Bo Burnham - What's Funny (Audio With Download!) Live

[WiiMan373]

15 people just didn't think this was funny.

[JocastiaTheGreat]

Marry me bo burnham. My vagina is saved for you.

[MajorMab]

I was halfly singing this and someone yelled at me saying "You're mom is funny!"

I said back,

"You're life is funny.."

[Fiftee1Fiftee]

@MajorMab I was somewhat reading your comment when I suddenly realized that you can't use proper English! You're is a contraction for 'You are' which is incorrect in your comment. You're* looking for your*.

[Raisume24]

and put your vibrators to cellphone mode. xD

[DarkWolf178]

@Raisume24 i read this right as he said it xD

[deke2323]

@DarkWolf178 lol same here

[WiiMan373]

So it's nice to thing about hand dryers and not that cheating whore.

[myFRIENDisAunicorn]

noam chomsky wearing a strap on..

[AppleJaxs22]

What's funny? Why, you are :3

[Novur]

Drew a few smiles, but not really very funny.

[MsBobeesha]

@Novur cool dude.

[PerfectXXIllusion]

What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What'sfunnywhat'sfunnywhat'sfu­nny?!

[spotlightsista]

@PerfectXXIllusion TOURETTES.

[superzeldadude]

... who is gnome chompski,,,,?

[annalizardfell]

@superzeldadude Noam Chomsky's an author/philosopher

[FEARxTHExWOLF]

@superzeldadude Well Gnome Chompski is a prize at the shooting gallery in the Dead Carnival chapter of Left 4 Dead 2.

[pwnapoluzastudios]

@FEARxTHExWOLF Wrong person.

[ZeroManZX]

@pwnapoluzastudios

I've heard it both ways.

[blackm00n5]

@ZeroManZX Tell me you're a psych fan? -loves when Shawn says that-

ANYWAY

Bo Burnham, I want to marry you.

[TheChillReeferMan]

what's funny? TURRETS

[IMGOOD52]

LOL

[neroxtreme1380]

I really hate to see how cynical success has made Bo. If you listen to "Art is Dead" it's clear that he feels like he doesn't deserve all the accolades he gets, but he does it anyway and makes money and hates himself for it because he feels like it's not pure anymore. That's why the new stuff is so damn dark. He's trying his best to let that out in a healthy way, but it's a deep, deep issue so it just comes out as some of the blackest humor I've ever heard.

[marchingbandswag]

@neroxtreme1380 I agree... it's sad. He has so much talent and he actually deserves the things he's gotten, unlike so much of the entertainment industry, and yet, he's also so smart that he can see the black hole that art has become-- if you can call pop culture art, and it's not-- and I don't entirely know how I feel about it because I love his music and how real it is now but at the same time... its truth is painful. Paris Hilton doesn't deserve accolades. He does.

[DrCrazykidd15]

"and I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough TO FUCK ME!"

[Microtweet]

Lawl, I was bored one day so I went on netflix and clicked on the one with words,words,words....... This is what I have come to. ;)

[SegaSatern]

i think bo hates himself

[allisonfig18]

Did anyone get "Gay Pop Singer" as their featured video? Coincidence? XD

[Beatfreak34]

Slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection lmfao

[foyter11x]

tourettes!!

[475asdf]

first time i heard "solipsistic coma" used in a comedy act

[280DontHate]

@therainbownerds It's Tank you

[nismoelitedrama]

I walk into the show it goes a bit like this joke... Exactly

[kandixraver626]

What up jamaal

[MrJdjtr]

<3

[MCKennaZakaria]

Freakin funny but not as funny as Stephen lynch

[SoraTheEchidna]

That thing about masturbating cant be true. DO YOU SEE HOW MANY CHICKS COMMENT ON THESE VIDS CALLING YOU CUTE?! unless theyre a dude.... 0__o

[nack287]

@SoraTheEchidna Rule 698: Every girl on the internet is a man. (Note to self use less colons today)

[OmnisentGeorge]

The wonder years - Came out swinging? anyone else catch that? i cant figure it out

[TheRainbowNerds]

Herro. I am heeaa to comprain about the Chinese accent. You should rearry stop prease. Thank you _

[Tylorlol]

like if you know all the words :)

[TheLovelyRussians]

We know the lyrics guys.. we dont need you to repost them in the comment section :)

[Shad0wb4ll]

slap em with a rock hard misderection

[Poultryhole]

Then just do

a Chinese accent

'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent.

[emurphy66]

lol while staring at the words on bo's face I realized ns are mirrored and flipped us, same with hs ab

[qwertpoo1]

i have a black friend... and i call him jamal...

[karpinskijd]

TOURETTES.

[marchingbandswag]

I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.... hahahahahaha I laughed forever.

[livelaughhate1]

He is Fuuuckkkking amazing!! *.*

[pplinmypocket]

2:40 to 3:45 pretty much sums my life in a nutshell lol

[TheLovelyRussians]

@pplinmypocket Im sorry.. haha :/

[kykyfu]

@pplinmypocket so does that mean your wife is a man and you have to masturbate all the time because your the only one with low enough standards to fuck yourself?? lol jp tho man, that would suck.

[TheAlchemist7771]

@pplinmypocket your not alone broseph. except I don't have a wife, just a girlfriend who has a weird fetish. she dresses up like herself and acts like a total fucking bitch.

shit you not.

[littlenathan7]

me:hey mom im gonna do your chinese acsent

mom:what did you just say

me:um..love u bye(runs out of house)

[Frankcastle522]

Actually that is how Hitler rose to power.

[SeventyBillionAndOne]

I'd fuck him x10.

[samsledje]

Nobody truly dislikes this video. 13 people disliked this so that they could make an attempt at a funny joke about the people who disliked this video.

[domomomo1]

the pic reminds me of the social network :D

[SailaCullen101]

Its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore! LOL

[n9ljx]

<33

[karanicolexoxo]

put your cellphones to vibrate, and put your vibrators to cellphone mode..

[froggyparty96]

Bo's funny.

[TheSoigo]

Hey Ho Hey Ho and that's basically how Hitler rose to power.

[TheVapuuR]

haha noam chomsky. hes so old and ewwwwww! not a good visual

[AmericanAirsoft100]

well tourettes is quite funny :|

[DekugaLyon]

13 people don't laugh at the chinese accent.

[miranda116]

It's kinda scary how much i love this man...

[heddsick305]

i'm friends with a white guy named steve, and i've got people calling him jamal....

[CataFREAK74]

Happy Offensive Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!

[bubbleboss1022]

But... Bo said that if we torrent any part of his album we'll get AIDS.

[christiantappmusic]

if you look above the first words it says nazis randomly

[povavato]

@christiantappmusic win

[Jbob98onroblox]

damnit... i was going to send this to my school for a project but he used too many naughty things for my school >_>

[DrakesKAKES]

I just think he's a douche

[gleetard0104]

@DrakesKAKES S T F U !

[A7XHauntFan4]

@DrakesKAKES well then you just suck

[saturdaysais]

@DrakesKAKES Hes been told that before. Youre the reason why he loves what he does. Thanks for the commentary that nobody really cares about... Something makes me think the only reason why you said this was for that little attention off everybody calling you a douche. and saying you suck. 

[BittersweetRoyalty13]

I love when he says "Oh My God" and does that pretentious laugh. It's amazing ;D

[DrakesKAKES]

Hes such an amazing writer but his delivery is so terrible.

[teachmehowtozombie]

oh my god. yes i have. ha ha ha. 

[narutoorinu33015]

what's funny, what's funny, what's funny? ummm.... you? like a lot? and who's hot, who's really hot? it's you. yay.

[Skater12Girl]

l0l0l0l good song

[TheMomboCombo]

Bo: What up Jumal

Jumal: For the last time it's steve!

Bo: Please, here's my wallet, don't hurt me!

[xsbsp]

@TheMomboCombo it's spelled "Jamal"

[TheMomboCombo]

@xsbsp I have friends spelled that way, its just uncommon

[MrWingsfan13]

I love Bo, he can do quirky stuff and then he does things like this or rant or art is dead that are just so bitter and cynical, while still being hilarious.

Bo's a fucking genius.

[336forlife]

He is so fucking clever, jesus he is fucking hilarious.

[xxxNina1]

@EpicPandaBear1 euhm when bo preformed this song for his comedy central special he wasn't even 18 so i don't think he had a wife a daughter and a gay son back then and he still doesn't have those now

[quentinpatterson]

0:58 someone is really excited to turn their cell phone down.

[xXCoUnTeRxStRiKeXx]

@gagexavier89 WHOOP WHOOP MOTHAFUCKA!!! 

[Itsraininbutterflies]

So I just call him Jamal...even though his name is Steve.

[GraffitiNewcomer]

666 likes!

lets make it 667 now... haha

[EpicPandaBear1]

ummmmm bo just wow u need help. Because no human should be That funny ;.; and u prob just broke 30 girl's hearts with the wife comment ROFL

[xsbsp]

@gagexavier89 cuz the like thing is green and the dislike thing is red..... duh.

[theendinggame]

this is funny for sure

[Loopykid123456]

What up Jamal?

[MrArmy151]

funny as hell

[blazethru]

@gagexavier89 hes making fun of a middle aged man....

[xsbsp]

my friend disliked this video because hes colorblind................

[Marylandterps27]

@gagexavier89 he does that for it to be funny hes not really married

[KaptainKwasnik]

vibrators to cell phone mode.. lol

[midnightmoons15]

@gagexavier89 no he's not he's 19...he was only saying that in the song, he's not really married :P

[XxHOTSTUFFFxX]

if I was gay i would seriously blow him

[MainxStreamxDaydream]

love him lmfao

[TheSillyman1]

@ IcyJ314 but its not named lolz its in my favorits

[Immabirdie]

Psh, i'd marry him!

[TheTechnoTurtle]

I bet he gets SO much sex

[rabidbunnies2]

@TheTechnoTurtle who? bo or noam chomsky with his strap-on?

[shesawildflowerr]

@TheTechnoTurtle i would do him. ;D

[TheTechnoTurtle]

@shesawildflowerr Yes, no doubt. I just get this feeling that he's into masochism.

[F3artheR3ap3r]

@TheTechnoTurtle from his right hand...

[336forlife]

@F3artheR3ap3r Nope.

[bubbley9112]

@TheTechnoTurtle Yep. From his girlfriend.

[KimsonFYI]

@TheTechnoTurtle

You think he gets sex because of a song?

This is exactly what he talks about in his song "Art is dead"

People just presume that, because music has adapted to that,

It makes me sick.

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

@KimsonFYI Shut the fuck up, It's because he is clever and fucking hilarious. Art is dead is about MONEY AND SELLING OUT from being a celebrity you obviously didn't understand his song.

[MiRaNdAlOvE0]

yay

[strawberryicemint]

I'd do him.

[baleighgurl]

Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this...joke

*silence*

exactly!

[pbfloyd13]

...TOURETTES!!!!!!!!!!...

[TheSillyman1]

why does the end of the url say lolz



[IcyJ314]

@TheSillyman1 because your in a playlist we're not.

[TeamJuggalo4Life]

Current 9 dislikes- Shakespeare, Noam Chomsky, his wife, son, daughter, and life, Hitler, an Asian comic and his mother. Future dislikes- His black friend, A radical feminist, a jewish person, and Judas

[RubyFlash321]

@TeamJuggalo4Life 10 dislikes, obviously the 10th person has tourettes.

[MirandaWinn]

@TeamJuggalo4Life Sorry, just noticed your user. Whoop Whoop, that was great :)

[xXCoUnTeRxStRiKeXx]

@TeamJuggalo4Life WHOOP WHOOP!!!!

[besthubiintheworld1]

@TeamJuggalo4Life make that 11 :(!!

[meaganime13]

@TeamJuggalo4Life Gnome* chompsky :D

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

Is he the one who says tourettes? And is 'tourettes' even a word because everything that has spell check on it tell me Im spelling it wrong. Awkward.

[Tasmanianrock]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY he is i watched the one on netflix

[KaptainKwasnik]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY tourettes is a disease

[MJmuthafuka]

wats funny hopefully this *FART

[NaruHina1117]

I'm color blind and can't see the like or dislike bar. 552>9 I can see though.

[22ofcourse]

funniest thing ever I love it it's hilarious

[MEGADETHFAN019384]

I like turtles

[boondox91]

this is my favorite Comedian and yes the one about netflix Now im addicted :)

[DeadpoolGO]

"Maybe when I was a baby I'd laugh at people jingling keys, Now I'm older, and bolder and I just get because I notice the keys are to a Hummer. FML"

[bboydeco13]

TURRETS!!!

[pledenceway]

The dislikes from this video are nomb chompsky and his strap on

[llamamuffinpanda95]

I heard a version where he said Stephen Hawking instead of Noam Chomsky

I didn't like it as much

[ischjim311]

Nice to think about hand dryers instead of the cheating whore.. lol



[802folife]

@ischjim311 as I scrolled down throught the comments, that line came up when I read your comment. blew my mind.

[allychica18]

ID MARRY YOU BO!!!!!

[Damiensgotducktape]

5/8th of those dislakes are hisss wife, gay son, daughter.....steve...ANDDDD his life :D love ya bo!

[XxTheMedicxX99]

the 8 dislikes are his wife,son,daughter,life,his doggy,his unborn child,shakespear,Mario

[hippiesoxfan5]

@XxTheMedicxX99 Everyone know Mario's a technophobe...

[ajnbucks1010]

The 8 dislikes are from people who maturbate..

[Kijar333]

@ajnbucks1010 So are the 495 likes...

[DeamonsAngel]

@Kijar333 ... And you know how this how?

[grodskins]

i am the only one whos standards are low enought to fuck me...

[itsdre9x9]

Anyone else would go gay for Bo? I believe I already have.

[pokamonmaster1997]

@itsdre9x9 im gay and i always had a fantasy where me and bo make passionate love on the beach at sunset.....

[XxSouthernBoy4lifexX]

I hate people who write exactly what the fuck was in the video/audio. I can hear I'm not deaf.

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS

[MissyB8187]

Stuck in my head for days!!

[zombehthug]

they should really fix the hand dryers

[CTC4LIF3]

And my friend is black but i dnt know wat to call him.....so i call him "what up jamal"...even though his name is steve

[jdecoste12]

fuckin best song ever

[sweetsour323232]

I would fuck you Bo..and I want your babies..I do..-3

[CTC4LIF3]

@sweetsour323232 hes keeping them lol

[redsoxfan3418]

@sweetsour323232 He's keeping them.

[Breemusicaddict1]

I'm slowly slipping into a solomsystic coma and I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me.

....hmmm....not true bo....not true.

[TheDanrox110]

show goes a little like this:

joke

*pause*

exactly

[pledenceway]

Tourettes is were u scream cuswords randomly

[hollowice999]

@pledenceway thats nto necessarily true. its a reaction that a person has that they have no control over. its often portrayed as swearing but it could be an eye twitch or a jaw drop or something thats not very noticeable

[XCrappyPappyX]

@pledenceway

Actually tourette's is where you have uncontrollable outbursts. Anything as quiet as repeatedly stamping your foot, snapping your fingers in a certain rhythm, or in extreme cases yelling swear words.