Mass Effect 2 Sir Isaac Newton

[pearsonm957]

1 person some where, some time had his day ruined

[ParentChristian]

This would be better if R. Lee Ermey was the Gunnery Chief.

[Mitsunori420]

LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY

[soulthief101X]

That's like my teacher

[MsMascarpone]

PHYSICS: Can be just as awesome as a BFG.

[Supahx]

@MsMascarpone Or just ridiculously hard to keep a decent grade in.

[Suthek]

I so hope that in the final Battle against the reapers in ME 3, there will be one reaper attacking the alliance and the firing computer of one ship goes offline and everyone goes 'Shit shit what do we do?' and then comes Gunman Chung 'Meh, I'll eyeball it.' Fire - Hit - Reaper goes down in flames.

[ElAleru]

@Suthek hahahaha that would be epic! XD

[OOZ662]

I swear I've seen that thing he's holding left over (in a glitchy manner) when a dead body disappears in ME1...though it kinda looks like the grenades, too.

[Sinspiration]

"If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining some-one's day, somewhere and sometime."

I love that particular line for some reason xD

[Escapulario100]

What is funny is that Bioware is selling a T-shirt about this

[6Wolves1Spirit]

@Escapulario100

Seriously?! Where?! Couldn't find it on the BW website. Please post a link!

[kantlavar]

@6Wolves1Spirit It's been discontinued, sadly. (I wanted one myself; never had the money and thought of it at the same time.)

[HeDothJest]

SIR.ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BI@!# IN SPACE!!! XD

[troywestleybailey]

this sounds like physics for marines. seriously this is what my drill sergeant sounded like when talking about the M40-A3. ah... good times

[Darkernorakeln]

No credit for partial answers, maggot....

lool like my old teacher.

[XEmoElmo]

who the fuck is the one person who doesnt like this?

[Shakduhn]

@XEmoElmo someone who officially fails physics forever.

[kantlavar]

The only way this bit could have been better would have been if it had been R. Lee Ermey doing this speech.

[Suthek]

I so bet that in the final battle of ME3 on one spaceship there's Chung and they all go: "NO THE FIRING COMPUTER IS OFFLINE, WHAT DO WE DO?" And he just goes: 'Ah, I'll eyeball it.'

*fire - hit - burning Reaper crashing down onto the planets surface*

[Anchupom]

And that has immediately a\nd single handedly sold me on ME2 when it comes to the PS3.

[Uthandir]

EPIC xD

[MonsterTomten]

Serviceman Chung logged on to his youtube account and dissliked this video!

[vendo233]

Sergeant: "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"

Shepard: "Err...can we recruit him to fight the collecters then?"

*dossier received for Isaac Newton*

[Ninga0809]

@vendo233 lmao

[Socran]

I love how they're discussing the laws of physics with meatheaded marine cliches. "Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's first law?" "Sir, an object in motion stays in motion, sir!" "No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

[KillTheToy11]

Sir Issac Newton will fuck you up. 

[Kalevala87]

Most hilarious dialogue in the history of video games :D

[grimjester88]

It'd be great if a shot Serviceman Chung "eyeball"ed that went off flying endlessly into deep space actually came through at the end of Mass Effect 3 and hit a Reaper.

[vendo233]

@grimjester88 Yeah, then Serviceman Chung might just be the deadliest son of a bitch in space! XD

[Pyromaniac721]

I wonder what a tungsten slug the length and diameter of a ballpoint pen could do; its probably not pretty either

[abluecommunist]

A tungsten slug that size would only weigh about 42 grams/1.5 ounces.

Assuming the 20 Kg / 38 Kt ratio is correct, that makes for about 80 tons of TNT per tungsten slug.

[mattyfromcali]

@abluecommunist "A tungsten slug that size would only weigh about 42 grams/1.5 ounces. Assuming the 20 Kg / 38 Kt ratio is correct, that makes for about 80 tons of TNT per tungsten slug."

That's nice, but I'd like you to calculate how long your going to be a virgin.

[InGraphite]

@mattyfromcali Physicists get more puntang than you think.

[Nemonstitch]

It's scenes like this that make me love Bioware. It's a minute long dialogue that is very easily overlooked and totally irrelevant to the rest of the game, but it's top notch humor.

[Techercizer]

The funniest part of this video is the implication that Servicemen Chung has firing blind shots out of his dreadnought batteries.

[Yakko77]

@Techercizer What could possibly go wrong?

LOL!

I wonder if serviceman Chung will make an appearance in some epic ME3 space battle against the Reapers and has to "eyeball it" because the targeting computer is damaged or something. LOL!

[AllForFire]

@Yakko77

He'd be the one to slay Harbinger.

[ScarecrowC]

I dare to assume you ignorant jack asses know that space is empty! lol

[NEKOtheLUCKY]

SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!

Gotta hand it to BioWare, they hit the nail on the head.

[zeratrul142]

this is great not sure which is funnier this or the 2 diffrent groups in the illium bar

[Blassreiterfan95]

Or I fire it and I end up saving the galaxy as it flies off into deep space :3

[ReannaExplosion]

XD I STILL Can't Stop Laughing!

[Reclusiarch]

Loved this dialogue!

"And that's why you not "eyeball" it!"