Dave Chapelle -- Killing Them Softly

[NasiH90]

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[BeautyHealthZoneBlog]

Dave, killing them softly, hmmmm, that sounds about right!

[somecrazygamer]

"OMG, I think those black guys are trying to save us!".... "Mmmmmmmmmm"

[PasteeMelins]

What kind of samwich did you use to record this?

[sugarbean13]

"They iz treatin' us good. Uh, we all chillin' an' shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray Ray and Big Steve..." lolz!

[iamplanxbx]

sad

[vjszq4]

Absolut legend.

[profsat5]

Dave is great man! I still can't beleve he turned down 50 million bucks on comedy central.I hope hes doing well,cool dude,seen him in DC,great show.

[GSpeedEmotion]

This is one of the smartest and funniest comedian i've ever heard. This sketch, Bus Hostage, baby in a corner, and he be smokin' with white people weed the best sketches ever.

[dowhatthouwiltful]

gay

[AgrivatedKillah]

this is sad , but true , which is why its' so funny.

[MegaVergan]

Dave is the funnyest guy on Planet Earth he is funnyier than everyone except me! Just kidding He's alot funnier than me but yeh he's #1 for Funnyness!

[supersoradrive1]

nobody look at my face!!!

[jakeo96]

uh mmmmmm they is treating us good we all chillin n shyt

[MurdaaMorgan]

I LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO RAY RAY AND STEVE AND THEM SEND SOME NEWPORTS CTFU

[NewCreationEDMOND]

shout out to ray ray n big steve n nem send some newports lmao

[mchenrycruiser]

THIS YOUTUBE PARTNER APPROVES OF DAVE CHAPPELLE

[smoothcriminal10000]

im nigerian!!!! lol

[nathonas]

Good old dave chappelle...my favorite comedian!

[da11az91]

they iz treatin us gud we are chillin and shit i like to give a shout out to rayray and big steve and um send some newport

[ItsGriffin]

"Oh my god! I think those black guys are gonna try to save us..."

"Hmmmnnnn"

[afrikanbadboy]

@ItsGriffin I TRULY WILL NEVER EVER SEE A TERRORIST KIDNAP A BLACK MAN AN WOMAN AND KIDS LOL for my life period

white PEOPLE ARE WORTH MONEYYYY

BLACKS ......... aint worth the kidnapin lol

really blacks aint scared of shit IM SCARED OF A PURPLE ORANGE GREEN BLUE RACE LOL other than that un uhhn nope lol

[fastmaster2]

we have 5 black *hangs up* hello? LMAO

[youtubasoarus]

"I was coming from over seas and uh... I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on the plane but he stood up man, and he said "Everyboody get on the fucking grown! Noboody look at my faaaace!" -- I started freakin' out. 'Cause he was Chinese... I was like why's he talkin' like that?" LOL!

[Urugai]

racist ;-D

[PuttyApps]

chappelle iphone, itouch, and ipad app! now available!

[jorel658]

black is bad barbmenship

[The3Penas]

OMG I think those black guys are gunna try and save us.

[cocojumb0]

funniest 3minutes on yt

[LeysinAmericanSchool]

Haha man I can't stop watching this, this is just too hilarious!

[MarioPedroII]

he is awsome!xD

[gunfighterdrummer]

the people who aren't laughing from the last joke obviously didn't get the joke, you can see them in the front.

[captain0redbeard]

hello? We have got 5 black... - hello?

[buddyPIT]

I wondered what Dave would say about the Nigerian terrorist. He would have so funny material. You know he would start with why he would explode his private parts.

[SuaveSweetie]

LMFAO I KNOW RITE.

[a99915880528]

u dum.

[Falling2Far90]

we is chillin n shit.....lolol

[nwa4life91]

They called the whitehouse: hallo?, we got five blac.. hhallo!

hhahaha nice one :)

[sopretentious]

they is treatin us good. lol love the stereotypes

[nwa4life91]

HES THE BEST MAN all comedians are fakes.!!

[ChromeAceMusic]

what is this from?

[nwa4life91]

i love this guy man best comedian in the woorld..

[TuMNepHaceS]

alrigHT dave... TiMe for SoMe New STuff. oldieS are goodieS buT THaT'S iT!

[killiban3000]

if u dont love Dave Chapelle u dont love yo self

[billyjoe203]

shout out to rae rae and big steve lolllllllx99999999999999999999­99999999

[zsofosztszop]

LOOOOOL.... we jus chilin in shit, i jsu wanna shout out rae rae and send some newports loooool.... hello weve got five black....hello? LOL

[evilevl]

They know black ppl r bad bargaining chips FUCKING LOL

[CALIMEXIKING]

Send Some NEWPORTS!!!!

[Miskatakeable]

man i swear i laughed like hell even in the beginning when he said 'i was on a plane..'

lmao

[purebloodjiselle]

"Everybody! Get on the fucking ground! Nobody look at my face!"

XD

[hkart]

Hello we have got 5 black, hello???? This dude is funny

[omar0612]

@hkart this dude?! ITS DAVE CHAPPELLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

[FallenAngel1508]

-"oh my god! i think those black guys are gonna try to save us!"

-"uh uh!"

gotta love dave chapelle!!!!!

[xXbloodforbloodXx]

"they is treatin us good, we just chillin an shit"

FUCKING LOL

[srsaturn]

That part was too much, ROFL.

[2alive2die]

"hello, we've got five black... hello?" xD my fav of all times :DDD

[Beckswill]

1 of The Masters of stand up Dave Chapelle

[kingoflandova]

DC NIGGA HE KEEP IT REAL

[Uberboy07]

2:07-2:22 = Win! xD

[Aumc6]

agreed hahaha

[Yello88]

I think those black guys are going to try to save us... uhuhhhh :)

[lakersownsuns]

LOL "everbody get on the fuckin ground...i was freakin out..cus the dude was chinese why was he talking like that" LOL

king of comedy right here hahah

[mvp7vick]

Hello..we have got five black..helloo?

[byebyebirdie2]

2:49 LOL!!!!!

[iandabomb822]

wow dave chapelle is the funiest person in the world

[ConradHilinghman]

pretty much

[piruking150]

he is high as hell man

[Kakarot3000]

Yo I fucking love Chappelle, funniest comedian ever

[peachesndcream221]

"They uh.. treating us good.. we all chillin and shit... i love to give a shout out to ray ray and big steve.. send us a new port."

Best freakin line !!! hahaha

Dave is the fuckin beast haha!!!

[patbreen1]

i love his black crackhead voice

[Adagio2424]

lmfao i heard of dave chapel but i didnt know he is this funny

[funtd21]

hella funny

[Nevoexpo]

lol

[tontobymyself]

funny

[chinoz305]

send us a newport haha

[navigatorescalade]

what is a newport?

[worldmaxdrummer]

newport is a town

[justfortoday421]

cigarettes dude

[AgentCarter]

newports are cigrarettes

[Litia23]

met this guy in d.c he down to earth man

[travmanx]

did you say 'Rick James Bitch'?

[WTFreakout]

they is treatin us good, we be chillen in shit, lmfao

[AraMyth0728]

"hello. we have got five Blac- Hello?"

[whitepeepleareDevils]

i think those black guys gonna save us

lol!

[SubzeroedMind]

Epic hahaha !

He's brilliant!

[iSakSz]

lol

[JimmyGreenRules]

hahahahahahahaha

Had forgotten all about this routine. CLASSIC.

Come back Dave!

[LaZyBoNeSz]

Davesz The Best out there..no onesz like him..NO ONE ! :)

[TheBooomshika]

nahh. im asian and this guy is hilarious!! look at the 1,000,000+ views

[vidvierwer]

I'm pretty sure that LazyBonesz meant that nobody can be compared to Dave Chapelle ;)

[Fry1077]

we all chillin an shit

[eheheh44]

dave chapelle is fucking legend.

[fallisfavorite]

lmao

[hollowman113]

hahaha ray ray and steve....SEND SOME NEWPORT!! HAHAHA

[sm0thY]

A legend..:D

[venom5610]

yes classic

[nigerian2death]

LoL. This Nigga Is Crazy as F***k. I think I done cracked one of my ribs, yo!

[Dotov]

hes muslim

[joker6951]

no you lie!

[Dotov]

no im not trust me he is

[joker6951]

...i didnt know that...that's weird

[pGFTuv]

he's chinese... ahahahahahaha!!!

[iFartallday]

hello we have got 5 black...hello? lmao.

[masterdubator]

this nigga needs to come back ... funny ass shit he be pulling

[searchn4mytruth]

Lol..black people are bad bargaining chips..Lol .  Hello I have 5 black hellooo??

[umer403]

they is treatin us good, we all chillin as shyt..i like to give a shot to ray ray and stevie..send some newport :D

[SKATTITUBE]

he's a chinese..hehe

[abanks236]

this is classic dave right here hope he gets back on top soon.

[Calista1970]

I EFFIN LOVE THIS DUDE

[levine6900]

Fckin epic

[babygrrlmusic]

they is treain us good... we all chillin and shit... i like to give a shout out to ray ray and big steve...and send some newport...

lmfao!!

[thegoodlyfe]

LMFAO

[1802ibrahim]

This is funny!!!!!

[1802ibrahim]

Dave became Muslim

[Madm1411]

it is f*cking sweet!

[franesBlamescheezytv]

" Were just understanding the situation."

hahahah

[DarkvindFromIllier]

"Oh my god... I think those black people are trying to save us." "Nuh-uh."

[GorillaDroog]

HAHAHAHAH Chapelle is the greatest

[scadropouts]

Dave Chapelle is the funniest guy alive

[Fantabulacity]

HAHAHA :P

[romeowantmee]

"i started freakying out..b-cuz he was chines..and i was why is he talking like that" LOL..

[Calibur09]

Hello, we have got five black.....hello?! ROFL

[Blackie3chan]

I think those black guys are gonna try to save us

[gwa56]

"They is treating us good." LMAO when I heard him say that I almost died.

[gamerfunny]

lol

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[StandUpComicsCentral]

to watch the wholee standup act from this show come to my page i have this and for what its worthh come see if u interested

this guy is hilariouse

[manjiz]

haha he's a hostage and he's giving shout-outs and shit hahaha

[rianrobot]

'cause he was chinese..i was like why is he talkin like that lmaooo.

[sent2killu20]

skylar is a butthole bandit

[humdrum99]

I dunno sometimes I think terrorists get confused because they don't speak our language...they try to freak us out but the words they use to threaten us don't mean the same to us... e.g.:"The next time a homicidal maniac gives you a bouquet of loganberries, don't come crying to me"

the vagueness of that threat sometimes makes people chill out with its very nature, but that doesn't meen your head won't explode.

[xSensualSeductionx]

'we all chillin n shit'

lmao!

[xXBoooBearXx]

lmfaooooooooooooo

i knooo

i luv that part

[lvanhalen]

true true funny

[mikehattan]

Comedians reflect honestly our flaws as a people. In the 16th Century they called them 'Fools' but we still need them now as mirrors to the way we conduct ourselves today.

[liuton2005]

This is the funniest of them all!

[josejr226]

Well now Americans can say "We elected a black...Hello??? Hello???

[nikkenwannab]

haha funny but think it might be a bit too early for that one xD

[carolynkhoeun]

Dave never fails to make me laugh.

XD

[patbreen1]

everytime i get high and watch chapelle i end up crying from luaghing to hard

[darkangelalliance]

LOL SAME HERE, HIM AND ROSS NOBLE

[DarkGlitt3r]

Ross Noble = god of improv comedy :D <3

[cod3r3d172]

Everybody.. Get on the FUCKIN GroUnd!

Nobody Look at my FACE

[decklag999]

"i think those black guys are going to try and save us" lololol

[babygurl1229]

oh my gosh this is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!

[marcellusrumhp]

hello? we have got 5 black..hello?

lol...

[0MinusTouch0]

LMAO that shit was funny as hell

[Jacksberry]

He's totally high.

[adidasxs]

hes just got a big talent, thank god that hes a comedian ;)

[zandybla]

this is idiculous, its coedy, ppl always gotta get so damn serious about stuff. ppl just watch the video, and laught and get over urselves

[sskev247]

I AM NOT A RACISM

but if terrorists dont take black hostages then your the first person they are going to kill , if your going 2 be a hostage be a cute little white girl , you wont die or at the very lest die last

[Auzrius]

I'm not a racism either.

[lilmisslia12]

First of all, You cannot be a racism. You can be a racIST. but you can't be a racism...

and second of all. He's just a comedian, its probably made up. Try not to take it so seriously :)

[sskev247]

thaNKS,what makes you think he made it up :p

this should be a lession to all , never comment on video when you are drinking

[PerkillZ]

I don't know, I'm high as hell right now...this shit's kinda funny...nah it's funny!

[jellybeansinc]

well I think your thought sucks

"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure."

Helen Keller

[shoutenry]

well... lets put this into a scenario....

you're on a ship that's sinking in the middle of the arctic ocean... and there's a guy infront of you with a gun, do you A run towards him and NOT avoid the danger just kuz you think you're gonna die anyway or B run the FUCK away?> Sorry man but I would like to die from exposure rather than die from multiple gunshot wounds XD

[loveMyFreakinLife]

Fuck You! You fuckin´racist!

[aliedesuacido]

man you are such a dick!!!

[zandybla]

bitch shut the fuck up, somebody needs to blow ur ass up... sry for leavin that comment on ur video, gentolo