I think Jack Sparrow is the straightest Pirate of them all. He is a player, or did you forget in the first movie where he keeps getting slapped by his ex's. And why did you have to bring in the other white guy? He didn't say anything then he gives the movie a rental. Like what the f**k!!!! I would have preferred if Co-Host was there. I have never seen a review with all 5 of you in it. It would be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Or is it not straight to go to the movie with 4 other guys.
How do people think this movie is bad? i mean i reaally dont understand whats so wrong with this film. it was an epic conclusin to the conflict that started in Pirates 2 plus it was a fun movie to watch. i just can't see why people hate this movie
I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE SPILL CREW. You give spiderman 3 Full price and this film full price when they were clearly some ol bullshit and a FUCK YOU.
you give cloverfield a full price but you give ncfom a matinee i mean seriously wtf
@theburningpancake Though I agree with them on some level; I totally agree with your opinion about the fact of the matter that SM3 and POTC 3 was too shitty flicks.
There's so much wrong with SM3 that I hardly can find anything right about it... and I can't. Venom was such a whimp and Sandman.. ugh, don' t get me started. "I'm not a bad guy, I only kill policemen, steal money from ordinary citizen because my daughter is sick. I'm a good guy!" Geeeeee...
after they found jack sparrow, the movie just goes apart into "lets slap crappy plot points together and go inconsistant and make the stupidest "oh s**t lets hurry and end this movie cuz it's getting too long" direction. and chow yung fat was useless....too useless
Have not seen this yet, but Will now. Seems it might portray that this era was not one-dimensional the "Anglos vs. Uncivilization" history book version (the Chinese had blue fireworks when the Brits were still painting themselve blue, no dis on Robert the Bruce my Scots peeps).
Pirates and or merchant mariners/mercenaries picked up and enhanced the trade from many, many, many, did I say many? cultures. Will bring my copy of "Shen-Ku" the art of traveling as reference.
I thought it was good time, just because I went in not expecting the best movie ever. I was expecting an epic and exciting movie with just alot going on so It keeps you interested and on the edge of yo0ur seat.
i didn't mind the movie but what i do mind is Carlye i hate that guy I'm glad hes not really on the site all that much anymore but i really wish they just gave him the boot all together
OMFG the one thing I loved about this series was jack uncanny, brilliant, and epically ridiculous way of surviving, I mean relly! This Mother fckin dont wanna did and hes smarter than EVERYONE in the whole movie!!!! Man I love dis guy lol cant wait for the fourth one to come out next year lol. xDxDxD
Am I the only one who thought that Calypso should've told them to defeat the Ghost pirate Lechuck? *looks around awkwardly while nobody gets the refrence* Oh god, I feel old.
First review from these guys i didn't like. You can't have a character with any kind of strange movements or behaviour anymore without people instantly calling them gay. Its really lame. Jack being eccentric is what really made this movie stand out and he is my favorite movie character of all time.
I agree Carlyle completly, I really don't understand why so many people hated this movie, I thought it was brilliant. Yes it wasn't as good as the second one, and not as good as the first one, but it was still a fantastic film. I was never confused about what was going on, and in the context of all the shit that had built up over the two previous films all of the double-crossing made sense.
this was the worst of the movies it realy did suck wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwwtwwtfwtfwtfwtftwwtfwttwftwftwftwtfwtftwwwtfwtfwtfwfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtftwwtfwtfwtwftwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
The 3rd one just had no real solid plot, its like they were just making things happen in it just for the sake of it, its like all the sub plots in the movie were just pulled out of someones backside, they wernt clever or all that interesting.
yo if u think this movie sucks than go suck a dick because it waz epic and u probly were a retard that couldn't figure out what was going in cuz it all happend at the same time here im going to break it down to u fagz each character has there on motivation and if u listen closly u can understand each characters but in the end thats when everything goes down now go watch the movie and be a smart cookie not a dumbass like so
Word. This movie had waaaaay too much crap in it. The guys who noted the overlapping plotlines and x character double-crossing y character every second hit the nail on the head. I also agree about the lack of character consistency, particularly with Elizabeth, but Jack also suffered from it as well. It was a gorgeous film, but I just don't think it did the first one justice and it was very poor compared to what it could it have been. I give it a rental.
I'd give it a Matinee. POTC 2 and 3 were good, but they had too many plotholes in them and both felt like I was watching a comedy movie. It was just too much shit going on in both that I sometimes find myself losing interest in the movies. The first POTC was the best of the trilogy. 2 and 3 concentrated too much on Orlando Bloom's character.
the movie didnt make sense, it was corny (even the action was hokey at times). its a RENTAL for good effort, but damn it borderlined on some ole bullshit.
i liked this movie, it's just that for a lot of other people it's kinda hard to try and keep up with everything going on in this movie. and i have to agree that though this movie was good it had too much going on. i liked the first the best, not too much going on but just enough to keep the story going good. i'd give this a high matinee. sure it had a little too much going on, but the action, cgi, and pacing were enough for me.
All of you pathetic idiot reviewers are such critical bastards like if you could do better than what the director, writers or producers. I mean how the hell can you say Jack Sparrow is the gayest pirate? What is wrong with Jack Sparrow? I think he's the coolest pirate in history! The reason why you don't understand the different stories in the film is because you're not listening. The only thing you do best is to give some reviews that doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Some OL' Bullshit!!I met Cyrus at the spill party this year and he told me they all hate this film now besides Carlyle.This was the worst blockbuster of 07.
i couldnt stop laughing at how stupid the ending of that film is. the god of the ocean chick takes revenge on the pirates and the best she does is a piss weak hurricane that dosnt sink a single ship.
@tacoshitter she actually makes it a fair fight cuz the Black Pearl cant use her speed and the Flying Dutchman cant use her firepower. This is just a guess though.
TMSGO for sure! I didn't know what the hell was happening for half the movie either, and by the end of it I didn't care. It wasn't even a case of my brain being too slow to keep up with a complex plot. The whole thing was just convoluted...
not really, the one guy had a point, everyone had an end to the means, you just had to keep up to date on it, watch it again and it will all makes sense
Good movie, but I had a problem with the pirate order and the pirate lords and junk like that. suddenly, it kinda just got to the point where they stopped being pirates all together and started becoming knights of the round table.
"Ah, Jack Sparrow. The gayest pirate to sail the seven seas since Captain Morgan."
Oh i really doubt that, i bet there's others even more gayer, but still in the closet.
I mean c'mon, life at the sea, with no women around?
tricksterhuaun 4 days ago
@tricksterhuaun watch their on stanger tides review...
UN1CR0NLORD 3 days ago
At World's End was the worst in the franchise !!!
JSlashPSlash2009 2 weeks ago
Agreed with Carlyle.
VenomShock 2 weeks ago
Carlyle always disagrees
DTWMB3 1 month ago
rental
gamersixteen 5 months ago
I think Jack Sparrow is the straightest Pirate of them all. He is a player, or did you forget in the first movie where he keeps getting slapped by his ex's. And why did you have to bring in the other white guy? He didn't say anything then he gives the movie a rental. Like what the f**k!!!! I would have preferred if Co-Host was there. I have never seen a review with all 5 of you in it. It would be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Or is it not straight to go to the movie with 4 other guys.
Werewolf2968 6 months ago
Wang
Killswitchking88 7 months ago
hushpuppy head, guppyhead and gumbohead. LOL
raeven1212 7 months ago
I'd have to say a rental cuz the special effects are there but the storyline and teh character developments just aren't there
raeven1212 7 months ago
I don't get the joke at the end. What does it mean?
Sabrinism1 7 months ago
@Sabrinism1 it's referring to butsex
KelanDWood 6 months ago
full price for me 2
WaddleBuff 7 months ago
Did this dude in the purple get fired or something? He's in no new reviews. Still like co host though.
GuitarM0use 8 months ago
@GuitarM0use Listen to the recent A Couple of Cold Ones Podcast on Spill.com. He explains it there. Hes been doing other stuff.
spillcom 8 months ago 10
The major problem I had with this movie was Tia Dalma's arc. That scene where she became giant was just plain silly, and not in a good way.
Spinwheeling 8 months ago
Was it just me or did carlyle own korey?!?
atechpriest 9 months ago
TOO
MUCH
SH**T
GOING
ON.
fortrel1993 9 months ago
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spillcom 9 months ago
This movie was full price, the fourth movie also is a full price!
lordgluzman 9 months ago
I gave the movie a 5/5 just for the scene in Davy Jones' Locker.
chrisproxxx 9 months ago
@chrisproxxx lol true
xxfiloxx 9 months ago
This was an epic film, loved all of them. :D
DigitalDecadence 9 months ago
How do people think this movie is bad? i mean i reaally dont understand whats so wrong with this film. it was an epic conclusin to the conflict that started in Pirates 2 plus it was a fun movie to watch. i just can't see why people hate this movie
GreenGhost1996 9 months ago 5
hey, i fucking love that crack head
ninjamonkey508 9 months ago
the crackhead Imao
drshepard23 10 months ago
I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE SPILL CREW. You give spiderman 3 Full price and this film full price when they were clearly some ol bullshit and a FUCK YOU.
you give cloverfield a full price but you give ncfom a matinee i mean seriously wtf
theburningpancake 10 months ago
@theburningpancake different opinions brah.
Game1ngAssass1n 9 months ago
@theburningpancake Though I agree with them on some level; I totally agree with your opinion about the fact of the matter that SM3 and POTC 3 was too shitty flicks.
There's so much wrong with SM3 that I hardly can find anything right about it... and I can't. Venom was such a whimp and Sandman.. ugh, don' t get me started. "I'm not a bad guy, I only kill policemen, steal money from ordinary citizen because my daughter is sick. I'm a good guy!" Geeeeee...
slekkengrup 9 months ago
after they found jack sparrow, the movie just goes apart into "lets slap crappy plot points together and go inconsistant and make the stupidest "oh s**t lets hurry and end this movie cuz it's getting too long" direction. and chow yung fat was useless....too useless
superhuman295 10 months ago
this is one of my tree fave movies of all time. and i got to see it in theatre for my birthday :)
ginnyvideo 11 months ago
@ginnyvideo have you only seen three movies in your entire life?
Taylorwest626 11 months ago
@Taylorwest626 and you care because? the other two are The Dark Knight and Jurassic Park, if that makes you feel any better...
ginnyvideo 11 months ago
i fucking love the movie
Deidaraisking 11 months ago
Have not seen this yet, but Will now. Seems it might portray that this era was not one-dimensional the "Anglos vs. Uncivilization" history book version (the Chinese had blue fireworks when the Brits were still painting themselve blue, no dis on Robert the Bruce my Scots peeps).
Pirates and or merchant mariners/mercenaries picked up and enhanced the trade from many, many, many, did I say many? cultures. Will bring my copy of "Shen-Ku" the art of traveling as reference.
SuperBetty213 1 year ago
The movie was good, but the title could have been called somethin else since they were at World's End for like 20 mins. Im just sayin
Connect200 1 year ago
@Connect200
Yeah, maybe 'To World's End' or 'Journey for World's End' or 'Stephen King's IT' I don't know.
spiderguy369 1 year ago
the crackhead LOL
drshepard23 1 year ago
I thought it was good time, just because I went in not expecting the best movie ever. I was expecting an epic and exciting movie with just alot going on so It keeps you interested and on the edge of yo0ur seat.
TheReddead76 1 year ago
i didn't mind the movie but what i do mind is Carlye i hate that guy I'm glad hes not really on the site all that much anymore but i really wish they just gave him the boot all together
dropdeaddaniel18 1 year ago
2-1-3
MoviesFromG 1 year ago
A few classic movie characters:
Luke Skywalker
Indiana Jones
Spiderman
Batman
Jack Sparrow
'nuff said
MoviesFromG 1 year ago
1 > 2 > 3
HardikG121 1 year ago
dead mans chest was the best one
SonofRa47 1 year ago
OMFG the one thing I loved about this series was jack uncanny, brilliant, and epically ridiculous way of surviving, I mean relly! This Mother fckin dont wanna did and hes smarter than EVERYONE in the whole movie!!!! Man I love dis guy lol cant wait for the fourth one to come out next year lol. xDxDxD
MrDraygoX 1 year ago
FULL FUCKING PRICE. Yes there was too much going on. But thats what you learn to love and respect from a Pirates of the Carribean movie.
LossOfEternal 1 year ago
Avast we´r comin´up behind his black pearl !! ^^
Znowprince 1 year ago
Oh my god thats so true, TO MUCH SHIT GOING ON!! its like spiderman 3
michael583503 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thought that Calypso should've told them to defeat the Ghost pirate Lechuck? *looks around awkwardly while nobody gets the refrence* Oh god, I feel old.
hall9111 1 year ago
@hall9111 hey i get the reference... in fact i think the pirates trilogy was based on monkey island
Aabil11 1 year ago 4
this is my least favorite potc movie, so i give it a matinee. i'd give it a rental, but jack sparrow's awesome!!
Bulletguy97 1 year ago
Amazing movie!
avenueyay 1 year ago
HATED THIS MOVIE IT JUST SUCKED BALLS. the dialoge was awful acting was bad and the only good thing was jack sparrow
woodywoodpecker896 1 year ago
I love these movies, liked this one more than part two (I kind of see Dead Mans Chest and At Worlds End to be a two part movie).
MegaShadowrunner 1 year ago
Avast, we're coming up behind his black pearl!!
XD
urbangekko 1 year ago 52
i say blame disney.they in my opinion ruined so many fairy tales for me
kingricky71 1 year ago
I think the 2nd and 3rd film answered some questions in the 1st film.
ScotlandChick 1 year ago
I love all the POTC movies
The third was my fav
Full price for me
NarutoYaoiFa 1 year ago
PISSED. ME. OFF.
Only good one was the 1st one...Second one was even better.
OnlyXInXWonderland 1 year ago
captain Morgan=the slut off the 7 seas?:)))))
MichaelBlue1990 1 year ago
First review from these guys i didn't like. You can't have a character with any kind of strange movements or behaviour anymore without people instantly calling them gay. Its really lame. Jack being eccentric is what really made this movie stand out and he is my favorite movie character of all time.
ohcrapmynameistoolon 1 year ago
@ohcrapmynameistoolon Its a joke for Christ´s sake!!
FinnmensGrave 1 year ago
@FinnmensGrave no u
ohcrapmynameistoolon 1 year ago
Flambouyant dragqueen!!!
scuntpunter420 1 year ago
The movie was some ol bullshit
But I will say it had one of the best ending fight scean ever
LiquidArmProduction 1 year ago
Crappy movie, but GREAT ENDING!!!
LiquidArmProduction 1 year ago
all the movies got worse as you go
blazejames47 1 year ago
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Ah vast were coming up behind his black pearl.... LMFAO
maxi9viper 1 year ago
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DXslilgangsta 1 year ago 30
@DXslilgangsta I know. It liked it, too. xoxo
prplmnky 1 year ago
@DXslilgangsta You just made my year of 2011.
kodatastical 1 year ago
@DXslilgangsta
yeah sure XD
Issun9000 1 year ago
@DXslilgangsta FUCK YEAH SON
tjenare1234567 10 months ago
@DXslilgangsta On your first date you were blown and had sex?
A bit much don't you think?
gaaraanime5 10 months ago
@DXslilgangsta did your boyfriend use a condom
johnmrrs 9 months ago
@DXslilgangsta I could hear you guys in the next stall...
QuestionAll1 9 months ago
ah vast were coming up behind his black pearle
justsomeLOBSTER 1 year ago
this movie was always destined to be canned by the critics, i thought it was great!
FormulaOneFan4Eva 1 year ago
I agree Carlyle completly, I really don't understand why so many people hated this movie, I thought it was brilliant. Yes it wasn't as good as the second one, and not as good as the first one, but it was still a fantastic film. I was never confused about what was going on, and in the context of all the shit that had built up over the two previous films all of the double-crossing made sense.
SideWaysThinker 1 year ago
by the time the Pirates of the Caribbean movies came out I was so sick and tired of johnny f**** depp I didn't give a *&@! about the movies at all
SSdetectiveagency 1 year ago
this was the worst of the movies it realy did suck wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwwtwwtfwtfwtfwtftwwtfwttwftwftwftwtfwtftwwwtfwtfwtfwfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtftwwtfwtfwtwftwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
mrcool657 1 year ago
I didnt like this movie.
POTC 1= good movie
POTC 2= mediocre
POTC 3= rubbish
The 3rd one just had no real solid plot, its like they were just making things happen in it just for the sake of it, its like all the sub plots in the movie were just pulled out of someones backside, they wernt clever or all that interesting.
Kraal7718 1 year ago
Awwwwwwwww Kiera Knightly *hand slips into pants*
Mangoyle 1 year ago
Pirates 1: Fucking amazing. AMAZING.
Pirates 2: ...bad sequel, ok movie. Kinda pissed me off.
Pirates 3: Good. Not as much as 1, but it's decent.
lycanfan 1 year ago
Pirates 1=Pretty Good
Pirates 2=Better than the 1st...
Pirates 3=Decent Enough to be concidered a good movie...
Jarethenator 1 year ago
Full price for me. I agreed with carisle (or however you spell that) most of the time.
JustSomeGuy77 1 year ago
First time disagreeing with some of you, I would go with Full price on this one.
I love the character Captain Jack Sparrow.
KanameAlucard1VK1HS 1 year ago
Who else turned on the subtitles for Calyso, even though she spoke english?
ilovewarships 1 year ago
@ilovewarships racist
goblinglider01 1 year ago
Pirates 1 = very good
Pirates 2 = The kraken is f-kin HUGE!! great movie
Pirates 3 = boring moments here and there but the direction was nice
Pirates 4 = there's some set photos out
seanjeaici 1 year ago 5
yo if u think this movie sucks than go suck a dick because it waz epic and u probly were a retard that couldn't figure out what was going in cuz it all happend at the same time here im going to break it down to u fagz each character has there on motivation and if u listen closly u can understand each characters but in the end thats when everything goes down now go watch the movie and be a smart cookie not a dumbass like so
joshuajap17 1 year ago
I think it's Full Price, it was so bad it was good.
TheSmartChild13 1 year ago
i really didn't understand what the hell was going on in this movie... at all
TMSGO!!
TwilightLuvvverxxx 1 year ago
I loved this movie until the ending. But I had to admit I liked the third movie, so I guess it made up for it.
TheSaintJuliet 1 year ago
Word. This movie had waaaaay too much crap in it. The guys who noted the overlapping plotlines and x character double-crossing y character every second hit the nail on the head. I also agree about the lack of character consistency, particularly with Elizabeth, but Jack also suffered from it as well. It was a gorgeous film, but I just don't think it did the first one justice and it was very poor compared to what it could it have been. I give it a rental.
maswellasm 1 year ago
it was a ripped of one piece anime. come on its almost the same story. i really wanted to see a admiral fight.
animejoao 1 year ago
I'd give it a Matinee. POTC 2 and 3 were good, but they had too many plotholes in them and both felt like I was watching a comedy movie. It was just too much shit going on in both that I sometimes find myself losing interest in the movies. The first POTC was the best of the trilogy. 2 and 3 concentrated too much on Orlando Bloom's character.
MsKira1313 1 year ago
the movie didnt make sense, it was corny (even the action was hokey at times). its a RENTAL for good effort, but damn it borderlined on some ole bullshit.
METALkaiser27 1 year ago
i think the first POTC film was best
hogjawso9 1 year ago
Curse of the Black Pearl: 0 out of 10
Dead Man's Chest: 10 out of 10
At World's End: 7 out of 10
majinshenmue 1 year ago
@majinshenmue
wtf the 1st is a 0 out of 10?! its at least an 8 for me.
windowsVD 1 year ago
Jack Sparrow is not gay. hes fucking awesome.
wowsux97 1 year ago 2
The worst POTC movie.
KRATOSRETURNSv2 1 year ago 12
@KRATOSRETURNSv2 i loved this movie. better then watching the first one witch sucked. and the first potc game SUCKED 100000000x then the movie.
Maxbun3 9 months ago
@KRATOSRETURNSv2 Ah no that would be On Stranger Tides. I liked the first three though.
brooksboy78 8 months ago
@KRATOSRETURNSv2 Why? I literally cannot comprehend the dislike some people have for this movie.
Besides, saying "the worst Pirates movie" is like saying "the worst Lord of the Rings movie."
Except for the fourth one, which feels kind of tacked on and aimless. I'm comparing trilogies here...
ijwi 7 months ago
First is full price
Second is matinee
Third is some 'ol bullshit.
At least in my opinion
PicklesRTasty 1 year ago
@PicklesRTasty this is my opinion
1st:Pretty damn good
2nd:Still pretty damn good
3rd: What the fuck is happening? What, who did what to who? Who is he again? Oh f*ck this! TMMFSGO-TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT GOING ON.
demondog45 1 year ago
2 words to describe this movie: too long.
1more4carhur 1 year ago
but the beginning was so fucking epic, yet so confusing
Zemoeldo 1 year ago
Rental, too much shit going on and an annoying protagonist.
k0walsk 1 year ago
i had to watch it three times to understand what the fuck was going on but for some reson istill love this movie
05eherash 1 year ago
They got married in a fight... Lame, Lame.... LAME! After watching that part i looked over at the woman and said. "Were breaking up... "
Mckwaa 1 year ago
full price
LSDrumline08 1 year ago
i liked this movie, it's just that for a lot of other people it's kinda hard to try and keep up with everything going on in this movie. and i have to agree that though this movie was good it had too much going on. i liked the first the best, not too much going on but just enough to keep the story going good. i'd give this a high matinee. sure it had a little too much going on, but the action, cgi, and pacing were enough for me.
tamura808 1 year ago
Oh god this is some ol bullshit
3917Monkey 2 years ago
High matinee. Disappointing when compared to the first two (high full prices)!
metaitachi 2 years ago
i liked this movie alot
venompool4 2 years ago
bad review
luisalexander70 2 years ago
great movie, bad review (Accpet for the guy who says the other two must be on crack)
Byreka 2 years ago
I liked the first two, but could not stand this movie. I rented it with some friends and we turned it off an hour in, because we just got bored.
PicklesRTasty 2 years ago 4
I'm repulsed by Jack Sparrow/Depp.
'What's eating Gilbert Grape'/'Scissorhands' are his best IMO.
Film = S>o>b>
jw2327 2 years ago
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All of you pathetic idiot reviewers are such critical bastards like if you could do better than what the director, writers or producers. I mean how the hell can you say Jack Sparrow is the gayest pirate? What is wrong with Jack Sparrow? I think he's the coolest pirate in history! The reason why you don't understand the different stories in the film is because you're not listening. The only thing you do best is to give some reviews that doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
MrDemonicJoker 2 years ago
@MrDemonicJoker It's a fucking joke, one. And it's all a matter of opinion. You're the one not making since asshole.
ShaneBeacham 2 years ago 5
Great movie indeed
Tudusciuc 2 years ago
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wow they gave it realy bad review,i think it was great
mark33850 2 years ago
Definitely full price or better than sex.
RatongaBruiser 2 years ago
bill nighy is a seriously underrated actor. Sparrow was getting annoying by this movie and it bill's performance that i was impressed by.
southsydney 2 years ago
Full price for me. I freakin love this movie!!!
Jack Sparrow<333
MiKaylaWagner 2 years ago
aye its a pirate film, so its gonna have alot of betrayal. duhhh!! guys.
purgecasper 2 years ago
Some OL' Bullshit!!I met Cyrus at the spill party this year and he told me they all hate this film now besides Carlyle.This was the worst blockbuster of 07.
Vameon 2 years ago
I love this movie, its still my 5th or 6th favorite movie of all time
SlyTF1 2 years ago
i couldnt stop laughing at how stupid the ending of that film is. the god of the ocean chick takes revenge on the pirates and the best she does is a piss weak hurricane that dosnt sink a single ship.
tacoshitter 2 years ago 56
@tacoshitter she actually makes it a fair fight cuz the Black Pearl cant use her speed and the Flying Dutchman cant use her firepower. This is just a guess though.
ilksr 1 year ago
@tacoshitter That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read about this movie's gay ass ending EVER. You rock.
Raltsman 1 year ago
@tacoshitter Thanks for spoiling the ending for everybody. Asshole...
TheScamDealer 1 year ago
TMSGO for sure! I didn't know what the hell was happening for half the movie either, and by the end of it I didn't care. It wasn't even a case of my brain being too slow to keep up with a complex plot. The whole thing was just convoluted...
TheMintyMuffin 2 years ago
not really, the one guy had a point, everyone had an end to the means, you just had to keep up to date on it, watch it again and it will all makes sense
thejammer91 2 years ago
Watch the first two and then you'll understand the third one.... trust me it'll help.
MiKaylaWagner 2 years ago
Watched the first two and liked them. Watched this and disliked it. Started to feel like a franchise. Can't be bothered anymo'.
TheMintyMuffin 2 years ago 4
yeah this goddes was so useful,created a whirlpool and turned to crabs ^^
And that was supposed to be a major plot point
CutCrane 2 years ago
better than sex for me!
josediogomafra 2 years ago
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the movie is easy to follow once you realize the sequels are based on original Star Wars sequels. Chow Yun Fat = Jabba, Sparrow=Han Solo
DodgerRiley 2 years ago
Ehh...I kinda liked the movie. The plot was at least follow-able. And it was pretty exciting.
lptrulez 2 years ago
Matinee at best
Westile 2 years ago 23
FULL PRICE ALL THE WAY!!
Gun10001 2 years ago 4
fucking elizabeth swann...WHO KILLS JACK SPARROW? WHO!?
(obvs her, but u know what i mean :/)
whentheboysmiles 2 years ago 3
Im with Carlisle This plot is for people with attention spans that are longer the that of a gold fish. which is hard to find on these days.
eaglerouge 2 years ago
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Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3....SOME OL' BULLSHIT
gothmaster123 2 years ago
fuck you
bigmacdaddy35 2 years ago
SOME OL' BULLSHIT
gothmaster123 2 years ago
this one was a piece of crap.. the first one on the other hand was awsome
pwnage122334 2 years ago
i think if they stretched the movie out to pirates 4, this movie wouldn't have been so damn long. Rental
cheeseUout 2 years ago
agreed, either that or they could've cut out some things from the movie to keep it simple like the first one did.
tamura808 1 year ago
I hated hated hated the 2nd movie and i hated it so much i still havent seen this one and i doubt i ever will
rougejaw 2 years ago
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j04370859 2 years ago
give it a shot!! i loved it
kneelb4zod6 2 years ago
This movie was bullshit, it could been a much better movie because of the script writers!
danxtur 2 years ago
There making a 4th
CrazyManiacStudios 2 years ago 2
yeah, but half of the actors aren't going to be in it, IDK how they can make it good
lovemeg101 2 years ago
LOL! GREAT ENDING! xD
JediAutobotX 2 years ago 4
i thought it was some old bull s**t
the first two were full price but this one was kinda stupid
TheJackster5000 2 years ago
"Avast, we're coming up behind his black pearl."
LOL Nice Carlisle
AnnaBarton10 2 years ago 7
Good movie, but I had a problem with the pirate order and the pirate lords and junk like that. suddenly, it kinda just got to the point where they stopped being pirates all together and started becoming knights of the round table.
SigmaEpsalon 2 years ago
I liked them all though in my opinion the first one FAR outranks the sequels.
xkaizer17x 2 years ago 4
Don't mess with sparrow dude. He is badasss
stigmabuster22 2 years ago
Full Price bitchez
TheDM75 2 years ago
Nobody mentions the fact that this movie references Singapore for what's possibly one of the rarest times?! <_<"
OminousFlare 2 years ago 2
Curse of the black pearl was a masterpiece, dead man's chest was alright but I hated this one.
marshmallowmurderer 2 years ago 2
TMSGO
jjjacksonjjjunior 2 years ago
FULL PRICE!! Coming up behind the black pearl HAHAHA ROFL
coyotefever105 2 years ago
im with the white long haired guy. i loved it!
calenorumbero 2 years ago
This was full Fuc**ng PRICE!
ResidentEvil5Guy 2 years ago 2