1970's Commercials - Alka Seltzer,Hai Karate,Certs, U Brite

[themaytagrepairman]

Anybody remember "that's a hard shine"?

[nommynupple]

wat the f,

[jdenicol]

Haaa haaa haaa I remember smacking 2 sticks of certs together as a 5 year old -- and all because of the Certs commercial shown here!

[elc1960]

Love that Alka-Seltzer ad with Jack Somack: "Meecy speecy ballsy . . . BALLS!!" As a kid, I remember expecting him to throw up when he said that line. The entire ad is absolutely brilliant. Laugh-out-loud funny.

[TheDataDiva]

Wow...I remember that anti-drug commercial with the kids on the playground, "the man with the goodies is here!" Never thought I'd see that again.

[fgdaveyviz]

Hai Karate was the Axe of woman repellents. :D

[cinna71]

HUH HUH HUHH!!!HAHAHA

[hebneh]

Sung:

"Ultra Brite

Toothpaste

A taste you can really feel!

Ultra Brite

Gives your mouth....

(sound effects)

Sex appeal!"

Spoken: "After Ultra Brite, everything else is just...toothpaste."

[elc1960]

The Hai Karate ad was from the '60s - the rest are all '70s.

[namffocevets]

Hai Karate. let me tell you that was some sick smelling stuff.

[kenjay108]

I promise you, these are all 60's commercials, not '70s

[ninjapunk200]

i have that exact hai karate add in one off my playboys from the 60's

[marginallymental]

My mother had the total hots for Mr. Nameth (ath?) and when the panty hose ad came out (or Nair?), there was a billboard w/ Joe's legs in the East Bay. My mother used to make excuses to drive by it!

[enigma413]

With Hai Karate. You actually drive off women. I should know. I tried that stuff when I was a kid.

[tigermark64]

Thanks for showing Joe Namath in panty hose. That commercial was one of the most talked about in the 60's.

[jjandkj6567]

Yea, Joe Namath in panty hose. I just threw up in my mouth alittlte bit. "GROSS"

[PreviewsGuy2009]

Wow I Need To Take Alka Seltzer Allready!

[InsertName125]

I definitely gotta get me some Hai Karate and UltraBrite. My wife won't know what hit her.

[Mustachemr]

That's funny - that football player - I think his name was Joe Namath or something. I can't believe he did that to his legs!!! People must've really laughed at that back in the day!

[zuzanarox]

with Hai Karate you have to fight the women off, lol, classic

[smilesatyourfuneral]

Hai Karate was the father of Axe

[cstacy]

How you even know you GOT chromosomes, kid?

(Where's the rest of that one!?! Been looking for years!)

[orbital151]

Haha.

[chrisman737]

I admit it. I once wore Hai Karate.  And it didn't smell very good.

[MelanieLouM]

My brother used to wear it all the time...never attracted any hot women, though...that's false advertising!! ^_^

[DelhiHeat]

Thats a great compilation!!! cool!

[mhirtes12]

I wonder if I was the only person in the theater that got the joke when Jim Carrey in The Mask said "That'za spicy meat-a ball!"?

[tuliptable]

that's a spicy meatball!