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  • "Moon starts bleeding" - best metaphor ever

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • rofl

  • ZLEEEP GJDAP GLOOP GLEEP FLAP FKSOG APFJS!!

  • at first i thought it was Allen from the Hangover

  • lmaoooooo

  • can have some of your weed

  • harry bikers?

  • Thumbs up if your still alive.

  • dude you honestly made me laugh seriously, bravo

  • Classic

  • That was awesome.

  • your face is way too close to my monitor.

  • @peaceinourtime2012 Can you give me the documented source where somebody committed suicide because of this rapture prediciton ? I don't think anyone did commit suicide because of this, but if you have documented proof then ok

  • I aliean were do you live? and jjjshlotiok, k;ludf? lsmnj /sljkg asshole adghawn fsfn #@&)!111!!

  • Go back alittle

  • Haven't laughed that hard since hangover

  • thats

    funny

    

  • thumbs up if u watched this in july

  • LOL!!!!!

  • This made my day u Shuld b on tv bro this was so funny :)

  • You're insane, dude. LOL. But at least you're not as insane as Harold.

  • Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...

  • You could suck my genitiles but you gotta shave your beard and wear a blonde wig.

  • Macho Man Randy Savage Died For Our Sins its why it didnt happen made i lol and fahded

  • Macho Man Randy Savage Died For Our Sins its why it didnt happen

  • hahahhaa

  • Bwhahahaha!!!

  • As well as making me laugh, this video forced me to ask myself "would I suck an aliens genitals in order to escape death?"

    I concluded "probably yes..."

  • *abducted*

  • Rapture lol What bullshit!

  • Nice mine was a nazi zombie invasion =)

  • Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...

  • *FART* !

  • Does it have to be an alien of the planet or can it just be an alien of the U.S. Cuz you can always be a cock-sucker for the Mexicans to the south if your so bold. Hell, I think they'd use you best sucking on the supple breast of their cattle full of milk, drink it down, and filtering it through your kidneys. You'd be a dispenser for their newest product on the market in Mexico. Hmm, it seems i turned this around...they'd be sipping you like a straw instead of you sucking their genitilia.

  • 8 people are still alien slaves lol

  • 8 people are still alien slaves XD

  • So, they guy that "predicted" the rapture, said he fucked up and it's actually going to take place on October 21st. I expect another humorous update on October 21st. And anything after that or between then. You should do something special for 2012. Like hold a contest with prizes or something of the sort.

  • HAAHAHAHAHHAA!

  • soooo, did they bring ya back?

  • LOL

  • He's back

  • epic LOL

  • The last few seconds make this video.

  • do illegal alians count cuz im happy enough to take you back to my homeland in my family fill truck but stay quiet La Migra dont want us here so shhhhhh...

  • I'm an alien, and I'd be glad to abduct you. I just need your social security and credit card number.

  • Hey man, i'm an alien, i just need your adress or contact info... can we get that? we can be with you in no time at all. just say the word.

  • this guy is an idiot

  • hahahahaha

  • I AM ALIEN IM TYPING RIGHT NOW SUCK MAH BALLS

  • thumbs up if you watched on may 22 =)

  • @MrBroose8 4:43 PM EST Nothin' happen lol

  • The only person who got Raptured was Macho Man Randy Savage! LOL

  • lol!!!!!!!!! Omg! nasty!

  • ..........i wonder if they brought him back, or if hes still a sex slave :/

  • As a sinner I will jump in a hot air balloon and raise up. Hahahha.

  • ok so it is 12:00 on may 22 so boooom i am dead lmaoooooo

  • lol nice shit

  • Are you in the movie Emilie? It's a french film.

  • i guess no andric lecorn videos anymore,or is he taking a rest for now?

  • hahaha the rapture is a fail, it wasgoing to happen at 12:00 am but im still liveing so that is just all bull shit

  • Man, I did not know we where to die, good thing it did not happen, I'dv mist it!!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U ARE TOO MUCH!!!

  • lml

    

  • you can suck my antennas!!

  • @TheirMommie wow

  • ok so god say we know NOT the day nore hour

  • @portiasT123 well i hered that it was going to be 12:00 am

  • lolololol

    

  • Great monologue!!!! You rule dude!!

  • Hey Its Alan from the hangover!!!!!

  • "i have a problem with this"lol.

  • Lmao

    

  • lmao i will suck anything!! haha well im still alive!!

  • yeah. its hilarious to me that many have left their jobs and spent all the money in their bank accounts purely because of their belief in this shit.....OOPS

  • @baranzaza Too bad nothing happen "No man Know the time and Date of the END" The world will end when we least expect it.

  • @baranzaza America has become so obsessed with media, the feeble minds of this country will buy into any damn thing they see on television/hear on the radio/ read in the fuckin newspaper. Now I'm not the most religious person in the world, but I do believe in a higher being. And in the Bible that this Camping guy obviously got this whole "The Rapture" concept from, it clearly states that NO ONE will know its exact time... This shit was just something to fill up a news slot... 

  • LMAO I WILL SUCK ANYTHING.

    

  • We are still here, People have to stop worring about when the world is going to end. First they thought the world is going to end when the year hit 2000. Than they thought the world is going to end on 06/06/2006 Than they thought May 21, 2011, then December 21, 2012.. Stop worring. Live Life, have fun...

  • you have nice eyebrows

  • How the hell did this become a featured video?

  • @ofSaturday If you don't like it you don't have to watch it, you know. Unless, of course, someone is in the room with you holding a gun to your head forcing to you watch it. Hopefully that isn't the case.

  • I Survived the rapture and all i got was a stinking comment to put up :(

  • @LifetreeKolob yes fuad that was the joke

  • Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

    (this is being stated about the rapture)

  • Matthew 16:28 “There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom." Jesus said that the rapture should have happened 2000 years ago...

  • @brickfilmfreinds exactly!

  • fucking funny

  • we survived

  • i think i just raptured....nevermind...i just farted

  • I'd just like to point out that there have been people predicting the imminent end of the world since the dawn of mankind. Just a few years ago, people thought the world would end on June 6, 2006. We're going to get to laugh at these guys again when 2012 rolls along.

    Maybe it isn't all bad. Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2 got his ghost powers from starving his followers in a cavern after his doomsday prediction failed. Maybe that's what Harold Camping is trying to do.

  • It dident even happem

    

  • lmao. xD hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • long time no see chubby boy!

  • oh shit i cant stop laughing!!!

  • Wtf

  • lol love the beard NO HOMO

  • o my god really

  • I am just commenting because I love your Youtube name... ConalCochran. I'm gonna watch Halloween 3 tonight!

  • man, funnny thhing is, i was traveling through the milky way then guess what? my ufo broke down then this prick flipped me the bird. man, i knew traveling to mars was a bad idea, plus the marshans annoying accent jeez.

  • Just to let you know, I happen to be acquainted to some members of an alien race living on the Sun. The only problem is that their Rapture is happening soon too.

  • Great video , I havent had a laugh like that in a long time. Thanks ConalCochran .

  • Lol

  • "Any aliens subscribed to this channel" hahahahahahaha

  • yo check out my NEW JESUS PARODY VIDEO on my channel

  • I just got Raptured. I'm glad they have Wi-Fi up here.

    In case any of you are wondering, Jesus is black and Muhammad is the real God.

  • @ThePinkMan I knew it!!!! is jesus smooking a fat doobie?

  • Harold Camping said that he's in danger if the world dont end

  • Lower the background noise D:

  • genius.

  • You're awesome! I couldn't stop laughing. At least I'll go down with a smile today. Thanks!

  • I wish you God's speed, Josh. I'll see ya when you get back.

  • i made a judgment day video just now

  • Ahhaha, lol

  • I thought you killed yourself. Nice to see you back

  • My prom is today. I told everyone if it happens, at least we'll all die beautiful ;D

  • Good luck on that one, I don't think they'll go for it, lol!

  • Josh your Hilarious!

  • Yeah after that offer they're not bringing you back.

    "Aw dude you won't believe it, they were right and earth is a living hell right now . . . a little bit lower . . . yeah that's the spot."

  • If they show up, have them swing by my place too.

    I bought three cases of beer just for the occasion. I just hope the space cops are more lenient about DUI than human cops.

  • Hahahahaha, he's back! Don't abduct him or I'll show my ginger balls.

  • Well,Josh,The truth is that UFOPhil and I were already planning to abduct you.Just bring a carrot and a bag of midget shit.

  • just bring ur own tooth paste nd toilet paper

  • LOL

  • AUHAHAHA

  • im still breathing DANG!!! hahaha i love you man no homo

  • They got a weight limit on them ufo's...

  • It's the day of the raptors! *the skies fill with eagles and hawks*

  • Damn, dude, I thought you were already dead. Glad to see you made it back just in time to do one more video before Jesus starts the ass-whooping.

    And you bastards in New Zealand aren't out of the woods just yet. It's gonna start raining bibles and batshit any moment now...

  • I think i'm dead now ..can't you feel it?

  • Finally i thought you quit making videos. EVERYBODY WERE THE WIERDO'S WE WILL SURVIVE SO SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!!! at the end i noticed the Conal didn't demand compensasion for his work if the word survives and he sucked off our alien friends anyway.

  • good to see you again, Conal

    Hope there's room on the alien space craft for me too.

  • holy shit, i want to see the sun bleed. imagine the traffic we would get from aliens on youtube

  • aleins have the technalligie to suck them selves off i would thing

  • im in new zealand and its 8:04pm, still nothing Harold Camping......

  • Ok we won't kill you. You' re not so dumb like the rest people. Greetings from Aliens.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Then again, the Rapture would solve quite a few problems... anyway, see you later, spaceman!

  • also LOLOLOL funny ass video mang

  • Dude we could be brothers... not even joking. we look so alike!

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