GAMING NEWZ: Bastion Guilds Become 3 Ninjas

[racdude01]

every game may have multiplayer but not every game has split screen. which pisses me off so many recent racing games only have online mulitplayer which just blows my mind. i have a racing game i want to race my friends that r with my in the same room why r u not letting me do this, RAGE!!!!

[SaintUpthrust]

Some like taking friends on adventures. M'aiq thinks being alone is better. Less arguing about splitting treasure.

[sexyhamburgers]

I hope she is a lesbian, fuck.

[beatchef]

Hey I thought the Tintin game was meant to be actually quite decent and fun. Also very cheap.

[TheSlizzer348]

*daedra island - damn ipod predictive text....

[TheSlizzer348]

Bethesda... Providing DLC out of the goodness of their heart to improve the gaming experience... Rather than making you pay full price for a gardens island or a crusading for artefacts quest? What is the world coming to...

Another thing - the day bethesda makes an elder scrolls with multiplayer is the day I make like modern warfare and shoot someone in the face...repeatedly.... While shouting fuusrugar.....

[rjtr34]

Where'd you get the sweat shirt again?

[blackspy025]

@rjtr34 HuskyStarcraft.

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

I love how manly she speaks :)

[scorchre]

Beautiful, Funny AND likes gaming...

Godammit, she's PERFECT! xD :3

[MrZuur]

And what about Co-op Skyrim? Take the idea of having a companion to the next level :D

[pyrexian26]

@MrZuur then you'd have to be someones bitch!

[SamiPewPew]

World of Skyrimcraft

[KingRangerLive]

Why do all these vbloggers use that lame ass jump cutting shit?

[TheDoctaSwag]

@KingRangerLive its called "vlogging" and its so the video is shorter/they cut out stupid things they say/gets more to the point. you wouldn't wanna watch them sit there and breathe would you?

[dunner450]

Back in my day if you wanted multiplayer you had to slap the guy next to you. You know multiplayer player action.

[TheXand19]

Wasn't rli lsitening to what she was saying, but she has lovely eyes.

[MXopti]

you are awesome! ... but the backgroooundsoooound is soooo repetitive ;)

[k00LGuY671]

すごいコメントはクレイジーだ

皆で何が悪いのでしょうか？

wow comments are crazy

what's wrong with everyone?

lol hi dodger <(0.o)< Ohayooooo!!!!

[Smallavelle]

i think i just fell in love

[CowLunch]

I like all your goofy voices :D Apart from that you suck!!!! :P

[GinnyK573]

hi you got to get assassin's creed

[norad2terran]

Positive response.

[AmethystLink]

how can i not have heard of you? after watching just two of your videos i have concluded that you are awesome and that i must subscribe immediately :D

[LoJoizSiK]

you totally changed my outlook on red/blonde (or white) hair, you can really rock that style. ill have to use that sometime in the future just to test it out, Btw love your videos and all of the things you say id have to say you're pretty awepicnessosity (awesomeness and epicosity)

[itscalledfun24]

Play Bastion!!

[rrmtzxc]

I subscribed..........but I don't know why?

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Omg she looks beautiful.

[juice007flo]

Chrome, delicious? I will try a taste of my co-workers chrome rims.

[morph611]

Damn, I was hoping Tintin would be like an Uncharted game that I could play with my little cousins :|

[pokedbztfs]

if skyrim was multiplayer it wouldnt be like 2 player not open server

[Skr1llxLov3r]

skyrim multiplayer wqould be shite like 100s of dragonborns

[grichize]

the annotation is almost always in the same place! you should totally mess with people and put it somewhere totally different sometime!

[SupaGram]

Speaking of Mike, can you say "Don't worry, we know how to raise your health bar" again? :)

[SuperKamikazePenguin]

totally saw you in huskystarcraft's vid you teh boss

[MopocalypseN0W]

Dodger u are really akward haha. Maybe even more akward then kassemg but w/e ily lol

[nimrodius]

Here's a negative comment

[morph611]

@nimrodius

Now that was completely uncalled for :P

[theXotaku0]

Oh my gosh, I totally just found this channel. Nice videos! Will sub when I watch a little more. ;3

[ps3fan420]

Excuse me, I just burped in your face.

[NinjaOnANinja]

You looked positively lovely today Dodge. Really got a kick out of the hair especially. Though... I don't remember much of what you said though... /drool

xD kidding. /drool

[NinjaOnANinja]

1:58

Probably your best work yet. Absolutely loved that voice. The way you worked it... Next time, slap the back of your neck and the transformation will be complete.

[NinjaOnANinja]

The best game ever to have multiplayer would have to be Streets of Rage and Battle Toads. The game where both of them are together in one game.

[eduliborio8]

Oh, hey babe what does your tattoo mean? heheheh

[PyroLord185]

FOR THE SWARM!!!

[micol19]

skyrim isnt multiplayer? AHAHAHAHAHA LOOOL im so glad i dont play it

[DEMOxWebTech]

Poor Dodger you look so tired.

[pikkefar]

this chick is sooo charming, i hope she is not lesbian

[AssassinParkour]

@pikkefar look up "husky tales" on youtube and watch episode 3. She's one of the medics. I believe you will appreciate this ;)

[pikkefar]

@AssassinParkour Nice ty, totally hot girrl.

@Awigeon Relax Mickey Mouse

[awigeon]

@pikkefar Yes, she is charming. But she's not "this chick". She has a name and (at least online) it's Dodger. And she can love whoever the hell she wants - it's none of your business and you don't stand a chance with her anyway. Show some frigging respect. Who thumbs this shit up?

[blitzkrieg450]

@awigeon LOL! A bit defensive of her aren't you! I think someones got a cruuuush.

[tratorta]

@pikkefar if you watch her newer videos you can notice she has a lot of posters with chicks with huge breasts.

She's clearly a dyke.

[Luaxen]

@pikkefar Right.. because her not being lesbian means that you're going to go out with her. Awesome. Hope that works out for you! XD

[iseedumbppol]

yay for mesmers!

[Lisledl]

MESMERS FTW!

[sidian86]

I had a weird dream we hung out, and discussed this very topic, am I psychic?

[iamthe1stGUYborn]

@sidian86 dejavu thats what its called

[1upMaxify]

... *Glares and smiles*... marry me.

[CorporalKoopa]

wow i thought u were gonna talk about (when talkng about skyrim) the challenge bethesda made in february where if you had a kid on 11/11/11 and named it Dovahkiin (dragon born), which a couple did. the prize was that games from the manufacturer for life. is it me or is that a little bit crazy?

[FaleiaFrost]

Ninja Gaiden 1 sucked, Ninja Gaiden 2 sucked..

If 3 has the same creators... nope, just nope.

[nayr3195]

@FaleiaFrost awwwww is someone bad at ninja gaiden? its a tough game, just cuz ur bad at a tough game dosent make it bad. if you dont like a challenge, go play CoD

[FaleiaFrost]

@nayr3195 When challenge becomes grind, game becomes shit.

CoD is fun at GB levels. Pubstomping isn't fun.

[nayr3195]

@FaleiaFrost so what your saying is, your extremely bad at Ninja Gaiden, AND bad at CoD, thats why you felt the need to mention that you "pubstomp" and "play at GB levels". Its obvious that you're lying, and compensating for being bad at CoD, as well as Ninja Gaiden, by making claims of being good at a game that my little cousin does well in. he's 10. did i mention that you are bad? oh and P.S. no one give a shit about how good you are at CoD, it's shit

[FaleiaFrost]

@nayr3195 Ouch, did you get enough love from your parents?

[nayr3195]

@FaleiaFrost yeah i did, i dont see how that is relevant, i suppose you just ran out of shit to say

[DeceptiveSoul]

@nayr3195 Says the jack-ass that removed the comment

[nayr3195]

@DeceptiveSoul that comment was completely unrelated to this conversation. i removed it cuz i thought it was corny, you wanna know what it was? it was "DLC>Multiplayer" now piss off and stay out of other people's conversations you nosy prick

[DeceptiveSoul]

@nayr3195 "Never argue with stupid people. They'll pull you down to their level and beat you with experience."

[FaleiaFrost]

@nayr3195 ...Yeah, suddenly not understanding idioms?

I didn't run out of things to say. It's just that you're being retarded and trying to bring me down to your level. I said the very opposite of what you claim I said, which only strengthens my belief that your knowledge of the English language is somewhat questionable. Regardless whether it's an act or real.

"Never argue with stupid people. They'll pull you down to their level and beat you with experience."

[nayr3195]

@FaleiaFrost oooooooohhhh big man. i see you place yourself above lowly trolls like myself. buddy you're on the internet, this is not a place for being of too much intelligence to talk to people. yes i know what a fucking idiom is, and actually im quite smart. so have fun on your fucking pedestal you conceded prick

[FaleiaFrost]

@nayr3195 You should at least be able to tell a girl's name from a boy's name, that's really not a lot to ask.

I might be a "conceded" (Correct word is conceited) prick, but I own everyone in arguments. Without having to insult everyone I talk to like you.

Intelligence has a place everywhere. It's only because of people like you it's rare on the internet. You see, intelligent people don't need to work to "seem" intelligent. That's how I know you're not- since you obviously think we do.

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@FaleiaFrost Don't mind that dude, I read the whole thing. I agree with your point that difficulty doesn't necessarily represent a reasonable and rewarding challenge. That dude just jumped on the COD-boat and started using strawman arguments to try to make it seem like you'd said something you didn't. Even if someone's not capable of playing Ninja Gaiden because of its difficulty, wouldn't that be a problem on its part for not making more widely accessible levels of difficulty?

[FaleiaFrost]

@l2enegadesofFunk Yeah, it's simple:

Easy

Medium

Hard

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@FaleiaFrost That was much easier than what I wrote.

[FaleiaFrost]

@l2enegadesofFunk Yeah ^^

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@nayr3195 Hi, I'm Dick Cheney, and welcome to Walmart. Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself.

[oodavidoo]

go fuck yourself

[phixter]

Mesmers... yeah they kinda let the class slipout about,,, some months ago when they released some lore info ooops, anyway now it is official.

[rrrrrobertt]

omg... gamer girl .. beautiful ... I presume u make sandwiches ... MARRY ME !!!

[XlightninX]

Bastion is decent i like the story telling.... its... IMMURSEEV

[VerifyVolatile]

I'm watching this video on chrome... -

I will use this power to defend against the enemies of mankind.

[Mefgar]

Skyrim Multiplayer: Defeats the purpose of it?

[Fierbreth]

Dodger, you should definitely play Bastion when you have the time, it's a great, beautiful game. Judging from the things you tend to notice in games on your videos (specially the Sherlock LP), I think you'd really like it.

[animewarrior16]

I game based on a movie that sucks? Color me surprised

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

Clone Jutsu!

[sebarden]

multiplayer skyrim coz its EPIC helping mates and having a laugh

[LuKusHz]

I was gonna get Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee....

[dimomarg]

Actually, in Skyrim, the ENTIRETY of Tamriel is there. You just can't go to it due to invisible walls. DLC material?

[acenumbah1]

@dimomarg Don't just invent bullshit. I hate when people somehow read "You can see a block jump", but yet what he sees is "You can see a block with freckles, the colour blue jump over what seems to be a circle". Just because you can see the slight outskirts doesn't mean it's there. But yes, it would make sense if they made a small province as DLC. Sorry if I cam off as rude. Bad day.

[dimomarg]

@acenumbah1 technically, it IS all there, you can get to it using noclip. well, the LOD gets smaller and smaller the further you stray from skyrim, but it's all there.

[MonkeyMrMonkey]

Love you dodger

[gabba1gabba1hey]

Bethesda: We want to work on the game we already have and improve it rather than just putting a island of full of quests in our DLC.

thats what patches are for bethesda.

2012, the year where patches will cost money

[Greden85]

@gabba1gabba1hey patches are not DLC

[flipinchicago]

dodger! YOU NEED TO PLAY BASTION. There was a point in the game where I just sat there in awe. Also, the "cutscenes" are amazing. Such a great story!

[TheUncouthNation]

Thumbs up if you think Dodger should play Amnesia the dark decent and do face cam vids with it.

[Starvingpuppies]

@TheUncouthNation she already played it

[TheUncouthNation]

@Starvingpuppies Really? dang I am late. Did she record her playing?

[korterpounder]

Stop talking about skyrim....

[TheHaloManiac25]

@korterpounder Dont really think you're in any position to tell her what to talk about in HER videos. Dumbas.

[TheHaloManiac25]

@TheHaloManiac25 Dumbass*

[thismeinteil]

Bethesda make a MMO? Considering the various glitches all of their single-player games have, I shudder at the thought of all the glitches their MMO would have.

[gtowntreyble]

nerd girls are cool

[Robbuffet]

Correction: Bastion is one of the best downloadable games of the century.

[MyAnkleTheLeprechaun]

If they do co op they should make you and a friend have a co op only save file, that only works with that friend.

[Bajiget]

NEW LEAKED PS4 GAMEPLAY ON MY CHANNEL!!!!

[shitflopgaymershow]

this bitch looks like ellen degeneres or however you spell that dike headed hoe's last name

[kraun124]

Enjoyed the show Dodger! I'm having a blast with Skyrim and hope they continue to take this very specific style of game to the next level. Its the most immersion I've ever felt in a game - the world is alive. (Huge shout out to the GameStation's Street Fighter.)

[msnhao]

Humble Indie Bundle 4 came out too. Better buy it soon cuz the average is going up fast

[TheLivinDead2]

I wants my horse armor.

[SereneSatellites]

@TheLivinDead2 It's far easier to acquire gold in Skyrim than in Oblivion. I'm using horses like I use disposable cell phones.

[ShinobiGarth]

@SereneSatellites they have disposable cell phones now?

[pita2640]

Damn... your beauty is irresistible...

[aamesxdavid]

Remember that time the online co-op ruined the single-player experience in Borderlands?

Yeah, me neither. Can we just drop that excuse, Bethesda?

[Superdingo13]

@aamesxdavid Borderlands is a COMPLETELY different game than Skyrim; Skyrim is much more focused on the single-player, role-playing experience while Borderlands was definitely more fitted to a co-op game in terms of play style and whatnot.

[aamesxdavid]

@Superdingo13 Well, no kidding they're different. The point is that having co-op didn't ruin anything about single-player. And I know Skyrim focused on single-player, but the point is that making it more co-op-friendly doesn't have to kill the single-player experience like Bethesda seems to think it will. After all, I can have some NPC partner follow me on adventures, why not a real friend?

[MrRyansMind]

Mesmers! Yay, I friggin love mesmers!

Skyrim multiplayer would be weird, elderscrolls shoulf really be single player only, having thousands of the hero running around is a bit stupid.

[ctothehegge]

GWAMM in GW1 as mes gonna GWAMM on GW2 as mes

[tripdeezy]

Have I told you I love you, lately?

[AynRebel]

Will you adopt me?

[SirChaosS]

i do not think i have either a positive or negative comment at all about this video. except for some reason, it made me really wanna get my hands on Minecraft so i can play it.

[Karachsingstrue]

Skyrim would make an amazing multiplayer if they could somehow enforce roleplaying like a gestapo officer.

[guibin]

I'm going to mock the kanji on people's cloths

Kind of like people who get kanji tattoos not knowing what it means and says it's their wife/son/daughter's name and it really just says wife/son/daughter in kanji. It's like when people ask me what their English name in Japanese/Chinese is and write them down and they're disappointed when it sounds like a butchered version of their English name and the collection of kanji/katakana doesn't mean anything. Okay run-on and rant over....

[Pedofied]

pff who needs tv when I have dodger and sxephil all the cool kids get there news from them

[winfest2010]

You are epic.. ARHGLARGHBARGHHHMABLERGH!

[Swerdman55]

Skyrim Multiplayer: Less PvP, More Co-op

[PsionicConspiracy]

@Swerdman55 I agree with you in this respect, PvP (and MMOyness) would ruin the gaming experience for me. Co-op is a good idea as i sometimes found my companions/followers inept at times - switching out weapons to suit THEIR playstyle and not mine; getting stuck in doorways that are already opened; and sometimes just disappearing into the blue. If you had a friend whom you trusted i think co-op would be a pretty good asset to the great (albeit buggy) game.

[Erde04]

@Swerdman55 yea i agree on you there multiplayer is mehh... the most that would happen is random as pvp or groups of trolls killing everything that moves. Co-Op = Awesome!

[Yomamax88]

iim bugged too needa start on saint row3

[jonDDA]

1:58 is greatest

[princeofodd]

neutral comment

[n4lf3in]

Nice ! *head up and down*

[OneShotHunt]

My favorite bug in skyrim is when it lags and a mammoth gets shot in the air and falls, hits the ground, and dies =p

[ghostiesays]

@Zuriki09 agreed!!!

[ghostiesays]

Did you know that I watch every single video you upload. Did you know that I get most of my gaming news from your channel? Did you know that I'm coming off as super creepy? GAWD ...ok back to Skyrim. BTW where's the Nintendo news? Zelda? Mario?

[thatwasprettyneat]

Do you keep the background in focus, instead of your face, so people can see what's in the background? That only just occured to me, because it's always been a little frustrating to me when I watch your videos. If so, cool posters! I see something that looks like maybe NYC with the buildings bent out of shape.

[Dixavd]

Also TinTin isn't that bad. It is a kids game with quite an interesting style, antastic animation and control responsiveness. The playtime is extremely short though but the multiplayer area make it a good game for kids that isn't shoddily made or insulting of childrens intelligence. However there are some stupid add ons (like the Kinect/Move area that is pretty bad) which seem like they took away formt he main game and aren't necassary. Check out the Giantbomb gameplay of it, surprisingly ok.

[FragBashers]

you look like my cousin but sound like a girl from my school 0_0

[Dixavd]

Able to bring people into your world on Skyrim would work perfectly. They could have a system that limits the other player from only attacking characters the main person has gotton into a fight with (so the new players can't screw it all up). And the new players could get XP bonuses when in others world or gradually get points that they can use to buy more perks since there is a limit right not of how many perks you can hold and this could continue to instentivise players to do sidequests.

[Skyoats]

Bethesda games usually don't have multiplayer, like Fallout 3

[tweeko86]

you so cute.

[LightningmanFTW]

Someone should make a GIF of you Dodger going "nice"

[Purkinje90]

Protoss is greater than Zerg. Tassadar.

[maluse227]

@Purkinje90 tell that to the Potoss home world *troll face :P

[Purkinje90]

@maluse227 awwww...that's low. Just wait till Legacy of the Void. They'll get their revenge!

[maluse227]

@Purkinje90 maybe but for now we shall live in the HEART OF THE SWARM!!!!!! (i feel like dodger would approve of this conversation)

[Purkinje90]

@maluse227 I was thinking about how when the protoss are ready to wreak havoc on Char, they'll get there and realize that it's just a scab of planet, and anything they do it will make a cooler place to hangout and evolve. O.o (i hope dodger reads this conversation -- and comments! she would make my day if she did!)

[KamenJesse]

I wanted to like the video but my mouse had a different agenda. Sorry Dodger.

[JimmyLazers11]

I wouldn't want co-op in Skyrim..... That stuff is mine to steal and eff up :P

[RudalsMusic]

you really seem to be a very fun, cool person... wish i had friends like you! :]

[Seldszar2004]

Skyrim Coop with difficulty levels maybe ? That would be awesome.

[leblond1111]

In Skyrim, multiplayer questing would be useless, but being able to just 1v1 in an arena would be awesome.

[Mugthraka]

Not necesarly a Multiplayer, but more like a Co Op would really love to play with my little cousin, who liked Oblivion and likes to watch me play Skyrim.

[Mindehouse]

Guild Wars 2 <3

[epilogue7000]

All multiplayer I want is multiplayer style quests, trading, etc.

[woonam]

Bethesda isn't hard working enough to develop MP for Skyrim, they didn't even have the initiative to fix any of their bugs but instead rely on the community to fix their game for them

[yoyozohan]

NEWS UPDATE: The puppy gets up

[Zetimenvec]

I hear the Jontron leaking from your mouththroat.

[kazustarcraft]

DODGER, Y U NO IN HIIMRAWN MODERN WARFARE RAP!?!?!?

[batclone]

Sweet, Bastion rocks

[hugge123456]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA! CHROME FOR BASTION! I couldn't play it because I have a mac... But now I can :D