sushi

[devipramita20]

LAUGHING SERIOUSLY HAHAHAHAAA.........

[ARoyalPhotography]

OMG LMAO! I loved the entrance and the how many people in your party!

[turtlegoesnomnom]

this is so funny :-)

[loopper9]

some fish are blurred, LAWL. and lol at 7:45

[Thevidtrix]

Roses are red, violets are blue, im in the wierd side of youtube, and so are you :D

[liebistfuralleda]

LoL, i know the salt there 7:25 isnt for eat

[watchmenut]

JAAAAAAAPAAAAAAN FOOOOOOURRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[SuperPineappleEX]

OMG animals as sushi....

[IraMikhaylova]

haha! I love it! ))

[theterrymeister]

lol some of the things shown are unsanitary (wipe cloth part and the dipping spit fingers in salt) D:

[TheMonkiAss]

@theterrymeister dude, the whole video is a joke..

[hbomb619]

any one noticed the fake sushi? 3:59

[visitnajr]

"the lady must pour for the man"

fucking duh...

[osakanone]

I can't stop laughing.

[Darazz]

寿司屋での作法が非常に丁寧かつ解りやすくまとめられています。 This stuff describes the manner at Sushi bar clearly and politely, whether it's true or not.

[AvatarTwasCheesy]

This is awesome, favourite!

[alexiaaltamirano]

is this foreall?!!?

[martinakloi]

LET ME EAT THE SUSHI WITH MY BLOOD ON IT

[Kwaniichan]

too much soy sauce...

[Supralord86]

mamamama otototo .l. o.O .l.

[raginroninreview]

Actually this is true, I've been to Japan 4 times and I've seen them go MAAMAMAMAAA and OOTOTOTOOTOTOTOTO. It is NOT a joke

[popopo334]

I'm Japanese.

This is an untruth!

[AvatarTwasCheesy]

@popopo334 lol, it's a joke

[ohadrean]

HAHAHA its a JOKE!!!

[riccardorazor]

but do not put shame? it illegal to eat food including meat panda is an animal that is dying ... I see this really hurts ... jappone destroy the shit because it is a city of shit, I'm sorry that has not died from the tsunami ... SHAME!

[riccardorazor]

HAHAHAHAHAAH OH MY GOODDD HAAHHAAHAH THIS VIDEO IS VERY FUN, I LOVE SUSHI BUT THIS VIDEO IS VERY SHIT

[Omango99]

I Like SISHI

[AnnalynAlexis]

I believed them until almost halfway through. Then I said "ooohhh. They're pulling my leg." Quite amusing.

Doesn't "Taisho" mean "master" or something like that?

[wolfmaster20001]

Let me eat the sushi with my blood on it!

[NGKW12]

I'm Japanese.

I hate Sushi...

[steevmac]

The funniest part is that the irony is lost on so many people! Maybe it's because I'm used to parody. In England, ironic humour is so widespread.

一番面白いことは、反語法を分からなかった人はそんなに多い ! 多分、理由は、私は風刺に慣れしているだろう。イギリスでは、風­刺的な冗談はとても人気なんです。

[ojay747]

maa maa maa maah.. oto toh toh toh lmao

[Juanpa00000000000007]

@ojay747 maa maa maah :D

[TheMustik92]

they be trollin' with this vid

[syara8]

なんか…ちがう…？

[kadotahiyori0212]

外国人のみなさん、これは嘘ですよwww

[cardcaptorsakurax16]

gari is from pickled ginger (-__-)

[tatarqa]

LOL, really?

[iyud1221]

This video is not true....

[stmeen]

lol......i lived in JP but i didnt do like that - A - )

some is true but most r Jokin..... XD lol.. funny

[antiworkify]

Soak until it becomes heavier....

and then die of heart attack?

[antiworkify]

>Toro is recycled junkfood

>This is why many japanese feet smell like viniger

And then I realised this is

[nahshon7840]

変！こんなん違う

[jjfarmertv]

im hungry

[Fleischmahn]

In Sweden, we always ask if the seat is free.

[naaaaaagz]

cant really decide what's true and what's just farcical in this video :D awesome though

[jojolicoius00]

LMFAO!

[kotehan]

くっそわろたｗｗｗｗｗｗまさか日本の寿司文化がここまで型式化­されてるなんて知らんかったわｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[rairm2009]

maa maa maa maa... Oh toh toh toh.

[Kuriparka]

this was shown in school .. the teachers really thought this was their accurate culture .

[ShinjuHoshi]

....lol salt on ground is awsome... jks

[CaptainCornflakes1]

I love this video but what the actual fuck !!

[adsfasdkjfh]

mamamama oh toh toh toh

[thegrapefruit33]

"Sushi is served on 'geta', a popular footware. The geta is sterilised so it is safe to eat from. Some people wear them home. This is why many Japanese people's feet smell of vinegar." Oh so that's why

[jamestown111]

"maa maaa ma maa" my fucking ass.

[Deviruchi88]

WTF 7:33

[PerplexityStudios]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[InstictSHUFFLE]

this video is so great!

[Dominator362]

i love sushi <3

[misterq0604]

Beside the fact that the video is damn funny, this was uploaded in 2005. That might need more attention.

[themistress92]

AT THE END WITH THE CARS D'X HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[THEKODIE]

i watch this video every day before i eat sushi lol

[ZHYJ1]

Disgusting. Meat is not cooked

[Ki113r2073]

Only in japan...only in Japan

[Chivotar]

Oh my god !!! I extreamly hungry now !!!

[daloart]

the wet towel is the biggest trolling, lol

[slkr99]

"ma ma ma ma" "oh toh toh toh" i nearly shit my pants

[themistress92]

@slkr99 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when they started doing that; only then I saw the descrition of this vid XD

[tripletriple2010]

heres how i eat my sushi i stuff the sushi down my throat and choke on it pour soy sauce down my throat and chug down the beer

[tdo0msday]

7:44 WTF... where can i order this kind of sushi XD

[shane1637]

Too much effort for food..... microwave pizza.

[Mechamissle]

Tip: be sure to use little wasabi at the time. Too much wasabi can sting your nose.

[msorangutan]

These pictures are the contents which make the sushi stupid.

Please don't trust everyone.

[TooFlyForMoney]

"this is gari nobody knows what it's made from"

*keeps zooming in*

[YoungKoolness17]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA­ =D

[keimatsuzaka]

wwwwwwwwww

[Og6]

wwwwwww

このシリーズ好きだわ

[HsushiKing]

Haha I make sushi and have a personal life as well. Except, mines more of.....a comedic style. Leave me alone! Don't ask about it!

[ThePvMbros]

2005 360p nice o.o

[TheAce1082]

lol taisho always have a secret presonal history.. sharpens knife looks dangerously at camera... you should never ask about this.

[Aliciez]

When I first see this, I couldn't stop laughing xD GREAT!

[yukiotokotoameotoko]

なんか、色々間違っているが（笑）

寿司は美味しいですよね。

[TheYosh96]

hmmmm haha i am sure if japanese watch this they can laugth alot

[pradoxmediaful]

5:39 of course they are...trying to sell dick's meat...

[MrWingedcreeper]

mamamamaa ototototo

[BigJalapeno]

3:07 ROFLMAO

[kelvinickable]

4:01 FAKE SUSHI FTW

[liamfeb27]

SO SO FUNNY!!! i love this~♥

[BreazyNova]

RAGE ON INFINITY!!!!!!!

[yourpasstime]

ummmm...yum?



[jldyr2]

I showed this to my Japanese instructor. She is this sweet little woman from Kyoto. The funniest part was watching her eyes getting bigger as she watched and her saying "we don't do that!"

[RegRage1000]

Umm. Ima stick to sushi in america XD

[Athecubus]

i'm worried about the part when the narator says " Zohkin are not cleaned after every use."

[Icewind007]

This sushiya has was too much "nazo" for me 8p

[owencreed121]

i cant watch this anyomore it is makeing me hungry

[mrsslein]

"mayada yudu" wat

[ArcticYoshi]

"Maa maa maa maa"

"Oh toh toh toh"

XD

[icenobou]

lol

[izzanino456]

Im going to make video about how to whipe your asses

[ar2110302]

100% accurate. Before my first visit to Japan this was very helpful.

People were laughing on how accurately I was following etiquette.



[acaciazynx]

nihon no KEI !!!

[MrMILKYWAY4ever]

chuck norris makes sushi in0.0000001 seconds!!

[tomoliverpool8]

Biggest troll vid going

[a55kika18]

"The person pouring must say Mah Mah Mah Mah & the one recieving should say Oh toh toh toh and than they should gently fist each others asses while tickling each others balls..."

[rafal48]

this video is disturbing...

[vilgaxjane]

thank you, i found this video very instructive

[turpuss]

i like ham

[MixerGamingHD]

haha

[TheJasmineHi]

GO TAISHO!!1

[spazeds]

Lol, so freakin funny!

[rahmanroni]

This is like the Japanese version of SNL

[RiNSpy]

That music in the beginning, what is it called? I remember hearing those instruments near some temples in Tokyo.

[shomay8]

NICE JOKE!!!!

[toretto105]

:9

[blancmage31]

hilarious :D

[tearhere11]

wai wai wait. why the kanji of sushi is different?

[zh1988li]

@tearhere11 where is the kanji ?  Ohio?

[SPOOKYBEAR100]

WTF ?



[petitenami]

醤油の塩分が物足りなかった人の為に、店の外には塩が持ってあり­ます。無料サービスなので、自由に食べましょう。

wwww

[cadetjulielitvin]

unagi is the best

[O77SIDE]

"this is gari, nobody knows what it's made from"

It's ginger. Srsly?!?!

[petitenami]

@O77SIDE it's a joke... jeez. just like how they said "agari" is "ah! gari!" it's just a joke.... lolol

[BambooJolie]

And now... people in east part of Japan can no longer eat sushi on the effects of radiation from Fukushima nuclear plants.

There are radioactive materials contained in fishes.

Some people are indifferent to the effects of radiation,

they are still eating sushi but I won't eat fish caught in sea of Japan any more.

I'm sad but sushi culture will not be forgotten.

Because people all over the world are eating the sushi now.

[BambooJolie]

This video is interesting but should not believe. Too much soy sauce!!(╯ ಠ Дಠ)╯

[tonyt0ny]

There are probably some old foreign farts who really think this is the true tradition :D

[Fendriken]

Why is the fish at 5:41 cencored? :O

[petitenami]

@Fendriken because it's supposed to show that those kind of fish or meat is illegal... lols

gosh this video.... cracks me up every time i watch it haha

[1007haru]

It is fake Japanese tradition......... by real Japanese

[freedamkobe]

おもしろい！ちょっと違う気がするけど‥(*^^)v

[windandmotocross]

who do believe this?

only the stupid people believe this video.

[okabayashi0924]

ヤバいね・・・マジで海外の人見たらしちゃうよ〜〜〜



[petitenami]

@okabayashi0924 日本人がこういう事をやってる外国人の事を笑える為にこのシリー­ズを作ってると思う。。。wwww

[mayful1]

all sushi is is raw fish rice and seaweed

[nakaufoo]

けっこうふざけ度が高いｗｗｗ

[nishiraa]

コレ、本気、まさかね。面白すぎる。本気にする方々いらさるね。­

[mikasirius]

これ、外国人が本当だと思ったら、どうするの？？？



[pecorino69]

@mikasirius but its almost perfectly correct...

[iOwnCoDMan21]

In soviet russia, sushi eats you.

[AkazaruA7X]

染み込ませすぎじゃ！

[AkazaruA7X]

大トロより中トロの方がうまいし！

[lyue1996]

This is a comedy xD

[evil4hunter]

What's with the toyota supra 7:46

[manpirako02]

ちょ！！！何じゃこれｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ



[irishtoolman8]

If eating by yourself show shame in your eyes haha

[emfjaj15]

やっばり伝説の動画だ。ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[BigMitsaras]

mamamama otototototo

[tenoderaaridifolia]

I want panda sushi!

[superaziz14]

@tenoderaaridifolia XD

[LosTutosDeFelix]

4:03 Doesn't the rice look a LITTLE fake??? lol

[IICreedll]

Nah... Just kidding

[IICreedll]

Of course it is real

[kittyberry1982]

Haha lmao!!!

[hellkidgreenday]

ma ma ma ma ot ot oto tot lololololol xD

[hempchildmusic]

ひどすぎる　笑　信じちゃう人いるでしょ〜

[MsChasuke]

(ノ∀≦。)ノぷぷ-おっかしいの～！笑った笑った！

誰こんなの作ったのは！まさか外国の人ってこれ信じてないよね？

いや信じるか・・・・ってやばいじゃんｗ

Not　Real

[SarahBelieves]

o.o i'm sooo confused, is this real or not?

[hmoob704]

@SarahBelieves it's fake but hilarious

[AbominatorOnRS]

@SarahBelieves ofc its not..

[LosTutosDeFelix]

@SarahBelieves 7:44 Dont you think its fake i mean. Toy cars in rice?!..

[Blooberry95]

Rolled rice with kappa...they literally put a kappas head in the sushi LOL

[Blooberry95]

This is "Gari". No one knows what it's made from. AHAHAHA

[SeaDraggin]

Its like watching Data from Star Trek order sushi.

[betti44234]

There are a lot of mistakes, Let a little soy sauce

[Sk4teTv]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Real Comedy!

[wATTOsAGA9]

I could so go for a firetruck sushi right now

[epicmojojo]

LET ME EAT THE SUSHI WITH MY BLOOD ON IT!!!!!

[DogEars93]

@epicmojojo You beat me to it!

[TheBlacky228]

@epicmojojo lol best refrence EVER !!!

[rahxun]

it's funny because at some points you can't tell whether they're joking or serious.

[mizzourahtigers]

Let me eat my sushi with the blood on it.

[daddydj08]

Why did I watch this. You wasted my time. I want my time back.... Give Me My Time Back!

[kinkleberrycheese]

high blood pressure ar. so much soyasauce.

[xKaoKaox]

Lol... He wiped the towel ob his face and knife

[Markovnikovs]

Because of how pro it looks, i thought it was real. I should have noticed it was comedy when i saw 7:45 and 7:52 I mean fire truck sushi.

[ChazCalderon]

Do Japanese really eat at one almost every day? Does the mercury level found in raw fish scare them?

[superaziz14]

@ChazCalderon no i don't think so, this video is not serious at all.

[zeroest09]

Let me eat the sushi with my blood on it

[sungju58]

sushi is good~~

[pipuk3]

anniecarrots was here!

[cjwright79]

"This is the samurai way" -- the man looks off wistfully. Hysterical.