Fast and the Furious Five: FAST FIVE (a review)

[1471perry]

i have only seen the first 2 flims do i need to watch 3&4 for it to make sense ? and u dont look that bad after i heavy night

[TheTrueLifeChanger]

I am a CAR GUY so I wouldnt enjoy the movie :p ..

BTW Bryony you look just fine in the video, not gross :)

[gamefreak2425]

maybe i should watch the video before i comment? lol apparantly you were aware. oh and btw, don't scare me like that at the end there....fake ring?! sheesh! <3

[BRm2008]

i am tired of street talkin action movies and wiggers and wanna be asians and wanna be spicks and ppl talking hip hop and car speak and all this bullshit in movies these days.,

[mynameisforrest]

@BRm2008 well put

[BRm2008]

these movies are bullshit

[BulletproofCupid]

fast five is the beeest ^^

[willbraham]

Someone please make a, "He doesn't even care! He Doesn't even care" Gif of Paperlilies.

[jordanespino]

fast and f... its realy great

[snipeduout100]

@BlackHawksSuckDick Yes i do know that. It's going to be the final movie and Justin Linn planned the 4th, 5th and 6th on being like a trilogy

[glisten789]

lol

[enine2007]

there was only one fucken race in the whole movie

[77wpdrc]

"stay the f*** out of my way" the rock

[zadtrax]

Hey PayLil'. Yeah its another over-the-top guy movie. But its a fun escape from reality. By the way, you look lovely.

Cheers!

[jezyca126]

FAST FIVE WAS AMAZING!!! I JUST DONT LIKE THAT DOM ENDED UP WITH THAT WHITE LADY?I DONT GET THAT AT ALL!!!LIKE WHY THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE DID THEY GIVE EACHOTHER WEIRD LOOKS?DID THEY KNOW EACHOTHER?ANOTHER THING,THE ASIAN IS BACK IN THE FIFTH MOVIE BUT HE DIED IN THE THIRD MOVIE,AND THAT HILLBILLY GUY IN THE THIRD MOVIE WASNT IN THIS ONE???!!!THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!AND YES I HAVE SEEN ALL 5 MOVIES BUT I DONT GET IT? SO CONFUSED!!!!PLZ HELP ME AND ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS!!!

[acrobaticgoalie]

@jezyca126 Number 4 and 5 take place before tokyo drift. If you remember at the end of tokyo drift Dom says he won the roadrunner off of Han a few years back. Then you hear Han mention in 4 and 5 that he wants to check out the scene in tokyo.

[jezyca126]

@acrobaticgoalie but why would they do that? why did they mix it up? it confuses ppl!

[EyeshockMovies]

Strange comments. Check out my review, lemme know what you think. I'm with you on the brain comment...as long as you don't over think it - it's great.

[deadnumber1]

FUUUUCK

THE MIOVIE does not premier here in beautiful fuckin mexico until friday :C

Ive gone to the movies an insane amount of tim the last month and almost on each movie there was the trailer and I got crazier every time CAUSEI WANNA SEE IT I actually think my boyfriend was considering dumping me and then running away because of mah madness.

Fuck and double fuck I REALY REALLY WANT IT TO BE FRIDAY

anyways you dont care about my crazy store

Loveee you c:

[Bmayo27]

Hair-of-the-dog will fix the hangover (or coconut water...or doughnuts and gatorade...or chick-fil-a's Godly chicken).

Paperlillies, if you get a chance check-out theonion.com , they have a video titled "Today Now! Interviews The 5-Yr. Old Screenwriter Of 'Fast Five.'" It's the funniest thing you'll ever see!

[ghostandgoblins]

@Bmayo27

haha yes i saw that. Onion makes some gems now and then. Also the one about the black man arrested for eating and mauling and female camper in a bear reserve. Definitely check that one out!

[Bmayo27]

@ghostandgoblins - That was hilarious!

[LilacKitty]

AHAHAHAHA!! :)

[auroraionaa]

they need to make a sequel to tokyo drift and another for fast five

[traydevon]

I thought you were that INTP chick, formerly known as "xPLx".

[Reborn8303]

I think you look cute :)

[EliasCollins]

I have a crush on u n I agree the movie was kick ass

[amangal09]

Dude everybody saw it last night too it was the best fast and furious movie ever it was straight up ligit!

[FastAssJack]

just seen it last night. omg best racing movie ever!!!

[RAIDERS7009]

..horrible movie.. so absurd it's not even funny

[gthus]

drinking games are out. lewd sexual acts in public games are in.

[AIRHEAD9613]

Gahhhh! I Saw fast five yesturday at the prmier theater.

it was bomb! love that movie.

cant wait for the next one.

[Whatcanyousnort]

Just saw it like 30 mins ago! Best of all five by far

[ErosaScuderia]

Vince! T_T

[krysteninwonderland]

LETTY. :D

[EpicNinja187]

SPOILER ALERT!!!! Michelle Ridriguez is at the end of the Movies Past the Credits

[kieran1990able]

no matter the action was, but the story line was just superb.

[clearly]

I saw it was on at our local flea pit, I didnt fancy it at all. Actually "The Rock" is a better actor than I expected (in the scorpian king) Not great but I was expecting worse.

[plica06]

Guys with big arms looking at each other lovingly.. Ha!!

[rayroooz]

YES like you said make sure you stay till after the beginning of the end credits credits. i was like :O!!!

[IntenseSarcasm]

"He doesn't even care. HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE!" Love it.

[LLOYD19851012]

I loved the film. shame they have strayed away from the first film.

[PowerdByWill]

The asian guy from the 3rd film? You mean the one set in Japan? Very specific :)

[KLBoot]

My boyfriend is draging out to see it this weekend, but this video will make it sooo much more entertaining to watch. And if all else fails I can just take a nap in the theatre!

Just noticed this-> Fast & Furious Five: Fast Five = FFFFF= Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail... Coincidence??? I think not!

[ReillyAJ]

boo drinking games.

usually hate those movies, but this sounds amazing.

[yaffle]

They should have called this movie Riding in Cars with Guys who have Huge Arms.

[eshninerforest]

neat jacket. :-) I've never seen any of the F.F. films. I think I better now... at least the new one.

[ATeaLeaf]

Ha ha! Bryony you crack me up. I didn't even realize that they created a 5th one. That's nuts. Did it go straight to video? I remember seeing the first one in the theater when I was in college... pretty ridiculously cheesy movie.

[blatantlysubtle]

"everytime ludacris or tyrese said something ludacris-ey or tyrese-ey"

HAHA so true

[dinosaurpop]

I feel like I should watch it now...even though I know it will be one of the worst things ever!! O__O.

[thesilverbadgers]

@JTAGFreak That's ma'am. And don't be mean to people on their videos. What's the point?

[diegoforlansheadband]

omg sounds amazing! i have to see this film now. also, you are hilarious...i cracked up watching this video.

[starfoxx]

i love you hahahahaa

[Evershear]

wow you must have drank a lot with all the stuff in that movie, I am amazed you are sitting upright and not in a coma or something.

[thesilverbadgers]

@JTAGFreak *you're. If you're going to insult, at least be correct.

Also, shut up.

[FloraJay]

You don't make enough videos, I miss them! 

[specialmousenz]

Hahahahahaha can I just say that I love you more now because you actually LIKED THIS movie. Brilliant you are AWESOME!

LMAO (she liked it, she actually liked it how cool is that....)

Nice work Bry good to see you still at it....jbtw Where is Caitlin....? Of late she has been about as visible as clear sticky tape on a window pane.

[CinnamonGirl2010]

I miss Michelle Ridriguez :(

[Paperlilies]

@CinnamonGirl2010 me too!! :(

[CinnamonGirl2010]

@Paperlilies She is so awesome... So awesome, that I couldn't spell her name right lol

[badmannagla]

@Paperlilies btw shes alive (Michelle Rodriguez) after the subtitles about 5 minutes after some woman from the police walks to the rock and goes look he says impossible shes dead and theres a picture of Michelle then thats when the movie ends lol

[bigrockstar41]

@Paperlilies shes alive watch after the credits

[gamefreak2425]

@Paperlilies well, did anyone bother to watch the little snippet after the credits? spoiler alert! she's not dead!

[oP4P4xB43Ro]

@CinnamonGirl2010 in the ending of the movie they said that there was a heist and the prints belonged to Michelle AKA Letty so maybe they might bring her back :D

[grobelugner]

@oP4P4xB43Ro way to ruin it

[CinnamonGirl2010]

@oP4P4xB43Ro Yay! There is hope then :)

[AssholeComments]

@CinnamonGirl2010 She will be back in the 6th Fast and the Furious. Watch the end of Fast Five. She is not dead I guess, lol.

[CinnamonGirl2010]

@AssholeComments Yay!! :)

[bigrockstar41]

@CinnamonGirl2010 shes alive watch after the credits

[CinnamonGirl2010]

@bigrockstar41 I'm happy again :)

[Rawk4Life]

They wouldn't have much of a plot for Fast and Furious if Letty hadn't been killed.

[Corrupt727]

@Rawk4Life She's not dead......

[Rawk4Life]

Did you watch Fast and Furious? Letty (Dominic's girlfriend) was killed.

[tehhwhitefox]

i remember getting drunk whilst watching prom night. I know it was a shit movie but my god it was so entertaining when drunk... it helped that the guy next to me was this incrediably wussy gay guy who kept jumping and it wasnt even scary! GOODTIMES!

[Spidula]

You don't ride cars. You drive them!

[yadabub]

Good luck with your fake wedding.

[httprover]

So, would you say it was safe to get in a car with Vin Diesel?

[jerryeberts]

Good fun. Thanks Paper. You so funny.

Have you seen Machete? Also a great movie that is both an exploitation action movie and a parody of an exploitation action movie. Best acting De Niro has done in years! Great fun. Cheers!

[Paperlilies]

@jerryeberts YES! I LOVE Machete!! "Machete don't text." <3

[iiiTEDiii]

Oh Paperlilies, you so random. This movie is on my "must watch" list already, but now that it has your "seal of approval"....well then giggity giggity!

[TheRenee18]

she doesn't look rough at all

[serendipity4212]

I may actually consider watching this now.

[thewirrow]

uughhh i guess i have to watch it. i mean u make it sound good. even know I KNOW ITS GONA BE BORING

[Paperlilies]

@thewirrow it's gonna be amazing!!!

[BarrysBit]

@thewirrow BORING?!?!?....*GASP*....

How dare you!!..... tell you what, take my Evo X out for a spin, Gymkhana style....and then go watch this movie and you'll understand everything. Going to watch a movie called "Jumping the Broom" sounds boring!

[KateyMateyLaa]

Urgh now I'll have to see it :(

[simmzore]

lol'd



[TheMorningCoffee]

you look fat

[missloisjones]

Sometimes you just have to forget how shit a film is and just focus on the lols :)

[NoahAndABadger]

i love this pressing random numbers thing where it takes you to different parts of the video. i think 8's my favourite :D

[goliathprime]

I miss you Paperliilies. More than you know. Nice you see you are still around. I find myself having to watch KatersOneSeven to get my fill of randomness these days and all she ever does is open packages and take inappropriate videos of cat genitalia. It's kind of wearing thin. Come back to me, Bryony. Come back to all of us. I'll even favorite this video as encouragement. I'll thumb it up too. I'll even make a sock account and re-subscribe.

[derekcolman]

@goliathprime . I agree so much. Much as I love Kate for her early Katers17 videos, the daily vlogs are beginning to pall and become overkill. Bryony, on the other hand, keeps us waiting until we are gagging for it, until she feeds our addiction with a quick fix, and leaves us craving for more.

[Angelicworrior]

great lil video :)

[LottaBullnose]

I think the Paper-lilies star is a lovely as ever. It's not her physical appearance , but her magnificent intelligence that expresses itself in her beautiful eyes is always there regardless what she looks like. I think for Rock to be acting the vigilante and disregarding civil rights is the Zionist ongoing media campaign in their N W O agenda to destroy democracy and add a police state. This movie acclimates us to a police state in lieu of our right to own a weapon is taken away.

[TheJorjj]

Well that's it. I'm going to see it.

[TakeFiv3]

How much did they pay you to make this video?

[wrt7]

oh :)

[DeadCamper]

Please don't give this movie attention, not even in a sarcastic way.

[IWannabeJew]

Saying "it would have been enough" just after Passover, during the Feast of Unleavened Bread. Coincidence?

They let you drink in your theatres?

[trekfan92]

It's so cute listening to a British girl review an American movie.

[IWannabeJew]

@trekfan92 You should listen to her talk about other things.

[volnessj]

love you to bits

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

i'm pretty sure that's not actually a good movie

[AwesomeAlvin]

Greatest film ever?? Really??

[FalconPunch1978]

great review, although i think i might need more than just alcohol to make this "made for morons" movie watchable. P.S. I have your real engagement ring right here. love you paperlilies, marry me! :)

[SirKnobofCheese]

Didn't the asian guy from the third film die?

[Paperlilies]

@SirKnobofCheese no!! you don't know your fast and furiouses!

[SirKnobofCheese]

@Paperlilies OK then Miss lilies I bow to your greater knowledge of said street racing movie franchise.

[LP640ROADSTERdk]

@SirKnobofCheese this goes on before number three, and yes, he dies in Tokyo... This is set after the fourth movie, before the third... It goes: 1, 2, 4, 5 and then 3

[SirKnobofCheese]

@LP640ROADSTERdk Thanks for the info that explains it.

[MitchL100]

@SirKnobofCheese he did but the 4 and fifth movies are b4 part 3 so hes alive thur

[AussieDrummerKid]

WHOS STILL ALIVE I HAD TO WALK OUT IN THE CREDITS COS I NEED TO FUCKING PISS GRRR!!!

[sweetypie000]

70,000 + subs and a video once in a blue moon posted..... rude tube really helped your bank account - easy money !

[Chole154]

you look like blair from GG !

[bourne768]

Did u stay till after the credits to see the clip setting up the 6th 1?

[Paperlilies]

@bourne768 YES :D :D



[LorienCox]

Who doesn't love terrible films with explosions and beefcake? Not this girl.

PS.....more videos Bryony! Blow off reality and appease your viewership!

[rnb8220]

Tyreseey!

I love that adjective. hah hah

[BarryAldridge]

I so want to see this film so bad.

[danisnotonfire]

i think you're clearly every mans dream girlfriend.

[Paperlilies]

@danisnotonfire I wish- chris refuses to see it!

[xDarkAngelXIII]

@Paperlilies well then every man with common sence's dream girlfriend. Like us. :D

[Squishydoll]

omg i wanna see this movie sooo badly....and your reveiw just made me want to see it even more. cheers~

[infiniteness84]

Oh man! Be more careful next time. I mean you don't wanna make a lot of guys die from heart attack by saying you're getting martried, do you? OK - I can breath now. I even don't know you personally but I'm jealous, can you explain this?

[coolstream1]

I think you look great... WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THAT?!?!

[cho474chang]

For a second I really thought you were getting married........I need some food to stabilize my brain.

[P00P0STER0US]

@sophiedaniellex I guess this is one of those movies that's so absurd that giving away a key plot element isn't really a problem.

[P00P0STER0US]

Fast Five is the new Twilight.

[vclamp]

After the advance screening of "The Fast and the Furious" the opinion taker asked my opinion. I said that "The Fast and the Nausious sucked with the fire of a thousand suns." The opinion taker lauged. I also said that the sound editing was great.

I avoided the rest of the Fast Nausea series as I would much rather watch videos by Paperlilies! :)

[BSbusters]

I prefer to be intellectually challenged when I watch a movie. Which is probably why I watch very few movies these days.

[Gogargoat]

Wow i almost had a heart attack when you mentioned getting married, in that split second i saw all my dreams being shattered.

[ElfangorAx]

You have successfully made me want to go see a film I'm sure will be terrible. I hope you're proud.

[Paperlilies]

@ElfangorAx I am!!

[xmamiiciitax]

@ElfangorAx this movie wasnt terrible, in fact it was far from it, i went not expecting anything amazing, i'll admit i only watched it because of the cars and paul walker, but i was very impressed, the movie is kinda long but its worth it, especially the end, its awesome. i really didnt like the last movie, but this is definitely the best one! you will enjoy it

[zeejustin6]

@ElfangorAx

this movie has an insane 8/10 rating on imdb...so its somehow possible its not terrible or that its terrible and awesome!

[officialravenzoe]

You must make more videos, haha. This is great. Just you talking about shit. I miss when Youtubers used to just... vlog, you know? So yay this video.

[ElfangorAx]

"He doesn't even care. He doesn't even care!" XD

[weepingoldwillow]

i've never heard of this movie

[tehsimo]

i think u look cute...

[wouldyoulikeapickle]

could i love you anymore? Ha ha! i think not. Bottom line, i need to see this film. The rock, ludicrous, homo-errotic subtexts!!!! can it get any better really?

[HPNEEK]

Accessorize (Y) Except everything in there is ridiculously overpriced :(

[Paperlilies]

@HPNEEK actually I got that ring in the V&A museum! Way trashier than their normal stuff.

[douniamessaoudi]

This is the most hillarious vid, I love paprlillies

[KENKENNIFF]

I don't need to switch my brain off. Its on idle all the time.

[downthestreetteam]

i love the painting of peas in the background :D

[P00P0STER0US]

She actually made me want to see Fast Five. I would have thought that completely impossible. It was the grin at 2:35 that sold me. That movie must be so bad it becomes 'a beautiful thing'.

[thepartnerincrime]

The Godfather drinking games are THE BEST!! :D

[astronautjenny]

I live my life one quarter mile at a time.

[Paperlilies]

@astronautjenny ahahahaa

[DanteHell10]

"riding cars" i think your still a little drunk LOL

[Fuzzy192006]

paperlillies is so neat

she makes my peepee tingle

[PrincessKLS]

I like the first couple of Fast and the Furious but I haven't seen it in a while.

[YouveStolenMyEyes]

bahaha 2:35 is complete genius what a smile :)

[ThatBookGirl]

Brilliant. I'm worried whether or not I can follow the insanely complex plot, not having seen the previous four.

[Paperlilies]

@ThatBookGirl I think you'll be ok... just :P

[ricochetVendetta]

2:35 best bit Byrony for Queen

[TheGreatSteve]

With those rules you should have just set up an intravenous drip!

[tellul8r]

Reminiscing of the days when Byronys videos were some of the best around, so much so that the press picked up on it. What happened Byrony?? :(

Shes still cute though so whatever, we still love her :D

[noobenstein]

Bad film

[JWeb4U]

Movie drinking games are the BEST.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Bryony.

I played a drinking game, called "Hi Bob". We would watch the Bob Newhart show. During the show, we would drink a shot, when any charcter said "Hi, Bob." He was excessively popular in some episodes. Those were the ones where we would pass out before the end...

[littoelmisstrabbl]

No thank you, I do not want to watch this film.

Although it'd be a good excuse for excessive drinking...hmm.

*calls friends*

[TheOffcialACCFans]

Can you drink at the movies in England? In America, we can't. :C

[lazyhazycrazy]

@TheOffcialACCFans Sure you can. Just bring a flask and pour it into your soda if you want.

[munchingmoon123]

I like the pea painting on the wall in the background :)