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  • "Ah, Jack Sparrow. The gayest pirate to sail the seven seas since Captain Morgan."

    Oh i really doubt that, i bet there's others even more gayer, but still in the closet.

    I mean c'mon, life at the sea, with no women around?

  • @tricksterhuaun watch their on stanger tides review...

  • At World's End was the worst in the franchise !!!

  • Agreed with Carlyle.

  • Carlyle always disagrees

  • rental

  • I think Jack Sparrow is the straightest Pirate of them all. He is a player, or did you forget in the first movie where he keeps getting slapped by his ex's. And why did you have to bring in the other white guy? He didn't say anything then he gives the movie a rental. Like what the f**k!!!! I would have preferred if Co-Host was there. I have never seen a review with all 5 of you in it. It would be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Or is it not straight to go to the movie with 4 other guys.

  • Wang

  • hushpuppy head, guppyhead and gumbohead. LOL

  • I'd have to say a rental cuz the special effects are there but the storyline and teh character developments just aren't there

  • I don't get the joke at the end. What does it mean?

  • @Sabrinism1 it's referring to butsex

  • full price for me 2

  • Did this dude in the purple get fired or something? He's in no new reviews. Still like co host though.

  • @GuitarM0use Listen to the recent A Couple of Cold Ones Podcast on Spill.com. He explains it there. Hes been doing other stuff.

  • The major problem I had with this movie was Tia Dalma's arc. That scene where she became giant was just plain silly, and not in a good way.

  • Was it just me or did carlyle own korey?!?

  • TOO

    MUCH

    SH**T

    GOING

    ON.

    

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  • This movie was full price, the fourth movie also is a full price!

  • I gave the movie a 5/5 just for the scene in Davy Jones' Locker.

  • @chrisproxxx lol true

  • This was an epic film, loved all of them. :D

  • How do people think this movie is bad? i mean i reaally dont understand whats so wrong with this film. it was an epic conclusin to the conflict that started in Pirates 2 plus it was a fun movie to watch. i just can't see why people hate this movie

  • hey, i fucking love that crack head

  • the crackhead Imao

  • I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THE SPILL CREW. You give spiderman 3 Full price and this film full price when they were clearly some ol bullshit and a FUCK YOU.

    you give cloverfield a full price but you give ncfom a matinee i mean seriously wtf

  • @theburningpancake different opinions brah.

  • @theburningpancake Though I agree with them on some level; I totally agree with your opinion about the fact of the matter that SM3 and POTC 3 was too shitty flicks.

    There's so much wrong with SM3 that I hardly can find anything right about it... and I can't. Venom was such a whimp and Sandman.. ugh, don' t get me started. "I'm not a bad guy, I only kill policemen, steal money from ordinary citizen because my daughter is sick. I'm a good guy!" Geeeeee...

  • after they found jack sparrow, the movie just goes apart into "lets slap crappy plot points together and go inconsistant and make the stupidest "oh s**t lets hurry and end this movie cuz it's getting too long" direction. and chow yung fat was useless....too useless

  • this is one of my tree fave movies of all time. and i got to see it in theatre for my birthday :)

  • @ginnyvideo have you only seen three movies in your entire life?

  • @Taylorwest626 and you care because? the other two are The Dark Knight and Jurassic Park, if that makes you feel any better...

  • i fucking love the movie

  • Have not seen this yet, but Will now. Seems it might portray that this era was not one-dimensional the "Anglos vs. Uncivilization" history book version (the Chinese had blue fireworks when the Brits were still painting themselve blue, no dis on Robert the Bruce my Scots peeps).

    Pirates and or merchant mariners/mercenaries picked up and enhanced the trade from many, many, many, did I say many? cultures. Will bring my copy of "Shen-Ku" the art of traveling as reference.

  • The movie was good, but the title could have been called somethin else since they were at World's End for like 20 mins. Im just sayin

  • @Connect200

    Yeah, maybe 'To World's End' or 'Journey for World's End' or 'Stephen King's IT' I don't know.

  • the crackhead LOL

  • I thought it was good time, just because I went in not expecting the best movie ever. I was expecting an epic and exciting movie with just alot going on so It keeps you interested and on the edge of yo0ur seat.

  • i didn't mind the movie but what i do mind is Carlye i hate that guy I'm glad hes not really on the site all that much anymore but i really wish they just gave him the boot all together

  • 2-1-3

  • A few classic movie characters:

    Luke Skywalker

    Indiana Jones

    Spiderman

    Batman

    Jack Sparrow

    'nuff said

  • 1 > 2 > 3

  • dead mans chest was the best one

  • OMFG the one thing I loved about this series was jack uncanny, brilliant, and epically ridiculous way of surviving, I mean relly! This Mother fckin dont wanna did and hes smarter than EVERYONE in the whole movie!!!! Man I love dis guy lol cant wait for the fourth one to come out next year lol. xDxDxD

  • FULL FUCKING PRICE. Yes there was too much going on. But thats what you learn to love and respect from a Pirates of the Carribean movie.

  • Avast we´r comin´up behind his black pearl !! ^^

  • Oh my god thats so true, TO MUCH SHIT GOING ON!! its like spiderman 3

  • Am I the only one who thought that Calypso should've told them to defeat the Ghost pirate Lechuck? *looks around awkwardly while nobody gets the refrence* Oh god, I feel old.

  • @hall9111 hey i get the reference... in fact i think the pirates trilogy was based on monkey island

  • this is my least favorite potc movie, so i give it a matinee. i'd give it a rental, but jack sparrow's awesome!!

  • Amazing movie!

  • HATED THIS MOVIE IT JUST SUCKED BALLS. the dialoge was awful acting was bad and the only good thing was jack sparrow

  • I love these movies, liked this one more than part two (I kind of see Dead Mans Chest and At Worlds End to be a two part movie).

  • Avast, we're coming up behind his black pearl!!

    XD

  • i say blame disney.they in my opinion ruined so many fairy tales for me

  • I think the 2nd and 3rd film answered some questions in the 1st film.

  • I love all the POTC movies

    The third was my fav

    Full price for me

  • PISSED. ME. OFF.

    Only good one was the 1st one...Second one was even better.

  • captain Morgan=the slut off the 7 seas?:)))))

  • First review from these guys i didn't like. You can't have a character with any kind of strange movements or behaviour anymore without people instantly calling them gay. Its really lame. Jack being eccentric is what really made this movie stand out and he is my favorite movie character of all time.

  • @ohcrapmynameistoolon Its a joke for Christ´s sake!!

  • Flambouyant dragqueen!!!

  • The movie was some ol bullshit

    But I will say it had one of the best ending fight scean ever

  • Crappy movie, but GREAT ENDING!!!

  • all the movies got worse as you go

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  • @DXslilgangsta I know. It liked it, too. xoxo

  • @DXslilgangsta You just made my year of 2011.

  • @DXslilgangsta

    yeah sure XD

  • @DXslilgangsta FUCK YEAH SON

  • @DXslilgangsta On your first date you were blown and had sex?

    A bit much don't you think?

  • @DXslilgangsta did your boyfriend use a condom

  • @DXslilgangsta I could hear you guys in the next stall...

  • ah vast were coming up behind his black pearle

  • this movie was always destined to be canned by the critics, i thought it was great!

  • I agree Carlyle completly, I really don't understand why so many people hated this movie, I thought it was brilliant. Yes it wasn't as good as the second one, and not as good as the first one, but it was still a fantastic film. I was never confused about what was going on, and in the context of all the shit that had built up over the two previous films all of the double-crossing made sense.

  • by the time the Pirates of the Caribbean movies came out I was so sick and tired of johnny f**** depp I didn't give a *&@! about the movies at all

  • this was the worst of the movies it realy did suck wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf­wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwwtwwtfwtfwtfwt­ftwwtfwttwftwftwftwtfwtftwwwtf­wtfwtfwfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfw­tftwwtfwtfwtwftwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf­wtfwtfwtf

  • I didnt like this movie.

    POTC 1= good movie

    POTC 2= mediocre

    POTC 3= rubbish

    The 3rd one just had no real solid plot, its like they were just making things happen in it just for the sake of it, its like all the sub plots in the movie were just pulled out of someones backside, they wernt clever or all that interesting.

  • Awwwwwwwww Kiera Knightly *hand slips into pants*

  • Pirates 1: Fucking amazing. AMAZING.

    Pirates 2: ...bad sequel, ok movie. Kinda pissed me off.

    Pirates 3: Good. Not as much as 1, but it's decent.

  • Pirates 1=Pretty Good

    Pirates 2=Better than the 1st...

    Pirates 3=Decent Enough to be concidered a good movie...

  • Full price for me. I agreed with carisle (or however you spell that) most of the time.

  • First time disagreeing with some of you, I would go with Full price on this one.

    I love the character Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • Who else turned on the subtitles for Calyso, even though she spoke english?

  • @ilovewarships racist

  • Pirates 1 = very good

    Pirates 2 = The kraken is f-kin HUGE!! great movie

    Pirates 3 = boring moments here and there but the direction was nice

    Pirates 4 = there's some set photos out

  • yo if u think this movie sucks than go suck a dick because it waz epic and u probly were a retard that couldn't figure out what was going in cuz it all happend at the same time here im going to break it down to u fagz each character has there on motivation and if u listen closly u can understand each characters but in the end thats when everything goes down now go watch the movie and be a smart cookie not a dumbass like so

  • I think it's Full Price, it was so bad it was good.

  • i really didn't understand what the hell was going on in this movie... at all

    TMSGO!!

  • I loved this movie until the ending. But I had to admit I liked the third movie, so I guess it made up for it.

  • Word. This movie had waaaaay too much crap in it. The guys who noted the overlapping plotlines and x character double-crossing y character every second hit the nail on the head. I also agree about the lack of character consistency, particularly with Elizabeth, but Jack also suffered from it as well. It was a gorgeous film, but I just don't think it did the first one justice and it was very poor compared to what it could it have been. I give it a rental.

  • it was a ripped of one piece anime. come on its almost the same story. i really wanted to see a admiral fight.

  • I'd give it a Matinee. POTC 2 and 3 were good, but they had too many plotholes in them and both felt like I was watching a comedy movie. It was just too much shit going on in both that I sometimes find myself losing interest in the movies. The first POTC was the best of the trilogy. 2 and 3 concentrated too much on Orlando Bloom's character.

  • the movie didnt make sense, it was corny (even the action was hokey at times). its a RENTAL for good effort, but damn it borderlined on some ole bullshit.

  • i think the first POTC film was best

  • Curse of the Black Pearl: 0 out of 10

    Dead Man's Chest: 10 out of 10

    At World's End: 7 out of 10

  • @majinshenmue

    wtf the 1st is a 0 out of 10?! its at least an 8 for me.

  • Jack Sparrow is not gay. hes fucking awesome.

  • The worst POTC movie.

  • @KRATOSRETURNSv2 i loved this movie. better then watching the first one witch sucked. and the first potc game SUCKED 100000000x then the movie.

  • @KRATOSRETURNSv2 Ah no that would be On Stranger Tides. I liked the first three though.

  • @KRATOSRETURNSv2 Why? I literally cannot comprehend the dislike some people have for this movie.

    Besides, saying "the worst Pirates movie" is like saying "the worst Lord of the Rings movie."

    Except for the fourth one, which feels kind of tacked on and aimless. I'm comparing trilogies here...

  • First is full price

    Second is matinee

    Third is some 'ol bullshit.

    At least in my opinion

  • @PicklesRTasty this is my opinion

    1st:Pretty damn good

    2nd:Still pretty damn good

    3rd: What the fuck is happening? What, who did what to who? Who is he again? Oh f*ck this! TMMFSGO-TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT GOING ON.

  • 2 words to describe this movie: too long.

  • but the beginning was so fucking epic, yet so confusing

  • Rental, too much shit going on and an annoying protagonist.

  • i had to watch it three times to understand what the fuck was going on but for some reson istill love this movie

  • They got married in a fight... Lame, Lame.... LAME! After watching that part i looked over at the woman and said. "Were breaking up... "

  • full price

  • i liked this movie, it's just that for a lot of other people it's kinda hard to try and keep up with everything going on in this movie. and i have to agree that though this movie was good it had too much going on. i liked the first the best, not too much going on but just enough to keep the story going good. i'd give this a high matinee. sure it had a little too much going on, but the action, cgi, and pacing were enough for me.

  • Oh god this is some ol bullshit

  • High matinee. Disappointing when compared to the first two (high full prices)!

  • i liked this movie alot

  • bad review

  • great movie, bad review (Accpet for the guy who says the other two must be on crack)

  • I liked the first two, but could not stand this movie. I rented it with some friends and we turned it off an hour in, because we just got bored.

  • I'm repulsed by Jack Sparrow/Depp.

    'What's eating Gilbert Grape'/'Scissorhands' are his best IMO.

    Film = S>o>b>

  • @MrDemonicJoker It's a fucking joke, one. And it's all a matter of opinion. You're the one not making since asshole.

  • Great movie indeed

  • Definitely full price or better than sex.

  • bill nighy is a seriously underrated actor. Sparrow was getting annoying by this movie and it bill's performance that i was impressed by.

  • Full price for me. I freakin love this movie!!!

    Jack Sparrow<333

  • aye its a pirate film, so its gonna have alot of betrayal. duhhh!! guys.

  • Some OL' Bullshit!!I met Cyrus at the spill party this year and he told me they all hate this film now besides Carlyle.This was the worst blockbuster of 07.

  • I love this movie, its still my 5th or 6th favorite movie of all time

  • i couldnt stop laughing at how stupid the ending of that film is. the god of the ocean chick takes revenge on the pirates and the best she does is a piss weak hurricane that dosnt sink a single ship.

  • @tacoshitter she actually makes it a fair fight cuz the Black Pearl cant use her speed and the Flying Dutchman cant use her firepower. This is just a guess though.

  • @tacoshitter That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read about this movie's gay ass ending EVER. You rock.

  • @tacoshitter Thanks for spoiling the ending for everybody. Asshole...

  • TMSGO for sure! I didn't know what the hell was happening for half the movie either, and by the end of it I didn't care. It wasn't even a case of my brain being too slow to keep up with a complex plot. The whole thing was just convoluted...

  • not really, the one guy had a point, everyone had an end to the means, you just had to keep up to date on it, watch it again and it will all makes sense

  • Watch the first two and then you'll understand the third one.... trust me it'll help.

  • Watched the first two and liked them. Watched this and disliked it. Started to feel like a franchise. Can't be bothered anymo'.

  • yeah this goddes was so useful,created a whirlpool and turned to crabs ^^

    And that was supposed to be a major plot point

  • better than sex for me!

  • Ehh...I kinda liked the movie. The plot was at least follow-able. And it was pretty exciting.

  • Matinee at best

  • FULL PRICE ALL THE WAY!!

  • fucking elizabeth swann...WHO KILLS JACK SPARROW? WHO!?

    (obvs her, but u know what i mean :/)

  • Im with Carlisle This plot is for people with attention spans that are longer the that of a gold fish. which is hard to find on these days.

  • fuck you

  • SOME OL' BULLSHIT

  • this one was a piece of crap.. the first one on the other hand was awsome

  • i think if they stretched the movie out to pirates 4, this movie wouldn't have been so damn long. Rental

  • agreed, either that or they could've cut out some things from the movie to keep it simple like the first one did.

  • I hated hated hated the 2nd movie and i hated it so much i still havent seen this one and i doubt i ever will

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  • give it a shot!! i loved it

  • This movie was bullshit, it could been a much better movie because of the script writers!

  • There making a 4th

  • yeah, but half of the actors aren't going to be in it, IDK how they can make it good

  • LOL! GREAT ENDING! xD

  • i thought it was some old bull s**t

    the first two were full price but this one was kinda stupid

  • "Avast, we're coming up behind his black pearl."

    LOL Nice Carlisle

  • Good movie, but I had a problem with the pirate order and the pirate lords and junk like that. suddenly, it kinda just got to the point where they stopped being pirates all together and started becoming knights of the round table.

  • I liked them all though in my opinion the first one FAR outranks the sequels.

  • Don't mess with sparrow dude. He is badasss

  • Full Price bitchez

  • Nobody mentions the fact that this movie references Singapore for what's possibly one of the rarest times?! <_<"

  • Curse of the black pearl was a masterpiece, dead man's chest was alright but I hated this one.

  • TMSGO

  • FULL PRICE!! Coming up behind the black pearl HAHAHA ROFL

  • im with the white long haired guy. i loved it!

  • This was full Fuc**ng PRICE!