BLASTED SALAMI!

[Lukmendes]

He forgot to get the swiss cheese

[rencrow]

cyclops wants wolverine's salami.

[Underthegun897]

adamantium salami sandwich. yum.

[devaulrg]

Tastosis VoD.

[opusluxaudio]

Tastosis sent me as well!!!

[Mufesto170]

tastosis sent me here, anyone else?

[bewaretheconficker]

Whenever I'll eat salami now ill say im fixing myself a load of blasted salami

[elmerOzo]

All he needs now is swiss cheese.

[Grimno]

And me!

[SMAXZO]

I like this Wolverine's voice.

[GadGades]

Wolverine proceeds to share his salami with Cyclops

[AQGOAT24]

Scumbag Cyclops.

[archaist]

cue porno music at 0:07

[227060]

*Retracts claws*

"ARGH the spice is in my BLOOD"

[AlienWille93]

Varför inte?

[war4nl1]

remembers of my father last night

[tereitz08]

CyclopsxWolverine. An even better pairing than ColossusxWolverine.

[HunterEhmBrown]

Yeah. Only deadpool is un-killable. Hulkster punched him into a fine red mist, and he got right back up.

[MajBlood]

Wolverine is very killable. One episode he is clawed by Sabretooth and is out for days. That immortality crap is only from the movies.

[WilliamTheMuddy]

@MajBlood

Actually, he's been hit by a tactical nuke in the comics... and put himself back together in a few minutes.

Don't get me wrong it's ridiculous and stupid, but at this point, pretty much all killability has gone out the window.

[MajBlood]

@WilliamTheMuddy I haven't read the comics, so I'm not pretending to be an expert. But would I be right in saying that Wolverine has changed a lot throughout the years? Like how in the 50s Superman could destroy a solar system with a sneeze but now he is much more beatable?

[WilliamTheMuddy]

@MajBlood

You better believe he's changed. Which is exactly the problem. Wolverine changed in the exact OPPOSITE direction that Superman did.

When he first came on the scene in 1974 his healing factor was only moderately powerful. But as time has gone by and new artists and writers, all trying to make him as BADASS and AWESOME as they possibly can have come and gone, he's turned gradually into an unbeatable powerhouse.

The Nuclear strike he survived was in the Civil War event in 2006.

[SolidThugKnuckles]

@WilliamTheMuddy I think they sort of toned him down as there was an arc that followed shortly after that said if Wolverine was to come near death like that again, he wouldn't be able to survive. They'll certainly ignore that I'm sure.

[burlong01]

@MajBlood I suggest you read the Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk comic

[GoatseObama]

Wolverine: looks like I found something that needs slicing.

[mistakrunk]

lol interesting reading these Cyclops vs Wolverine arguments. But hate to make the fanboys mad, but almost every X-Man on the team can bitch slap the angry little Canadian with a wave of their hands (or in Cyclops' case, just taking off his visors and hitting him with a full blast to literally melt him and his vital organs into goo, since his beams aren't concussive by default (the visor supposedly is the reason for this)

[kaihedgie]

@mistakrunk Way to become part of the problem :P

[KidChaos878]

@mistakrunk Sorry but Cykes' beams can't melt his skeleton. And his brain is inside his skull. That means Wolvie's just gonna come back to life in no time. As long as his brain is around, he will regenerates himself. He even survived a nuclear explosion you know. It has been stated in the Xavier Protocols that the only way to stop him is to decapitate him and remove his head from the vicinity of his body, which is impossible since his neck bones are laced with Adamantium.

[mistakrunk]

@KidChaos878 He doesn't need to "melt his skeleton" to kill him. All he has to do is fry all of his vital organs, which can be done with his blasts. Since you mentioned it, Wolverine's skull isn't an impervious metal box; there are plenty of holes wide enough for Cyclops' searing heat to leak through (IE: eye sockets, nose cavity, mouth, earholes). So there goes his brain. Additionally, though Wolvie's bones are metal, the JOINTS and TENDONS that provide motion to his limbs are not.

[mistakrunk]

@KidChaos878 (cont) This means not only can Wolvie be deep fried and his organs melted into a puree, but he can literally be pulled apart by anyone stronger than he is (and there are plenty). But for the record, I do like the Wolverine character; I just don't like it when the die-hard fanboys of him try to say that he just "can't die". At all. Because he can, in both creative and abrupt ways.

[KidChaos878]

@mistakrunk Actually he did die in the Days Of The Future Past timeline where Sentinels ruled the world. How he died was unknown 'cos only his metal skeleton was all that is left of him.

[MasterMacLeod]

@KidChaos878 Impossible? Ultimate Hulk begs to differ.

[DrHyde91]

@mistakrunk Cyclops beam is a forcebeam, NOT a laser. It only produces kinetic force (pushing) it does not produce heat, this is even said by himself when he and his father (yes he has one he's called Corsair and is basicly a space pirate) went camping and his father asked him to use his heat beam to light a fire, which he answered he couldn't because his beam does not produce light. This happened shortly after apocalyse and the twelve

[tgodd]

@DrHyde91 ugay

[Randomness1209]

@DrHyde91 THANK You. Someone gets it .__. Also, ignore the tgodd troll

[Detth2you]

So that's where the UMvC3 special move "Swiss Cheese" came from.

[buffboynick]

Cyclops could bitch-blast wolverine into next week if he wanted to.

Long range weapons always beat short range ones. Simple logic from a sniper.

[MPieter88]

@buffboynick

Wolverine has an indestructible adamantium skeleton and rapid healing. Good luck, Sucklops.

[buffboynick]

@MPieter88

Wolverine wouldnt even be able to get close to Cyclops lol.

That's the whole point. Wolverine is a short range fighter, Cyclops is long range.

If Cyclops wanted to, he could use a lethal optic blast on Wolverine and kill him dead__FACT.

[MPieter88]

@buffboynick

To kill someone, you need to hit vital organs. All of Wolverine's vital organs are protected by adamantium. Any other wound can heal before it becomes a problem.

Wolverine can not be killed. FACT!

[buffboynick]

@MPieter88

Cyclops could totally FRY wolverine's brain by shooting his optic blast (at full power) into Wolverine's eyes__FACT.

Cyclops could EASILY kill wolverine if he wanted to.

Wolverine is not Immortal like Apocalypse. Wolverine can be killed.

[MPieter88]

@buffboynick

And you think Wolverine is just gonna stand still while Cyclops is aiming for his eyes? Besides, Wolverine's claws can block Cyclops' beams. (X-Men Origins)

[buffboynick]

@MPieter88

If cyclops wanted to, he could use a full power optic blast on wolverine from a far distance away, totally knocking Wolverine out. Then when Wolverine is down and possibly dead, Cyclops could blast directly into his eyes and Wolverine is done. Case closed.

In the comic book, Magneto nearly killed Wolverine when he pulled all the adamantium from his bones__FACT.

Cyclops could kill wolverine even easier. Wolverine is just an old man with tin bones and a bad attitude lol.

[BaronOfBacon]

@buffboynick Key words being "far away." Still gives Wolverine time to dodge said full power optic blast. I mean you make it sound like Wolverine is slow or would just stand there. It would not end that quickly. It would be a hell of a fight.

[buffboynick]

@BaronOfBacon

They would never fight each other to the death, but if they did.....my money would be on cyclops.

Now, if it was a more formidable opponent against Cyclops (like Cable, Sebastian Shaw, or Magneto) Cyclops would lose hard.

Wolverine is over rated. Wolverine is good at surviving, but his attacks are limited.

[FawFayQ80]

@buffboynick Wolverine actually knows every single martial art on earth, and has mastered every single weapon in existence today. His fighting skills are unmatched. Researching on him is proof.

[buffboynick]

@FawFayQ80

Didnt Deadpool whip his ass in the comic book?

Not to mention, he is scared to death of "Cyber"

Cyber has adamatinum arms!!

[FawFayQ80]

@buffboynick Deadpool's a joke. He's obviously scared of wolvie. and Wolverine has also beat cyber as well.

[buffboynick]

@FawFayQ80

Omega Red has also made Wolverine his bitch a few times as well lol

Also, Cable mopped the floor with Wolverine. Wolverine is old, back when he was in his prime (the weapon X years) he could fight, those days were long over when he joined the X-men

[Detth2you]

@buffboynick

they both beat each other a few times.

[Znistus]

@buffboynick try that in inside a building.

[TMBSTNE284]

@buffboynick cyclops CAN'T kill wolverine because of his healing ability even magneto can't do it.

[iCantSay]

cyclops should use his optic blast to cut it

[zaten7]

did cyclops ordered wolverine to make him a sammich? well he has some guts

[www366]

Looks the the beginning to a gay porn. 0.0

[hakudoushinumber9]

those are the thickest slices of salami i've ever seen in my life.

[ltran96]

tastosis told me to do it.

[destructyo]

oh i'll slice your salami alright

[crudnsludge]

Hope he washes those claws after preparing food.

[billyhay]

why, who's the tall dark stranger in the doorway?

[Stonezorz]

@billyhay

Looks like Cyclops to me

[GarredHATES]

the end is just too creepy.

[fraroc]

Cyclops is like a fucking used tampon.

[CrazyGrapefruit]

Hold 6 for OVERLY DRAMATIC CLAW FLARE.

Logan takes his samiches more seriously than sentinels.

[KingHarkinian]

Off screen he actualy gave him the middle claw and omnomnom'ed down that sandwich.

[TheSuirad]

You can suck my funkin blade Scotty.

[marnerbroman]

What would Wolvie do?" *grabs swiss cheese and looks for that BLASTED salami*

[Grimmomega]

Cyclops: "While you're at it, fix one for me."

Wolverine: "Go fuck yourself."

[hentaipanda07]

Wolvy you're not allowed to butcher things that aren't robots in this show !

[FreakyKong]

Get the FUCK out my house, Scott.

[mdeanbaig]

this is the beginning of a gay X-men porn

[senshi85]

@mdeanbaig lol cyclops: wolverine I have a salami for you that you might have some fun with.

wolverine: gimme that blasted salami

cyclops: oh it will be blasting ;)

[26255242]

Apparently Wolverine's a woman now, belonging in the kitchen and making sandwiches and all

[MPieter88]

@26255242

It takes a man to make a manwich!

[J90lude]

Wolverine was sooooo badass

[Ninetails2000]

How can this not end in hate-sex?

[LightningZerker]

Wolverine: "Uhh...Scott, we're not best friends anymore. I have someone else now."

Cyclops: "W-what?! Who are you cheating on me with?!"

Akuma: "Our syenergy is unparalleled!"

And no one heard of Cyclops after that.

[LightningZerker]

@LightningZerker Some said he died, some say he became a family man but we know one thing. That night everyone heard him scream "JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

[Mattlocs1]

Make me a sammich.



[Mounce2]

Cyclops trying to imitate the homosexual relationship of living together and coming home from work.

Wolverine: Fuck off Cyclops.

[Loltubezz]

>Obtain adamantium claws

>Use them to cut salami

[shinquickman]

Wolverine: "This will go great with some SWISS CHEESE!"

[Neblung]

@shinquickman I GET IT!

[iNinjaBuddy]

What's wrong Cyclops? Jean won't make you a sandwich?

[ZyxthePest]

Cyclops looks like an alcoholic.

[DikkeShitRassengan]

Hmm, this convinces me. Subway FTW!

[khgn26]

Oh I'll slice some salami for you Cyclops...

[DallyJaxson]

4 people couldnt slice their salami

[LittlePokeDigi]

which episode is this?

[catchfree84]

fuck you cyclops...you get nothing

[27Dolohov]

That's kinda gross yo.

[SpikeRosered]

Why aren't his claws all covered with blood when they come out of him?

[PmpLucius]

wolve "While your at it, FUCK OFF"

[maistortrichko]

The fuck is Tastosis and why the fuck do you give thumbs up when asked, like some kind of opinion-less idiots

[maistortrichko]

@WestVfan Poll?! Is that the excuse for being a thumbwhore?!

[WestVfan]

@maistortrichko I'm just saying... atleast he's not quoting the show or anything cheesy like that. be happy :)

[maistortrichko]

@WestVfan Quoting, thumbwhoring, Celebrity insult, dislike bar - CANCER!

[WestVfan]

@maistortrichko haha I hear you :D

[Brotrr]

@maistortrichko Because they're the best fucking Starcraft 2 casters in the world.

[maistortrichko]

@Brotrr lol wut? :D

[Brotrr]

@maistortrichko /watch?v=aCVuWD_nxeg @ 4:30

[maistortrichko]

@Brotrr I just give up, there is no point in arguing about the nowadays cancer highest rated comments...

[MsHojat]

I'm surprised how this video has a relatively high like to dislike ratio considering how short, pointless, and relatively unfunny it is.

[fukuokaai228]

did cyclops really just tell WOLVERINE to make him a sandwich????

[carnifex2005]

I see he didn't clean those blades before using them. Gross.

[Germtalia]

@carnifex2005 yeah and he scratched his balls

[mrdropkicker1]

@carnifex2005 That's just how he rolls

[TheLionKiller101]

@carnifex2005 No kidding. The freaking claws are inside his arms 24/7!

[alotosius]

Cyclops "While your at it make one for me"

Wolverine "F*@k you Cyclops!"

[GarredHATES]

Always knew they were gay.

[supadeesign]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH :D

[InsaneRaine]

@supadeesign I believe you mean "Sammich".

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[smuldia]

This classic 1950s Tex Avery cartoon was the inspiration for Bob Dylan's Friday.

[Knifegash]

As much as I would like to watch Wolverine present his salami to Cyclops, I....wait....goddamnit....

[bearachute]

I CAN SMELL IT

[Juk3boxX]

i don't get it

[Heat13009]

Pub faggots need to go away, nobody gives a fuck who sent you here, bub.

[kyubihanyou]

"Oh ho ho.  Looks like you've been having fun without me."

[TheShagSta84]

Not as funny as I would of thought from tasteless and artosis....

[spikeboi55]

i dont get it

[AbtinX]

One day god will judge the nerds, and if you laughed at this video, his judgement shall indeed be harsh. Harsh!

[Medspecies8472]

I got one. He tried to jump ship but it didn't work. It was a fail bail.

[chattyw87]

i dont get how this got them to "laugh all morning"

[vversusv]

@chattyw87

They said they were giggling, and mentioned nothing about laughing all morning.

[fragmentsoferik]

Those slices would be soooo thick! \(^_^)/

[jcehlert]

@Milbbk reported for hate speech.

[Milbbk]

@jcehlert come at me bro

[recycleourknowledge]

WHERES THAT BLASTED SALAMI. I CAN SMELL IT!

[gurraglad]

"that joke was so bad I'll put you in the fail jail" - Artosis

[s9540197z]

gg ownwed

[anewfoundthrice]

SUPERNOVA

[TheeAntiFOB]

callipygous

[krimmbo]

TASTELESS ALWAYS DOES THAT BUILD

[Quwert95]

callipygian

[Voidroamer]

now everyone google caliopegic

[krimmbo]

NEW GSL CHATROOM

[krimmbo]

LKOLOLOLOTASTELSSSLOLOLOL

[grey101010]

just hijack this vids comment section as a gsl chat LOL

[Quwert95]

GSL here #GSL

[cmtool135]

is anybody else really dissapointed in supernova

[TheeAntiFOB]

GSL comes back on, comments stop flooding in.

[Voidroamer]

and i lied, i giggled a liiiiitle

[Notam85]

I wish Tasteless would leave me some salami...

[3civon]

Funny Not Found

[civic3]

Dammit Tasteless this wasn't funny.

[andresoljah]

lol diver map lineup



[cmtool135]

k guys im gonna watch gsl now

[s9540197z]

wow this just became an instant chat box for all gsl watchers...nice!

[Fr3ddz0r5]

back too the game now

[jeckll1938]

Tastosis send me here. #GSL ftw

[s9540197z]

wats the funny part? the blasted or the slicing...?

[LobsterPotsticker]

@s9540197z that's for you to decide

[cmtool135]

Tastosis WHY U NO FUNNY

[dustdirtandstone]

Yeah i'm gonna need an explanation from Tastosis on this one. If it's a penis joke i'm not sure i get it.

[crxer]

t what artosis music video?

[omgcantfindusername]

stfu back to gom player !

[andresoljah]

this what nick told us to watch?

[EdwardDiego0]

ITS BACK ON. GOGO

[TheeRats]

GSL, GSL, GSL next game on yay

[elleckz]

salami needs to be nerfed

[cmtool135]

Jesus there are so many GSL viewers

[DragonMachida]

SO MANY SALAMIIII !!

[Youdumbkids]

TASTELESS IF YOU READ THIS SAY "GOOD GRAVY" ON THE AIR

[Cnee4life]

after a while it gets funny