he took a bite of gum gum

[ForestTowncomms]

Professional baseball player PURPLE CAR takes a swing with his trusty professional baseball bat, YELLOW DUMPSTER, at professional baseball, GREG FONICAS, knocking him outta the park

[Sciencebro]

Professional container wrestler GREG FONICAS does battle with a foe who calls in some unlikely help.

[zxcviilll]

KING OF THE PIRATES

[Boredman567]

*spoiler* pimps was the driver

[jimjonesthemighty]

fuck your nakama i've got a dumpster

[IntermissionForBunny]

There once was a man named Conrad Slater, who was King of the Professional Skaters. He had fame, views, and subscribers beyond your wildest dreams. Before EA hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said;

My fortune is yours for the taking- but you'll have to find it first. I left all my props in One Dumpster.

Ever since, skaters from all over the world flail toward the Industrial District, searching for One Dumpster, the treasure that would make their dreams, COME TRUE

[radiophonics]

@IntermissionForBunny YO

[Boredman567]

@IntermissionForBunny when does pimps reveal himself as the villain

[IntermissionForBunny]

@Boredman567 NOW

[fable2fan1]

@IntermissionForBunny was that a ready player 1 reference?

[FortressManagment]

nep egg

[MirroredParadox]

monkey d. fonics

[radiophonics]

@MirroredParadox miranoa zoro

[MirroredParadox]

@radiophonics i approve

[TacticoolOperator]

the drugs made his body just limp enough that his neck didnt break from getting hit in the head with a dumpster

[idlesenses1]

Professional king of pirates GREG FONICAS unleashes his ultimate technique

[ChuckleheadTom]

Professional Hubba-Bubba lover GREG FONI - Holy shit he took that dumpster like a champ.

[eviltacoperson]

Professional driver YELLOW DUMPSTER learns how not to parallel park.

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

Garbage disposal duty has been a bitch since they ditched the trucks apparently

[TacticoolOperator]

ya yo ya yo

[RenegadeFury]

i hate when my neck does that

[MicahTheZombie]

That is one resilient black man.