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  • fuck america 

  • This is supposed to be comedy. It's not funny. The one thing that this man said that is true is that there are "certain assholes in the American political system". Of course that's true because politicans and assholes are one in the same.

  • He must be a lowlander. Highlanders would have thrown the bums out, like when they tossed the tea in the drink.

  • All right. I listened all the way to the end, and he's right. We DON'T have good leaders. However, once we've evicted Obama and made sure nothing's missing from the White House, we'll install proper leadership.

  • FUCK YOU

  • his accent is the same as microsoft sam haha

  • @thekalekoi yes, I see what you mean. The stupid people are always in charge for some reason .

  • wow thats y americans look stupid be cause some one makes dumb comments. hint hint that accent is gay. it may seem odd to use but not gay.

  • I'm American and I get the feeling this guy is pretty smart. Keep speaking your mind. You don't have to be born here to speak your mind.

  • MISTER CLEAN?? CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??

  • haha it does pish it doon here man hes got a point lol

  • what a gay accent

  • @TheRogerramjett The scottish accent isn't gay.

  • @MrCherubhair1 ..to me it sounds gay,,If someone spoke to me like that here I would fight my self to hold the laughter from coming out..To me it sounds gay and soft

  • @TheRogerramjett Where are you from then? Whats your accent?

  • @MrCherubhair1 ,,Im just saying that because I have a thick manly voice compare to this fella on video,,This is just my opinion..Im an Aussie and proud of it

  • @TheRogerramjett Convict.

  • @MrCherubhair1 he's Scottish you nonce.

  • @joshkelly666 I wasn't asking about the guy in the video you knob.

  • hehehhe he sounds like mr. finley

  • In Scottland The rain chooses to stay rain lmaoo

  • what is this knob going on about ?

  • Cheers to a fellow raiders fan? Its takes balls to admit that these days

  • what a Baldness

  • I am American, but have lived on the other side of the world for over 5 years. Can't wait to go back!

  • @TheKalekoi I actually am an American, I was just trying to promote unity. This is exactly what I am talking about.

  • @TheSnapey22 Like I said dude, no all american think like you... anyway, I do believe too that our reals enemies are that special class who decided about our life.

  • I think I figured out what every other countrys problem with America. They are so use to bitching about their home country and pissed off that our country is better that they have to bitch about something they find anything to bitch about out country. lol

  • Why can't we discard our pride and nationalism , and come together and globally unite?

  • @TheSnapey22 I agree the problem is USA, who never work together with the rest!.

  • Kuwait doesnt hate america , kosovo bosnia and croatia DONT hate america ! The ones who hate america are those who cant get away with their murderous crap because america puts them back in their place !

  • @ppaull40 America = murder those who aren't loyal to America or Those countries who have the guts to stand against the hegemony of the American Empire. The USA invades every countries that tries to stand against the will of the US government.

  • @ppaull40 Sure, said the same to Vietnam!!!... c´meon poor looser, give thanks to us, Europeans and Canadians for save your stupid ass thousands of times. Just once USA trying to fight alone and we know how many American soldiers died... so, still dreaming. By the way, I supposed in your joke school education, had you learn that Canada take Washington while ago... so, does accept your country is a JOKE!...

  • By the way... might I note you´r no so smart, well I don´t blame you, Europe have thousands of good schools and College, better quality food, better culture and less fast food and fatties, anyway... Can I bet, you think is real Bin Laden. Well your week and lie Government, might your people believe it´s true.

  • @TheKalekoi HEY DUMB ASS !!! If the vietnam and korean wars were conflicts of the cold war US v Commies .WHICH THEY WERE ! ,Then if the communists are worth fuck all today,not even russia is commie , and the US is STILL kicking arse all over the place ...THEN WHO WON THE COLD WAR DICKHEAD !!!

  • @ppaull40 okay, might I note with your comments, that you´re a boy and doesn´t have any idea about nothing. First ALL EUROPE HATE AMERICA... I´m European, you no!!!!, so I get the reason. Second, your looser country last two wars then. Today and even in the Past Russia is way more powerful and USA. Anyway, you´re kid and need to learn much more about history, sociology, etc...

  • @TheKalekoi your a godless communist serb ! A so called christian who JUST LIKE BIN LADEN used our LORDS name for murder and violence ! Those days are OVER asshole get used to it !

  • Ive stood on that hill in the pishing of the rain. Im still hereand Ill tell you somthing the pishing of the rain is nothing compared to the pish that you slaaver

  • haha I think this guy is great.

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  • To be a true American patriot, you have to criticize the government.

    I love America, I just hate our politics.

  • Screw USA... Canadian Rulez!!!!... c´meon, AMERICA like that, is not just that crappy country, called USA... the best country ever for live is Canada, if do you like the wine, then Chile, if do you enjoy see beauty women everywhere, Argentina and Uruguay. Anyway, I do hate USA!.

  • @TheKalekoi "best country for ever live?" ??? I would respect your opinion, but you're giving 0 reasons to hate America.

  • @packers256 Okay, you're right, I have not given reasons. Where I start?. Okay, I'll leave aside my european background. 1_ First the world does not belongs to them and their culture is a poop. The worst thing is they act like they belong and their culture was the best in the world. 2_ have spread the lie of Al Qaeda around the world to justify murder, theft and violations of weaker peoples. 3_ Governments which justify their theft with unnecessary wars.

  • @TheKalekoi 4_ maintain their own people in ignorance and fear to handle them. 5_ Immigration Law?, Discrimination law ... 6_ If you speak Spanish, a redneck tan that could discriminate and treat me with contempt. This point is funny. Most Europeans are more white, tall and with aspects more "Aryan", which almost all rednecks. 7_ The economy sucks and pretend that the world we have to save them.

  • @TheKalekoi theft murder and violations of weaker people ??? Have you forgotten Kuwait ? Kosovo ? the whole point is you muslim idiots thought that you were going kill us and take over the world . Hahahahahahahahahahahahah . You havent and do you know what you have done ? you have turned islam into the abode of war ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

  • @ppaull40 I m not Muslim.... asshole... We got more reasons for hate them. We got a medieval history fighting again them... what do you have in your crappy country?, why do you hate arabians?. At least, my country was an Empire and still been a develop country. Sill eaten all the lies from USA, for that reason ALL EUROPE, hate your screw culture!...

  • @TheKalekoi I REPEAT Britain france and the rest of western europe DONT hate america Italy ,germany, croatia,bosnia, kosovo albania , turkey , They DONT hate america ! So who hates america ? YOU LOSER !!!!! No one else !!!

  • @TheKalekoi you are a brainwashed idiot

  • DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA, If you want to be shot or raped by fat women

  • @thevintage70 south

  • Im scottish and i learned how to avoid rain! By using an umbrella!

  • this guy is a super ass hole

  • I hate America so much..

    ...And I don't live there! xD

  • @alphaleone1 And thats why you are ignorant, you dont know what it is like here, your just an ignorant moron.

  • @TheDARIEN54321 But your country always was hostile to ours. More than that, you won the Cold War. We lose. Why shouldn't I hate you?

  • @alphaleone1 Maybe if Stalin wasnt so hostile towards us, things would have been different. Just because a country one doesnt mean you have to hate them, look at Japan. they love us.

  • @alphaleone1

    Why should you hate someone for the actions of other people?

  • @alphaleone1 Why do you hate it then :) ?

  • i'm a muslim and i don't hate america i really wan't to go there since i'm a kid

    but the west hates muslims.. so i'll stop thinking about going there cause i don't want to be called a terroriest... :( american people is good but the gov. sucks!

    greeting from UAE.

  • @TheDarkPrinceful

    We wont call you a terrorist. My family is from Mexico. I'm Hispanic, and everyone treats me the same. No one even cares what you are or where you come from. They just know you're with them and thats all that matters. They will treat you as family like they did to other countries during the wars.

  • @TheDarkPrinceful Americans dont hate muslims. Ignorant people hate muslims. You can find them all over the world. If you dont understand someones culture. Naturally you'll lean towards the side of not likable. We're just conditioned to dislike eachother for whatever reason Prince. Dont feed into stereotypes famo and youll be a better person for it. Come to America. Its lots to enjoy here. The Land Of The Free.

  • There are plenty of other countrys you could take you complaining to!

  • america es un continente piche pelon come cacas....

  • Cheers Scottish brother. The political system is rigged...I feel ya

  • Look Stotsman im Polish and i live in Sweden about 20 years.

    Im in very fokin situation, i love you man, learn me drink single -malt i can learn you all about vodka.

    Ye i love you, still im not a gay.

    And i belive in bagpipes, not in loch ness monster.

    And most of all i believe in fokin settler culture

  • Get out of America if you dont like cold rain move to Africa

    

  • then why don't you move to a country that isn't America OR Scotland?

  • omg, does this guy like the sound of his own voice ..... where as i cant stand anymore .

  • First of all, the US is totally controlled by the dirty Jews. Its a filthy, dirty, rotten country in every way. The USA's idolization of muddled words like democracy, free enterprise, and equal rights serves as an ideal distraction from the fact that its a brutal dictatorship. The US is based on lies, based on theft, just look at its history. Its a farce controlled by a criminal bandit race that's going to get what's coming to it very soon.

  • American govern't is shit, owned and operated by the billionaire elitists who share a common goal: killing off population. Republicans and Democrats are the same. Idiotic and misinformed people who voted, hoping for a good "change" and go around waving US flag like "Woooo! I'm Proud American! Obama!!". The fuck.

  • @kimonji Obama and the US flag shouldn't be used in the same sentence... obama and AMERICA shouldn't be used in the same sentence. LOL

  • @GongFuSiTai So apparently you fight for countries that you wish to destroy? Japan supports us as we support them, same with china, and russia. You're kind of in between with ur beliefs arent you? Make up your mind then post something as idiotic as you did.

  • @Oscar8298 Oooh, man i wish i was a reptile. Like a chameleon where i could chnage my colors to blend in. or maybe a turtle... i like turtles. oooooooooooh... how about a snake, then i can smell with my tounge and if im poisonous ill bite the FUCK outta you till ur dead. hahahahahahaahaha

  • fuckyou

  • Where in Scotland are you from? I have never heard your accent before it's quite unique!!

  • I will send to you a little more colombian drugs(cocaine), thats all that you need, mother

    fucker american,reptilians of the world.

  • @Oscar8298 those bitchs valen berga fucking balncos de a berga le hacemos favores mandando druga y no sacan a cara

  • Our politicians ARE generally idiots. And about a good portion of the comments; it's fine to make jokes about American stereotypes, but to actually believe that every American fits said stereotypes is just ignorant.

  • This guy is racist for about every race. Look at he's fucking video's.

  • One half of my family is Scottish, I'm English & I love Scottland... not so much the weather though, but the accents are awesome.

  • There is nothing wrong with criticizing America if you live here... that's what America is all about, people expressing what they'd like to change. That is what makes America great, our ability to shape it to be anything since there is no dictator standing in our way.

  • I have american teachers they are really nice and good people

    but i hate the fucking GOVERNMENT of US and thier media

  • Haha nice comeback, because you know it's TRUE. Azteca go sacrifice yourself and clean up your filthy pathetic country and grow balls to speak out against your OWN Government. Before the Spaniards go finish the job and the other tribes around you.

  • I think i dont like your fucked up accent which sounds annoying , stupid bald ass head and ... just bullshit

  • My favourite bumper sticker:

    BE NICE TO AMERICA

    OR WE'LL BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR COUNTRY

  • The Americans murder the innocent in IRAQ for PETROL....Then they hide this action with fancy terms like: ''Democracy'' and ''Defending our freedoms''That's way the world dislikes and do not trust the Americans.Fucking simple enough.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA Talk about your OWN country MEXICO before you make comments about other countries. Mexico is Full of corruption and you guys don't complain or protest. GET OVER IT, Stay on your side of the border.

  • @Griff1319 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah So your mother its female dog.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA : no one seemed to trust George Bush when he was talking about planting freedom germs and then let democracy grow... but look, 7 years later came the Arab Spring, actually promoting freedom. I've never been for the War in Iraq, but on that very point, Bush was right.

  • @TheThreeHundredHemi Non sense bullshit.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA : I don't catch it. Could you explain us on what you disagree instead of being so rude ?.... please

  • It's like the David Cross bit; if you whine about the "gay agenda" or the "war on Christmas" sending us to hell in a handbasket you're a great American.

    If you criticize the US' foreign policies, the drug war, oil subsidies, etc., you can just GTFO.

  • dude go back to scotland

  • @USAEnclavegoverment Dude He makes sense, and I am an American. This is a great country but really no matter if your Democrat or Republican or a third party majority of them are just crooks and take bribes from big companies. We all need to stick together so that their is a future for our chidrens ,childrens etc. Lokk how messed up our country is. to TOLTECAAZTECA look at Mexico talk about corrupt and you guys don't even have the BALLS to stand up for your rights but you come here & complain.

  • @Grii just love our military and the entire country

  • blah blah blah,what the hell are you ranting about baldy

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  • omg! he uploaded this song on my birthday! like this if your birthday is on august 26!

  • You fucking funny

  • 2:18 - 2:33 :) hahaha

  • I Love your Accent

    

  • 7/11 that day will live on in history for as long as we live, amen

  • i like american booty

  • i like USA

    - guy from holland

  • I LIKE SCOTLAND!!

  • LOVE YOUR COUNTRY. HATE YOUR GOVERNMENT

  • @1GreatLake THANK YOU!

  • @1GreatLake Agreed.

  • @1GreatLake to live bettter leave this country to the natives americans you bitchs go back to europe that might works nd dont forget your money keep it to urself

  • @ANDREW1994ization Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie or Ontario?

  • @1GreatLake

    I hate all in America!!!

    I will kill Americas Goverment and all their supporters. Japanese, Chinese, Serbia, Russia, Chechnya: I fight for you

  • @1GreatLake I'm American and I agree.

  • @1GreatLake Thank you. The goverment is the problem with America.

  • wow ur rasisit about ur home land and yes there are some dumbasses in the political system

  • @dude1239201 HAHA! boy the definition of "racism" sure has changed since I was in school. Apparently, If you do not like the weather someplace, you are a racist! WTF, dude?

  • @dude1239201 I dont like the weather in northwest ohio so i must be racist too.

  • This is hilarious...educated... and non offensive...thats very hard to do...good job

  • Actually colour has been invented in those parts of Scotland, colours just aren't allowed there.

    Colours are fun.

  • "NWO" & "Illuminati" ... how it was constructed in several videos, with the voi ce and also (?) with the film pictures by M. Jamal or others are often a clar and typical antisemite (world)conspiracy propaganda type of nazis & SS-nazi-islamist Moh. Amin al-Hussaini - see w.photospalestine.free & w.tellTheChildrenTheTruth.c -, later by KGB & his followers. - This was the fanatism-tool what made 100.Tsnds of germans & muslems murder ! - -

  • THIS IS MY DAMN HERO !!!

  • Funny......glad you like the USA!!!! Land of the Free and Home of the Brave!

  • you're a good speaker

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • Lol

  • just... shut up.

  • hahaha nice job

  • shut up fagot !!

  • that last bit supposed to be a penis? i caught that one.

  • i don't hate our country.. I hate the corrupt elite/politicians who swindle the system. Our Federal Gov is ripping us all off and not a single American even knows, excluding the OWS protestors.. As Americans we are so brainwashed that we disrespect the protestors without even researching what it is about. it's how we are we judge and are egotistical and go along with whatever the Mainstream media points at us.. A lot of us are waking up though..

  • @Gtrplyr1 Not just america the world :/

  • @Gtrplyr1 Politicians are just puppets in the hand of the bourgeoisie !!!

  • Scottish twat. Why didn't you go to the opposite, (but still familiar enough for yr wee brain)? - BRASIL! Shit, there's a huge chunk of the USA colder and more miserable than Scotland! In Brasil you could learn a bit more, also, and that could maybe help your comedy actually approach funny... (PS. I LOVE SCOTLAND and the Scottish, not all of ye, but generally.)

  • Don't irradiate the donuts! You'd take out poor old Homer Simpson!

  • If you hold my hot dog?

  • america is cool but the people in charge suck

  • Funny as hell!

  • say what you want Mark....most of the dickbags that populate this country are so filled with pharmaceutical drugs and fluoride that is dumbing them down they are not even human anymore. They are just repeaters of the lies that they are told on the TV that is their god. American is being destroyed from the inside out and the zombies are too stupid to notice with their cellphones shoved up their asses. oh yeah and if they learn anything about the system they speak out of their asses.

  • @shollyac68 you're FUCKING GODDAMN RIGHT, every single world. especially about pharmaceutical drugs and fluoride, those guys are being actually brainwashed

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  • i like pop-tarts

  • america is awesome

  • his videos are so funny , i love it

  • Americans should not believe all the propaganda that Europe hates you. its total BS. most people is intelligent enough to understand that without the USA, life would not be so sweet. Especially among our senior citisens that remember World War 2 and the Marshall plan afterwards have much love for America.

    Ofcourse the US is not perfect, but neither is any other nation. Atleast here in scandinavia, most people have lots of respect for the USA. So dont buy in to the Europe hates USA crap.

  • @Scweppy the only ppl who doesn't hate USA are the IGNORANT ones who knows nothing on world politics, and whose culture is made up from television and shit

  • @lordvivecjjj Bet you like the MONEY you get from us , don't you? The US should cut funding from every country that hates us. Not a penny to them. Then watch you come begging.

  • @marianne72343 Yes I do. But I'm not even barely nowhere like you, I don't LIVE for money like americans.You made up the whole world so that poors are to be exploited by riches, whose power is pretty much endless. So, since I am not willing to be exploited by you scumbags of humanity, I rather become rich and exploit YOU (since everyone can become rich and exploit others, I CAN TOO and you must pray I wont). Your economics will (and already is,actually: just look at china) turn against yourself

  • @lordvivecjjj Where you from?

  • @marianne72343 why do you care? Are you trying to troll me or something?

  • @lordvivecjjj Where you from?

  • I. .l.o.v.e. .y.o.u.r. .a.c.c.e.n.t.

  • He lives here for a better economic life! But he hates that reality. Be honest Jacobite!

  • @NOISLAMINUSA and he's fucking right

  • @lordvivecjjj I think it is hilarious to see UK Citizens moving here out of economic necessity and then rant about the hatred of America on youtube. Go home to Eastern India UK LImies. 

  • @NOISLAMINUSA I'm not english, why do you quote me? Anyway, I am actually willing to emigrate, probably to US. But America's society is SHIT, I can only hope it will change somehow, because right now it's faulting from all sides and if you fail to understand that, then again, what can I tell ya?

  • I believe you meant to say Immigrate, not Emigrate. Right? Who knows where your from as you are obviously not planning to tell us here. Either way. Frankly your the type we just don't want in the USA. If were such SHIT, as you so eloquently put it. You narrow minded twit, then don't come to our country. EVER!

  • americans dont have a culture, if i said my scottish friend is coming over to see you, you get an idea of who hes going to be. if i say my american friend is coming to stay with you, you have no idea who your getting.

  • @musicIuvr One thing Americans have culture every type you can imagine plus the uk can choose whatever culture they want to be it's a choice im catholic i can choose to be jewish im hispanic but i do'nt have to act or live like one enough of the stereotypes if you do'nt like any stereotypes where you are do'nt be so hypocritical. I'm not saying this to attack you i'm just trying to edify you.

  • @musicIuvr yes I do, I can easily imagine some ignorant, fatty redneck who dislikes anything about any other culture... that's what I easily expect

  • @lordvivecjjj I was talking about american, NOT scottish!!! xD

  • @lordvivecjjj That same fatty redneck saved England, France, Poland, etc. from speaking Kike. We are quite proud of our Isolationist views on the world. Clearly Europeans have embraced multi cultural-ism to their own detriment. Hence the reason German Chancellor stated it failed!! We Americans can respect and appreciate the diversity and uniqueness of other cultures, but we don't want it changing our cultural landscape. Like it did in England . More like Bali now.

  • @NOISLAMINUSA everything you said, is THE OTHER WAY AROUND from reality

  • EVERYTHING, JUST EVERYTHING. I'm scared

  • @musicIuvr That is the most ridiculous statement I ever heard. How can a country with every single cultural demographic on the earth, not have elements of those great cultures? Frankly you don't know what your talking about. I can trace my family lineage to the 1500's of Northern England s Cumbria county. In fact a village there still bears my families surname. What about you?

  • MUSLIM never hate USA; MUSLIM love USA; but MUSLIM disagree with US foreign policy. MUSLIM really hate Usama bin Ladin who destroyed World Trade Center in New York.

    MUSLIM strongly believe that Usama bin Ladin must be killed. US invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and US army killed 10X more muslim in Iraq and Afghanistan than Usama bin Ladin kill American at World Trade Center in New York

  • @sofyans1234 so don't attack us and we won't kick your asses...the Germans and the Japs learned this as well.

  • @SOFSoldier1 vietnam kciked your ass

  • @SOFSoldier1 well you lot are the ones attacking people in Afghanistan, Iraq, and treading all over the world! haven't you had enough of the killing? all we hear on the news is how many soldiers were killed etc. What about how many innocent civilians that get killed because of your troops terrorizing! The US ARMY is a goddamn terrorist. Maybe not the soldiers themselves, but the politics that has kept them where they still are , ruining peoples lives! I hate the american government, not people!

  • @sofyans1234 We sure did. They call that retribution sir! Ever heard of not waking the sleeping dragon?

  • VAN HALEN!!

  • I am organizing to bomb some of the USA military bases in Asia especially those in ASEAN countries,the usa government should just stop being bitchy and messing around all over the world.

  • @BATURUSHA GET OFF THE INTERNET

  • @BATURUSHA Are you? Sweet....thanks for telling us all here and I should tell you I work for the US Military. Look forward to looking you up.