Shiiittt the duck's like "son of a bitch, you're leaving without paying" How funny when the duck tried to chase the Pelican. Oh and PELICANS ARE BITCHES! THEY SUCK I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE! MURDERING A POOR INNOCENT PIGEON!
Pelicans eat birds in the wild... Birds much bigger than pigeons actually.. But newscasters have no soul, they never know how to react to ANY situation. She is laughing, then it's like she remembers she just watched something die and says it's terrible. Idiot.
Day 36- Bill the pigeon was eaten today, I hated him and he hated me. I spent days wishing he would die and stop eating my crumbs... I wonder if I really wished that. My wife, children, family and every other duck says hating pigeons is right, is this why I feel so wrong? In the first few seconds of his demise I could not withstand my rage and I flew to kill the monster which devoured him. What is wrong with me?
Could it be that in our hate, the pigeon and... I loved?
I think the real badass here is that duck. After witnessing that walking sarlacc consume another creature whole, that duck still has the massive testicles to tell that bitch to step back.
@teomin What I want to know is why pelicans are in the middle of a park. They're sea birds. They eat fairly big fish, so a pigeon isn't really far off from the size of food they normally eat.
Yes yes, the Pelican got "bored", it had nothing at all to do with hunger and survival.
whanethewhip 6 days ago
Now this is why God, in all his wisdom, stopped giving the responsibility of the new born babies to theese fellows.
unhealthyliver 1 week ago
Cryptid85, too funny! I'm still laughing so that on family guy as well.
princejordan1984 2 weeks ago
I can't believe a bird ate a bird!!!!!
vibeztOoxtasy 3 weeks ago
damn! that bird just got eaten by a bigger bird! DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!
cryptid85 1 month ago
A pigeon is the same as any other bird ... Not a rat with wings ! Call me a saddo or watever u say but that's that i rest my case goodbye
jonasfamilyandpets05 1 month ago
Terrible? A pigeon is a rat with wings.
MechaTailsMK2 1 month ago
holy shit ahahaha
SuperGangstashyt 1 month ago
That bird's a bad ass!
Now you know the true reason a Pelican is on Louisiana's state flag.
TheOriginalLonestar 1 month ago
Today on, when pelicans attack.......
f1471in3r 2 months ago
Shiiittt the duck's like "son of a bitch, you're leaving without paying" How funny when the duck tried to chase the Pelican. Oh and PELICANS ARE BITCHES! THEY SUCK I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE! MURDERING A POOR INNOCENT PIGEON!
TheHm3 2 months ago
bird in a bird, in a bird - turbacon!!!!!!!!
Eduardoolimaa 2 months ago
omg thats sad.
ShannonNChuck12608 2 months ago
coooooooooooool!
nimrod7690 3 months ago
Yo dawg.
martezius 3 months ago
Maybe the liberals should have that bird arrested for a "hate" crime.
MrBEB123 3 months ago 2
@MrBEB123 maybe the conservatives can make scandal about it because the pigeons death certificate might be fake
Sodamnfoxy 2 months ago
holy shit o.O
nnb415 3 months ago
I bet it tasted like chicken
MrSinister718 3 months ago
This is indeed a bird eat bird world
privateballa91 3 months ago
":D That's terrible! :D :D :D"
Wow, real classy, lady.
(It's ok. I laughed, too.)
prolefeedprocessor 3 months ago
Did he died?
jalbm222 4 months ago
@jalbm222 duh
1xCoDx1 3 months ago
WTF!?
1337plutten 4 months ago
Damn nature you scary
ar14545 4 months ago
SHIIIIIIIYAT!!!
UrbanTiger74 5 months ago
damn thats a bad ass bird
triple423 5 months ago
Pelicans eat birds in the wild... Birds much bigger than pigeons actually.. But newscasters have no soul, they never know how to react to ANY situation. She is laughing, then it's like she remembers she just watched something die and says it's terrible. Idiot.
ArtByAshtray 5 months ago
Damn nature, you scary!
thegreggreport 5 months ago
i favorited this video to show people the top rated comment xD
dcelis96 5 months ago
So Pelicans eat pigeons when they get bored...
elitedonk 5 months ago
@elitedonk Nope, just to show off in front of kids.
knowbert 4 months ago
every bodys food must be shit haha
MrSmithyistheman 5 months ago
news reader bitch atleast have a face 2 go along with your statement 0:25
mbpatelss4 5 months ago
PELICANS ARE CANNIBALS!
NeedMoney4SpaghettiO 5 months ago
heres your lesson everyone never take a pelicans bread crumb
WolfAKAlosttolag 5 months ago
duck at 0:22 oh my god you at kenny you bastard
WolfAKAlosttolag 5 months ago
fkn pacman'd
phatman811 6 months ago
I like the part where the duck/goose pretty much told the pelican to get the fuck out.
ThriceDice 6 months ago
her face hahaha
youhartley 6 months ago
It didnt even cook it
exahtahtor 6 months ago
56 people were eaten by a pelican
forwardbutton 6 months ago
The anchor women sounded so moved. lol
MrLoveHate28 6 months ago
only 194 flying pigones left in liberty city XD
anthony3leaves 6 months ago
Good piegons are like fly rats.
SteelCity1981 6 months ago 4
That thing was like "what the fuck? Noooo-" god that's funny
fullblooded64445 6 months ago
FREAKING BIPOLAR PELICAN -_-
IF I WAS A BIRD I WOULD OF PECK! THE CRAP OUT OF IT LOL
madeforyoubaby 6 months ago
Kid: The little bird looking thing just got ate! Damn nature you scary
666TNB 6 months ago
That pelican fucked up the food chain
omegadeathreaper 6 months ago
If you think about it the pigeon was like Jonah and the pelican is like the whale
omegadeathreaper 6 months ago
The duck is a true hero. He was the only one reacting to the incident, but, unfortunately, he was late.
felipedecoy 6 months ago
ROLF!
dickosjr 6 months ago
and thats why pigeons dont take the piss out of pellican's mums
xMrjamjam 6 months ago
pwned noob!
MadGunnerMan 6 months ago
wow i like how the other bird was like get the fuck out of here you asshole pelican
gallumhrasha 7 months ago 13
Cracked C:
ZootSuitVinny 7 months ago
That is one big bird.
undraei 7 months ago
That pigeon looking thing just got ate! Damn nature you scary!
lordfratley 7 months ago
To quote Bender, Life can be hilariously cruel!
tomers113 7 months ago
Pigeon = 0
Pelican = 1
BracoTarba 7 months ago
If you pay close attention, you can see the female reporter's face is frozen with a look of horror right before she forces that really uneasy smile.
DarkAngelKisses13th 7 months ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
-_- Birds will do anything for attention.
xLakeClan 7 months ago
the pelican goes "bread? Nah! There's one, gulp "
MsAnonymous103 7 months ago
It's a bird within a bird!
Birdception!
Bertziethegreat 7 months ago 112
@Bertziethegreat
U sir just won the internet
lataupehumaine 5 months ago
@Bertziethegreat
LOL
rezarahardian 3 months ago
@Bertziethegreat Yo dawg, I heard you liked birds, so I put a bird in your bird, so you can like birds, while you like birds.
Kalipathekid 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Pelican: "Bread? Screw that. MEAT, Biotch!" (Gulp).
Tellthatruth 7 months ago 2
I'm curious if this is normal for a pelican. Fish, yes, but other birds? Hmmm...think I'll research it.
ProChoiceJesus 7 months ago
@ProChoiceJesus Yes, very common. Check out Cracked.
Useless2112 7 months ago
humans do worse to chickens
nicholasrhigh 7 months ago
@nicholasrhigh I've never eaten a live chicken.
Useless2112 7 months ago
@nicholasrhigh but not live and infront of children
KingKraid 7 months ago
Ahh pip pip and cheerio. The pelican must be American then, wot?
timrs2001 7 months ago
FUKKEN COOL
Also, someone call PETA and arrest that pelican.
adriasukakazama 7 months ago
She's like "muhahahahaha oh shit the camera's on- um I mean that's terrible"
TheAmazingTwist 7 months ago 23
Renee, your an idiot. @pintofrose
gina21duncan 7 months ago
0:13- The pelican is seriously considering whether or not it can get the whole kid in it's mouth.
MrMonkeyToast 7 months ago 9
Finding Nemo lied to me!!
89Dustdevil 7 months ago 6
The second anchor nails it on the head.
alexvlk 7 months ago
her face was just screaming OH FUCK!
mexicanotaku1 7 months ago
Wuts the big deal...do u know how much chicken NIGGAS eat n a week ?? That pigeon wudda been dinner in the HOOD !
pintofrose 7 months ago
Those kids are going to be in therapy for years.
MiracleOverloading 7 months ago 2
Damn nature, you scary!
Hippolf 7 months ago 2
Haha I actually saw this happen in London when I was a kid
AcidGuardianPT 7 months ago
om nom nom
tomers113 7 months ago
Duck's Diary:
Day 36- Bill the pigeon was eaten today, I hated him and he hated me. I spent days wishing he would die and stop eating my crumbs... I wonder if I really wished that. My wife, children, family and every other duck says hating pigeons is right, is this why I feel so wrong? In the first few seconds of his demise I could not withstand my rage and I flew to kill the monster which devoured him. What is wrong with me?
Could it be that in our hate, the pigeon and... I loved?
ThatBlackPanda 7 months ago 108
@ThatBlackPanda LMAO!!
shawtown06 7 months ago
@ThatBlackPanda One of the greatest comments of all time.
ajaksbackpac 5 months ago
@ThatBlackPanda LOL
elitedonk 4 months ago
@ThatBlackPanda LMAO
staticflare 4 months ago
OM NOM NOM NOM
spelunk3r 7 months ago
I think the real badass here is that duck. After witnessing that walking sarlacc consume another creature whole, that duck still has the massive testicles to tell that bitch to step back.
inb4frostedbutts 7 months ago 12
@inb4frostedbutts Ducks are the serial rapists of the animal kingdom, so even the pelican won't mess with that shit.
2wingo 7 months ago 4
Talk about a fucking first world problem - "oh no! Kids saw nature at work! How awful!" I say we make more of 'em watch this sort of shit.
fineexcuses 7 months ago
Somewhere, some one is fapping to this.
darthteej1 7 months ago 8
@darthteej1 you're probably right
omegadeathreaper 6 months ago
That lady's reaction is fucking comedy.
herduliekdemmudkipz 7 months ago 2
I love how it gets attacked by that duck at the end. Duck is like " Dude wtf! Not in front of the children!"
xxSlyJokerxx 7 months ago 2
HIDE YO WIVES HIDE YO KIDS COZ THE PELICANS ARE SWALLOWIN ERRBODY OUT THERE!
xandermex 7 months ago 7
And not a single fuck was given that day...
ILIVEINTHELITTLEROOM 7 months ago 8
Cracked.com! <3
InFortunesHand 7 months ago 6
thumbs up if cracked led you here
captainausome321 7 months ago 4
*evil smile*
"That's terrible."
Axapez 7 months ago 3
The scarlacc of the bird world
YOUSUCK242 7 months ago
Peilcans are now my favorit animals!
paxpacis2 7 months ago
the women at the end grins for 3 seconds and says "thats terrible"!
tb0ne1989 7 months ago 2
How do their throats not get cut by the pigeons talons?
It looks painful.
KenArrari 7 months ago
I really love the woman's reaction.
AdudenamedKemp 7 months ago 2
What an ass.
Shinzu92 7 months ago
Pelicans don't chew there food, that bird got digested alive....
TheIrishGunman 7 months ago 3
Hahaha what a dick!
choronos 7 months ago 8
"And for the headlines: A lion has eaten a gazelle in the Kruger reserve in South Africa"
I guess national geographic is a news channel now...
Alexthegreatbelgian 7 months ago
I liked the part where the pelican ate the pigeon.
Anathemal 7 months ago
bird lover!!! he wouldnt goo !! ><
timozy1 7 months ago
release the pelicans.... OR YOUR NEXT !!!
TheKamikazi123 7 months ago 2
51 pigeons watched this clip
thelaughingmadman 7 months ago 10
Poor sight for the kid. He won't ever forget that now.
hd92122 7 months ago 4
That just happened. Trippy.
adriannicus 7 months ago
at least put some cheese on it!
1997jordanbrown 7 months ago
Word on the street is the pigeon had is coming to him!!
EscapeNewJersey 8 months ago 9
haha
androidbbm 8 months ago
OM NOM YUMMY BIRDY!
PonyPerson62 8 months ago
Shit that is so awesome. I now have a whole new appreciation for Pelicans. I hate pigeons.
Hanssen69 8 months ago
OMG, it's MEAN!!
jeibal02 8 months ago
i got 3 letters:
W-T-F
guigao282 8 months ago
Having a large pigeon in your stomach flapping around for a few hours will not feel good...
sutherbb36 8 months ago
NOM NOM NOM NOM!
DR1X1D3 8 months ago
lol the news lady was trying not to laugh
jukio02 8 months ago 3
@jukio02
Or trying not to puke.
Hanssen69 8 months ago
Well at least the pigeon didn't get chewed up and torn to pieces.
MeRiteUwRong 8 months ago
@MeRiteUwRong Nope instead it will suffer a slow painful death being slowly dissolved.
zionphoenix001 7 months ago
@zionphoenix001 I think It would suffocate first. But damn...
MeRiteUwRong 7 months ago
That Pelican needs a medal! I hate pigeons!
AlexSchus 8 months ago
must've been a slow-ass news day.....
ImJustSayin81 8 months ago
o_O
JamesAItchison94 8 months ago
LOL
kaitokita 9 months ago
Louisiana's payback for BP.
IntenseSapience 9 months ago
Shes gonna crack up!
penGWYNN15 9 months ago
Pelliper used Swallow!
It's Super effective!
bigdogblues2008 9 months ago 4
i dunno why it is weird? big fish eat small fish
and here bigger bird eat smaller bird
teomin 9 months ago
@teomin Bigger people eat smaller people? No.
ZombehWolf 9 months ago
@ZombehWolf i am talking about animals not people
teomin 9 months ago
@ZombehWolf jaja XD what a retard XD
Yorchmiroku 8 months ago
@teomin What I want to know is why pelicans are in the middle of a park. They're sea birds. They eat fairly big fish, so a pigeon isn't really far off from the size of food they normally eat.
marrier9999 8 months ago
HOLY SHIT!
usarmycowboy 9 months ago
didn't know pelicans ate pigeons; thought they only ate fish; must be opportunistic feeders
bbphnix 9 months ago
i love this guys explanation: "it got bored" lmao wtf?
proppa1000 9 months ago 4
It's a bird eat bird world.
420benihana 9 months ago
0:07 - "Well, we now have MOVING pictures of the incident"
"Moving pictures"? What is this, the 1930s?
kvn8907 9 months ago 153
@kvn8907 Nope. BBC.They're British. They talk all flowery and shit.
Phalanxification 7 months ago 3
well, someone is gonna have indigestion...
Pelicans are carnivores though, so if it gets hungry its gonna eat whatever is smaller than it.
Knextlegend 9 months ago
Alive too? God I hope it died quickly in there...
LeonSKennedy828 9 months ago
wtf O.O
themangachan1 9 months ago
O_O WTF
WEREWOLFxVSxVAMPIRE 9 months ago
Haha crazy did u see the goose scared it off I think it was trying to help lol
Soniamorales87 9 months ago
WTF 0.0 mutation XD
Ohnezahn 9 months ago
still breathing in stomach?
AmedesTheKing 9 months ago
that's awesome. :P
KyleCleric 9 months ago
lol, the reporter in the end was amazed and wanted to laugh, but quickly was like *ahem* yeah that's terrible....*giggle*.....
ActingDragon 10 months ago 4
dude Pelican is dead anyway because everyone know pigeons are disease carrying flea bags
CSUSBlikesOmfgcata 10 months ago
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pelican was all : AY! eat my food will you? well i shall then be eating YOU!
imborred69 10 months ago
pelican was all : AY! eat my food will you? well i shall then be eating YOU!
imborred69 10 months ago 5
awesome! that dirty bird gots ate!
auxemoron87 10 months ago
As seabirds go, pelicans are pretty smart and flexible. If it can fit in their pouch and is made of protein, they'll sample it.
critterfreek82 10 months ago
dude the two thumbs up comments piss me off
JDilla2812 10 months ago 44
fucking sick animals !
Spljofo 10 months ago
wtf man there must be something wrong with that bird since when do they do that???????????????? and that lady looked like she was laughing wtf????
o0oRESHIRAMo0o 10 months ago
OMG
TheNood1 10 months ago
PIGEON IS DELICIOUS
PuniperTV 10 months ago
HOLY FRICKIN CRAP ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Ima keep my kids away from pelicans.
jfrsnjhnsn 10 months ago
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that Pelican was tired of the same old stale bread LOL!
sackcheck 10 months ago
durp!
Her0zify1 10 months ago
durp
Her0zify1 10 months ago
at 0:22 that other bird bird was like "HEY HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT! GET OUTTA HERE!!"
hoodstarx1 10 months ago
In America, people eat pigeon and pelicans
eddyjt13 10 months ago
@eddyjt13 what wont Americans eat?
Shoarma2 10 months ago
@Shoarma2 i know right!
eddyjt13 10 months ago
0:23 Goose: "Not in my park!"
MalchikBlue 10 months ago
"that's terrible"
AfroJesus777 10 months ago
"me showing more cleavage" is what she was about to say
firetopman 10 months ago
bahahahahahahahaha
xXDHud13Xx 10 months ago
that goose at the end must have been a part of the ethics committee.
CaveofTwoLovers 10 months ago 3