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  • 20:38

    wow that was really good editing. :)

  • this phelous guy is pretty funny. His delivery is one of the reasons, so deadpan.

  • FATALITY.

  • I take that back it wasn't too long. It had plenty of good jokes, I liked your re-edit of the movie and Sub-Zero's appearance is great

  • This was a good review, a little long but enjoyable and you certainly pointed out the most ridiculous parts of this movie. I haven't seen this movie since I was 4. Man it's awful. I know you can't say every movie about a kid and an alien is a rip-off of ET but this is not just one of those, it's worse

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  • Does anybody else think that Mac looks like the baby from Eraserhead?

  • not nearly amphibious enough to bet he baby from Eraserhead, it just looks like a cheap Chinese ET ripoff toy....

  • R U talking about the alien dad or Phelous???

    IF YOU MEAN THE DAD: You're Correct!!

    IF YOU MEAN PHELOUS: You're Correct!!!

    Good review..........

  • he just looks drugged at 19:37

    probably hasn't even got a clue of whats goin on

  • there not dangerous

    AAH JUST GO FALL OFF THE CLIFF AGAIN YOU DUMBASS

    there is nothing else to say .

  • LOOOOOOOOL

    The kid in the wheelchair is the reason of all the problems in the world, cant anyone see it...of course he as superpowers xD

  • my reaction was the same as phelous when the alien got sucked in xD omfg

  • This movie is like if ET was gay. And why a wheelchair? Are we suppose to feel sorry for him?

  • Fatality! Get out of here Sub-Zero. BEST AFTERQUOTE EVER!

  • Fuck you!

  • I fail to see how one of the WORST MOVIES EVER MADE could ever be deemed as amazing. Either you're fucking retarded or you have no standards. Also, I'd actually study English before attempting to criticise a professional reviewer, or construct a sentence; it makes you look very stupid otherwise.

    You're awesome Phelous. One of the most original reviewers I've come across.

  • love it, i think the short version would have been way better

  • i lol'd when the vaccuum sucked you up

  • skittles only if you eat the red ones last.. no wait thats smarties

  • yourmturtles board game an old mate had the same game cool

  • moo moo ranch

  • Why don't we use CocaCola for our cancer patients?

  • lol

  • What's that song at the 10:25 mark? It's pretty funny.

  • Ha ha, I can hear your Starscream, Vegeta and Jeice in your voice. Heh heh.

  • Heh, nice review. This movie would be perfect for Mystery Science Theater. Man, I miss that show.

  • the title shud be mc donalds the cliff falling , the coke and the crackhead aleins

  • I think that was the BEST part hahaha

  • "Hey Mac, want some water?"

    "No, way! get that non-carbonated garbage out of my face!" hahahahahahahahaha I actually laughed at that. Not LOL I laughed

  • 14:30 thats all you need to watch!

  • LMAO nice. This is what happens when smoking pot goes wrong, you get the munchies for Big Macs crave coke products and still can write but it is probably better that you don't. For example Mc Dicks never was that exciting in the 80's or ever for that matter. An alien driving a Pink caddy is about as random as u get but not a good random like the scary tunnel from Willy Wonka. Total ludicrous. In reality those aliens wouldn't be american citzens, NASA would be probing up the ass or vice versa

  • i applaud you for being able to sit through this mindless moronic mess. you are truly a very brave soul.

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  • "the power of McDonalds" LOL

  • I loved this movie, but I also enjoyed this review. Nicely done.

  • Your reviews got shorter since this one, it kinda shows how the evolutin of a webseries works. I love your reviews.

  • i forgot about those stupid aliens becoming american citizens! it's too bad as a kid you don't realize the ridiculousness of some kid movies. this review was effing hilarious. you need to do more

  • haha XD I actually really liked the movie when i was a kid but this review kicks ass

  • excellent review. get rid of the action figures though, it makes you look like an aspie.

  • lol vacums

  • Dead On review, thanks! I was crying laughing...

  • Was the planet really called Quarterus Poundus???

  • Thats brilliant! It's all so true

  • Can we get this in high quality? This video is brilliant - and every time you get more out of it.

  • I can only imagine what the board meeting for this movie went like:

    "Let's take E.T., but let's change the bicycle to a wheelchair, leave cups of Coke for bait instead of Reese's Pieces, and hide the creature in a teddy bear costume instead of a ghost costume. However, leave the frustrated single mom, the jock older brother, the California suburbs, the pursuing government agents, and the magical healing powers in...and we've got ourselves a bankable movie!"

    About ten people get up and leave.

  • How come the aliens could bring the kid back to life but can't give him the ability to walk again?

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  • I'll give the movie credit for a good soundtrack, but otherwise watching this review is better than the movie. There are other absurdities pointed out in other reviews, but well done.

  • Laugh tracks actually make this movie better

  • oh i just noticed that the older brother in this movie is also named michael just like in ET!

  • lmfao!

  • FATALITY

  • lol fatality

  • LMFAO! They became american citizens!?

  • No worries, like I said, it was a great review!...LOL, i'll pass the offer on next time I talk to him, however I can't imagine he'd be too enthusiastic about revisiting that movie. I just have fun and give him a little shit about it every once in a while...

  • LMFAO!!! Great review bro, I was laughing my ass off!...The really funny thing is, Jade is a friend of mine. He likes to poke fun at the movie and get a good laugh out of it as well. It's the kind of movie, that is so over the top bad, it's good! Oh, one comment though, when you mentioned him moving his legs... He is disabled, born with a condition called spina bifida, he's been in a chair his whole life. I'll be forwarding this vid onto him, i'm sure he'll be laughing his ass off as well!

  • Ahh apologies for that one then.

    Glad you liked the review and that's really cool that you know him and that he makes fun of it himself. Hope he'll enjoy it, I'd love to make some kind of video with him about the movie if he is up for such shenanigans.

  • I didn't know you knew Jade Calegory I used to like this movie as a kid. BTW it sad that he was born with spina bifida but hey I have to give him credit for playing Eric in this movie. I read about him doing wheelchair events for Special Olympics. Heck I even did my own parodies of the wheelchair going over scene too.

  • Worse 80's film ever!!!!!!.

  • I like thsi review. just make it a bit shorter and it'll be even better ;)

  • Are you kidding? I wanted this review to go even longer!! I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Quartus Poundus??? Man, you can already tell this film has McDonalds product placement, aside from the title. Man, this is so stupid and pointless, it's funny.

    Awesome review.

  • Great review. Love it. Points you missed are:

    At 7:05 when the aliens are 'communicating' with their son they are walking one direction, only to stop and turn around and 'whistle' to their son alien. So why aren't they heading in their son's direction instead of walking away?

  • I mentioned that when they find the rest of the aliens out in the desert.

  • One big McDonald's & Coke Commercial

  • the only good part of the movie was the wheelchair part. what a ET rip-off!

  • lmao awsome review , i loved the way u put laughing people in the backround like show..lol

  • OH! Your shirt stands for Red Matter! I thought it stood for Ronald McDonald!

  • An Alien child in a teddy bear costume dancing on the counter of a McDonalds restaurant whilst Ronald looks on............................ .........only Americans could make this film.

  • In ET where Elliot Called his brother "penis Breath" They didn't have a similar one here with the Kid calling his Mum Clitoris Breath.

  • Excellent review. The mom blaming her wheelchair-bound son for all the plants inside remids me of the cops blaming Kevin Dillon's character for somehow dissolving a guy in the 1988 remake of the Blob.

  • Mac and Me= E.T. with product placement.

  • lmao awesome review DAMMIT IM JOHNNY CAGE!!!!

  • Wait this kid is suppose to have moved from Chicago and is mesmerized by seeing a lot of cars.

  • haha epic lolz for that review dude. :¬D

  • review street fighter next( or the MK2 movie)

  • I think Phelous would be the first one to review MK Annihilation if he chose to. =D

  • Do you watch movies?

  • this is soo funny

    i don't get the reason for mac and me

  • man I have been hoping someone would do something like this for this movie.... please take Okoa's (and mine) advice and make more movie reviews... they don't even have to necessarily be this long if you are worried about time problems.... I really wish I could see you do this to a bunch of films out there

  • Funneh, funneh stuff.

    Had me in stitches the whole way through!

    ^.^b

  • So do you think you'll be doing movie reviews somewhat regularly? That would be really great if you did.

  • I'm considering it. Thanks!

  • Sub-Zero Unmasked!

    Lol

  • I love this review. Nice work. XD

  • that was pretty funny, i think your accent helped.

  • The movie was pretty much a MacDonald's and Coke advertisement. :P Funny stuff....Funny stuff

    ~JHunter.

  • Hahahahaha!!!! That movie sucked ass.

  • What a shitty movie! Definately worth watching this review. Not sure about the movie though.

  • can a movie reviewer even have a heart attack?:P

  • No its just for dramatic effect

  • u dont understand what he means

  • I do know what he ment. Rayden says it in one of the episodes. Good try though

  • CAUGHT ME! UH OH SPAGETTIOS!

  • noooooooooooooooooope

  • I guess they just forgot to put that in the PIIIIIILOT!

  • HAHAHA YES! Well actually, I guess not sense I kept reviewing it afterwards.

  • As a matter of fact, he can't

  • i like it, it was funny, nice red matter t shirt

  • ...What a weird movie. The only good part is Coca Cola.

  • That review was hilarious. The part where the kid in the wheelchair falls off the cliff and 'FATALITY' appears.

  • what a stupid movie (not talking about the review ofcourse), your acting was way to funny xD

  • lol this is fuckin funny,worth watching xD

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