Tracy Morgan - Get Drunk (stand up comedy pt.2)

[streetridaz]

 you want that TV set? You can get it! 5:17

[FlipflopFlippies]

U betta come over here and gag, blehh!

[dstein111]

I guarantee Most of these people prob came out to see the guy from 30 rock and then they're hit with this foul shit LMAO.. I would love to know how many people walked out haha

[donaldson20]

hahahaha funny shit at like 1:56 where he says" we need to be more sensitive to ladies too" and buddy in the crowd just loses his shitt ahahahaha

[BikiniDeathSquad]

"for better or for worse...this is worse" hahahahaha

[NefariousNarcissist7]

This is fucking over the top!In a funny way...

[vdvcsman]

1:10 stupid bitch doesn't find it funny at all.

[FeelingVeryLucky]

Didn't really like this... First part was sort of funny; this just grossed me out.

[RedSandPalm]

wow, wow

[Dbreezy199]

Where this corn come from lol

[DoinMeEntertainment]

i'm runnin this red light!! lmfao

[123Nikodemus]

this is too much

he sucks

[talkal0t]

@123Nikodemus i totally agree!

[bwalt4663]

this niggas really not that funny

[MrSammymiller]

this is his old stuff...blacc and blue's more recent and that shit kills.

[Salishan100]

audience : what kinda watch u go they boi

tracy : what u goin to rob me mutherfucker LOL

[OoMESToO]

Shit im half white.. i'm laughing my fucking dick off yo.. Fuck these white people in the audience... no swag at all..

[bustedup]

@OoMESToO guess you won't be having a lotta swag now when you've laughed ur dick off. Yo.

[rmed30]

THey aren't laughing because he isn't funny. What is funny about this?

[ryanb113n]

Girl in the white is hot, and surprisingly laughing..

[ixab387]

5:23 - the general climate of the crowd. It's funny material, just the wrong people. they probably expected some snl skit nonsense and forgot the actors on that show are people that have their own ideas independent of the tv show

[notfknwitme]

idk i smoke erryday but i jus CANT CANT CANT drink its nasty even wit orange juice , coke , its nasty its like ur drinkin poisin no shit , nothing against drinkers but its a waste of time x)

[C00LRasta]

5:08... Real Life!



[peplife09]

im running this red light!!!!lol

[jasonlammons]

They are laughing, clapping, making noise, everybody loves it, what are these morons talking about saying they aren't laughing. Tracy is doing what's called preempting the laugh by telling them they aren't or don't laugh... MO-RONS!!!

[LilJay03]

@jasonlammons They're not all laughing bro. It's a very small portion

[eqsmooth]

@Masterdebater747 Nothing you wrote "sounded" intellectual at all and I'm totally for education and against all forms of anti-intellectualism. This is a strange clip for sure but it also seems that the crowd was NOT MIC'ed correctly. They were laughing like crazy. The panning into the audience was awkward at worst but drawing sociological conclusions from 8 minutes of Tracy Morgan poop, drunk and sex jokes is just silly.

[odfodder1234]

@Masterdebater747 as opposed to what..african americans cant hold those jobs?

[artdjmaster]

I know the audience loves him but they won't cheer 'cause they think the humour is too lowbrow and gross. But they secretly would like to cheer.

[jasonlammons]

@artdjmaster they are cheering you def bastard

[area51er6]

couple up front drinking champagne wtf!!!!!!!

[area51er6]

"THE KIDS ARE QUIET AT SCHOOL" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

[HoSlav71]

God I wish I could have been there! 

[352BallaBoy]

@5:23 those women never heard of the Big Tymers

[haschplanta]

@352BallaBoy i would do her :)

[352BallaBoy]

@haschplanta lol she's actually not that bad

[quadracer904]

fuckn cakers

[pinknblue2ful]

i know somebody who ate fish with hot sauce ..... nasty

[Vortex289]

This is 5 year old's humour... Does anyone here know of a good, I mean properly good, black stand-up comdian? Because this is just childish.

[benediktstehle]

@Vortex289 its real.

[Vortex289]

@benediktstehle Obviously it is, what does that matter? It's still pee and poo jokes. And he looks high by the looks of things. Do you know of any good ones?

[benediktstehle]

@Vortex289 well i love that simple, feisty,honest raw shit sometimes!::) but check out richard pryor,jamie foxx stand up, well... all cosby stand up.!

[Vortex289]

@benediktstehle I will, thanks.

[Alterego894]

That audience makes me wanna shout out shit like, "FAGGOTS CUNTS ASSMILK SHITDICK.........CAT PENIS!" just to piss them off.

[IStaysGeekedUp]

i dont mind a lil ketchup on my frank.......TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME!!!! hes too funny!!!!

[tonyblair999]

"buyher some flowers, not because u cheating muthafucker!! pimp gon always pimp

[diverseent]

@Masterdebater747 Tracy morgan is shock comedy. he isnt raw.. paul mooney is a raw mother fucker you wanna scare some white people put paul mooney on the stage. and hes actually funny

[tinspin1]

the crowd is soo retarded man, Tracy is a motherfucking genious

[CtrlRm]

@tinspin1 Yeah this crowd seems like they didn't know what to expect when they came lol.

[AnonymousWhitePerson]

San Francisco is America's anus.

[joemoe23]

@Masterdebater747 I agree. But the problem is he isn't funny in any way. He's not edgy or witty. Just fucking unfunny. Btw most stand ups aren't funny it just shows a lack of personality of our society as a whole.

[kittenlove1987]

BTW REAL MEN WAIT!!!!! TRUE THAT

[kittenlove1987]

that is sooooo fucking true when he said "some dudes wanting to fuck chicks when their on their "Dots", some guys just can't wait and just hesitate desperately.....I'm like u got to be kidding mee......MTHA FCKER CAN WAIT A WEEK OR 2....LOL SERIOUSLY.....It's just wrong sometimes

[heybert05]

@kittenlove1987 women crave sex less often than guys do

its just our biology

why you think guys struggle through college and skool in general compared to women

we are always thinking about sex and attracting women

[kittenlove1987]

@heybert05

Hey I know it ain't easy......But i meanlife goes on, Fck I've been celibate for almost a damn year now, everybody has their sexual needs.....i have my ten fingers, i think i'll survive, i'm pretty sure u will too.....BUTT too be perfectly honest i'm sick and tired of trying to over-Impress pple these days, if they can't accept whats in front of them......THEN MOVE ON.....rejection is a bitch, but theres someone better worth waiting for than going to the doctor often

[miashalala]

@heybert05 speak for yourself, I'm a woman and I like sex! I hate when people say these sexist comments, women enjoy it just as much if not more!

[MrHotshott101]

SF is America's butt hole

[NeoTRP]

yup, there you go. Fucking SAN FRANCISCO YUPPIES. They're everywhere.

[caltrof]

this really makes me feel better about my drinking

[eqsmooth]

@Masterdebater747 How do you know the whole reason is show the differences between race and class. Is that your job, directing video at comedy clubs? HOW DO YOU KNOW? You are a guessing piece of shit. Yuppies existed everywhere but yuppies is an early 80's. What does it really mean now and what does it matter, mr. intellectual?

[eqsmooth]

@Masterdebater747 WTF are you talkin' 'bout? San Francisco is the first gay city and gays do some crazy shit. Its a medical marijuana city. You think this is NY raw humour? You would not know what a yuppie is. The internet companies are 50 miles down the road, Get a clue. This isn't any more shocking for the time than Richard Pryor. Ignorant comments suck.

[NeoTRP]

SF is filled with WHITE, YUPPIES. It's a fact.

[eqsmooth]

@NeoTRP Listen, you fuckin troll. The city is 55% white, 31% Asian and 6% black. Pretty fucking diverse you dumb fuck. it is expensive, it is really nice but you likely haven't ever been there. I lived there, went to school there.

[NeoTRP]

Why don't you go and get drunk with your yuppie friends on polk street or something motherfucker? Listen you yuppie white piece of shit, I live in SF too. I know what I'm talking about. And your fucking stats just prove it; most of those 55% are yuppie scum. I'm sure you got pissed when I insulted your imbecile 'kind' here, but it's the truth you cocksucker.

[203CT1]

Should have performed in nyc

[203CT1]

Should have performed in nyc 

[thework4444]

What if a white man went up there and said "N****, N****, N****, N****, N****, N****!" Aww come on guys, it was a joke! If you can take a whipping like Kunta Kinte, you can take a joke!It would be all over the news, Sharpton would be blabbing off at the mouth, and it would be a national issue.Oh but if a gay kid gets bullied at school, meh well suck it up who cares because you're gay.

[taylor111825]

He is worse at stand up than he is at acting. I mean he could at least try to show some enthusiasm. Watch Kevin Hart, thats a real comedian for ya!

[marztar]

@taylor111825 that's tracys style fool. Laid back like the subject was so mundane like the weather.... but it's 2 sweaty balls in your mouth instead!

K Hart is awesome too but don't compare the two. Or K Hart would say.. ."bitch kill yourself!" :D

[HassanXsaudi]

ONE WORD.... CORNY!!!

[chan14dy]

well you 240 pounds now haahahhahaahahhahahaahahah

[ferryvanmiddelkoop]

Wahaha, I dont mind getting ketchup on my fries!

[the1nonlyjroc]

@ferryvanmiddelkoop on his frank...not fries...

[y2jv23]

TM is killing me lmaooooooooooo i'm here at work trying not to laugh loud...

[token66666]

dont people know what to expect when they buy the damn tickets??

[OriginalSliz]

i shit in my room that one night when i got really drunk...i cant remember doin it but i must have thought im on the toilet. i woke up wondering where that funny smell comes from till i saw that shit on the floor. looks like i used the curtain as t.p. and went back to bed. alcohol is bad man you turn into an animal when you are really fucked up. i share this little story with you cus i wont tell my friends...its just too embarassing :)

[saxmaster25]

i love seeing the reactions of all the white people

[artdjmaster]

@saxmaster25 Yeah, the white people here are too horrified to leave the room else Tracy would call they name out!!

[kashroll30]

im fuckin runnin that red light lmao!!!

[deboss142]

if you keep clicking 6 looks like he is fking some1 xD

[midgetHigh5s]

that gag.. roflllmao

[poobumm78]

....get this musty balls smell on your face...

[followbrandon]

this shit is dirty as fuck, love it

[trulifeism]

you aint never play wit that butthole 

[trulifeism]

where this corn come from? lls

[poleag]

His comedy works better when he has other people to play off of.

[duvalbob]

"im running this red light" .hahaha

[poogawoog]

"You be pokin that butthole all night.... and drive home bitin that same nail.........Where'd this corn come from? *pthththththt*"

Crowd: "OOOoooooauuuuuughhh! *woOOOHOOw* *OOOOH*,"

[Latanyais30nSept]

Waaaaay over the top....uncomfortable funny

[nowitsout]

yepperzzzzzzz?thtz my guy,aha ha oh boy?>

[SUPERBORED22]

"what type of watch yu got on there boi?, what you gunna do rob me"

lol that nigga funny!

[artdjmaster]

Is there a DVD of this?

[RedBallMovies]

audience suxxxxx



[Demov12]

These people wanna laugh really hard but the political correctness just keeps shooting to the front of their minds.

[MrRoen22]

"MAN UP!! IM RUNNING THIS RED LIGHT!!" LMFAO!!!!

[johneykang]

im runnin this red light! classic

[weldergurl24]

where'd this CORN come from????!!!!

[Haltsha]

FUCK THE AUDIENCE!

[BliksemSP]

@Masterdebater747 lol I love it.

[DAstlACE]

yea they thought they was gonna get PG13 evening TV 30 rock Tracy but little did they know LMAO

[wintensity]

did audience died?

[36tookie]

Im so embarssed 4 the crowd but these dude is funny thou lol

[baekho10]

wtf what's with the crowd? worst crowd they have no fucking idea 

[bustedup]

@baekho10 No idea about what? How it is to shit your pants when your wasted? I've never done that either...

[LKSPR13]

@bustedup I don't and I DON'T want to find out ever (lol).

[yyGODyy]

@baekho10 They're uncomfortable. They know they do some of the shit he's talking about, so... Uncomfortable. Too close to home.

[zhihihi]

I just sprayed HOT coffee out my nose!!

[zorac91]

crowd can gag on it. Tracy killed it!

[SayainBroly1]

watta shitiy audience

[SeanIacono]

This is gross but still funny

[CrumpledSnotRag]

clearly tracy is misunderstood, but goddamn is he funny.

[gaara1654]

put these musty balls on yo face

[nexpia]

420 likes! dont fuck it up! haha

[Draxflax]

black crowd would have loved this

[TrevorTGOD]

i like that watch you got there boy..what you tryin to rob me mutha fucka? lol

[muskakid34900]

tracy morgan looks like he wish he had a black audience lol

[zibo22]

I fucking love this guy.

Especially on Stern. BABABOOEY!!!

[828428]

3:56 bitch look uncomfortable loosin up ho!!!

[mrplucky21]

I'm running this red light!

[WAKEUPshift111]

I do that gag sound to my gf everytime she asks for something, but she has no idea what thats about lmao

[WAKEUPshift111]

This is one of the funniest stand ups on youtube. Cant believe he did the whole thing without laughing... audience is a bunch of douches

[alvinwhatthehell]

;; did any of you guys catch the funny laugh at 6:16 and a little on later? o3o

[BraveHeartZay]

tracy morgan looks like big kritts uncle

[ciarra06283]

Many of his YouTube postings involve a crappy audience! I'd love to smack all those lifeless pricks

[joyofpepsi]

its kinda sad at how lifeless this audience is. they must be Lakers season ticket holders

[iCrash2012]

I am 19. I enjoy his comedy. Why should it matter who laughs. He just needs a audience. With the current population, each set would be filled regardless of all the haters. He will still be able to generate revenue.

[iCrash2012]

@iCrash2012

an*

[blackezi3]

This the Redd Foxx of this generation lmaoo

[IvanAdizero8]

tracy morgan goes hard lol

[peachmelba1000]

This guy is legendary, that's bravest standup comedy I've heard since Bill Hicks; and like Hicks there's real intelligence to the man despite what appears to be gotesque sociopathy.

[Ddddennis81]

What a terrible audience, this is the realest dude out there.

[boosted05stang]

IM RUNNIN THIS RED LIGHT!

[boosted05stang]

Yea but the guy at 1:13 will never again accept free tickets to a black stand up comedian again. You can see discomfort in his eyes!

[pwizzleful]

1:13 she don't know what the HELL is going on lol...

[billsmokinweed]

Tracy Morgan is The Black Dice Clay. White folks don't show him the repugnance they did Dice. You Can see many are smiling but are actually terrified. Tracy keeps the old school comedians alive.

[vessc]

"I'm runninf this red light" lmao.

[tyrannicoystercult]

FUCK DAT BITCH ahahah

[tee719]

Fuck what anyone says, Tracy Morgan is one funny as black dude!

[modelstatus010]

Thats so awesome!! All the women are disgusted and are afraid to laugh... and the guys think this is hilarious but are afraid to laugh so they don't seem like perves in front of their girlfriends!!! hahaha

[Dnice9737]

"You gone rob me muthafucka"

[ClasickTV]

Alright I had a laptop and messed it up by spitting my drink out at this particular part of the stand up so here I am with my new laptop this time I don't have anything to drink I'm Ready

[marco1991pl]

The Audience can't handle him :D

[Sjones675]

some funny parts but a little bit too crude for me

[play889]

lmao....

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

i wish i knew this guy im funny just like this nigga we could start some comedy group and shit

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

they make noise. last seconds hahahaaha

[Ensor125]

"where this corn come from" had me dyin, n yea fuck that audience

[lost4ever300]

Funny!!

But there's women in the audience, he should respect them.

[PrinceVicious]

HAAAAAAAAAAA what a man

Crowd sucks!

[em3digital]

..."Playing with the butt hole all night and then drive home bitting that same nail... where this corn come from" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bnote1990]

fucking HILARIOUS, so disgustingly hilarious

[ps3mistking]

haha tracys too raw for these suburban  folk

[FlowerRFabulous]

i thot this was funny the audience is disgusted lol

[scottmercado]

@6:26

LMAO

"wat'chu gon rob me motha fucka?

[derekjlight]

5:15 LMAO

[endsequence]

5:41 ROFL

[Rotschild1957]

you neva fock me op da wall anymore - but you weigh 240 pounds now bitsj..

[notguilty212]

that audience is lame.....HE IS THE FUCKIN MAN

[brolyninja123]

@notguilty212 i think they were too busy laughing



[dcnot420]

The audience was expecting a soft tracy morgan (like when he's on 30 rock) they didnt expect him to b this uncut and raw. I like tracy morgans fuck it kinda attitude.

[jamesdburt]

Things I learned from Tracy Morgan:

1. Chics dig smelly balls and want to lick them for tv sets.

2. Never move to San Francisco.

[Gobbblebox]

SF aint the same gentrification and all... that audience is the new Frisco... shitty

[efimbamn]

Tracy knew what he was doin....speakin of sum uncomfortable situations in couples. Eddie Murphy was the best at dat watch raw!!!

[SANTHIIII]

where this corn come from????????????