Charlie Brooker on My Sweet 16

[iluvhopndballet]

I love it! I'm a girl and I can't stand spoilt selfish brats!! If mum bought me that car I d be way too ecstatic, oh wait but we dnt hv that money so dream on! I d beat the shot outa that girl!!

[anonymouslolxD]

When he punches with the black gloves, it reminds me of The Apprentice!

[iluadamsevani]

if i were the mom, i would disown that bitch

[Anergyne]

@iluadamsevani If I were the mom, I wouldn't spoil her or turn her into a self-centered, ungrateful cunt.

[XOSiren18XO]

What a snotty bastard. These people don't change that easily. Someone send her to Africa for 2 years. She ought to be grateful for what she has.

[DaydreamsFlyAway]

Lol my 'sweet sixteen' basically consisted of me telling some friends to meet up at the local Italian family restaurant. My presents came from my family and the one from my parents was a Kindle. I was thrilled :D

...Its kind of sick, watching this...then passing various people in the streets that are pretty much fighting to survive. I say we sell all these people's shit and give it to them.

[Christhefireshark]

I'm 16 tomorrow! To celebrate, I'm getting some nice presents and going out to dinner. And you know what? I'm fucking happy for that. Spoiled bitches.

[cooliomon78]

America, can you go back to Iraq, but only send these people to fight?

[LadyCTR]

it's hard to think that all american ar sane when you look at this.Those parents should have there ass kicked.You have kids who have nothing and those litte rich kids complain about a lexu come on in what were are u living

[rachely40]

what channel is this

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

Ha! I love what he said about Comic Sans.

[garethmanEXE]

Yeah, fuck Capricorns.

[abcman]

Fuck these spoiled bitches. It's why they turn out to be snobby little sluts in highschool. Chochy as hell to.I ain't jealous, just rational.

[Smellycat1990]

Just another away of making ordinary teens feel inferiour :/ 

[JordoF6]

With 67 thousand dollars you could give 67 homeless or poor people a months rent on an apartment each.This bitch is disgusting vile and plain selfish.

[paulinethepope]

You know what I got for my sixteenth? A 3 litre bottle of white lightning and it was one of the best days of my life! Fuck these rich ponces, live in the real world!

[IrritationCharles]

So true!

[DrChalkwithering]

Now is his animosity to men in flat caps reserved solely for hipster douchebags, or does it also extend to elderly Yorkshiremen who race pigeons? Because when I'm old I want to be able to wear a flat cap.

[BozalliCopter]

@DrChalkwithering I'm sure that would be fine.

[Szaam]

"Her nauseating idiot scumbag friends."

lol

[franny15100]

is she sick or something? omg..i got my first car when i was 15 and it was a used car and i was crazily happy about it ! how can she act lkike that when its a brand new super expensive awesome car... she must be nuts... so spoiled.. omg..

[schnorschrajaxx]

@franny15100 do you live down under ?

[franny15100]

@schnorschrajaxx AMM.. SORRY DIDN´T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION :S

[schnorschrajaxx]

@franny15100 do you live in australia or somewhere like that because you were allowed to drive at the age of 15 :)

[franny15100]

@schnorschrajaxx no not australia -- mexico !!

[supernick345]

Bring on the Brooker revolution... I'd support him

[MrStudyfreak]

your are awsome! do you do presenting?

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@MrStudyfreak Um, this is Charlie Brooker. He's a famous TV critic and journalist in the UK.

[ilovelosangeles13]

U freakin just got a car!!! And u act like that! What a brat!!

[mrevilevil2]

Stupid mum for spoiling her.

Stupid kid for not having a brain.

Stupid producers for making such a show.

Stupid society for breeding such people.

Charlie Brooker summed it up: Our world is doomed.

[LittleRainbowMiss]

My sweet 16: No presents, couple of friends over and a cake. And I had fun.

[nb45001]

I live in Ireland.If I had Audrey for the week I would make her work on a farm scooping up cow shite,make her go to bog and lift turf,bring sheep up and down mountains(without a border collie) and let her complain all she wants.I would love that.

[421ikoom]

@nb45001 id just make her eat the shit.

[USN1985dos]

@nb45001

Shit, she doesn't even have to go to Ireland for that. She can work her ass off on an Oklahoma farm for all I care. What needs to happen is for California to break off and fall into the Pacific. When that happens, 83% of these douchebags will blessedly die, and we'll just have to set out hunting down the other 17% that are scattered around the globe.

[nb45001]

I fucking hate Mtv

[JMcKaySV]

nausiating idiot scumbag friends... catchy! Love Charlie Brooker

[StigGT2]

The end of this one reminds me of Giles.

[Angel1405]

"Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it."

[InevitableEnigma]

"YOU RUINED MY LIFEEE I HATE YOU!! FUCK!! (beep)" LOL her mum ruined her life by buying her a $67,000 lexus for her 16th birthday = life ruined? she can't even drive yet LMAO. I fail to see the logic there. I'd be pretty happy if I got a brand new lexus for my 16th.. In fact I'd be ecstatic if my mum had bought my a bloody 2nd hand car for $3000 I would be happy.

[lMlessi]

I'd happily do a life's prison sentence to spend an hour in a room smashing her head in

[dannycheesums]

lmao "cosseted flesh-waste"

[RandomOurWorldGamer]

I would take back the car and cancel the party. That's what she said she wanted. If she complained I would slap her across the face so hard!

[teh1337meister]

If I ever give someone a $67,000 gift and get screamed at for 'ruining their life', no matter who they are, I'm literally going to kill them.

[siebenny]

squealing shit cake friends

[8sakuraleaf9]

When I was 16, everyone I knew (including me) had parents who were in no way poor. Not one of them (sadly again inculding mine :D) ever got the idea to buy their kid a car. If we wanted to go somewhere...well...they said that is what bikes are for lol

Now I am in college and looking back I am glad that they did not spoil us. My dad even offered me a car last year, so I can come visit them more often, but I declined.It just didn't seem right...

[Liztastaney7]

@8sakuraleaf9 : your sooo right... i could have been so spoilt and could have been exactly like her by now... had it not been for my fathers financial loss..and now i turned up better than my friends... everything in life happens for a reason and lokking at some of my once 'oh so cool' and now drug addict friends... i cant thank my parents enough

[samipakiboi]

I turned 16 just before this Christmas, and I found myself a shit holiday job. I brought myself a few things (trainers/clothes i.e. nothing major) with the money i fucking earned whilst dragging my bollocks across the ground during my holidays. Yet this spoiled bitch is crying about getting a brand new lexus a few days early?!

My first car, as quoted from my dad, will be a 'banged up micra....'

I despise people like her.

[MidnightDazzle]

To the person below...how about starving kids in America?

[BlankVellum]

@MidnightDazzle But what about starving kids in Africa?

[HiTEqMETHOD]

I wish instead of the parents buying the kid a car they'd come out and say "Hey we donated all the money we would of spent on a new car to starving children in Africa". I'd love to see the spoiled little bitch's reaction to that.

[greendayrocksmuch]

i can't even buy a candy without being nagged by my mom......geezuz..

[megadethzeppelin]

I love this guy <3

[MistaMase102]

meanwhile in Africa....

[TheYousrah]

this guys hilarious! xD

[Jeseeu2]

I would kill all these bitchy kids with a spoon

[RRRAAAWWWRRRful]

Ok so she gets a 67,000$ Lexus. I'll be lucky if I got anything CLOSE to that. Where I come from, every teenager drives a used car. Most of them but it themselves.

[appleorange287]

I'd die happy if my parents bought me a car for my sixteenth birthday!

[TheDiabloz13]

evereyday when i see this video replay in MTV i always piss of to this devil girl..! when i was 16 i dont have nothing ...cars anythin like that...im always contented what i have and im always happy with my family nad my friends,,,thanks to God im not like that SPOILED BRAT...!

[SDavidJacobsen]

Did this girl sell her soul to the devil?

[Dxxchrisable1]

The human being can never be satisfied EVER! if they get something new, it would be old afterwards and you want a new thing. Anyways The reason why most of the people arent spoiled, is because that we never reach that level, the level when we want something better than the best.

So to the parents stop giving everything to theyre child. And instead make them work for it.

[fnjdr4la]

Fucking bitch. I hope she dies.

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

.....there's too many people on this planet.....we need a new plague.

[Kyria4961]

children are a product of their environment, the parents should be publicly stoned for this monster they created so glad my daughter is nothing like this, she makes me proud to say i'm her mum not cringe like this mother must

[missburtondepp]

aww, I'm a capricorn :(

[littleblackpistol]

Two words: nerve gas.

[ThePatricco]

In scadinavia, most teenagers buy one bottle of whisky and turn on some shitty music, than we are having a party.

fuck american brats.

[c6gunner]

@ThePatricco

Yes, in America most teens get a Lexus for their birthday.

Are you a retard, or do you just play one on youtube?

[simonsomatic]

@ThePatricco I know which party I'd rather go to

[DeathLemonz]

LMFAO XD

[RichBayBay]

"Squealing shitcake friends" LMFAO

[vi3t123bby]

lol @ the description

[kataangluv100]

Dear Everyone-else-who-lives-in-the­-world,

I think I speak for all SANE American's when I say, we are all terribly sorry for this monstrosity of a tv show, and the wastefulness of the people on here. Please do not think that everyone in the US is like this. Thank you.

Sincerely,

All Sane Americans

[V742]

@kataangluv100 You should see some brats we get over in Australia :/ Although they're probably about the same as yours.

[kataangluv100]

@V742 Unfortunately I think all brats are the same no matter where you go. :/ Parents don't know how to raise their kids correctly, and they turn into a bunch of self-entitled wannabes. Oh well, what can you do?

[anvherg96]

@kataangluv100 I must agree, at least not all of us are like that :]

[tokega]

@kataangluv100 Rise up my friend! Rise up and kill everyone like this.

[iamTehBagels]

its a mother fucking $67,000 lexus for your first fucking car and you're bitching because you got it early!!?!?!??!?!!? Someone smack her with a wooden plank till she dies.

[henritje19]

@iamTehBagels I would actually like to see her reaction if her parents would have donated those $67.000 to charity

[Arwyroe]

@iamTehBagels smack her with a branch till she dies, more painfull that way

[lorelei22]

I want to be this guy's friend.

[jewel11]

Is it bad that I always hope the parties will turn out horribly wrong?

[22sweatpea22]

silly brat should be grateful and think about the people who cant afford things like that.

[Alexmo555]

Seriously? I got some CD's, video games and some money for my 16th. I BOUGHT a Ford Fiesta (which I'm very pleased with - it's a nice car). And this brat is unpleased with a bleeding Lexus?

If you don't want it, bitch, I'll take it off your hands!

[ChazBoable]

is it sad that i noticed he was wearing that shirt on big fat quiz on the year (and last Sunday in tesco)

[ImmaGoners]

"Maybe this is an Al Quidea recruit video" ahahhahahahaha

[RickLowerboy84]

@ImmaGoners

Or a pro-choice video to let people see that abortion might be the best option.

[victoriassecretpinky]

should be called "my super 16 spoiled bitchfit-day" but i'm sure these brats act this way everyday. blame it on most reality tv n ther flashy parents.

[MusicMountian]

78k car and the *hates her mom cuz she wanted it on the day of the party, i would have cried with joy! stupid spoild brat!

[PAPERINIKGT]

I would still bang her...

[TheDragonair22]

lol! this guy is so hilarious! XD

[TheDragonair22]

yay i'm not a Capricorn! so i won't be punished!

[bigsv1994]

nah i f you dont want the car , no prob just give it to me :D

[turkeyluvsu9]

Be lucky you've even got a car! Would have run you over with it and returned it if I was the mum. Spoilt twat.

[phillNWUK]

spoilt bitch

[CharlotteAlpaerts]

This is a perfect exemple of an uneducated rude girl who thinks that the rest of the universe is turning around her butt! i don't really like that kind of girls and if i would know her for real, i would definitely NOT go to that hypocite party of her!

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

I'm surprised Charlie didn't blow up with anger at the programme.

Kudos to him.

[srbinbwe]

send her to Somalia with nothing but clothing and leave her there

[srbinbwe]

KILL IT WITH FIRE !

[Krew2New]

OH MY GOD

KILLING SPREE !!!!!!!!!

[langitgrey]

i dont want to live in this planet anymore..

[Cammie1999]

You ruined my life!!!!!

Bitch I'm saving up for a motorbike and you get given a fucking car! Shut up and be grateful!

[timelordnextdoor]

I wonder if she realizes what a total brat she is. If she were my kid, I would have slapped her silly. Parenting: you're doing it wrong.

[zupergozer]

do people actually.....look up to her?

HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOOK UP TO THE FLOOR?!

[WKaliberr]

That being said, I hope that girl gets lost walking around in the worst ghetto... you can imagine what will happen to her

[WKaliberr]

Why is everyone hating on the teenagers? Its the parents you should direct your anger at. They spoil them all their lives and then you wonder why the kids turn out like this?

[trentmanslow]

@WKaliberr Thank you for that!

[1987lelon1987]

@eddieguererro2 Reposts are manifesting themselves in so many levels, nowadays.....

[lolofdoom]

9gag

[eddieguererro2]

Those Girls on "My Super sweet 16" that get pissed when their dad buys them the wrong car.Bitch, i don't even have a Bike -.-

[veedeeproductions]

i watched the full episode of audrey's sweet 16th. she is the most ungrateful little bitch you will ever see... she got 2 chanel quincenera (spanish 15th) dresses, and hated both of them. she got a lexus, she probs cant even drive, she had 15 'courtiers' and was being brutally 'honest' by calling some of them fat and saying they needed to loose a few pounds. she swears at her mother (who seems to be a pushover) and all hell breaks loose when things dont go her way. this bitch can go die.

[DjokaStroka]

9gag land!

[dlipu123]

BITCH I DONT EVEN HAVE A BIKE

[BigdogWitBigdog]

Really saddens me. For my 16th birthday I sat on 4chan and played Minecraft (Not trying to act special because of it) and this chick cries over a $60,000 car.

[GameHopping]

This is why humanity is doomed.

[cokechugger1]

What a waste of oxygen this girl is.

[prettylilqueen1]

uhmm if the car still available i'll take it please ? dam girl at least ur mom got you a car if i was ur mom i would get you a ...well i wouldn't get you anything .

[spam1712]

british accent makes it true

[Izdigger5]

You know, he's onto something. I've never been able to sit through an entire episode of that show because within the first 10 minutes I'm frothing at the mouth, screaming at the TV and ranting misanthropically about a nuclear holocaust. I tried watching it while drinking, but ended up chugging half a bottle of whiskey within minutes so I wouldn't have to sit through this popcultural trainwreck conscious.

[FranBMan]

I want to run her over with that wanker car.

[GmodRules111]

Super sweet 16 people : OMFG I SAID I WANTED A WHITE CADILLAC, NOT A BLACK ONE. U GUYS ARE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!!!!ARGGG

me: Bitch please, I ride a bike

[masterjedi89]

I'll fucking kill you bitch. 

[ninjovich]

It would be mildly hilarious if she in some way lost her memory and became a normal person and then had to watch that episode, sobbing would take place.

[thomashood10]

Faith in humanity minus 1 million points.

[naathaan13]

i luv the narrator

[kphooni]

Shows like this make me sick to my very stomach. Call me a hater for all I care, but when you witness unemployment rates skyrocketing, more individual business owners going out of business, and families struggling just to keep up with their bills, it's sickening to think that these people would frivolously waste a year's salary or even more for a "birthday party". Someone needs to seriously throw these spoiled brats in some third world country, so they can witness what life's hardships really is

[lisatu15]

She has a weird accent. Where is she from?

[TheMoncheri86]

@lisatu15: her name is Audrey Reyes. She's from Miami

[betatalk357]

Thank God My Sweet 16 is cancelled; let's hope they don't make stupid DVDs of the shit. Now, can we do something to rid ourselves of the biblically awful Kardashians?

[cosalasinaloa10m]

@betatalk357 they made dvds haha i own one *hangs head in shame* lol

[betatalk357]

@cosalasinaloa10m They made DVDs of Sweet 16? Oh my God! MTV making DVDs of people taking a big runny diarrhea crap on "insert most publically hated people here________" faces just to enjoy them being miserable for a change would be a damn sight more humane to society. Can I borrow your DVDs for a little while? I want to brush up on my skeet shooting skills.... :)

[betatalk357]

Rich people get everything handed to them, don't give a fuck about what they got or how good they got it, while the rest of the world suffers and wishes they had even a piece of what the rich have. And the rich have the audacity to fight taxes increases, but isn't opposed to tax poor people more. Why bother working for these assholes when we should just rise up and steal our planet back off their greedy asses.

[stewiegriffn]

who is this guy! so awesome. "when i establish my reich" - I always use that phrase

[kikzbeauty]

i love that guy

[adamdd09]

I would totally not oppose a miltary coup headed by Charlie Brooker

[iamyourgreatestfan]

What is this? Be contented with what you have=.=

[Emcnelis]

Thank God I'm not a teenager anymore.

[jokermausland]

I'm betting the 245 dislikes are from the spoiled 16 year olds and their friends lol.

[jamiebird666]

I'm embarrassed to be American right now. But at least the worst I do is use "party" as a verb.

[marshie091]

Two words can describe this video: fucking. brilliant.

[PrawdziwyMuzykaZycie]

Hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted on a single prissy American bitch with no regards for anyone outside their own pathetic little fucking world. So much money that could improve hundreds of lives of underpriveleged kids and families around the world. Instead, it's all wasted on these worthless, unintelligent girls. Fucking disgusting.

[chibigrunt]

@PrawdziwyMuzykaZycie I want to punch these bitches in the face. They think they own their parents. If I talked like that to my mom, it'd be the end for me.

[PrawdziwyMuzykaZycie]

@chibigrunt Seriously. It's a lack of respect for their family and themselves.

[chibigrunt]

@PrawdziwyMuzykaZycie My brother's kind of like this. I fucking hate hate him.

[Cajaquarius]

@chibigrunt I more pity the girls. Kids like this aren't born, they are made that way by parents who don't know shit about parenting. If I would punch any of them it would be their mothers. Preferably to death.

[chibigrunt]

@Cajaquarius I think what's worse is when parents think their kids are "angels".

[spazattackification]

@PrawdziwyMuzykaZycie If anyone gets a party like that, it should be a girl who's done things for her community and is kind to other people and actually deserves to have a nice party. MY "super sweet 16" consisted of me making a cake at my school and sharing it in my foods class. Then I went home, babysat my evil little brother, and got ready to go to a FCCLA conference in Billings MT. Yup. Girls like the ones portrayed in this video have it way too good for their own good.

[chibigrunt]

Bitch, I take a bus.

Bitch, I walk.

Bitch, I'm in the car with my mom.

[doctordoctordocism]

i feel the same way you do about that blasted comic sans type face! it's blasphemy!

[peppermint23]

Fuck I love British television. I wish the US wasn't so censored.

[chibigrunt]

@peppermint23 Me, too. :).

[Abyss192]

MTV has "My Super Sweet 16" "When I was 17" what's next?

"Officer, I swear she was 18?"

[Yuripadees]

@Abyss192 Nice xP

[purplevolcano]

Now i see where Chris Lilley got J'aime from

[earx23]

wooohhooo party yeah!

[UnacceptableSocially]

This reveals how fucked our generation is today.

These spoiled little cunts are going to be the downfall of us all.

[winalldayeveryday]

I hate this shit. I feel bad for the parents for raising an absolute moster

[ChocoCandyHearts]

I LOL'ed so hard XD

[hkmamacmd428]

um can someone tell me what pillocks means

[MegaSexytimes]

@hkmamacmd428 just an old english slang word meaning an idiot

[Nautilus1972]

1:50 Normally I'd find violence against women abhorrent, but I would knock that bitch the fuck out.

[purplevolcano]

@Nautilus1972 I wanted to do it when she called her mother an idiot for getting her a Lexus

[XxBakerxX72]

@Nautilus1972 I think that might be legal.

[shimmer147]

LML! :D

[BertieAlliezb751]

ha charming and very young with a lot of energy

[freakytiki34]

While I stand completely in agreement with these bimbo's designation as snot-faced wastes of air, I must also take offense to this man rejecting the use of nouns as verbs. For heaven's sake I hope he never reads Shakespeare, that man used nouns as verbs everywhere he could. How deaf to language development do you have to be?

Still, a most accurate account of how our civilization will fall into the depths of spoiled, shallow depravity. Thank you. And yes, this rant partly stolen from Stephen Fry.

[245borg]

couldn't have said it better myself mate