80s Video Dating Montage

[doyouwantfries20]

*nod* fire breathing dragons.

[zmrocz1]

0.43 Bronislaw Komorowski!!!?? (President of Poland)

[MattFaulknerMusic]

Dad?!

[dfgyuhdd]

How did anyone get laid in the 80s?

[tetris3030]

santa monica porch swing...........? wtf

[MusicSpanishStyle]

"Hi, Mom."

[SunflowerWand]

How was Big Phil single?

[delkst]

1:09 young rick santorum?

[MitsosMitsoulas]

Some of those people should try dating eachother...

[joshuaidle]

No Fattys.



[flipxfx]

Nope. It's Seth Green's dad.

The dating program worked.

[liBLaCKOuTzxXl]

Kassem G should Watch This.

[swixomix]

What i learned from this: in the 80s, Fun=Sex

[superman3384]

ok

[KrsBrandOne]

wud anyone else have had their week ruined if they had to see steve cry at the end?

[ThomasScottCarson]

THIS IS LIKE TIM AND ERIC FROM THE 80s

[maddude82]

no, 3:03 is young Louis C.K.

[YanmingYuMusic]

0:59 "hi mom"

[misomercy]

Maurice is a Whild-Man by night.

[originalganjsta]

3:15

Life is a playground.... and I want someone to play with...

[Andrex432]

3:33 Seth Green is that you?

[sacamato]

The guy at 2:40 who says, "And anything that's fun. I like to have fun."

That's Peter North.

[BiffyBiro]

The guy that said "hi mom" has some explaining to do.

[Evofusiontm]

The guy at 2:44 is NOT 25 years old.............

[corey1845]

"Hi mom:D"

:DDD

[ajnode]

3:33

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ITS SETH GREEN!

[darkshiv]

3:33

SETH GREEN?

[BloodWing4000]

oh god, the forever alones of the 80's

[garrett707]

Was everyone in the 80's so pixelated all the time?

[nikentic]

Hi mom!

[Muddimar]

"I took a sponge ball, and took it out of a little girls ear"... now he is probably in prison.

[ruqayyah]

1:45 Charlie Sheen, is that you??

[DanielJohnsonVideos]

Replace "Fun" with "Sex" for an even better video!

[Chinabot1]

im a whale man by night

[whitesox287]

excellent legs...look up - mmmmm

[ShowMyFists]

big phil lmao

[SundayMwG]

Like if your clicking finger brought you here!

No serieusly, shut up.

[Myriaaam123]

Like if RWJ brought you here :)

[yaypoppy83]

'Hi Mom' lol

[Kinkouu]

3:18 WTF

[jessyyyy75]

Fire Breathing Dragons. xD

[Davidownedu]

3:54 again and again and again.

[TheMrNMFB]

DAD?!?!

[Khonnell]

"Perhaps even a nice bath with some champagne and some candles" - Scariest guy on the tape.

[thewiredmedium]

3:33 <<Just keep clicking

[OminousLee]

"Hi mum!"

[BekkaBear33]

No Fatties,

No Hamsters,

No dopers,

No smokers,

No alcoholics,

No Donna Juanita's,

No poserrrrrrrs,

No crazies.

Is it just me or is he kind of describing himself, and lowering the amount of woman that are "his type" (which he apparently isn't his own type...)?

[superstuntbeave]

HOLY FUCK!!!!! It's Bill Pullman!!!!! 2:37

[salculd]

God, I HATE HAVING FUN

[bmiltek4]

nobody has ever called that dude big phil

[costa96coffee]

3:17-3:20

[costa96coffee]

firebreathing dragons. BAUS!

[Emma24790]

I'm looking for the goddess, are you the goddess, who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any women, is all women.

A figure that is sexy, swim tight, excellent legs,mmmmm!

I'm a 25 year subsciber to both Playboy and the New Yorker Magazine.

At night I opperate a Damzel in distress hotline...like they just call me at night.

My favourite foods is pizza.

And just..sugar and spice and all those things that are nice.

[Emma24790]

Ok I'm looking for a trendy girl, with a simple smile, wait em uh excuse me!

I dunno, uh what I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster thats always thinking about food,and...

Who so binds to himself a joy, duth it's winged life destroy.

Um I like to do alot of sailing, I like to do outdoor activities, I like climbing, I like travel.

I took a sponge ball, and was pulling him out of a little girl's ear.

Vivacious, foxy.

[Emma24790]

Hi my name Mike and if you're sitting there watching this tape, smoking you're ciggarette, well hit the fast forward button, cause I don't smoke and i don't like people that do smoke.

I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo, if you're not afraid to let the wind mess up your hair a little bit when I take the top down.

Perhaps even a nice bath, with some Champagne and candles.

Hi Mom...Huhh.

Ummmmm... I do fashion photography!

And I do consider myself a refined Valley Duuuude!

[Emma24790]

I took a sponge ball and pulled it out of a little girls ear

Early to bed, early to rise,makes a woman healthy, weathly an wise, thats why you're wiser than me....Its Stepthen.

Hi it's Maurice, I'm an executive by day and a whild man by night.

Hi my names Monroe, you've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.

Hi my name is Phil, but my friends call me big phil.

Um, I like to talk to people deep into the night.

I play guitar.

I'm a ton?

Hi I'm Fred.

[eddiecampbellonline]

44 Horrible Dates book and video shoe in !!!

[OBcork]

The guy at 0:56 will kill you!

[SamAdamz]

"Seth Green's dad" @3:33 lol

[BierBomber]

Fire-breathing dragons...

[xXbigkahunaXx]

This should be renamed "80's serial killer montage" XD

[lilmoomoo]

No fatties, no hamsters

[SunflowerWand]

0:41

[Hollisterox32]

do you like cats?

[MrMachinimator]

1:47 Ben stiller much? lol

[TheAnnoyingGamerGuy]

Who else searched for this right after watching RudeTube?

[DrewNBKK]

I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess up your hair a little bit when I take the top down..." GOLD

[m620]

3:15...

[yatiis]

@m620 What the man likes his brightly colored socks. I for one think their stylish ;)

[m620]

@yatiis I was hoping to queue in the "life is a playground and I'm looking for someone to play with", as he sounds like a pedophile.

[yatiis]

@m620 didn't you hear all the pedophiles love wearen those rockin' brightly colored socks, but yes I know what you mean

[penguinlove12344]

am i the only one who thought that the viking guy was the least awkward?

[theoneandonlysarab]

David the goddess guy is HOT.

[Kuhnheit]

Who is the Goddess?

[yatiis]

@Kuhnheit Are you the goddess?

[punk101111]

i think so

[MadeWithFlames]

3:33 is that seth green???

[TheBrokenChip]

Firebreathing dragons...

[PropMonkey87]

Fred is the fucking man!!

[akayse]

i'm looking for the goddess.

[HHHKingofKings58]

I'm interested in most phases of data processing (srs)

[HHHKingofKings58]

One of my favourite foods is pizza :)

[HHHKingofKings58]

The guy at 0:57. HAHAHA

[typhlosion566]

Buncha niggers. haha. 

[pokerFACEUT]

1:00 tim and eric morphed into one person.

[ihalloway]

...(waiting for something)... * Hi, I'm fread * 0_0 xDDDD

[CliffsOfDower]

1:03

Eddie Guerrero?

[ScriggleScraggle]

I wonder if these guys ever got their dream girls? lol!

[zomgoodnessih8u]

Omg, why was everybody in the 80s so butt ugly?

[Y0nameisT0BY]

@zomgoodnessih8u I think thats why they were making dating tapes.

[LorayneMB]

I now believe that celibacy can be a positive, enriching path for me...

[taygale01]

Anyone notice Peter Kay ?

[lowlzproduction]

fun

[Cheesydeezy]

Fire breathing dragons ROFL

[xCypres]

No fattys.

[muhddzuraij]

This SHIT got 2M+ video!!..:D

[omgimapure1]

3:33 seth green with a beard haha

[xXMyGodComplexXx]

I'd date the guy who said nothing but "fire breathing dragons"

[ventril0quist]

did fred kill the fire breathing dragon!

[TheKiwiZara]

"Suger and spice and everything nice"



[Krizalid15]

MUSTACHES FTW!!!

[rhysella]

My names phil but my friends call me big phil!!

[hinatamusicfan]

at 3;35 you see seth green

[bungieforever]

oh my god .. lol!!

[Donatellangelo]

LOL!

[ant1ph0n]

i like the guy with the incredibly blue eyes.

[skrilldawg]

this my friends is the definition of pure vhs gold.

[urterrmuriel]

what a bunch of hotties!

[SkiesOverNavarro]

0:42 Brian Potter?

[SkiesOverNavarro]

Big Phil? FATTY.

[fuchalo]

0:32 paul rudd!



[theratedrhero]

Seth green???!!!!!

[souperJanellie]

That was depressing.

[RonBurgandy4583]

They all look like california beach pussies

[teamcavemanburt]

"firebreathing dragons" lol

[SarpbcLucky]

one of my favourite foods is pizza xDDD

Hi Mum.

god i laughed my ass off

[Rosethehippyqueen22]

I am the godess.

[IDontKnow733]

1:27...... what the hell are you talking about? lol

[xMighkeyxDeviousx]

Dood the first guy stephen I swear is the same stephen in hells kitchen season 9. First person to get eliminated! Crazy!

[RAPnTUNA]

So, Mr.Rogers there wants to have fun with people who hangs around in a playground, aka little children

[HoboraMax]

2:47 through  2:56

so he's alright with tranny's.

[BlueShoeMusic]

I'd say hey mom on tv, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[Woojoo333]

hold 4

[Woojoo333]

Hold 2

[IRAQrecords]

pedo @ 3:18

[TheAlbanianator]

Bon Jovi at 1:45

[TheSonicgirl23]

3:34 seth green

[ldi0tic]

"HI MOM." LOL.

I can't blame him though.

I'd do the same thing.

[iamsamich]

3:46

[iamsamich]

I don't wanna be doing this.

[Nosirb318]

Okay, Yoda...... 3:38 - 3:45

[simoneharuko]

"No fatties... No hamsters." God, this is why I'm single.

[polloloza123]

They all seem like rapist or serial killers D:

[UscKitty]

Is the fire breathing dragons guy the one from TMZ? (3:36)

[HannibaltoRome]

Women! Are you thinking about food? Hate yourselves!

I've never seen so many mall shooters in one place.

[xSKH98x]

LOL

[dynastyballer13]

why would his mom even watch dating videos at her age :S

[AbduCola]

0:41. Fast forward regardless?

[mgrchip]

@AbduCola Paul Bearer can't catch a break can he hahaha

[WhoElseButKris]

Alternate title: "Charisma 101"

[mgrchip]

Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with....

[G345S]

press 4 for the godess

[heald111111111111111]

Pause at 4:19 IT says "Age 39" Seeking age: "Under 30", I lold

[lolpotato93]

3:30 ita an aged whiteboy7thst lol

[amd9390]

OMG YOU LIKE TO WEAR BRIGHT SOCKS!? hang on a sec while i take off my pants ;D

[Sqrmincoil]

Creepy



[HazeVoidscythe]

they are all looking for other men

[MrSaw7632]

life is a playground and i want someone to play with, that must be the creepyest line ever

[beernpizzalover]

No Hamsters? WTF!?

[missmoodyknickers]

:o

[volacious]

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MEEEE

[UpTheBracket420]

2.27

[TheHalloweenHead]

Lmao this was gold

[leavell13]

0:30 Mike White from School of Rock

[towns1914]

I just wish Fred did found someone special

[bigdaddytoolbox]

Fire Breathing Dragons!!!

[2012DjSketch]

TAKE THE TOP DOWN !?!?!?!?! WTF? And sand on his tuxedo? shit get sand on my lawn and you have no dick to fuck with biotch!

[squall1358]

guy had a Vikings costume.. ah beauty at its finest.

[PRSftw123]

3:36.....why????

[Kovu96]

"I'm interested in most phases of data processing" HA!. . . Priceless

[IAmOnlyMe89]

oh my god soooo funny!

domestic violence... sexual abuse. ya know, the usual

anyone else here only cause of ray william johnson's video?

[mypandawilleatyou38]

@IAmOnlyMe89 YAY =3!!! :D

[lkunina]

1:05 "i do fashion photography" are you also a serial killer? :/

[circlemasterXP]

Hmm i wonder does anyone not like having fun?

[nightlyterror]

The guy who writes everything down HAS to be Jewish. The world is just this cruel that they land my religion with lunatic.

[dragonblade27]

Type A im not...omfortable....looking for a serious relationship....I am!

[deffekt]

I will cry at a commercial.

[mrgolfer123456]

i dont want some big over grown monster whos always thinking about food!

[DIRTYGHETTOKIDS45]

1:03 JOE DIRT :omgomgomg: