Never Mind The Buzzcocks S21E03 (Part 1)

[towliehasnoidea]

Give dappy his due, he has just been terrored and jjust accepted it

[ellnic]

how cringy is dappy really....

[iPixelen]

Simon still looks sexy in Dappy's hat.

[IrishCreamerLDN]

Why are there so many suggested videos about looking at breasts

[Theechosen1from1993]

@IrishCreamerLDN

well fearne cotton's a bit of a tit, but apart from that you may have just made the most empty comment i've ever seen.

[zudthespud]

"I went to school with phil collins. Yeah he's pretty good isn't he?"

*Deathly silence*

hahaha

[CHEESYAWESOMESTUFF]

Dappy sucks ass

[Yepper307]

It's just not the same without Sir Bailey

[fuzylittlebastard]

@Yepper307 but its hilarious with lord fielding

[HeavenlyValo]

@Yepper307 ITs better with Noel!

[welshchicklovsmya]

he looks adorable anyway xx

[kawaiichico]

simon looks adorable in that hat XDD

[HeavenlyValo]

15 yrs sobriety doesn't warrant applause? What a shit audience!

[chodiestchode]

@HeavenlyValo I can't believe they don't clap for that but they clap for dappy's hat.

[SwingRiots]

How can it be that Cheggers DOESN'T come across as the biggest arse in the room?

[stacey0948]

how old is noal fielding now?

[Alexdurrant7]

@stacey0948 38 I believe

[stacey0948]

@Alexdurrant7 okes thanks :) ive been asking for ages at least someone answers :)

[ArcaneFaith]

What do you call a woman with two cunts??

N Dubz

[ComptGeorges]

What did Simon said at 6:44? ''Andy from...''??

[AncientJoystick2]

@ComptGeorges He said "Kenzie from Blazing Squad"

[haylzRAWR]

Dappy looks like a twat

[hlcooper]

haha i have actually been to the pencil museum major lols

[bekfry2]

Dappy's is an embarrassment to the human race.

[ToadsMGodes]

poor dappy, he can't help the fact that he's a cunt

[TPH250290]

Oh and of course the obsession with the NME cool list. Jeez.

[TPH250290]

Such poor guests on this episode, for me this was where Buzzcocks started going downhill. Chegwin was a bit funny and Dappy's stupidity saved the show.

Rich Whatshisface shouldn't be called a comedian and Battenberg woman is so dull.

[lordofvampirefaith]

Bill bailey's practically disappeared....

[sallyrhiannon]

oh jesus...dappy...is is really worth watching this?? ahh its got noel in it....i'll manage!!

[WalterLiddy]

Was there even an audience present? I've never seen so many pleas for applause just fail. Dead silence.

[jettison27]

SImon looks hot this episode... :)

[MrAloo14]

funny how ignarount ppl are dappy and ndubz are millionaires from the own indapendant work so all the know how at a young shows how smart he really is and how stupid of you people for judging him

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

@MrAloo14 Sorry, did you just say Dappy was smart? Yeah, because we're the stupid ones

[TheToddy30]

@MrAloo14 So what his still a cock sucker, money don't take that away

[CheeseLand12345]

Its funny because Dappy is actually really intelligent (':

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

@CheeseLand12345 How do you know this? Russell Brand is an example of someone who seems dim but is REALLY intelligent, Dappy is not :L

[EnvyPiecesOfRainbow]

@CheeseLand12345 not really

[forshizzlemywizzle]

I like that Dappy seems like a very unintelligent person, and yet he's being quite nice and sporting here, I like Dappy so far. Chontelle should have married Dappy instead of that dick Preston.

[psycodollkiller666]

@forshizzlemywizzle No one should be put through the torture of marrying Preston...

[psycodollkiller666]

He just put a cross on a jew....LAWL.

[phantomsonlylove]

@psycodollkiller666 i was just thinking that, i was like, "eerrrmmm, is that really a good idea???"

[MrCorkBoard]

This has to be my favourite episode ever! Love Rich Fulcher! thanks for the upload, as I don't live in the UK!

[dimlop10]

@MrCorkBoard I'm assuming you're from Ireland

[georgiaisquiteweird]

BOB FOSSIL. KING OF ZOO

[thesplashingpebbles]

YOU GOTTA LOVE RICH

[ToadsMGodes]

BOBBY BOB-BOB! KING OF THE DONUT PEOPLE!!

[JohNNyBcOoL17]

i love this show and all an im not a dappy fan think hes a dick on the other shows but on this if he filled in the last minute then credit to em, he threw simon one of his hats.......tht was nice of em...........il applaud em for them 2 points..noels still a ledgend though:D

[BrightEyedAthena]

Say what you will about Dappy, he may be a ditz but you can't deny that he is a seriously entertaining guest. Every episode he's in it's hilarious to watch and see what bizarre stuff he says and does- he's probably one of the more amusing guests on this show, even if it is for all the wrong reasons.

Also, I am constantly finding myself distracted by how gorgeous Simon is :-)

[bensonandkate]

@omganya I think its because julian is too shy

[verydirtyflow]

i remember watching this thinking that nobody idiot dappy ain't gonna go anywhere. stlll think i'm right and millions of others are wrong

[captainjacksparrowxo]

dappy is a fucking dick

[jjammmees]

@captainjacksparrowxo That's your opinion

[KISSnum1]

i vote that this series we get julian and rich on noel's team, with mike fielding guest hosting

[thornysubject]

@KISSnum1 hear! hear! 

[ArcherOi]

Am I wrong when I hear Simon call it the "Enemy Call List(?)" because I've googled it and I can't seem to find what he's talking about... can someone enlighten this confused American?

[ILoveAnyoneButYou]

@ArcherOi

What Simon actually said was "the NME 'Cool List'". NME is a magazine primarily about music, but also has a lot of general culture stuff in there too, and once a year they do a list of people they think are "cool". HTH!

[ArcherOi]

@ILoveAnyoneButYou

Oh! Well gosh that makes much more sense, thanks for clearing that up! <3

[B1GS1V]

2:57 Does Dappy just keep a spare hat in his underwear at all times or something?

[respecttheart]

its just not the same without amstell..

[dragonforce525]

Did that guy Dappy win a competition or something?

Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that they're letting people with brain damage on panel shows, but maybe they shouldn't mike them up.

[26wordy]

affect directly, directly affect, what's the difference.

[MegaAnesha]

Is it wrong for me to be in love with Simon? Aww, he's just too darn funny!

[kamarrabaksh]

I wish there were more with both Noel and Simon! It'd also be great if they had someone from either The Strokes or Arctic Monkeys on.

[tinysolodancer56]

@kamarrabaksh YES. OH MY GOD YES. Can you imagine how awkward Julian Casablancas would be on here? It would beautiful.

[kamarrabaksh]

@tinysolodancer56 haha i know! I love him! Him in the intros round would be.... surreal.

[aDustBowlDance]

@kamarrabaksh Never has a comment been so perfect.

[Musicandstuff1000]

@kamarrabaksh The exact thought I had the other day :L

[rejectedchik89]

@kamarrabaksh I AGREE! I'm specifically watching series 21 right now because Simon and Noel and both there, and I love them to pieces!

[MorphineSmile]

Rich Fulcher! <3

[zenqimaster]

When I first saw this episode when it first went out on TV, I thought Dappy was a hoax.

I genuinely thought he was acting. Shame he was genuine.

[sexybacklemon]

HA! I just realised its called NME COOL list, since I'm not an NME reader and apparently can't hear, I've always thought it was called NME CALL list. Like, they might put their adresses in so other cool people could call them! Idiot.

[sexybacklemon]

oh god dappy i hate you so much

[greenincywincyspider]

Dappy is a twat

[rac95rac]

RICH FULCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <3

[Fab4Sunrises]

@ClaireAndKola Wouldn't that be an A+ ?

Or do you mean A* as in the A* in M*A*S*H* ?

[jackchrisevans]

10 seconds between two awkward pauses 7:46 and 7:56

[PunkymickBlah]

i kinda dislike this dappy dude

[123dandan96]

does dappy just not get warm or something?? he has a hat and a massive coat on :P

[Doodleallie]

dappy is just dim :L

[FaerieDust]

Ok, so, thing is, Dappy seems pretty much like the definition of "dumb", yeah? But he seems nice (as in, not an arse), so it's not all bad... Like, he can't help being stupid, but at least he's not mean, you know? I mean, I still feel kind of embarrassed whenever he says something, but if you're going to be the village idiot, at least be a nice, non-arse village idiot, right? :P

[TheHewhodareswins]

@FaerieDust he was alright in this and with dermot o leary but his 3rd apperance he was complete tosser.

[childofanew]

@PhiMine Sorry about that comment, I was having a really bad day. There was absolutely no reason for me to comment like that, so my apologies to you.

[MaggieCredits]

I love the smoothness with which Simon catches and quickly disposes of the "Dappy hat". Not that you can blame him, when Dappy is producing it it looks like he's pulling it out of his ass.

[childofanew]

@PhiMine Wouldn't it be, "directly affect" instead of "affect directly?"

I mean, you're talking about poor grammar......I just assumed you'd be able to spot your own switch around....

[PhiMine]

@childofanew I was talking about mispelled words, but yeah, thanks for the advice.

[konrTF]

@PhiMine Spelling isn't grammar you spastic.

[PhiMine]

@konrTF I know, it's orthography.

[jo123phoebe]

@konrTF Jeez, have some respect! @PhilMine has been kind enough to upload all these videos so you can watch them, the least you can do is be polite.

[beautifulleah]

@konrTF And "spastic" isn't an insult, it's a tragedy. Gee, and you're a Korn fan? I thought they were less racist and offensive, considering the subjects of their songs, but clearly I was wrong. What about a f*ing "thank you" to PhiMine?

You may know grammar, but education and politeness? Meh.

[konrTF]

@beautifulleah Spastic is an insult because I'm using it in that context. And no, learn to read. My name is konrTF not kornTF. Also you can't 'know grammar' or 'know education'. You're an idiot too.

[beautifulleah]

@konrTF So, I'll repeat myself (since yours wasn't an answer, just a squirmy excuse), do you think "spastic" is a legit insult depending on the context? Wow, I'm back to third grade.

And why all of this rage? Are you gonna end up shooting someone with your BIG guns? It's all oh-so-freudian, my dear.

Also, I'm not english, so take your amazing grammar and your patronizing attitude and shove them up your ass 'cause noone needs a grammar nazi ruining insulting everyone. Cheers, frustrato di merda.

[konrTF]

@beautifulleah Anything used in context can be used as an insult. You can't take subjective things like your own opinion and force it as a reasoning as to why something isn't something. I'm not raging nor am I going to shoot anyone with anything. I don't care if you're English or not because that doesn't make you less/more of an idiot.

[catthtlndsonback]

@konrTF spastic isn't an insult you adjective

[btucci10]

"I think that if you buy into something like a Cool List, ehh, you're not that cool."

Brilliant.

[Speakersoxx]

Im pretty sure Snoop Dog has the world record for Highest Ever Gig.

[fjdksla243]

i cant stop watching these, it's an internet marathon for myself

[1rishShaman]

Man, Dappy and some of his fans seem to take the whole Brick in the Wall song seriously...

[celinapaz1251]

I fucking love the way Rich Fulcher talks. Even if what he's saying isn't necessarily funny, it's still hilarious because of the way he sounds.

[omganya]

why hasn't julian barratt been a guest on this yet?

[KISSnum1]

@omganya i imagine all of julian's free time is spent sitting by a fire listening to some jazz

[kar88lina]

@omganya that's a bloody good question!!

[MinaEve91]

@omganya That would be amazing! Unfortunately he doesn't make a habit of appearing on panel shows :( Julian, Noel & Rich on a team would be the best show ever!

[charlotteBraillie]

@omganya

Is it ... because he doesn't talk ?

[Sage395]

@omganya Spying on Mrs Gidian.

[ToadsMGodes]

@omganya Hes a little shy I think

[mikeymandem]

@omganya he doesnt want to

[moo6495]

@omganya Because Julian's really shy, he hates even doing interviews, and I think it'd be even worse with an audience and Simon making fun of him. I know what you mean though, I'd love Julian to be on the show :)

[KISSnum1]

@omganya because he could only answer jazz-related questions

[molkolover100]

love noel <3

[ukpakiigyal786]

first of its fukin not fukign and yea its not the offical dappy hat but it only became famous when dappy started to wear it and yes i do have manners but for people who give manners and im not arguaing im giving my opinion/point in a strong view which alot of you disagree on so im defending myself

[sbtech01]

Will someone please explain to me why people seem to dislike phil collins so much?

I like 2 or genesis songs but after that I know nothing about the man. Why does he seem to be so disliked...

I saw him on room 101 and he seemed quite funny and likeable ...

[MattyEFC121]

PhiMine, Dappy must have that effect, when Amstell give him that twat hat back and said ''thanks'' he replied ''much appreciated''

[maaveda]

THAT IS NOT A "DAPPY" HAT. I have one thats similar and I refuse to call it by a name someone has given it beacuse he wears it and he`s "ffffllllyyyy". You, mister Dappy, did not invent that "hat". Its not even a hat, its a tuque... ppfftt, mainstream rappers

[twilighter4356]

@maaveda same i get called dappy at school i swear one more time and i willl ¬_¬

[ukpakiigyal786]

@maaveda yes it's not dapps hat but it only became very famous and into style after dappy started wearing

[JMVOX]

@maaveda Actually...The hat is called a "chullo" not a tuque. Tuques do not have ear flaps, chullos do.

[maaveda]

@JMVOX srry for my mistake. Im norwegian and here we just call it a "lue". And the translation of "lue" was tuque. Well thats the way the cookie crumbles i guess. Knowledge is knowledge either way you obtain it.

[JMVOX]

@maaveda No problem :)

[FriesianCow]

I cringed when Dappy started singing...

[MrsLollyCube]

I didn't watch this beecause of dappy, he's an idiot!

I watched this cause of NOEL!!

(Also Rich<3) xD

[jonzee777]

7:50 is so awkward. I suggest alcohol.

[ukpakiigyal786]

Well who ever you watch for is your choice and yes I'm proud to be pakii but doesn't mean I'm a racist bitch like others

[littlefilmsJN]

i find it impossible to dislike Noel Fielding. Is there anyone in the world who doesnt like him?????  I have yet to find someone who doesn't.

[ukpakiigyal786]

@littlefilmsJN yes i dont he looks like a gay dead zombie yea he has good sence of humour but hes needs to be styled

[xmrsxmolkox]

loooove noels outfit <3 <3

[ukpakiigyal786]

Well ravstar99 my name isn't the only name using slang and no u can't judge somone by thier Nikname just because my name contains slang doesn't mean I'm off the streets

[mallikahd]

I love how Simon always takes the piss out of Blue members :p

[itsclairebitch1]

7.56 i crack everytime :)

[Tessawrr]

Keith Chegwin and Dappy are both fucking irritating to watch

[MrKrevlornswath]

haha noel is amazing!

[qukazoo]

one has got love Noel's medalion :D

[ukpakiigyal786]

Yh well u watch for Noel I'm not stopping you am I all I sed was that som ppl r arrogent diks and actualli alot of ppl were watching this for dappy

[ukpakiigyal786]

Half of the ppl only watched this coz dappyz in it this is wat u call 21st century not England after world war 2 get som style u closeminded arrogent diks

[PhiMine]

@ukpakiigyal786 Does being a Dappy fan affect directly your grammar? I think so.

[ukpakiigyal786]

@PhiMine excuse me i know very goood grammer and i'm very educated i've done my PHD but i prefer to write in short its eaiser and does'nt waste time okey and yes i'm a dappy fan so what

[sadi654]

@PhiMine

*Does being a Dappy fan affect directly to your grammar? I think so.

[MrCorkBoard]

@PhiMine you're my hero

[1brokenarrow1]

@ukpakiigyal786 im watching this becuz of noel

[Diedje007]

@ukpakiigyal786 dappy's a retard

[Ravstar999]

@ukpakiigyal786 your name is ukpakigyal, your language is appalling, i'm honestly not surprised you're in support of dappy.

[DragonReign530]

@ukpakiigyal786 I believe more people watch it because Noel Fielding is in it rather than Dappy.

[JADE0100]

@DragonReign530 I definately do 

[theworldinnit]

@ukpakiigyal786 i doubt people watched this for dappy, he's an actual cunt hahhah.

[theworldinnit]

@ukpakiigyal786 i doubt people watched this for dappy, he's an actual cunt hahhah.

[theworldinnit]

@ukpakiigyal786 oh and i like your ukpakiii gyal part. calling yourself a racial slur, well done.

[VictimsArentWeAlll]

@ukpakiigyal786 I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the only one who watched this for Dappy.

[cornishpastie9]

@ukpakiigyal786

I know! We should all follow the light of benevolent open-minded Dappy, our Glorious Leader and God.

[twilighter4356]

@ukpakiigyal786 how about you and tht fucing prick get some manners and stop frameing people so fuck off you fuckign chav and never say tht about the buzzcocks

[kamarrabaksh]

@ukpakiigyal786 who the hell is watching this for Dappy!?

[phonecase1]

@kamarrabaksh me

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

@ukpakiigyal786

well as over half the comments are about dappy being a cunt i dont think so,also if his music is what the 21st century should be,then we are seriously fucked.

you made 9 spelling mistakes.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@ukpakiigyal786 dappy is fucking shit kill yourself

[SeventhEve]

Wow, Jamiroquai is still making records? Last we heard from them in the US was the single 'Virtual Insanity'...

[DracozGirl88]

hi

[LunarcatDandelion]

Simon looked unbearably cute in that hat!

[LicensetoIL]

All the "indie kids" hating on dappy are funny

[TheSbanham]

miss bailey tbh, better than noel

[gstar12345]

Simon looks way better in that hate than Dappy

[nicenicetaco]

NOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EL.

[PeacockDreams19]

Fuck sake.... Dappy expands his music knowledge by listening to shit pop............"eats own head"

[hentaimaid]

wait was it on the show twice?! lol

[LeftFalangie]

I can't help but ship Noel with Amstell

[dimsumboy22]

@cazum17 Seriously? They'll rip him apart like they always do. I love Dappy episodes..they kill him so badly :)

[lovemac95]

haha i fogot that rich fulcher was in this ep!! haha i bet there was a reason that he was on phil's team ;)

[realsadistic]

so fucked up 2 dappy

[andyjaycee]

Only reason i watched this is because Dappy was on it.

[18matty]

LOL at u ppl!!! dappy may not be bright but he made the show funny to watch... duku yourself nana nii

[jhwoasis93]

dappy, what a cunt. and bring back amstell!

[Roxydowie]

simon looks so cute with the hat. adorable.

[DispleasedHorse]

Dappy's a mong

[DelicatelyHazy]

I love Noel's hat. :3 he just seems to manage to look gorgeous all the time, doesn't he?

[ukpakiigyal786]

@DelicatelyHazy no he does'nt he looks like a gay dead zombie he seriously needs a styler maybe dappy can teach him

[missyangel15]

even though i actually dont mind dappy that much he wasnt to bad on this

[Theechosen1from1993]

@missyangel15

that doesn't make sense.