Dane Cook Joke

[LyokoGirl720]

I love a guy who can take a tangent and run with it!

[adamwierzbicki]

no way that guy is catholic. uh uh no way

[LyokoGirl720]

@adamwierzbicki sounds catholic to me like he could double as my cousin who is catholic and acts the same way.

[LemonGnargle]

I'd hate to be the athiest in this story, he must know the world thinks he's an ass.

[Lotus201877]

"once he is paper, print the bible on him." Hmmmm it sounds like revenge

[PageIz]

I use Laser Mode!!!! xD

[PageIz]

WinDextor!!!! Ahahahaha. Made me interrupt my mom, who was watching Aladdin. xD

[PageIz]

65 people tried to find a ClusterFuck at the grocery store. xD

[TheLaxstar24]

65 people dident cover their fucking mouths!

[mewtwo101]

thumbs up if u googled up snarky lol

[xXGoNcAzXx]

Pablo Francisco, that is all....

[ruhiggins]

....my dad sheeze (spelling) like that >.> really

[BobbyOGLOC]

I AM WINDEXTOR AND I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOOOOOUUUULLLLL!!!!!!!! LMAO

[stunnah0o]

hahahhaha gesundheit !!!!!!

[Xaviertherocker]

Im athiest but I rspect every ones belifs That dude was just a jerk.

[Dancergurlf4life]

just to end this christian catholic shit, catholic is a meaning of "all" catholic and christians are pretty much the same thing catholics jsut believe in one more prophit christians believe in what we believe to be the truth AND what the catholics believe as well atheists dont believe in GOd at all big fucking woop! im a Christian and most of my family is Catholic so deal with it and let everyone believe what they wanna believe and shut the hell up!

[kinoc12]

religious debate, omg been there, the 2 pretty much cancel each other out, there is pretty much no winner until you die, i'm christian, the other guy is athiest, he goes so far as to call god a racist asshole

[ToughTiger7]

gotta love dane cook!

..Like your about to turn into a werewolf.. he just cocked and FUH

[dors42653]

aeiden dude its a form off of christianity. like Lutheran and the others

[elmoshaniquabarbieTV]

Snarky is a word!!! i googled it ahha and i wanna try the windex thing 2 haha

[Moonstream360]

teeh clusterfuck XDDDD im aithiest and proud of it!!

[Satori1800]

thanks for great video:)

dnt swet da sml stf, & its ll sm

[josephadamjonasxx]

funniest comedian ever.

i love dane cook (:

[allofthemwitches616]

hey!

1. catholics are better than christians!

2. DC is a fucking genius.

3. If you have a big atheist chip on your shoulder,

don't hate DC, just understand people believe different stuff!

Duh.

[SpartanSoldier440]

hey!

1. Catholics and christians are the same religion, believe it or not... You guys are christians too. We both serve the same God... everything else in this comment I agree with. But I thought I'd point out that catholics are in fact christians.

[Aeiden]

You fucking retard XD,Catholics ARE Christians.

[Mooferd]

my social studies teacher says gazuntite

[PCB0Y]

nigguity fuck haahaahaa

[Tigerclaws5050]

LMao a fucking ghost Bahahaha XDDD Love that man

[0smodius]

Dane Cook isn't funny, he's charismatic.

Maybe he really is funny, but his acts aren't, because he tailors them to the lowest common denominator, his retarded christian audience.

And fair enough, making smart people laugh isn't the best way to make money.

[thisv3nom]

hm a seemingly intelligent response, but evidently you're intelligence itself doesn't quite match up, i mean you said it yourself, making SMART people laugh doesn't make money and ironically you don't find it funny. Aside from that, if you can still understand this paragraph, when does it make sense for a christian audience to advocate comedy regarding the words "FUCK" repeatedly. they're laughing because it's funny, not because they agree. btw, uh,"retarded"? yeah, GREAT word.

[0smodius]

"you're intelligence"

Nice, lol. Yeah, your 'paragraph' IS hard to understand, being barely legible and all.

So you're implying christians don't like the word 'fuck'?

[SpartanSoldier440]

oh and in response to you saying christians just do whatever the next idiot tells them, you're the one who swallowed everything your liberal science teacher ever told you back in third grade. In fact, that Pseudoscience you learned back in the day composes your entire religion and worldview. So we really aren't that much different, are we?

[0smodius]

Because most christians are just trend-whores, with no fucking clue what principles they're adhering to. They haven't read the bible, they're just doing what some other idiot is telling them.

So yeah, retarded is a great word, because that's what christians are. Anyone who reads the bible and decides they want to follow its example is insane. It's why pastors pick and choose parts from the bible to read out, because they don't want people knowing about some of the shit that's in there.

[thisv3nom]

you got me on the "you're", i guess i should pay more attention when I'm typing. but in the end, you still have no idea what "you're" talking about.

:-*

did i use it right this time?

btw i find it awesome that you've been to every church and that you have the ability to enter the minds of every pastor to determine what excerpts and why they use them during mass. last time i checked, i could buy the bible from borders. but anyway, kudos for you!

YOUTUBE FIGHTTT!

[SpartanSoldier440]

Ok, I'm a christian, and I'm proud of it, and I love Dane Cook, but you don't need to slam my whole religion, and the fact that you said christians are his main following made me laugh... seriously, what made you think christians are just eating up dane cook like candy or something? Lots of people in lots of religions like Dane Cook. Just because you don't doesn't mean you have to judge everyone else like some third grader...

[SpartanSoldier440]

What's retarded is the fact that you can't handle someone believing something different than you. If you want to believe that nothing happened to nothing, and that nothing magically turned into something that exploded into the universe, good for you... but don't make the mistake of thinking that belief to be any more scientific or logical than christianity or anything else. Because guess what? it isn't. You're beliefs are as unprovable as mine or anyone else's

[Youtvber]

when he said that fykus part spit flew out of my mouth. lol first time ever that has happened!!! lol dane cook is aesome

[halofanjg]

i personaly think that he should stick with making movies.

[habuddude]

hahaha " he just cocked and FLAUH!!!!" lol dane cook is the king

[casser26]

i luv his laugh he does haha! <3

[BioAtomix]

lol!!! When you die nothing happens LMAO owned!

[bdoops]

filled with peanuts and fuck hahahaha

[courtmcqueen]

BEST DANE COOK JOKE EVAAAAA!!!!

[DudeFace1122331]

LMFAO

[KewlKutie]

haha

2:53

I love tht part!!

[keeperoftwilight]

agreed xD

[preppygothboy]

lol, i wonder who these people that run into dane cook are, lol.

[deeewd]

go aggressive religion !

[utubewannabe]

Snarky- short tempered or irritable

[bandgeeklemon]

so i googled snarky;

[NextenBlade]

OMFG!! ROFL TO THE MAX!!!

[linz1995]

I tried the Windex bottle and it farted at me

[Robert2393]

haha fukin hilarious

[lzbthwtts07]

hahahha!!

i love him.

he can make anything funny :)

[djdefjam89X]

lulz

[letsberunts]

HAHA he's on youtube and i'm in college.

[Robert2393]

wtf? that made no sense at all letsberunts

[DasHVillainy]

hahahahaha

[letsplaymakebelieve]

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[lindsaay09]

lmfao, HILARIOUS <3

[loganrocks13]

ummm clusterfuck? lolz

[jewjube69]

dane cook sucks the guys a fucking retard faget

[jami3r00]

and im sure you're hilarious

[jewjube69]

sorry about that that was my friend personally i think dane cook is hilarious =)

[marisunshine129]

you misspelled FAGGOT while trying to insult him and he's the retard?

[jewjube69]

once again that was my friend not me

[rachelpanay]

no matter what your beliefs Dane Cook is brilliant!

[KubaHeist]

not funny.

[1OOmattOO1]

that's nice (not even paying attention to what you commented) lol

[shawno90]

i tried that windex thing my cat jump on me out of no where

[TBRCFilms]

lol

[stacey323661]

clusterfuck XD

[XxsnowiexXXxchanxX]

Definitions of snarky on the Web: * sarcastic and irreverent, usually out of irritation

damn strait! :]

[webkinzluv11]

3:57

[CanadianMALE21]

8:39

[webkinzluv11]

3;57

[webkinzluv11]

0:12

[webkinzluv11]

1:26

[iamcool544]

hey there are chocolaty cluster fucks. its a cereal. an orgy in every bite.XD

[1dangerous2lethal]

im just a messenger for big guns upstairs.. hahahaahahahahahaha

[classicrock5]

he's an asshole

[screamlikeabanchee]

haha i know..gotta love it, though

[LuffsEmmettCullen]

Naw he didn't

[jrussel0]

douchebag

[Mustang1204]

Oh lol...

"wait, ive got 8 clicks...I'm taking the shot!"

[ichilov542]

i thought that said coke joke

[natashalimlihuei]

Hahaha Yeah! Me too!

[basoerak]

luvvvved it!! but i'm an atheist too.. but hey,, who can beat comedy!!

[Guerramacina]

hey when you die nothing happens.

[TheNewman4497]

0:57 LOLOOLOL

[partyboyedd]

lets go home boys lmao

[gurlyrockr96]

lol "once hez paper, print the bible on him!" how did he come up with that?!?! genius!

[bubbledusty]

i tried the windex thing and a ghost came out and cleaned my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

[bubbledusty]

so hilarious...

dne cook rocks my socks so har, i have to wear flip flops

[Ghostgal11]

MUHAAA I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL

[deidaraunpro]

LOL! "SHULALALALASH!!"

[deidaraunpro]

never mind i got mixed up with that coment....

lol! "full of peanuts and fuck!" *dies of laughter* cough cough

[aaaholla]

WHERE WAS THIS??

[moviefan711]

Hysterical

[jkshoujk]

Milk chocolatey clusterfucks xD

[jasminlovesrock]

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[ihavtugo]

print the bible on him that was hilarious

[AndPeriwinkle]

lol that they print the Bible on him! That`s hilarious

[Dance1187]

who really sneezes like tht lmaoo.

never put tht shit halfway dont do tht! lol

[AustralianHPfan]

hehehe i love him he's so funny. i like quote him at school and no one knows him!!!

[CryingCrimsonTears]

this is a hilarious vid. i love Dane Cook.

Oh, and im athiest. i totally dont take offense to this though cuz its his opinion

[sdgal12]

nuggety fuck

[saster47]

it's just a joke ppl calm down

[SneakyToenail]

windextor lol

[ZarlanTheGreen]

Stupid arrogant christian vs stupid arrogant atheist... -_-

[wazz112233]

dnt cll atheist's stupid or ignorant, or Christains eithr

[ZarlanTheGreen]

First of all, I didn't. I said that the atheist and christian in question, are stupid.

Secondly, would you please learn to spell properly?

[Bigmac961]

OMG the last part made me laugh so hard! XD

"Print the Bible on him" lol

[skudlick]

nice try

[RandomBlueArmadillo]

thats wat im talkin about! lol that rocks

[NecroEvoker]

the last part was funny

[WickedMind222]

I was expecting him to say if you don't line it up that it was going to spray back in your eyes XD and he was going to freak out XDD

But windetor XDD

[JKERNS0824]

print the bible on him LOL

[Mattoxicator]

He's not all that funny...and for anyone who would send me back one of the common and yet biting replies, I don't think I could do better and I don't purposely go around searching this guy up, in fact I'd never heard of him until today.

[Cuppycake1011]

u suck

[Mattoxicator]

The deja vu is overwhelming...

[majorbabe69]

where is this from?

[fatlips1]

the vicious circle

[electricgwitar]

print the bible on him:D:D:D

[nitamikajonas]

this is sneeze

[rshotshot]

stolen joke, yawnnnnnn

[cidXsherra]

i am windextor!!!

[Eyedunno]

"One of his funniest jokes, just got to not be judgemental"

In other words, as long as you have no taste in comedy, this is HILARIOUS!

[dyingtobethin15]

Milk choclatey CLUSTERFUCK

[coquicita]

OMG this whole time i have been crackin up the whole time

because i was goin to do that but i decided not to

[SharinganDrawer]

i found out what snarky meant

[tdizzy250]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhah clusterfuck! filled with peanuts and fuck!!! lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bestfriend8999]

lol the first time I saw this hoke I was laughing so hard when i stoped laughing i started choking cuz then i would laugh again I was dying I had to run to the kitchen to get water I was cracking up blood!

[BJwashere]

wow...

[5233484]

u should see a doctor man, this is beyond laughter lmoa

[clicqs]

once he's paper you print the Bible on him! that is sooooo worth the 5/5 ratings lol!!!

[ughanation]

Best Dane Cook joke ever!

[candycaneinc]

lmao tears in my eyes lol

[hiiiii2424]

i love dane cook ! the end was too good for words :)

[Emily122314]

I'm i a JESUS LOVER

[medicalyunstble]

gesundheit!!!!!!!

[Orangeys]

I'm that kind of Atheist!

[Alternativerockergrl]

omg funny as hell

[thevideo9846]

XD i love the windextor part and the sniper scope on windex part too

[KAtHaRiNa4GrEeNdAy]

the gesundheit thing was mean :(

[met295]

how is it mean? =.=

[shadicandsonow]

LOL I googled snarky... its a word!

[ADHD115]

ball of lint = cluster f*ck

[ihearttechnology1]

" and once he's paper, they'll print the bible on him" BURRN!! lmfao

[justhere2wtch]

omg !! fave video!!

[ihatekeeblerelfs]

I don't see how his view count isn't in the millions he's sooo funny.

[awesomebob56]

he makes up words alot. i dont see how people think thats hilarious

[dreamsxx]

i love dane cook.

hes so funny

[squeezeslemons]

that's a big ass crowd lol, he deserves it too he's funny as hell

[coolioj2]

HILARUS

[jazon345]

I cried of laughter when he said "And whenever he makes him paper he makes him the Bible." I couldn't stop laughing!

[xXxETWxXx]

wow....he didnt even say it like that and you have quotation marks around it....your brain is fucked dude....hell your brain is a clusterfuck

[SharinganDrawer]

Dane Cook's legs look so small

[Darkside780]

SteppenRazr stfu you ignorent bitch,Dane rocks and i speak for everyone when i say,you should burn in hell.DANE ROXZ BITCH!

[thecaxolguy]

i thought my head was bout to explode from holding in my laugh at the windextor part xD

[willowpuff]

Haha, this guy is ACTUALLY funny.

I'm Athiest but I would never laugh at a guy for believing. What a dick that guy was.

[Darkside780]

your a nice Atheist,every Atheist i talk to is an ass,(not saying all are)

[willowpuff]

lol thanks. You do get the arrogant, "How the HELL can you think that you're stupid" Athiest, but then you get the humane ones who actually appreciate that everyone's beliefs and thoughts are different.

[xXGarranoSabakuXx]

OMFG!!! I tried the Windex thing... and... WINDEXOR CAME OUT!!!! lolz, jk,jk. But I fucking love that Atheist joke. What i thought would have been funny was that "What would have happened if that guy was in the audience?" I've alway's wanted to know that!!

[eerr5t2]

LOOL xD

[RockToTheBonJovi]

Hahahaha I am windextor!! He told you not to! XD lol Dane is the best! XD

[kibawolffan]

xDDD one of the best jokes ever

[bradkal]

that's a good idear

[karanrulesall]

oo .... the last part if the BEST =)

[willowpuff]

Hahaha, that was pretty good.

[Youngbaker123]

Man hes funny!

[1hardcorehottie]

god i just want to like live a day in his brain. he is hilarious! i would love to think like him! :DD great vid.

[NJItalian56]

no chocalty cluster fuck would exsited lmfao =)