The Multifunctional

[loudmouth152]

I work at Cineworld myself....this made me laugh beyond belief :') Nice work guys!

[dangerdrinky]

i love these there HALRIOUS!!! classic! which cineworld was it in.. x stuck in the sluice room HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!!!!

[dangerdrinky]

i love these there HALRIOUS!!! classic! which cineworld was it in.. x

[AlmightyAddman]

that was fucking brilliant ! :) I am a cineworld projectionist

[Tarka98]

haha we so would not get away with filming something like this where I work, even in light humor or as a spoof! We'd "disappear" hahaha

[kursed101]

LOVE IT!!!! i can see so many characters from my site here!! we have our very own popper too! hahaha brilliant stuff guys!

[Donz69]

They should change the voice in fire alarm, the voice is getting really irritating. Been at cineworld for 7yrs. It irritates me! But great video guys and gals!!!! So true in many ways, I would actually go mental at any manager that tells me to organise pick and mix by colour.

[disturbedashell18118]

sooooooo full of win..... i work at cineworld iow and this is bang on good effort mate. Rock paper siccors the ultimate hand of fate

[quiney99]

that gun scene couldnt of been truer. god the temptation lol

[thebiggestshaft]

probablt the worst and most shit job i have ever had

[sonicrowan]

this looks fake is this fake

[Nolascana]

@sonicrowan course its fake. Honestly, if we all acted like this there would be no cineworld.

[hornet1blue]

i'm surprised you haven't had upper management complaining that your painting the company in a bad light or some such balls:D

[hornet1blue]

and have you seen our new uniforms arrrggghhhhh

[hornet1blue]

we have a tech called james here at bradford too :) their all cool hard working dudes that aren't paid enough!! as are we all :(

[eshakash]

this is so true.. coz i work in cinema looolllzzzzz

[Dax79]

the o;d days get me .............ill.........

[jamboni]

love it!

[condomvendor]

lol

i work in cineworld dublin and you guys got it down to a T

congrats

[D3monicCheese]

Absolute Genius :)

[mrich200]

"lock them to a chair and piss on them" the most genius line ever. lol

[ENDOFTHESE]

Im a multifunctional at Gloucester, this is true!!!

[rachaelea]

LOL i used to be a multifunctional in stevenage, i can relate to this..

[NSR20081990]

Im a multi at stevenage cineworld, and its shit

[magicalmaruf12345]

this videoo is tooooooooooooooooooo good

[Steve10578]

Cineworld Sucks big time, UGC was a lot better.

[pkofiarbo]

lool, i thought the 'we only employ the best' line is hilarious, even the fact that its on a lil business card to give out to customers lol

[mystgod]

haha brill, 2 years for me and still standing strong multi. we were laughing about making an advert for cineworld after seeing the new job advertisement slips that have gone up saying "Cineworld, We Only Employ The Best" actually thinking the wiener did it as a joke.

[jemamo]

Hahahaha - Marie- 'shoulda resulted to lethal injection'. LMAO

[dangerdrinky]

this is foooking mint as im a munlit in wakefield we all thgought it was halrious!!! love it bin duty hhaha LOVE IT

[forkandknife]

ha ha sweet upsell

[DansHavis]

WOW! Your staff meeting are in mornings? Ours are allways at night.

Do you also have the rule where if you don't attend one without prior consent of the managers, you get a dicaplinery?

[ENDOFTHESE]

we get a dicaplinery for everything... or an investigation lol

[DansHavis]

Hoow was you able to do that gun scene in the foyer? Were you closed? or just not busy?

[kblamo]

yeah we were closed, all the people in the foyer were staff. it was on a Sunday morning just after staff meeting.

[TheSilverHorse]

Very funny ! And very realistic accross the whole company - the old Cineworlds anyway. I worked for Cineworld as salaried staff between 99 & 06 at several sites, and can remember times when a supervisor, before the time of blue or red shirts, actually tied a MF to a chair to keep him on post, and when a MF actually ran through the Foyer on a packed Saturday night shouting " FIRE " during the 2 min silent stage bit on the alarm !

[roziisgr8]

Haha I've just started working at cineworld and this is hilarious! Love it!

[TheJamieExperiment]

Your in for a hell of a time then mate!

[antecat]

love it quentin

[randomheropaul]

HAHA! thats class lol! im a multifunc at cineworld and this is pretty much spot on!

[muzzaa]

Thats hilarious, i've worked at cineworld for a few months now and it is exactly like this. I cant wait until i leave to go to uni!

[groovyshona]

That was amazing. I worked in cineworld for year, and I empathize on so many levels....

[thebiggestshaft]

Spot on! I dunno how they got away with making that!!

[SammiLeigh]

Defiently right about the Popper... I HATED being up there. Too hot.. and too boring, too lonely.. only crazy people went up there. If anyone else came too close they'd run and leave em to it!

[nuvios99]

This is AWESOME. It's JUST like the Cineworld I work in!!!

[transplants125]

aw jeez i just got a job there today

[juzblazejr]

the truth revealed

[khanprincess]

"Some of his closest colleagues put a stop to his madness and grass him up to the managers"

LOOOOL dis is wickedddd!!

[car3bear4eva]

haha this is amasing i was a multifunctional in bury st edmunds cinema back in 06 and this film sums it right up lol

[niallos123]

cineworld cambridge is grimer than this

[dannamania]

no way he use to be my best mate! haha beany

[source14]

the guys who made this r media whizzes at mi college...we had 2 watch this in our lesson...i thought they did a gd job

[theyoungtook]

that is brilliant.

-numan from cineworld chichester

[merisielu]

Classic! Pretty much sums up my life at Cineworld Chichester! XD

[masudhasan83]

lol..wat a video..its true and i left my multifuntional job because of this...i was feeling as a cleaner rather than a multifunctional staff..lol

[pocupinacle]

wow this is uncanny, i worked for a year at cineworld shrewsbury and by the looks of things, managers are the same everywhere! it ALMOST makes me wanna go back, just for fire drill. was jersy the cineworld where all the staff quit/got fired for going on strike? i remember we were asked for cover staff while they had to recruit a whole new staff base.

[WABBIT8]

Showed this to my boyfriend last night and it cracked him up. When he comes to pick me up from work tonight, I'll say, "Sorry, I have to go back into the cupboard now!".

[WABBIT8]

That was sooo funny! Hi, you've only been there 4 1/2 years? Big deal! I've worked for UGC and Cineworld nearly eight years. I either really love my job or I'm just bonkers. Can't decide which. You're right about the disgusting food. Thats why I take a packed lunch. Used to work at UGC/Cineworld in Sheffield, now work at Castleford! I love my job.

[Dax79]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

[pkofiarbo]

lol this is really convincing at first lol, well done, i almost believed this!

[kblamo]

What do you mean you 'almost' believed it?? You do realise this is all real.

[pkofiarbo]

lool no way!

[theresafacenextmuff]

Nope,that's Cinehell right there.

[Elliegoeswee]

lol today was my first day workin @ cineworld..i predict it will suck hairy ass.

[Dax79]

Turn around and RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carriehhh]

Haha how did your manager let you film this?! I was a Multifunctional at Cineworld this summer... the joys!

[Dax79]

I don't think they thought we would post it/them on youtube!!

[ricomedia]

Hi Matt, James & Co. Small world isn't it? Anyway great video although you were wrong about the new position every two weeks. It's more like every day at the minute and I'm not surprised one bit.

[hexkaster]

How the hell did you get allowed to do this!?

[VanguardDragon]

Rofl, this is absolutely genius. I work as a multi in Cineworld Bury St Edmunds.

How did your Cineworld allow you create these?

Also, where are all your Blue-shirted Supervisors?

[theresafacenextmuff]

We have staff members as blue and supervisors as red, it's different at every site.

[VanguardDragon]

Yeah i know, same in Ipswich, but even so, there can't be that many supervisors on shift in this video, so they're more than likely Multi's.

[corpsegrinderfisher]

lmao i just started at cineworld found this hilarious

[luke9999uk]

I too work at cineworld and i'm glad to see that ours isnt any different from any other, it's true to life. and our cinema also makes movies, i thought we were the only site that did. Luke, Castleford. 2 1/2 years, no suicide yet!

[kblamo]

You've lasted 2 1/2 years without suicide? you must be a lifer. Get out now before you're stuck there. I overcame all odds and got out after 4 1/2 years

[NethDugan]

So, so frelling true! Been at Cineworld Bristol two years and *laughs ass off* It's freaky how the same it all is... 'cept for yours being all red. I'm amazed your managers let you film this though.

[projectionist83]

Have got a copy on DVD thanks to the lovely director. Will be showing it to the staff on the digital projector. Everyone must spread the word, its the best thing thats ever come out of a cineworld. From Cineworld (UGC) Rochester.

[theresafacenextmuff]

How bored must you have been? I'd so love to do this on our close!

May have to talk to my supervisors... Can I do a sequel? Projectionist83, what do you think John would have to say about this? Think he'd allow us to do it?

[Dax79]

We have an Idea for a forth film. 'The Costumer'

This may happen as I have now left. (Leigh)

Thinking like a secret camera documentary...

[niallos123]

nearly 4 years at cambridge cine i should be dead by now

[VanguardDragon]

We've had your manager James and another dude come down to our Bury St Edmunds Cineworld to work some cover shifts! James is a nice guy, we all like him. Tell him we said hi!

[kblamo]

er!!! I'm James, I was a Tech, we've never had a James as manager. This is Cineworld Jersey. Don't know what site you're thinking of?

[VanguardDragon]

Check your threading, i was replying to niallos123

[kblamo]

Sorry, My mistake. It's the crazy youtube messaging system that moves msgs around so you can't tell who's talking to who.

[VanguardDragon]

Yeah i hate that, no worries dude.

[Lotrfan53]

this is so funny, i love it, i work in a cineworld, when and how did u do this

[shazza312]

LOL absolutely hilrious!! been at cineworld for 4 months everything youve said is completely true, quote: 'when a new postion becomes avaliable every two weeks...' ha ha ha!

[gregsface]

Hilarious! There's no other word for it.

[emeliUK]

haha so true! locked in the sluice room :P hello from cineworld runcorn!

[cinestephie]

OMG THIS IS ACE!!!LMAO hello from Cineworld St.Helens!!

[danil1988]

so true n ive jus started lmao

[muntercat]

This is so true. I was once made to reorder the sweets to correct planogram positioning, on my own after the cinema had closed, i got to leave by five in the morning, cinemas suck!

[youfuckinloveit]

so god damn true

[kevinlambert]

2 years and 3 months as a Multifunc, somthing to be proud of....too true about Pick n Mix tho...a fate worse than death. great work ^_^

[Kookieshell]

It really is JUST LIKE THIS!

I worked in Bristol 1999-2001 - I loved it! lol

[kinkypinksnake]

very good lol lol lol. Cineworld multifunctional staff member for 3 and a half years, very true! got a grown up job now tho :o)

[hobnobbly]

OMG, this is all so True & real. Managers sitting on asses all day long. HATE HATE HATE popping. lol bin duty, my fave task of the shift. STAFF MEETINGS eeeyuk. Wot cineworld is this? I worked in runcorn cinewolrd for four long & painful years

[kblamo]

Cineworld Jersey. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Dax79]

Jersey CI, It has a small-ever changing team. I feel we may have another project up our sleeves! Glad you liked it!!

[pinkbeckie]

Still makes me laugh!

[kittygillan]

you got al to approve but did aj? x cineworld staff

[Dax79]

Who is trying to get us in trouble!!!! LOL

[helebailey]

I haven't laughed so much in ages!

[labortius]

A true classic, the most accurate in depth ducumentary on cinema workers ever made. The bar upselling sequence alone is always worth a laugh.

Don't miss The Manager and The Projectionist, by the same talented team that brought you this one!

[donnakebabuk]

I LOVE this :) It's very true at the cinema where I work LOL (which coincidentally is also a Cineworld).

[Dax79]

This is real....

[Traveler1967]

Brilliant work! I really enjoyed it. Quote: 'trace elements of grass, fag ash and pedigree chum' LOL

[bitchblade]

scary thing is EVERYTHING in this is true! at all cineworlds!

i love the fire training...or sunday hide and seek as i call it :)

[kblamo]

Back with Al Alvarez's Approval!!

[spikemitchell]

u got Al to approve this? how?

[kblamo]

Not this specifically, spoofs in general concerning cineworld. I pulled all the videos a few months back after rumours that he wasn't pleased. It turned out to be a miss understanding.