"Confession" - 2011 Red Bull Cartoon Ad

[hlfnglndmn]

everytime I see this commercial, I think of quarmire from family guy, and just say giggity at the end of this commercial

[GREENPOWERSCIENCE]

Nice

[Lawelini]

~LMAO...One of the loose women, works at the Post Office and believe it or not, her name is "TIFFANY"....

[macad0shu0s]

Too funny!!!

[STPSDARKNESS]

I dont get it and I love this commercial! Sombody please explain it to me?

[BassHeadsProduction]

@STPSDARKNESS are you being sarcastic or retarded?

[STPSDARKNESS]

@BassHeadsProduction Sarcastic. Duh.

[BassHeadsProduction]

@STPSDARKNESS no I think you are honestly confused.

[STPSDARKNESS]

@BassHeadsProduction How do you know I wasnt being sarcastic about being sarcastic?

[Shadowthehedgehog835]

I dont get the commercial...

[bboggs42]

It's a joke people. Of course it isn't realistic, no child got raped.

[KCspur92]

I see the joke, but stereotypes can only go so far before they can be demeaning.

[rosie799051]

It's... a... commercial.... a joke and nothing deeper than that... it's comedy people. Laugh a little, 

[hiyamariah]

@dredful00 that's the exact same reason I'm here hahaha

[ReignWillow]

hahahahaha, oh father

[dredful00]

Whats the joke thats the only reason i came here...

[abalvarez]

@dredful00 The kid was looking for a hussy. So he used the priest's curiosity to find out who they were. Think about it a little. Like psychology... but in reverse. O_o

[EShizzle72]

This is terrible...

[Megtunes]

Rant: List of people not to make fun of: muhslims, Jews, democrats, Why? because of tolerance! Oh, but really stamp on Catholics and that's just fine. Where's the PC Tolerance there? Maybe more Catholics should speak up. Oh they're too busy feeding the hungry and donating money and clothes and food to the poor. They're too busy putting their lives on the line working for the poor in 3rd world countries. Yep, that's equality and tolerance. End of rant! Make my day!

[CrimsonSuccubus]

@Megtunes They make fun of Catholics and such mainly because Catholics and Christians are cool people who know how to take a joke, and realize that companies like Red Bull harbour no actual angst or what have you against the religions. It's purely satirical. They don't think that Catholicism is suddenly bad or what have you. It's just a commercial; meant to be amusing to sell their product. -Shrugs.- I don't do religious arguments over the internet, but I'm just saying that.

[memyself3393]

I think this commercial is offensive but funny.

[Mike11069]

@memyself3393 how is it offensive? (as much as i despise using the word which has become a meaningless banner of political correctness)

[Cwm491]

This was a bit distasteful. C'mon Redbull, it was stupid to cross the religion line.

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

@Cwm491 shut up

[aczom2]

the priest knows more sluts than him? Wow.

[RomaTomatoe]

@aczom2 The idea is that the sluts came to the priest to confess their sins, and thusly he knew about them.

[brb1006]

I never saw a red bull commercial in my area.

[TomyVlogs]

wiiings :D

[islandgurl1797]

i saw a wingless butterfly.

i poured some redbull on it and BOOOOM

it drowned

[parkourip]

didnt know that Red bull is antichristian company. no more RB anymore.

[magdalenka218]

Does anyone has a script/ subtitles for that commercial??

[LCEC999999]

@magdalenka218 Transcript: themediareport[dot]com/mar2011­/red-bull-commercial-confessio­nal.htm

[kennethtaber48]

Let's Review- On Sept. 10. 2010- Meesh grieves the Holy Spirit and I will take her place in hell in 1000- then on April 15, 2011- I defeat the Kingdom of Satan so she would not kill her generation and she is doing what??? I don't think she has the oil to make it more than 100 years.. Oh, whatever... it is what it is...Eternity without Meesh.

[WoohooILoveDolphins]

I like jokes that are funny

[nawaf10soccer]

Red Bull gives you wings! :D

[kenshin777ut]

Pretty crappy

[MrFrodo1066]

ah i get it, kinda funny

[JenniferHill94]

I had to come look at this video online just to look at it again to see what it meant!! Lolz, smh.. For the few who might not get some of it here's a few things.. 1. The women he named have confessed their sins to him. 2. The guy who confessed his sin DID sleep with a loose woman. 3. (kind of part two)-- On the count of he slept with a loose woman, and the priest said 3 names, he has "two new leads".. Meaning two other loose women he hasen't slept with "yet"..

[blacksystem12]

lmao i get it! had to explain it to my friends, he just wanted the names of all the sluts in town! ha

[CodyCorley]

LMAO!!! this commercial made my night xD

Red Bull is incredible!

[glaked23]

#WINNING

[acpsuperfly]

LMAO!!!

[zombiewoundsx]

I dont understand? someone explain it to me

[jonjonamazing]

lmao now priests are going to have pedophiles coming in saying they were molested. they will be like was it me?

[themangakawolf]

i still don't understand y he needed a red bull for that...but it was still funny  :)

[Wolfdrugs]

LMFAO THIS IS AWESOME HAHAHAHA

[deflepnBonJovi4ever]

Hahaha I love this commercial

[XKaylaxKatastropheX]

"Tony" from Skins voices Freddy. <3

[rkab33]

I did understand the joke

but I don't see the funny side of it..

???

[joshgrove1]

i wonder, since the priest said three names why did he only get two new leads? :O

[Waranger5]

@joshgrove1 He already hanged out with one of the three I guess!

[TheSassyPlatypus]

@joshgrove1 assuming he'd alrdy been w/ one of them

[EdExceLee]

@joshgrove1 because he doesn't want to bang a teacher?

[alexicon89]

@joshgrove1 He already knew one of em was a slut.

[latidoeterno]

@alexicon89 the slut in this commercial is the guy.

[MJR1133]

@joshgrove1 cuz one of them was the actual girl that he slept with haha

[endeau]

@joshgrove1 Because he said he'd already been with one

[nduri2]

@joshgrove1 because one of them was the one he was with.

[CodeMastersF1]

@joshgrove1 uhmm... the new teacher is old and ugly?

[SupremeSoleNYC]

@joshgrove1 cuz he already slept with one of the people

[BassHeadsProduction]

@joshgrove1 he had already known about one of them hoes and had slain that shit a while back. 

[massenbewegungsmitte]

@joshgrove1 cause he boinked the teacher, obviously 

[Dumbshows101]

@joshgrove1

near the beginning he mentions that he was already with a loose woman so one of the three mentioned could have been them. :)

[Snowrider4]

@joshgrove1 Because he had already hooked up with one of the 3 girls mentioned.

[NICKREAPER316]

@joshgrove1 Because head already been with one of those loose women.

[NICKREAPER316]

@NICKREAPER316 *he'd

[whitmanwholoveswomen]

@joshgrove1 because he already knew one of them...

[SAMASzero]

@whitmanwholoveswomen In the biblical sense.

Sorry, had to say it. ^_^

[rachillsplace]

@TheMachanga~you are making some really big assumptions that A)all of the people that dislike this are Catholic; B)that I am not Catholic; C)that all of the people that liked this are not Catholic. Oh and another thing IT'S JUST A COMMERCIAL!!!!

[mintzmeet]

wow redbull gone sexual! hahah

[ooMONKEYoo]

@mintzmeet They always have been!!

watch?v=hqCgO7n0a8E&feature=re­lated

[baseballfuture13]

I get it it but one nothing to do with red bull or gaining wings . And the priest names 3 but he says 2new leads.. For those who don't get it he is trying to find a slut to bang lol

[xhillydilly]

@baseballfuture13 One of the leads he probably got from a previous confession, so he got 2 new ones this time

[rachillsplace]

14 people have absolutely no sense of humor; great commercial!

[TheMachanga]

@rachillsplace !4 people are Catholics, such as I, that know that this commercial is A. Completely unrealistic (A confession is anonymous, and the Priest wouldn't know the names of the girls) and B. falsely depicting a sacrament that is very important to us . A commercial involving the religion of Islam would never be dared of being done because of the huge possibility of a violent response. Catholics won't do that. I understand the joke, but I just think it's better to lay off the religion part

[PrincessRainbow99]

why would you need to drink red bull to do that lol

[Pyromanizach]

"I got 2 new leads."

[ggnub100]

How do you people not get it... I got it the first time...

[pirateking888]

How do people have trouble getting the joke? It's pretty obvious >.>;

[ESPsandEmgs]

This joke is SO OLD!!!

[937osubuckeyes]

i dont get it

[blacksystem12]

@937osubuckeyes its not as clear as it should be but i get it....

[Therealgdude01]

OOOHHHHHHH!!!! Now i get it

[silverlight1204]

it took me so long to get this commercial

[Persianking]

the only thing i don't get is why he only has 2 new leads out of the three the priest named off

[SableSymphony]

@Persianking

Well the obvious answer is that they already knew that one of the three was loose.

[TheWawaseeGroup]

There's a short film from 2009 called "The Confession" by Prototype Pictures. It has the same plot and punchline. Did Red Bull plagiarize?

[TheWawaseeGroup]

@TheWawaseeGroup Now, the short and the commercial may be based on old jokes (Or have the same writer), but I'm inclined to think the worst of big businesses and suspect plagiarism.

[MrYotamp]

i saw this ad here on youtube

no, not here in this video

in a different video.

no, not there - upside right...

it was showen before my video had started.

thumbs up if you hate youtube for being such assholes!

[deadsoul666100]

I don't get it?

[pirateking888]

@deadsoul666100

When your balls drop, you'll understand.

[denvera1g1]

i was wondering why redbull didnt upload their commercial, i had to wait a week to see it on TV again and record it through HDMI and all that 10 days before redbull uploaded it

[BeSavagexx]

So my name is Brandy.. and I work at a supermarket...

[pirateking888]

One of the best RB commercials I've seen in a long time. It's actually funny as opposed to their regular ones (the wings joke got old fast).

It also feels like it was written by someone from the early editions of MAD magazine. Gotta love it!

[ZLFProductions]

i don't get it.....

[BlushingMocha741]

Its even funnier because the priest is naming off women who are loose..how does he know. Why is he saying names....

[EdExceLee]

@BlushingMocha741 probably because those loose women confessed to that same priest....

[strikeanywherematchs]

how do they make these commercials multi racial??

[AdamTheTube]

@strikeanywherematchs he answer is... FUCK NO!!!

[zagid06]

surveymonkey . com/s/5PBDHBH Red Bull survey :D

[brendanownsu]

HAHAHAH so great!

[MrSamster911]

i don't get it, will someone explain it to me?

[amoshilel123]

@MrSamster911 he didnt really sin he just wanted names of all the sluts in the town

[greenorange75]

@amoshilel123 OH! Now I get it!

[ggnub100]

@amoshilel123 duh?

[kickaturd2]

@amoshilel123 ohh that was the joke

[KidOnTheNet]

@amoshilel123 naah, I'm gonna guess he slept with angie, the teacher.

[timicd00]

I think this is really funny!!!! Gotta love their sense of humor that comes from everywhere

[that8mystery8kid]

isnt he a faithfull priest

[quadracer786]

hahahaha funny as shit

[yourheroclothes]

lol the 2 people who clicked dislike take religion WAAAAYYYYY too serious 

[monsterenergy713]

That's just bad

[NikolaGnjatovic]

@Hagrid008 ooouuhh  i get it now! HHAHAHAHHAH thanx

[bossrobothobby]

Hehehehe took me a sec but I get it

[vinnieplastic]

i think he just wanted to kno all the loose girls in town

[NikolaGnjatovic]

i dount get it...

[Kirzzin]

"I've been with a loose woman"

[dessanova99]

lol.... wow

[TorinGlasenapp]

FIRST...

what does this have to do with redbull?