This was a good review, a little long but enjoyable and you certainly pointed out the most ridiculous parts of this movie. I haven't seen this movie since I was 4. Man it's awful. I know you can't say every movie about a kid and an alien is a rip-off of ET but this is not just one of those, it's worse
I fail to see how one of the WORST MOVIES EVER MADE could ever be deemed as amazing. Either you're fucking retarded or you have no standards. Also, I'd actually study English before attempting to criticise a professional reviewer, or construct a sentence; it makes you look very stupid otherwise.
You're awesome Phelous. One of the most original reviewers I've come across.
LMAO nice. This is what happens when smoking pot goes wrong, you get the munchies for Big Macs crave coke products and still can write but it is probably better that you don't. For example Mc Dicks never was that exciting in the 80's or ever for that matter. An alien driving a Pink caddy is about as random as u get but not a good random like the scary tunnel from Willy Wonka. Total ludicrous. In reality those aliens wouldn't be american citzens, NASA would be probing up the ass or vice versa
i forgot about those stupid aliens becoming american citizens! it's too bad as a kid you don't realize the ridiculousness of some kid movies. this review was effing hilarious. you need to do more
I can only imagine what the board meeting for this movie went like:
"Let's take E.T., but let's change the bicycle to a wheelchair, leave cups of Coke for bait instead of Reese's Pieces, and hide the creature in a teddy bear costume instead of a ghost costume. However, leave the frustrated single mom, the jock older brother, the California suburbs, the pursuing government agents, and the magical healing powers in...and we've got ourselves a bankable movie!"
I'll give the movie credit for a good soundtrack, but otherwise watching this review is better than the movie. There are other absurdities pointed out in other reviews, but well done.
No worries, like I said, it was a great review!...LOL, i'll pass the offer on next time I talk to him, however I can't imagine he'd be too enthusiastic about revisiting that movie. I just have fun and give him a little shit about it every once in a while...
LMFAO!!! Great review bro, I was laughing my ass off!...The really funny thing is, Jade is a friend of mine. He likes to poke fun at the movie and get a good laugh out of it as well. It's the kind of movie, that is so over the top bad, it's good! Oh, one comment though, when you mentioned him moving his legs... He is disabled, born with a condition called spina bifida, he's been in a chair his whole life. I'll be forwarding this vid onto him, i'm sure he'll be laughing his ass off as well!
Glad you liked the review and that's really cool that you know him and that he makes fun of it himself. Hope he'll enjoy it, I'd love to make some kind of video with him about the movie if he is up for such shenanigans.
I didn't know you knew Jade Calegory I used to like this movie as a kid. BTW it sad that he was born with spina bifida but hey I have to give him credit for playing Eric in this movie. I read about him doing wheelchair events for Special Olympics. Heck I even did my own parodies of the wheelchair going over scene too.
Quartus Poundus??? Man, you can already tell this film has McDonalds product placement, aside from the title. Man, this is so stupid and pointless, it's funny.
At 7:05 when the aliens are 'communicating' with their son they are walking one direction, only to stop and turn around and 'whistle' to their son alien. So why aren't they heading in their son's direction instead of walking away?
An Alien child in a teddy bear costume dancing on the counter of a McDonalds restaurant whilst Ronald looks on............................ .........only Americans could make this film.
Excellent review. The mom blaming her wheelchair-bound son for all the plants inside remids me of the cops blaming Kevin Dillon's character for somehow dissolving a guy in the 1988 remake of the Blob.
man I have been hoping someone would do something like this for this movie.... please take Okoa's (and mine) advice and make more movie reviews... they don't even have to necessarily be this long if you are worried about time problems.... I really wish I could see you do this to a bunch of films out there
20:38
wow that was really good editing. :)
shub125 1 year ago
this phelous guy is pretty funny. His delivery is one of the reasons, so deadpan.
skonicki28 1 year ago
FATALITY.
PrivateMetalhead 1 year ago 2
I take that back it wasn't too long. It had plenty of good jokes, I liked your re-edit of the movie and Sub-Zero's appearance is great
neddx 2 years ago
This was a good review, a little long but enjoyable and you certainly pointed out the most ridiculous parts of this movie. I haven't seen this movie since I was 4. Man it's awful. I know you can't say every movie about a kid and an alien is a rip-off of ET but this is not just one of those, it's worse
neddx 2 years ago 2
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Tapeworm121 2 years ago
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Tapeworm121 2 years ago
Does anybody else think that Mac looks like the baby from Eraserhead?
BitchinnShoes07 2 years ago 3
not nearly amphibious enough to bet he baby from Eraserhead, it just looks like a cheap Chinese ET ripoff toy....
DaRantKid 2 years ago
R U talking about the alien dad or Phelous???
IF YOU MEAN THE DAD: You're Correct!!
IF YOU MEAN PHELOUS: You're Correct!!!
Good review..........
83phatman 2 years ago
he just looks drugged at 19:37
probably hasn't even got a clue of whats goin on
zaper002 2 years ago
there not dangerous
AAH JUST GO FALL OFF THE CLIFF AGAIN YOU DUMBASS
there is nothing else to say .
JudgeMagGabranth 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOL
The kid in the wheelchair is the reason of all the problems in the world, cant anyone see it...of course he as superpowers xD
BMBfreitas 2 years ago
my reaction was the same as phelous when the alien got sucked in xD omfg
BMBfreitas 2 years ago
This movie is like if ET was gay. And why a wheelchair? Are we suppose to feel sorry for him?
Kingakuzutto 2 years ago 3
Fatality! Get out of here Sub-Zero. BEST AFTERQUOTE EVER!
BigEOT3 2 years ago
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Wow your gay as fuck this film is amazing what you on about? aslo nice action figures in the background bellend
bobbypong 2 years ago
Fuck you!
Mcrlover2death 2 years ago 2
I fail to see how one of the WORST MOVIES EVER MADE could ever be deemed as amazing. Either you're fucking retarded or you have no standards. Also, I'd actually study English before attempting to criticise a professional reviewer, or construct a sentence; it makes you look very stupid otherwise.
You're awesome Phelous. One of the most original reviewers I've come across.
CDCaptainFalcon 2 years ago 5
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Alright Captain fag, dont give your self a nose bleed over it.
bobbypong 2 years ago
love it, i think the short version would have been way better
jamesm00769 2 years ago
i lol'd when the vaccuum sucked you up
loopdiloop89 2 years ago
skittles only if you eat the red ones last.. no wait thats smarties
OzzyJ0 2 years ago
yourmturtles board game an old mate had the same game cool
OzzyJ0 2 years ago
moo moo ranch
shinted24 2 years ago
Why don't we use CocaCola for our cancer patients?
DeadlyEarlobesInc 2 years ago
lol
rudemarcus1 2 years ago
What's that song at the 10:25 mark? It's pretty funny.
Movie06 2 years ago
Ha ha, I can hear your Starscream, Vegeta and Jeice in your voice. Heh heh.
SSJ5Gogetenks 2 years ago
Heh, nice review. This movie would be perfect for Mystery Science Theater. Man, I miss that show.
Rollinbus 2 years ago
the title shud be mc donalds the cliff falling , the coke and the crackhead aleins
Hydronikilla 2 years ago
I think that was the BEST part hahaha
ejvaldes 2 years ago 2
"Hey Mac, want some water?"
"No, way! get that non-carbonated garbage out of my face!" hahahahahahahahaha I actually laughed at that. Not LOL I laughed
Mcrlover2death 2 years ago
14:30 thats all you need to watch!
Mcrlover2death 2 years ago
LMAO nice. This is what happens when smoking pot goes wrong, you get the munchies for Big Macs crave coke products and still can write but it is probably better that you don't. For example Mc Dicks never was that exciting in the 80's or ever for that matter. An alien driving a Pink caddy is about as random as u get but not a good random like the scary tunnel from Willy Wonka. Total ludicrous. In reality those aliens wouldn't be american citzens, NASA would be probing up the ass or vice versa
crty81 2 years ago
i applaud you for being able to sit through this mindless moronic mess. you are truly a very brave soul.
mystiefan33 2 years ago
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mystiefan33 2 years ago
"the power of McDonalds" LOL
ToLCol 2 years ago 2
I loved this movie, but I also enjoyed this review. Nicely done.
DingitDuck 2 years ago
Your reviews got shorter since this one, it kinda shows how the evolutin of a webseries works. I love your reviews.
DivPax 2 years ago
i forgot about those stupid aliens becoming american citizens! it's too bad as a kid you don't realize the ridiculousness of some kid movies. this review was effing hilarious. you need to do more
addicted2you20 2 years ago
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your a moron that's a good movie I loved it growing up and I still do.
WHHS2002 2 years ago
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Yeah I was obsessed with that movie when I was a kid. Now you, your a fucking jerk.
MikeHough12 2 years ago
haha XD I actually really liked the movie when i was a kid but this review kicks ass
ennael1 2 years ago 3
excellent review. get rid of the action figures though, it makes you look like an aspie.
Schizima 2 years ago
lol vacums
crazyfaces27 2 years ago
Dead On review, thanks! I was crying laughing...
jekel1 2 years ago 2
Was the planet really called Quarterus Poundus???
InYourFaceNewYorker 2 years ago
Thats brilliant! It's all so true
katehay83 2 years ago
Can we get this in high quality? This video is brilliant - and every time you get more out of it.
orielonline 2 years ago
I can only imagine what the board meeting for this movie went like:
"Let's take E.T., but let's change the bicycle to a wheelchair, leave cups of Coke for bait instead of Reese's Pieces, and hide the creature in a teddy bear costume instead of a ghost costume. However, leave the frustrated single mom, the jock older brother, the California suburbs, the pursuing government agents, and the magical healing powers in...and we've got ourselves a bankable movie!"
About ten people get up and leave.
kc86er 2 years ago 3
How come the aliens could bring the kid back to life but can't give him the ability to walk again?
RebelTaxi99 3 years ago 2
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johnhowardseyebrows 2 years ago
I'll give the movie credit for a good soundtrack, but otherwise watching this review is better than the movie. There are other absurdities pointed out in other reviews, but well done.
orielonline 3 years ago
Laugh tracks actually make this movie better
CineRecon 3 years ago
oh i just noticed that the older brother in this movie is also named michael just like in ET!
IMSOCHAOTIC 3 years ago
lmfao!
IMSOCHAOTIC 3 years ago
FATALITY
shadow101sonic 3 years ago
lol fatality
demoncheck 3 years ago
LMFAO! They became american citizens!?
ProtossHydralisk 3 years ago 4
No worries, like I said, it was a great review!...LOL, i'll pass the offer on next time I talk to him, however I can't imagine he'd be too enthusiastic about revisiting that movie. I just have fun and give him a little shit about it every once in a while...
SantaCruzSoulSurfer 3 years ago
LMFAO!!! Great review bro, I was laughing my ass off!...The really funny thing is, Jade is a friend of mine. He likes to poke fun at the movie and get a good laugh out of it as well. It's the kind of movie, that is so over the top bad, it's good! Oh, one comment though, when you mentioned him moving his legs... He is disabled, born with a condition called spina bifida, he's been in a chair his whole life. I'll be forwarding this vid onto him, i'm sure he'll be laughing his ass off as well!
SantaCruzSoulSurfer 3 years ago
Ahh apologies for that one then.
Glad you liked the review and that's really cool that you know him and that he makes fun of it himself. Hope he'll enjoy it, I'd love to make some kind of video with him about the movie if he is up for such shenanigans.
phelous 3 years ago
I didn't know you knew Jade Calegory I used to like this movie as a kid. BTW it sad that he was born with spina bifida but hey I have to give him credit for playing Eric in this movie. I read about him doing wheelchair events for Special Olympics. Heck I even did my own parodies of the wheelchair going over scene too.
RedPolarBearRanger 3 years ago
Worse 80's film ever!!!!!!.
MarcusBowen 3 years ago
I like thsi review. just make it a bit shorter and it'll be even better ;)
YTPmaker1 3 years ago
Are you kidding? I wanted this review to go even longer!! I couldn't stop laughing.
csgrambauer 2 years ago
Quartus Poundus??? Man, you can already tell this film has McDonalds product placement, aside from the title. Man, this is so stupid and pointless, it's funny.
Awesome review.
Fusionman42 3 years ago
Great review. Love it. Points you missed are:
At 7:05 when the aliens are 'communicating' with their son they are walking one direction, only to stop and turn around and 'whistle' to their son alien. So why aren't they heading in their son's direction instead of walking away?
csgrambauer 3 years ago
I mentioned that when they find the rest of the aliens out in the desert.
phelous 3 years ago
One big McDonald's & Coke Commercial
Lottech96 3 years ago 3
the only good part of the movie was the wheelchair part. what a ET rip-off!
sharonlover 3 years ago
lmao awsome review , i loved the way u put laughing people in the backround like show..lol
GTSkylineGTR 3 years ago
OH! Your shirt stands for Red Matter! I thought it stood for Ronald McDonald!
Zane7286 3 years ago
An Alien child in a teddy bear costume dancing on the counter of a McDonalds restaurant whilst Ronald looks on............................ .........only Americans could make this film.
goddogcattac696 3 years ago
In ET where Elliot Called his brother "penis Breath" They didn't have a similar one here with the Kid calling his Mum Clitoris Breath.
goddogcattac696 3 years ago 2
Excellent review. The mom blaming her wheelchair-bound son for all the plants inside remids me of the cops blaming Kevin Dillon's character for somehow dissolving a guy in the 1988 remake of the Blob.
GoblinXXX 3 years ago
Mac and Me= E.T. with product placement.
elbethere 3 years ago
lmao awesome review DAMMIT IM JOHNNY CAGE!!!!
2098674 3 years ago
Wait this kid is suppose to have moved from Chicago and is mesmerized by seeing a lot of cars.
resoonder1 3 years ago 2
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25 minutes for a movie review?? Who has time to watch this!? I'm out.
papatoony 3 years ago
haha epic lolz for that review dude. :¬D
1000huzzahs 3 years ago
review street fighter next( or the MK2 movie)
IoriGaara 3 years ago
I think Phelous would be the first one to review MK Annihilation if he chose to. =D
Okoa 3 years ago
Do you watch movies?
Ninox37 3 years ago
this is soo funny
i don't get the reason for mac and me
xshygirl13x 3 years ago
man I have been hoping someone would do something like this for this movie.... please take Okoa's (and mine) advice and make more movie reviews... they don't even have to necessarily be this long if you are worried about time problems.... I really wish I could see you do this to a bunch of films out there
wrhssaxensemble 3 years ago 5
Funneh, funneh stuff.
Had me in stitches the whole way through!
^.^b
nozomi29 3 years ago
So do you think you'll be doing movie reviews somewhat regularly? That would be really great if you did.
Okoa 3 years ago
I'm considering it. Thanks!
phelous 3 years ago
Sub-Zero Unmasked!
Lol
mikemetroid5565 3 years ago
I love this review. Nice work. XD
Okoa 3 years ago
that was pretty funny, i think your accent helped.
pattomwau 3 years ago
The movie was pretty much a MacDonald's and Coke advertisement. :P Funny stuff....Funny stuff
~JHunter.
shenronthelegend 3 years ago 2
Hahahahaha!!!! That movie sucked ass.
sneeky7997 3 years ago 8
What a shitty movie! Definately worth watching this review. Not sure about the movie though.
MkOnyx 3 years ago 6
can a movie reviewer even have a heart attack?:P
daegranos 3 years ago
No its just for dramatic effect
XxMonArchyxX 3 years ago 6
u dont understand what he means
kinnegadxlad 3 years ago 2
I do know what he ment. Rayden says it in one of the episodes. Good try though
XxMonArchyxX 3 years ago 2
CAUGHT ME! UH OH SPAGETTIOS!
phelous 3 years ago
noooooooooooooooooope
taimak123 3 years ago
I guess they just forgot to put that in the PIIIIIILOT!
Okoa 3 years ago
HAHAHA YES! Well actually, I guess not sense I kept reviewing it afterwards.
phelous 3 years ago
As a matter of fact, he can't
taimak123 3 years ago
i like it, it was funny, nice red matter t shirt
taimak123 3 years ago 2
...What a weird movie. The only good part is Coca Cola.
Bobcheese400 3 years ago
That review was hilarious. The part where the kid in the wheelchair falls off the cliff and 'FATALITY' appears.
NewEraOutlaw 3 years ago 15
what a stupid movie (not talking about the review ofcourse), your acting was way to funny xD
daegranos 3 years ago
lol this is fuckin funny,worth watching xD
GTScorp15 3 years ago 3