How astronauts do it... Taking a dump in space

[KaitlinEspey]

That's a very intresting video but, I thing I could have lived without knowing the part about the camera on the bathroom!!!

[BlueVenemProductions]

thats the procedure i go through on earth!

[collinnc2001]

so thats what that was that fell from the sky , an astronauts shit

[NMAN410]

Take a dump on the toilet

Take a dump on the toilet

It smells bad!

Take a dump on the toilet, it smells so bad.

Take a dump on the toilet, it smells just like,

Rotten fish and cheese, rotten fish and cheese

Pu-EY!

[starkickza86]

YOU DRINK YOU FREAKING PEE AND DIRT, EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[DeadxDesiqn]

a guy taking a shit into a vacum xd

[Trueaznninja]

looks like a prostate exam to me XD

[umar27891highlightss]

how did i get here?

[ladyEulaelie]

So your just sitting there and you look up and you can see your butt hole on camera??? That is really gross and frakin weird. 

[mcub75]

A more adult explanation would've been helpful, this was childish and uninformative.

[ladyEulaelie]

@mcub75

Maybe it's meant for kids?

[hakim0744]

i need to get me one of those and then i'll be able to take a shit while i'm upside down Lol

[DanielAvilaAGT]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

[RippedWookie]

He closed the door with 2 guys in the bathroom. That's just not a good sign.

[aphi1022]

so where do all the shit goes?

[1020Shane]

@aphi1022 they launch it towards the sun so when it burns up it will make a universe stink bomb.

[blabbitymouf]

the camera is just wrong!!!!!!!

[FoggyFishburne]

@blabbitymouf Not only the camera, the editing too. When he said "jet plane" we cut to a jet plane. Do they think we're retarded? Anyways, cool vid. I guess

[blabbitymouf]

@FoggyFishburne nooo, i meant the camera in the toilet so that you could align your asshole up just right. i can only imagine someone recording that or it's hooked up to where someone else can watch it...so gross!!!!!!!

[blabbitymouf]

@FoggyFishburne 3:07

[felixduhcat89]

That'd be funny if the machine messes up and then you have a cigar poop floating across your face xD

[humtingify]

Lol

[c6quad3]

he might want to pull his pants down first!

[llJAFYll]

id hate my poo floating back into my butt

[MTVasiaROCKS]

@llJAFYll yup floating shit just dont get hit

[psychojerry]

Id be worried about my balls being sucked from under my shaft, watch it pervert!

[garycalgary]

i think of someone i hate and dedicate a dump to someone i hate then let release the mess!

[InnerSmile72]

I want to take a huge dump in space, poo on someone's head down the hall way in the space station, GOTCHA

[Wiz4Rd7]

Wait but if everything floats up when they taken a dumb doesn't it float back up hahaha.

[JRV95]

*Aliens cruising through space in thier UFO*

Male: Where is a God damn Mcdonalds???

Female: I think I see one right next to that Wendy's over the-

*shit splat*

Male: What... the... fuck. 

[garycalgary]

i gotta pay an outrageous amount just to get to space and then restrain myself and get my butt sucked?

No thanks I think i will go to mexico lol

[Hadesqq]

For that reason i would NOT EVER be an astronaut, to drink my colleges urine =( EEEEV

[re4me]

they piss in a tube that leads to something completly different from the shit tank

[matinaki2fcuk]

if they have dierea they must do it in a bag !!!!

[Thewaterofthepool]

sooo... the poop is sucked up from your butt?! and you drink urine? Spaceships don't sound as much fun anymore

[lonstar70]

What if you have the squirts?

[rflplcs]

@lonstar70 LMFAO

[NocturalRyte]

many of the "shooting stars" you see at night are caused by astronaut waste products that have been dumped into space, burning up in the atmosphere.

[lonstar70]

@NocturalRyte I don't think so. Isnt the urine dumped immediately, which just turns into water crystals? That wouldn't "burn up" in the atmosphere. Now if you are talking about a piece of poop, maybe!

[cacjad]

LOOOL

[GarrettJDB]

put it and drive and pinch one out

[jagexownage]

I need this toilet! Do they sell this at bed, bath and beyond?

[JLitBakerstreet]

This video sucks. There's no adequate description of how this process works. It's like a Bill Nye video.

[BFMVpwnage5168]

Bill Nye the science guy!

[FallOffAClift]

I've been driving my toilet manual for years. I'm quick on the stick.

[vikingvic]

Haha, I wonder how many "earthly" toilets has hidden cameras as well? Hell Id like to get one. this is the future of toilets man. lol

[bdeland16]

Like Joe Dirt... Thats a big ole chunk of poopy!

[imwustrau]

what happens if it come back to earth does it hit a guy in the head and kill them from the speed omg amagine hey i died from a poop from space

[Thappaz]

It would probably burn up in the atmosphere or just disappear into space! :P lol a frozen space turd!

[poopedboy]

outch it such the anus

[showmeurturds]

all i can say is, that pisser tube had better be pretty big if i ever go up into space

[snowdude67]

hahaha, man thats good lol

[warmaker911]

this is something i can easily manage.i have great ass suction

[EliaForce1984ita]

lol

[thatsgoodeatin]

huh,I had no idea it was this complicated..I thought they would just shit in a bag and throw it into space (:/

[miyor123]

@rapperyz you are sick and you need help.

[Mbash93]

Wow. Sucking turds out of the anus? Brutal.

[showmeurturds]

if u think its brutal just imagine what its like 4 the turds

[maciejwrotek]

@Mbash93 yeah u dont even have to push

[robert21256]

WOW! A fucking shit simulator.

[1bigstudmuffin]

taking a dump rocks

[fun120989]

They wait until they are over France and empty out the crap.

[anaisbzh]

espèce de raciste !

[MrBraviaaa]

easier to aim for USA ;)

[MrBennetzen]

If this does not answer the question. "How do you go to the bathroom in space?" Their is something wrong.

[rapperyz]

I would piss anywhere on that shuttle then take a crap, grab it then throw it towards earth so that it'll become a meteor of shits...lol

[Nypopsicle18]

rofl!

[zoefudge]

dumb ass

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

It would burn up and the gravitational pull wouldn't let it, lol.

[panictactics]

How do clean anus?

[david1991rules4life]

they already said.

[minihammy64]

halarious! also watch:

Huge! The crap from hell! Turn up the volume!

[Hannibal4653]

They may need a blower to blow their shit out...but the scent? what a nice ....

[tardisomga]

so what about cleaning your bottom, you need it clean, hygine, important in space

[joachim2464]

you wipe and trow it in the can next to hehe.

[spectorsam68]

it would be funnier if the dump just floated around

[ST0N3R6667]

taking a dump in space ROTFLMAO!

[willbill808]

LOL... they use a camera to line up the "two holes"... and the hose... Just don't get your weener caught in it. I don't imagine it'd feel very pleasant.

[CONDEMNEDcriminal]

wtf is this ?! some kind of space torture expirent that tortures u while ur taking a damn dump ?! come on people , we dont need this kind of crap .

[WaterCow12]

soo... u use the camera to line up your shit???

[Zachmister]

The cameras there because its a practice toilet!

[joachim2464]

No, they use the camera in space too.

[xTurnipTimex]

lol

[IAmSamThatIAM]

I hope the dude washes his hands.

[ortegaj98]

lmao seeing ur asshole while taking a dump must b funny

[WiiForever302]

Man getto. Taking a dump. Wow.

[wurth987456]

i thought they wore nappies :D

[gamer2284]

What if you had dierea?

[pf126p]

@gamer2284 What's a "dierea?"

[MeMoshRocks]

@gamer2284 yeah specially if its a bad case of diarrhea

watch?v=nFs7K_R2di0

[Emanusmell]

@gamer2284 thats why its suction powered

dont worry..astronauts take huge dumps..they've got this covered

[simboy37]

@gamer2284 That shouldn't be an issue since they forbid anyone whom gets sick from going into space.

[tzrudkin]

that guy is annoying...

[shan735]

lol wat if u need a really quick dump...u won't be bothered with the straps...i know i won't...wee...

[phlarrdboi]

i can't believe he is gunna poop through his pants. first rule of dumping - the pants come off

[shan735]

his pants must go in the wash...now...

[sexyhotcrafty]

He was using himself as a example he's not gonna ACTUALLY take a dump at all...

[phlarrdboi]

himself as an example of what? a dirty retard that shits in his pants on camera?

[sexyhotcrafty]

Hahahahahaha lmfao!!!! Um no...A example of how the astronauts take a dump in space..they have to use somebody to show it...but that person wont be actually taking a dump for real...lol

[donnamorrow07]

so it litterally sucks everything outta u?

[henro37]

i want a toilet just like that

[runescape1148]

lol

[Piano900]

That will be incredibly useful. You won't have to bother about flushing, then. :D

[Membrane556]

Most important seat on the shuttle.

BTW the waste water gets fed to the elektron O2 generator in what actually ended up flying on ISS space partly due to psychological issues and they needed water to split into more O2 anyway.

On the shuttle/soyuz/orion it just goes into a holding tank and the waste gets freeze dried.

[virus256]

What a retard reporter, unfunny.

[benfirst]

Crazy. I hope that vacuum is strong enough to take care of diarrhea. Don't want no floaters around in the air..

[Goblet0fire]

lol "buckle up! its time to take a dump!"

[SpammingAssistant06]

so if u pee all over the place ur pee will just float around?? i mean there is no gravity in space!

[zivkamleo]

thats y u gotta pee into the tube lol

[Strikerz15]

lol i like taking dumps

[kaixian0011]

what if somebody got really....horny and need to wank...where do they put the output material?

[LeathermouthFreaks]

what happens if your penis erects and u accidentally urinate all over the place??

[writermoma]

go home

[malkavianfreak]

You idiot! everyone knows you can NOT urinate when you are suffering from an erection....

[funnyboybilly]

suffering? suffering??

[malkavianfreak]

Suffering... if you need to pee :D

[funnyboybilly]

yeah... i guess what if you wana wank in space

0.o would you wank down the pisser tube?

[BCzepa]

aaaaaaaahahahaha, then people would be drinking your semen!!

[threadweaver69]

Technically, no, they would be drinking water. The machines removes water molecules from the semen (~95% fructose).

[phlarrdboi]

your seman is fruitbased?

[prashantds1]

ye...i fink he used fruit based condom to store it first..lol

[BCzepa]

yes you can

[Pridit1x]

If you put your dick in that thing would it suck it up?

[depoxin]

LOL, this video has the best name ever

[Kappamikey133]

so when it rains it is really just pee from astronauts?

[sftbldrummer783]

eww wi dont wana drink erin!

[OhJ33zItsShon]

hahahaha

[mYcHeMrOmAnCeZ]

sorry if this question is kinda stupid but do they just drop down their crap to earth??

[Kappamikey133]

lol i think so

[janmb]

Not quite. On the shuttle, the stored waste is simply brought back with the vehicle.

On the station, unmanned cargo modules take care of it (after they bring new stuff up from the earth, the modules are filled with garbage and waste, then sent back down where it burns up in the atmosphere)

[kdmq]

o my god i guess astronauts have to be trained jut to P**P!

[diverkev]

I heard a few years ago that someone went to poop on a jet plane and their butt created a seal on the seat. This cause a suction where part of their large intestine got sucked out.

Wouldnt that happen with the space toilet

[coolemu]

urban legend, mythbusters proved it false.

[timbudtim]

so is their a bunch of crap floating around out in space?he said to guess where solid's go

[Kingsmanspyder]

WHAT...THE...HELL...

[thepasswordisdeedee]

why did you put this on tape?

[dragonrid204]

" You're sitting on a toilet but it has a camera in it " " HELLO, WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA IN A TOILET?? " to make sure that your butt is lined up with the tiny little hole " HAHAHAHAH

[aomtr333]

how does a lady astronaut do it when shes on her RAg :{ :}:{ eww blood

[dudeinanigloo]

Women don't pee out of their vagina, genius.

[treesie69]

Ok...now just hold on here. WHY IN THE HELL DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR ASS POOPING ON CAM? lololol! Uhhhhh, that's our space systen for ya-PERVERTS! :o

[dudeinanigloo]

To make sure your asshole lines up with the very small poop chute. Pay attention, buddy.

[treesie69]

Nahhh,I don't buy that EXCUSE! lol! First of all there is constant air flow sucking your poop out of you! So the camera is just our government being perverted. Because if the whole is "so small"...it would be a hell of a mess if ya had the SQUIRTS! lmao! =0

[treesie69]

I meant HOLE...NOT WHOLE--Duhhh! lol! BUDDY =]

[yuandrew]

I wonder what is inside the closet that Charlie was reaching into at the beginning. It looks like he was turning on some switches on the right side next to the door.

[urbania70]

Kubrick in 2001 Space Odissey anticipated even the space toilet including complicated instructions

[lukewallace87]

the creep

[moondy11]

that was the most unfunny SHIT i have ever seen, the host is a fucking child. Whats with the "Hellooo, why would there be a camera".

I mean common is this suppose to be informing school children or the general public of America?

[bbestboy14]

lol looks like it has gear shifts on it, man i need 1 of these shitters

[Hypocrisies]

LOL, his face at 1:10-1:16.

Anyways, they drink piss... and the water from taking a shit... how.. fucking sick is it to be an astronaut.

[Mamba205]

OMFG. I thought you were kidding and then i looken and it sayed they process the urine. how sick.

[Trollblood]

lol...you think your sewage isn't now being treated for reuse?

[Cannook]

This Hot , !!

[XXSAD]

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ajspice]

Um, I have to say that that is the most disgustin thing I've ever heard of...can you at leaast turn the monitor off after you, um, line up the shot or do you have to watch the action?

[Lexaaa21]

hahaha!

[WeissBlauFan]

When it have to go fast, than you have a real problem :-)

[lovelyeyes0]

ew... I do not want to watch it slither out... gross

[Fish1552]

"that button frightens me"

[PCguy101]

ass cam lol

[BioTechAmphibio]

LOL This is funny

[dubiesmagger]

man if that camera could talk i bet it could tell you some shit!

[XXflapjaxXX]

lol

[OnTheSaneSide]

eew-kay

[zombiefarmer26]

swamp-ass in space.....eeww!

[uklondon10]

i cant beleived i jus watched this rubish

[vrajpatel1994]

ok? You drink your proccessed urin? Tha is gross.