Evidently someone pulled this off. It really is too bad we have lost our sense of humor in this country. I respect ESRI and the software is great, but there alwys seems issues and a small parody was certainly a way for some of us to relieve our stress. Too bad, so sad.
Regardless of who is responsible for this piece it IS GREAT! This is how I've felt for the last 5 years or more. If only I didn't understand German....
Send Jack a consulting invoice-you nailed it. Making a GUI of Arc is a work in progress, and doing it a profile in bloat, Tech support is inconsistent. And the days where ESRI dictated to users and developers are days past. Pre Google days past. Redlands is already aware they could easily become Kodak, a film company in a digital imaging world, or a metal detector looking for plastic explosives. Better wake up and better serve all of us, users and developers and business partners alike.
I was trying to import a vrml file as 3d symbology in arc 9.2. ESRI help said it wasnt possible , I figured it out and it worked anyway. My experience is the tech support doesnt even use ARC
Well in all fairness the 3D features are a newer thing in Arc that that most people probably don't use. ESRI has some great tools and also some absurdly stupid issues(names longer than 12 chars, stability,etc)
perhaps this, annotations over the movie Downfall, is the internet version of a still life painting. I like the version where the Giants win the Super Bowl (Eli Manning??) and Tebow Returns.
And how f*ing dare anyone out there make fun of ESRI, after all its been through....What you dont realize is that ESRI is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it...LEAVE ESRI ALONE! You are lucky it even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE ESRI ALONE!..Please. Anyone that has a problem with ESRI, you deal with me, because it is not well right now!
I love when the woman comforts her friend regarding VBA being useful for excel!! Definitely one of the funniest things I've seen this year... All our County GIS Analysts got an email about this yesterday! :)
Your Video Adolf Hitler Furious at ESRI Software Is Very Useful Sharing
imegatrone 4 weeks ago
nazi sagt man zu denn arschloechern
waqas14ist 2 months ago
2:57 epic!
Rumdabbadoh 3 months ago
I'm pretty sure I woke my son up laughing at "Don't worry, knowing VBA is still useful for programming Excel."
Jason28079 6 months ago
Evidently someone pulled this off. It really is too bad we have lost our sense of humor in this country. I respect ESRI and the software is great, but there alwys seems issues and a small parody was certainly a way for some of us to relieve our stress. Too bad, so sad.
cfescr 6 months ago
Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I have seen in years. This is freaking Academy Award winning material, thank you for making my week!
cfescr 7 months ago
I can't stop laughing...!!!! :)))))
MARIANISTRATE 1 year ago
This should be sent out on all the ArcUser group listservs
neocartography 1 year ago
Regardless of who is responsible for this piece it IS GREAT! This is how I've felt for the last 5 years or more. If only I didn't understand German....
CVRoadMapper 1 year ago
sadly this video is only half as funny, if you speak german, cause what they are actually saying does of course not suit with the subtitle^^
SmokeyBud 1 year ago
meh. sounds like what it is. A bloke too old to get with the times...
Silvern1 1 year ago
Anyone know the maximum shapefile / feature class that can be run in geoprocessing?
BlueVio 1 year ago
I'll be at the Developer Conference. I really hope they play this there. This is instant classic for all of us ESRI developers.
ramgarden 1 year ago
hahaha... yess..should play in next UC...
petbone 1 year ago
LOL Too funny.
MikeR40 2 years ago
Der Untergang, great movie!
meinLiebsterFeind 2 years ago
hahahaha!! this is funny!
my friends GIS addict should love it.
marhensa 2 years ago
This is fantastic! Bravo!
jmorela1 2 years ago
Send Jack a consulting invoice-you nailed it. Making a GUI of Arc is a work in progress, and doing it a profile in bloat, Tech support is inconsistent. And the days where ESRI dictated to users and developers are days past. Pre Google days past. Redlands is already aware they could easily become Kodak, a film company in a digital imaging world, or a metal detector looking for plastic explosives. Better wake up and better serve all of us, users and developers and business partners alike.
BizGISBoy 2 years ago
This is flippin hillarious! They should play this at the next UC
SebDaddy 2 years ago
I would so come work with you guys. Need a geologist/GIS nerd on board???
idahobeachbum 2 years ago
actually the ESRI help is excellent. still a funny video though!
taoid69 2 years ago
@taoid69
I was trying to import a vrml file as 3d symbology in arc 9.2. ESRI help said it wasnt possible , I figured it out and it worked anyway. My experience is the tech support doesnt even use ARC
keithlegg 2 years ago
@keithlegg Damn, we have a great support team down in Broomfield Colorado. I have heard some tech support is sucky
taoid69 2 years ago
@taoid69
Well in all fairness the 3D features are a newer thing in Arc that that most people probably don't use. ESRI has some great tools and also some absurdly stupid issues(names longer than 12 chars, stability,etc)
keithlegg 2 years ago
Bloat is the same in German, lol.
tomsriv 2 years ago
Nah, he's saying Blut, which means blood in German.
noodles91380 2 years ago
"The feature classes, all of them seem to have been corrupted", sounds familiar!
jesuspisto 2 years ago
Ha!!!! "Don't worry, knowing VBA is still useful for programming Excel"
twowheeler1300 2 years ago 14
meh
hostillicus 2 years ago
LMAO GIS humour.. oh gawd.. whata becoming of me..
alexchiu 2 years ago 2
That is hilarious!!
jsuneson 2 years ago
Pretty geeky, but still, hilarious!
themanwhosmokedthewo 2 years ago 2
Too bad Jack Dangermond's initial response to this will never be posted to YouTube.
borbetomagus 2 years ago 2
We were doing this shit back in 96!
jeller2743 2 years ago 2
Astoundingly funny!
gridiron62 2 years ago
As a GISP and ArcInfo (ARC/INFO) user since Workstation 6.0, this cracks me up.
Thanks for posting!
GISChimp 2 years ago
This a pretty famous internet meme. However I never thought to bash ESRI with it. Genius!
EarthTrauma 2 years ago
Awesome.
sw0rd0fadvers1ty 2 years ago
perhaps this, annotations over the movie Downfall, is the internet version of a still life painting. I like the version where the Giants win the Super Bowl (Eli Manning??) and Tebow Returns.
DashPotato 2 years ago
Brilliant
chrisquick123451966 2 years ago
This is very bizarre, and very funny. I don't know how you got the idea, but it's really...sort of inspired!
garhance 2 years ago
Fantastic creativity! I am going to share it with my German colleague (GIS Analyst too:-)))
wusunpai 2 years ago
I give the Creator 10 Stars for creativity. Calm down Smelly, don't u see humor and frustration behind this.
What makes this funny is the truth in this story.
onearmgeek 2 years ago
@onearmgeek this clip from Valkyrie is a popular youtube meme
leif81 2 years ago
And how f*ing dare anyone out there make fun of ESRI, after all its been through....What you dont realize is that ESRI is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about it...LEAVE ESRI ALONE! You are lucky it even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE ESRI ALONE!..Please. Anyone that has a problem with ESRI, you deal with me, because it is not well right now!
SmellyTubeWorm 2 years ago
@SmellyTubeWorm you got to make of this! lol.
hugoestr 2 years ago
We need to find a young woman, fresh out of community college ;)
SmellyTubeWorm 2 years ago
I know the incompetent contractor who lost the Russian front using an ESRI template.
NolaStat 2 years ago 2
Whoever put this together, you just made my day! I hope Jack has enough sense of humor to enjoy it.
Many Thanks!
BernadetteRTI 2 years ago
Bravo! 2:56 thru 3:08 was really worth the wait!
dvdmike1968 2 years ago
lmfao. Well done sir
wiskers69 2 years ago
Too funny... And all too easy!
kcreming 2 years ago
fantastic piece of work.
buddhatown 2 years ago
I love when the woman comforts her friend regarding VBA being useful for excel!! Definitely one of the funniest things I've seen this year... All our County GIS Analysts got an email about this yesterday! :)
klarson27 2 years ago 2
Bravo!
ckchappell 2 years ago
genius!
geobabbler 2 years ago
Wow! Brilliant! Really nicely done and soooo funny. Thank you !
starkdna 2 years ago
The funniest thing I've seen all year! I laughed so hard I think I peed my pants.
cathhansen 2 years ago
Did someone record me at work?
mechafish 2 years ago 7
Brilliant!
gis72 2 years ago
So awesome, thank you!
Markohands 2 years ago
aaahhahahaah, this is my favorite of the Hitler rant meme yet!
spirituscanis 2 years ago
you sir, are a god
gistodd 2 years ago 2
The real credit goes to Phil. He's the one that put it all together.
lukewrogers 2 years ago
lol
andreasft 2 years ago
its funny cos its true!
chipmastermorris 2 years ago