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  • What good is an airbag is the steering column impales you? The only decent cars made in China seem to be MG, which was British anyway.

  • This car handles extremely well. On tarmac, in the woods, in sand. I know it, because I became the supposed-undercover-top secret-alternative semi-skilled- Northern European with dark hair and love for wooden floors-winner at the 2005 Paris Dakar. Also, there is no trouble parking it in a fairly large area with a hint of gravel.

  • @AndersO1983 what the hell were u trying to say?

  • Chinese shit.

  • Oh so this is how China tries to control their huge population.

  • You've gotta love the way in crash tests Chinese cars shrivel up into nothing. :/

  • buying a chinese car equals to buy the most expensive coffin

  • All the chinese production sucks, they are only able to copy by doing it worstly.

    All the chineses car are worthless shits

  • SAFE!

  • man: hey why are u walking like this

    driver: i made an accident and the tyre got into my ass

  • made in china = shitty motor

  • airbags won't help

  • por eso se mueren tanto los chinos

  • how fast is that

  • mande in chine autooooooooooooo........

  • In communist China the SUV car eats you !.

  • What the hells the point of an airbag when the steering wheel goes on and tries to decapitate you?!

  • @jep77ray standard package airbag inclusive all in the price :p

  • lol`take your cloth off if you dont like cinese products.lol``````````go to south korea even cheaper```````````lol.........­..

  • FAIL!

  • China policy against overpopulation

  • Save lives, don't by any chinese products!!!

  • LANDFAIL ...

  • @aldomovielovers LandFarth

  • 5% of surviving change after that crash

  • hotwheels are safer

  • WTF? Das ist kein Auto, sondern eher ne Ziehharmonika...

  • @klefihafg rusishe Harmonika )))

  • LEGO is better than this!!!! lol

  • And you die

  • "if you want to die,

    Buy this chinese car!"

  • that looks like an IZUZU RODEO

  • That's gotta be one of the smallest airbags I've ever seen.

  • Only a catapult seat could rescue in this car!

  • holy fuck...shit's done.....!!!!!

  • This is not really a chinese car. What we have here is a warmed up version of the Isuzu Mu, once proudly sold in the US and Japan, then salvaged by Opel as the Frontera and now again re-salvaged as the Landwind. They didn't screw it up, it always was junk to begin with, made in Japan.

  • @drsteverey No, made in china, with Chinese metal, and Chinese cost cutting... Biiiiiiiig difference there buddy.

  • Assembling some first crappy cars is not very difficult. But from there it is a loooooong way to having cars that meet the standards. Just watch this:

    /watch?v=nWHSIz6NX5o

  • It looks like a copy of opel frontiera .

  • any rollover tests?

  • 100% copied from the opel frontera. And that was already a shit car...

  • @technofreak3535

    Amen!

  • @technofreak3535 agreed 110%

    this along with other chinese knock offs belong where the cars they were copied from have ended up

    the scrap heap

  • crapwind would be a better name !!!!

  • LandWind? omg fail copy of landrover

  • Most of the cars have crumple zones in the front but This whole car is the crumple zone.

  • running coffin !

  • Isn't that a complete copy of the Jimmy but just more sucky?

  • LOL Opel Frontera xDD

  • This is the original car in crach-test, one can maybe not blame Landwinds failure on the chinese alone... youtube.com/watch?v=szkZ29ooch­8

  • he don't need no airbags ... :D

  • china's version of the Jeep. o||||||||o

  • did you see that airbag, thats a chinese joke, now you´re safe, hahahahahahah!!!

  • Opel Frontera is shit..

  • @vidik79 lol yes is fotocopie of opel frontera is prix: 10.000€ new and 0 km

  • @vidik79 it still does better than this...

  • могли и не тратиться на подушки... (They could not spend at all money for installation of airbags...)

  • WTF is a "TUV"?

  • @MSNIMSM

    TUV is English writing for German TÜV = Technischer Überwachungs-Verein

    which approx. has the meaning of technical supervision association.

    This is a big German company specialised in testing wares for safety.

    German cars and motorbikes have to pass a technical inspection every two years. You can do this at a number of places, most inspection bureaus are owned by TÜV. TÜV also performs crash tests at a high sophisticated level.

  • @jimmiandfunny Is that so? Hm, I thiought it was a kind of vehicle, like SUV for instance. Thanks for the insight.

  • @MSNIMSM

    hi there! May be TUV also is a chinese car type, may be, but I have never heard this. But you can see e.g. here: watch?v=2MBjobow808 that TÜV performs crash tests. (The TÜV logo is visible on the bonnet of that poor Audi being crashed for Teroson windscreen adhesive)

  • no safe

  • just like the chevy blazer! and theyre both peices of SHIT!!!

  • car made of old coke-bottles...

    brilliant

  • plastic car !

  • OH MY DAMN!!!

  • A tin can...impressive one

  • This car was a cheaply made copy of the "Opel/Vauxhal Frontera". But it was so unsafe, just like that "Brilliance", wich was only "brilliant" in its total loss of safety. Both had been tested with fatal results by one of the major Car Clubs in Germany (ADAC). If you wanna do suicide - don t jump the bridge, just buy one of these.

  • This is an extermination device devised by the U.S. Government.

  • коробка! а не машина!

  • lol its like made of cardboard 

  • Great car for those commies to drive! Every commie should have one! Don't let them see the video!

  • @evian1964 And what's wrong with communists?

  • you mast see the crashtest of the Mercedes E-Class Convertible!!! most safest car in the world!!!!

  • Do they have an inside shot of the crash? :P

  • i use 2 drive a honda passport thank go i sold it

  • there go your legs...

  • vous voyez la qualité

  • i'm never get in this car!!!! i hope you to

  • TUV? : Turd Utility Vehicle

  • Lovely quality!

  • lol

  • Chinese Car: Dangerous

    MG/Rover Car: Now Chinese

    (:0

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  • do you want a camp in a cemetery

    buy a landwind

  • why does china even make cars???

  • @marcus974ever they also make em airplanes.

  • @fatleader ahh now they wanna ppl to die in mid air!!

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  • Dead

  • Made in China Horror...

  • looks like an isuzu trooper / vauxhall frontera

  • @bmwfan4lyfe it is a copy of the trooper/rodeo/frontera

  • lol,

    sorry dude but you don't have any idea of automotive structures. This examples is a nightmare of a crash. The A-Pillar deforms like a piece of wax. Steering wheel travels all the way inside the car. And your front wheel doesnt move under the car, it moves right in your legs crushing everything in its way.

    So if you wanna die quickly, this car is one of the best ways to do

  • Actually, I'm known as quite an expert in cars, and can perfectly see, that the front wheel moves into the leg room of the cabin, which is fatal, if not lethal. It's just my sense of ironi, and you do seem to understand it somewhat, since you start your comment with a "lol." Clearly, there is a collapse of the cabin, seen with the buckle of the A-pillar, as you mention, and also the roof is pushed upwards and back, which just underlines the lack of structural integrity.

  • @AndersO1983

    Did you just use the phrase "fatal, if not lethal"?

  • No.

  • "fatal, if not lethal." You're a funny guy, Mr. Contradiction.

  • Small language error. Get over it, and please stop crying.

  • it also underlines that the design is rubbish

  • I know, it's a very weak structure. In most modern cars, the A-pillar barely moves an inch, and the front wheel hardly touches the foot well in a crash test.

  • @Mr expert,

    What is the difference between 'fatal' and 'lethal'? What is ironi? Irony perhaps?

  • How pathetic of you pointing out that small error. You should at least have the time and common sense and read my reply at WalkerGuitarist. You must have waaaaaay too much time on your hands, since you feel like writing dumb comments like that. Get over it and please stop crying:-D

  • Also, elvair, how is it, that despite me suffering a severe head injury last year causing partial paralysis don't whine half as much as you over a tiny flaw in language? My god, get a grip, you poor thing. End of discussion.

  • so guess the one child thing isnt working on reducing the population..... so they made these, Now want to reduce the population of other countries too! :O

  • CRAPY SHIT

  • wow, that's scary...

    I'll rather save for a few more years and get myself a LRRR

  • A Chinese pice of shit car, that the UAZ Patriot, Ford Excursion and the Range Rover sport outperform by miles.

  • @ExperimentalArmy

    lol i would prolly have a better chance at surviving the same crash on a bike.

  • wtf, is there a FRAME in this car or just sheet of metal?

  • another Chinese toy................ they should have a special tag for those cars...."BEWARE, Made In China"

  • that truck looks ALLOT like an old Honda Passport. cheap ripoff china crap.

  • @workensmart No, it's actually a rip off of a German car.

  • @sweetlikeADAM Which is a rebranded Isuzu Rodeo

  • "Landwind" lol what an ovious rip off of Land Rover.

  • what is a tuv?

  • 酱大俩的车哪里知道酱差。。。

  • Red Chinese quality, baby!

  • Isn't that just a shitty Vauxhall Frontera?

  • i think it is chinese but they copy european and american cars

  • The airbags worked.

  • hahaha sandwich

  • i guess that was pretty good for a chinese car

  • it automatically recycles itself after a crash as a heap of metal problem is your included in it !

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  • Landwind=Gone in the Wind

  • китайское говно!

  • Landwind c'est de la merde :D

  • Its not the sudden stop that kills you.. its the steering wheel!

  • chinese car no good

  • no shit sherlock! XD

  • Crumpling zone = legs

  • @ikt93 naaaaah, we dont need em anyway.

  • @ikt93 I think crumpling zone = balls!^^

  • @ikt93 and head

  • @ikt93 your legs are the crumpling zone =)

  • holy shit u wud be better if u got fun over at 60 mph

  • Poor

  • poor

  • WTF

  • Chinese car = Shit

  • @Chinastinks alot of domestics do that lol.

  • @Chinastinks All cars are fabricated in Mexico or China! even Ford BMW Nissan

  • @aoxilus

    Erm... No they aren't. They tend to be made in the country in which they're going to be sold, with the exception of supercars (since if someone is paying £200k or more for a car, the extra 5-10k to get it imported is nothing and the amount of them they sell is fairly small in comparison to, say, the Ford Mondeo).

  • @DJUsive1 ok if you want to believe in Snow-white that is your problem

  • @aoxilus

    You're actually retarded. We have factories that make Fords, Hondas, Toyotas, Vauxhalls...(I could carry on all day here) in the UK alone you massive fuckwit. Car manufacturing is a huge part of every country's economy you silly gimp, not just fucking Mexico and China!

    Jesus fucking Christ you're stupid.

  • @aoxilus

    I actually can't quite get over the level of stupidity you've just displayed.

    If every country in the world had to pay China and Mexico for their cars, we'd ALL be speaking either Chinese or Spanish because they would have taken over the world by now. Do you ever watch (for example) this thing on TV they call "the News"? You should, because with the "recession" going on, there's been a lot in there car factories having to lay people off.

    Get a fucking grip and know your facts you tool.

  • @DJUsive1 You are the one that doesn't get it and it is sad that you can't express without insulting. The FAQ is that Multinational Companies located in different parts around the globe chose cheap or developing countries in order to reduce costs while manufacturing. Yes they do try to assemble in home but the majority of parts are being produced in those countries. and I guess you really need to see the news. Yes there are cases like Ferrari and Bugatti who manufacture almost "by hand"

  • @aoxilus

    But that's not what we're arguing about is it. You stated that "All cars are fabricated in Mexico or China! even Ford BMW Nissan."

    That's not the case. Yes SOME of the parts will be made in countries it's cheap to make them in, but not most because the expense of shipping the vast quantity of parts from all over the world would make most cars unaffordable to the majority of people!

    They're built in the countries they're sold in, and tested to the requirements of that country.

  • It may be some parts, but it's certainly not the majority.

    Also, the parts that are sourced from overseas will have to be produced to the safety and quality control standards of the country they're being shipped to, so it doesn't really make a difference (at least as far as the safety/quality is concerned) WHERE the hell they come from!

    I apologise for how rude I was before by the way man... Bad day maybe I think, was kinda out of order!

    Lets continue like intelligent humans =D

  • those nippers never tip so the more that get kill in cars the better it is lol

  • Chinese cars... the thing that will end the chinese race.

  • thats good

  • Taste of sandwich hahaha

  • this is 1 star

  • Actually this is not 1 star, but the car has not been approved for sale :P

  • i give this car a 5 star not.

  • gone like the wind

  • well all i got to say is they are fucked!!!!!!

  • This made me lol. :D Whoever is in that car, he/she is sandwiched.

  • This vehicle is the answer to Chinese Population Control....HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "Sorry in English please?"

  • This is what I hate about China, they frekin copy everything. China INVENT!!, Look at INDIA!! They are becoming the world's biggest economic house because they are inventing stuff!!.Example the Nano!! China you suck!

  • Good car, well good for a laugh.

    Hey, dingaling chinese, your cars are Ugly, poorly designed chunks of shit. Hope their tanks and warships are built like this, one near miss and fall to bits.

  • They should test it with the one who was responsible for designing this car instead of the dummy.

  • typically chinese car... cheap, bad quality, no safety, design rip-off. like us-made cars but even far worse than that, like a coach compared to a truck.

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  • you need to make a big difference betwenn japanese and chinese beacuse Japs are smart people and with recycling... everybody wants a lot of recycled metal becuase its much cheaper - WAY much cheapoer but if you do it right the quality ist excatly the same

  • Recycled metal is exactly as good as non-recycled, the melting process is virtually the same. Japanese cars have been far superior to US-vehicles for almost four decades now - in fact, the production process of American-made vehicles is a copy of the Japanese equivalent. You REALLY need to get your facts straight, boy.

  • as someone already posted, recycled steel is just as good as "fresh" steel.

    recycled and new steel doesnt mean its good or bad, it all comes down to carbon content, melting temperatures and cooling.

  • have to agree, americans cant built good cars, i own one and nothing but trouble, chinese are hopless though

  • boar oha in dieser shit karre würde ich mich nie rein setzten lecko mio

  • WHY MAKE A CHEAP FRONTERA?????!!!!

  • :0:0:0

  • WAW, thats bad, for shure the person is dead in this crash,

  • they used a dummy for this one, lol jk