No they're not

  • @Lumpus89 very very old

  • @Lumpus89 Nice try Bear Grylls...

  • @Lumpus89 piss jokes getting old, gotta drink my own piss

  • Awwwww a liittle poisoness frog...mmh tastes alright...

  • is my favourite serie

  • At least this is informative...

  • Why do this when you have a perfectly good granite stone with a flat top sitting right there in front of you?

  • the 2 people that said drink my own piss drink your piss

  • A bunch of Londoners are in the building out of sight to the right staring at him out the window with a "What the actual fuck?" look on their faces.

  • piss jokes,piss jokes everywhere

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  • this guys a beast

  • @zzWasted thats why his name is Bear

  • enough of piss comments damn it

  • The sun's going down... best conceal myself in this rotting sheep carcass

  • This is coming up a treat, speaking of treats;

    Better drink my own piss!

  • my knife is getting pretty blunt

    better sharpen it on my balls

  • why doest he just sharpen his knife on the ten tons of rock surrounding him

  • @TheShegDawg this nigga is a special forces unit ... which you wouldn't survive doing at all

  • Cool vid

  • @DoctahJ22 God why don't you just stfu with that joke. And no I am not mad. Just tired of fucking retarded comments like yours.

  • @FastforceRs Getting tired of retarded comments? Then drink your own piss!!!

  • AHH!! CON RAZON LA SELECCION DE ESTE paisucho NO JUEGA AL FUTBOL Y SOLO SABE HACER EL RIDICULO CON TODOS, con razon este cagadero no sale ni en los mapas, jajajajajajaja,, ALLA NACIO TARZAN EN ESA SELVA,, JAJAJAJAJ,, DE CHIRIPA CONOCEN UN BALON, JAJAJAJAJA. ARGENTINA 3 costa pobre 0, jajajajajaja. ESE FUE EL REGALO DE PAPA INDITOS!!! JAJAJAJAJA.

  • @7x57mmMauser not only are you a fucking nigerian but you are also retarded as shit.

  • this guy is so fucking awesome

  • not only was this video stupid, it was useless too !

  • "This little guy is known as a Poison-Dart frog; in Columbia, they use the toxins from their skin to make poison darts." o.O

  • This seems a little far fetched. Certainly isn't going to work very well on a hard stainless blade. Bear Grylls mostly teaches people how to break their legs in the backcountry.

  • The poisonous frog secrets posion from its skin... Better drink my own piss!

  • My knife is getting dull... better drink my own piss.

  • eat!eat!eat!eat!

  • Meh one day bears gonna be immune to poison from all the shit and piss he is eating

  • @SwedExNooB its 2011, he is immune

  • come on spare knives stones from the river and shit...just always carry with your knife a small triangle sharpening device....its very small light and it will sharpen a blade much better than river stone dust...

  • Or you could just bring a spare knife ?

  • he looks at the knife and is saying ' it shapens your knife' but in his mind he is like ( this isent working lets just go onto somthing else) "oh look a frog'

  • @mrstarkiller88888 exactly lol. there's no demonstration that it worked. funny. you see lots of little convenient cuts in his shows if you watch for them hahaha

  • this toilt paper commercial

  • lol

    

  • Good luck even cutting paper with that method. That's not how you sharpen a blade.

  • @triggerpuller101 FUCK YOU

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  • bear is awesome

  • bear is a fucking boss.

    

  • "the frog releases lots of toxins, but here's how you can use your urine to sterile the frog and thus be able to eat it"

  • Eat it anyway

  • Knife sharpened! Time to drink my own piss!

  • they use the poison dart frog to make poison darts. makes sense.

  • @BbyjenXx Oh, I get it! Poison "Dart" frogs, get it? I didn't know that they used poison dart frogs to make poison darts!

  • @Rotneybot yeah, he says so at around.. 1:46?

  • @BbyjenXx I know. But I didn't know they were used for darts back then. :P

  • he is flailing around with that knife like a retard....USELESS !!!!!!!

  • I CALL BULLSHIT !!!!!!!

  • TIME

    TO

    DRINK

    MY PISS

  • well, i guess that there is something, that man does not want to eat...

  • Bear, have any students? i would love to tag along and learn =).

  • press 6 to see how bear grylls takes care of manhood :P

  • he should pee on the frog

  • wow, that was totally usless

  • @duplessis2006 useless to know how to sharp your knife... It think it's much more usefull then him eating a zebra corpse

  • @n0ledge I agree, although I can already see bozos out in the jungle trying to do this and failing miserably. haha. Naturally on TV it's all done in a minute and we have to take his word for it that it worked brilliantly. seems like the concept could work but he didn't demonstrate the edge or anything.

  • @ShawDAMAN yup I was wondering too if the blade was truly sharp but I guess if he would had shown it he could have tricked it like in those knives publicity and cut a tomato that he found under a dead monkey or something

  • we all know one thing that he can survive zombie apocalypse

  • that's actually stropping...

  • you are to close to the camara

  • go home homo

    

  • go home home

  • what happened to. ITS ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF HOURS

  • if i were to take a gun to a knife fight with bear, he would still kill me.

  • does he know how to sharpen a knife? cuz that looked pretty bad to me

  • you have a sharpener on his knife

  • lol the guy looks like the guy i have a crush on at school...

  • I love Bear Grylls he's sooooo cute

  • @Rebmac272 me too!!!

  • costa rica = costa recon?

  • What a load of shit ... that knife is duller than before.

    If were to actually use this phony britfag's 'advice' in the real world, you'd end up dead.

  • @aseglkj why you hating on brits? u stuck up fat american basterd

  • @aseglkj I am definatly not listening to you, because he knows what he is doing if you think he does or not. Go into the wilderness for a while and make some videos no one will ever watch to prove that you know more than him.

  • so did the frog end up become a poison dart in bear's hand?

  • PRETTY COOL AYE!

  • he probly was thinkin god damn it if only u wernt poisonous u wud b foood