My machine is called a Make Me Invisible So I can Do Anything I Want To Do Machine. It's basically an mp3 player with a waffle iron on the side. Sometimes I get hungry listening to Selena. Bidi Bidi Bom Bom.
It would run on stupidity, the most abundant renewable element in the universe. It would look like Marilyn Monroe, sing like Billie Holiday, cook like Julia Child, bang like a jackhammer, and love me like Republicans love power. It would come sans mother-in-law and a la dowry and remote control.
It would be my magnificent wish granting machine, granting whatever wish I felt like have granted at any one time without ever going Bedazzled on me. And it would also be unstealable somehow.
My machine would beam smokin' hot chicks like you directly to my genitals, pleasure me, and then beam them right back to where they came from before they want to cuddle. Oh yeah, and then it would make me a sammich!
It is the stupide question. A machine that can do anything is A god. If that machine belongs to me than a god is my proxy. An omnipotent entity can't exist without an omnicient AND omnipotent entity; thus she is really asking do you believe in God, and if a god is benevolent, what would you ask for.
my machine would turn my wife into you
spiderbowels 4 years ago 5
My machine is called a Make Me Invisible So I can Do Anything I Want To Do Machine. It's basically an mp3 player with a waffle iron on the side. Sometimes I get hungry listening to Selena. Bidi Bidi Bom Bom.
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Squishy879 4 years ago
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bowakowa 4 years ago
I thought some sensible questions were asked. If the negative tossers engaged their brains they might just see the importance of the questions.
There is no hope for most of you.
rocket291 4 years ago
I like Dejungelurbans machine - a wish granting one! then you could have as many wishes as you like and use them for the greater good
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GaryAbdn 4 years ago
can't say what it is, but if you're a good girl, i'll let you see it... ;) when do we see another episode? get back to work.
phosgene2 4 years ago
My Machine would make people see the wrong they do to others and give them a heart to feel bad about it.
timm9 4 years ago
It would run on stupidity, the most abundant renewable element in the universe. It would look like Marilyn Monroe, sing like Billie Holiday, cook like Julia Child, bang like a jackhammer, and love me like Republicans love power. It would come sans mother-in-law and a la dowry and remote control.
duhCider 4 years ago 2
it would stimulate my mind and my libido. 5 stars.
tonyfamous 4 years ago
Mine would force people to use logic.
mattdvb 4 years ago
It would be my magnificent wish granting machine, granting whatever wish I felt like have granted at any one time without ever going Bedazzled on me. And it would also be unstealable somehow.
Djungelurban 4 years ago
gotta go for a free ATM, for my own use, doling out unlimited free cash. a bit like a credit card:-)
keppoch666 4 years ago
I don't know how it works??????
thebigswede 4 years ago
My machine would beam smokin' hot chicks like you directly to my genitals, pleasure me, and then beam them right back to where they came from before they want to cuddle. Oh yeah, and then it would make me a sammich!
BigHarryBalsak 4 years ago 5
I want something to get rid of our stupid ass president...and maybe 3/4 of the politicians.
15jenny3000 4 years ago
and what country do you live in?
chukonub 4 years ago
It is the stupide question. A machine that can do anything is A god. If that machine belongs to me than a god is my proxy. An omnipotent entity can't exist without an omnicient AND omnipotent entity; thus she is really asking do you believe in God, and if a god is benevolent, what would you ask for.
bluemonolith88 4 years ago
Thanks, it all makes sense now!
FarahMcDaring 4 years ago
already been done, there was a british show about this.
chukonub 4 years ago
Yes based on the game "the incredible machine" now out for your mobile phone.
FarahMcDaring 4 years ago