Mass Effect 2: Tali and Garrus Talk About Old Times

[Wokanoga]

@fl333r google "mass effect quarian"

[TheFTA4]

aaaahhhhh......girls

[fl333r]

What's sensitive about her immune system? Oh wait. But seriously... Why?

[lattask8er]

Human 1 - Dude, you remember when you asked me how Turians keep from getting sick, well it turns out they use SHOTGUNS!

Human 2 - So...they blast off the germs?

Human 1 - I guess so, next time someone starts talking about swine flu I'm just going to blast off a few rounds!

[MrT0777]

Kelly likes garrus, garrus likes tali, tali likes me lol

[FatalX7]

Back off, Garrus, Tali is mine. D<

[malganus4]

thats why renegade garrus is must have for every time

also grunt gives epic shots

[Northy090]

A shotgun is one hell of an immune system...

[MrBoothy1234]

@Northy090 doctoroctagonapus blargghhhhh!!!

[Northy090]

@MrBoothy1234 Stop stalking me you creep.

[mrbeanthe2nd]

@Northy090 I like the way you think

[SirGarjelBlah]

now im regretting i only ever had tali and wrex make convosation in the elevator. wrex isnt very social...

[Silkorvelvet]

Garrus epic trolling time ^_^ !

[RustProofHippo]

does anyone know how to get garrus after you have got tali? I know you have to go to the med clinic but he's not there....

[Kirbunis]

@RustProofHippo You done goofed. I don't think you can get Garrus anymore. I suggest restarting and going through the several hour-long intro again, mate.

[nymanium]

I did enjoy the elevators, the loading screens in 2 could use some crew banter. And I do enjoy how this ribs on the fact that every single companion would ask Tali about the Flotilla or her immune system, every single one of them.

[matoro2009]

tell me about your imune system

i have a shotgun...

oh yeah...thats an ice breaker

[ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS]

@Goldendroid that's "tails" and I was pointing out the fact that he misspelled "tali" and put "tail"

[zorbak1000]

IN ME3:

Garrus: -You ever miss those talks we had while working for Cerberus?

Tali: -Garrus, we had no talks at all. You were in the middle of some calibrations, all day long!

Garrus: -Oh yes, fact...

[ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS]

@elitewolf966 who the hell is "Tail"?

[Goldendroid]

@ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS its the little orange fox from sonic

[elitewolf966]

garrus likes tail and tail hates him

[TommyBlazeHD]

Hillarious!

[Robotman9070]

I am doing 1 pushup for every comment is see about a shotgun for an immune system or garrus/calibrations. It is getting annoying

[XtheUnknown13]

It's okay, Garrus. Most of my conversations with women usually end with threats of violence too.

[AdinanCenci]

i like to think the three of them in a brotherhood relationship

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sorry about my english grammar

[gmodzombieteam]

Garrus: tell me again about your imune system

Tali: I have a shotgun....

Garrus grabs the shotgun and says: GIMME THAT! IT'S NOT CALIBRATED YET! you could hurt you self!

[Silkorvelvet]

@gmodzombieteam Briliant x)

[SpadeAce90]

can it wait for a bit? i'm in the middle of some talibrations

[domirine]

shotgun is a very good immune system, tali!

[MissPumpkinJuice]

I think if Shepard choose for romance Thane / Miranda, or Jack / Jacob, in ME3 Tali and Garrus should totally have their own romance just for "atmosphere" )))) I would like to see these two, doing/talking stupid and cute stuff sometimes))) That will breathe more life into game, and will make illusion that something in the galaxy goes WITHOUT Shepard's approve)))

[commissarusa]

@MissPumpkinJuice

No, no, no. NOTHING happens in this galaxy without Shepard's personal approval. Stores don't sell their goods unless they're his favorite store on the Citadel, and nobody ever has sex unless it's with Shepard or someone Shepard has already had sex with.

And Reapers? Pleeease.

[8610803eternal]

Tali: "I have a shotgun"

Garrus:  "Is it calibrated?"

Tali:"....no.."

Garrus: "exactly"

[Paxseko]

I really MISSED the elevators. Maybe I was the only one? It was the only place in the game where the characters talked to one another, and not just Shephard. It showed other sides of their personalities that you just didn't get to see at all in Mass Effect 2.

Except for in this tiny reference back to Mass Effect 1, that is.

[Thewwekiller]

@Paxseko I missed the elevators as well. I guess we can hope for them in ME3 as long as the reapers don't destroy them.

[goldenflames22]

In Mass Effect 3:

Tali: Remember all those talks we had on the stairs?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[TheOnlySonicFan]

Great now wheres this type of dialog for the rest of the party members?

[Dreamer1196]

i am like, the only one, aside from a few of my friends, who thinks that garrus and tali would make an awesome couple.

[SmackHeaded]

so quarians have shotguns for immune systems? probably why they don't work very well

[KomodoVlogs]

This never gets old

[legolover545]

thumbs up if you think tali is awesome

[BenAranMetroidkiller]

my brother told me about this and i thought its a joke, but now i hear it and it is fucking hilarious!

[gmodzombieteam]

and in mass effect 3

GARRUS: remember how we asked you about the elevators?

TALI: once again no.

GARRUS: come on tell me once again about your immune system :3

TALI: "Pulls out shotgun and aims at garrus"

"Garrus grabs the shotgun out of her hand"

GARRUS: let me Calibrate that immune system

[Helreign]

Garrus: So tell me about your immune system.

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations?

[nAthaNkco]

Why Tali dislike Garrus?? 

[richeerich96]

Lmao Tali was so bitchy to Garrus!

[MayuZane]

So Quarians have shotguns as immune systems.

[mgfan100]

TALI: I have a shotgun.

GARRUS: Fine, whatever. I had some calibrations to do anyway!

[Mrcapo100]

I hope something like this happens again in Mass Effect 3

[FuckinBowDown1]

How come nobody has conversations on copy. . . .are they only on the 360 version. . . .If so then that would explain it.

[NightHawk92929]

now garrus wants to talk? I thought he was in the middle of some calculations -.-

[ManifestNightmare]

@NightHawk92929 CALIBRATIONS. He's in the middle of some CALIBRATIONS.

[skytop082]

Mass Effect 2: Yes, even ALIENS can succeed at breaking the 4th wall.

[ALowCharityMember]

I'm guessing shotguns have ways of shuting a nosy Turian up...

[tenderfoot480]

@ALowCharityMember but did you ever notice that every turian you fight uses a shotgun?

[ALowCharityMember]

@tenderfoot480 Sadly...yes :/

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

Eh. According to video game logic, if Garrus stands ten feet away he should be fine.

[aznxa32]

Threesome with tali and garrus in me3 lol

[gmodzombieteam]

haha Garrus. way to seduce a Quarian XD

[blackswordsman89]

If Tali and Garrus got married, they'd have no sex life at all, because they'd spend all day cleaning up engines and calibrating guns.

[Fredrik361]

@blackswordsman89 Forever calibrating :I

[XenoAlbedo]

@blackswordsman89 Shame too. They're both dextro DNA.

[mdtwiztid]

@blackswordsman89 lololololo true

[TriniKnight01]

@blackswordsman89 ...that sounds like a healthy sex life to me. Not that Garrus would get the reference >:)

[ronron2k]

@blackswordsman89 hahah that's right

[MegaUnoriginal]

God I love Tali

[buffedanimal359]

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: I'll just get back to my calibrations...

[KidPoolOfTheCorps]

Garrus is my bro and he's hittin on my chick. ill let it slide

[Jisterz]

Tali: "I have a shotgun"

xD So fun!

[matalvis]

thats one hell of an immune systom....

[TheSimmr001]

what if her immune system IS the shotgun

[ralphaids]

I wonder is Tali said this to Shepard

Shepard: Tali, you've got a minute to talk

Tali: I have a shotgun

Shepard: I should go

[spartannoah]

@ralphaids

HaHa! X)

[chickensesame]

tali is my favorite character.

[pinkstrawberrypig]

Dammit Garrus stop seducing me with that voice!!

[UltraSonicTH]

Garrus: (with his hand down his pants) Can it wait, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[devilthrig]

wasn't garrus in the mid of some calibrations?

[PanzarMetal]

Great immune system, as in a shot gun.

[ncdxero88]

I'm hoping that there would be a GarrusXTali on ME3. Since there were 'hints" at Illium's Eternity bar, that turian and quarian romance is possible.

[silverhawkroman]

GARRUS: So tell me about your immune system.

TALI : I have a shotgun.

GARRUS: I told you Shepard, flexibility. :D

[elitesoldier209]

-I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my best friends in the galaxy-

[flipmasta14]

lol garrus has that IM GONNA RAPE YOU voice

[Ozzymcrcky]

this gave me a good chuckle :L

[FrigidAxe]

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Should really get back to those calibrations...

[alexblushtail1292]

GARRUS: So tell me about your immune system

TALI: I have a shotgun.

LOL works everytime

[th3d3storoy3r]

Garrus: tell me again about your immune system

Tali: i have a shotgun

Shepeard: Garrus?, how many times do I have to tell you STOP TRYIN' TO STEAL TALI FROM ME.

Garrus: whatever, i'll go back to the normandy and find miranda

[Arokh300]

@th3d3storoy3r xDDDDDDD

[silverhawkroman]

@th3d3storoy3r no, he'll go back to the normandy... and do some 'calibrations', IF YA KNOW WUT I MEAN! XD

[th3d3storoy3r]

@silverhawkroman *After garrus 'Calibrates' tali*

Shepard: WHAT DID I F***ING SAY ABOUT STEALIN' TALI FROM ME GARRUS

Garrus: I didn't steal her, I just 'Calibrated' her,

Shepard: How 'bout I 'calibrate' your face?

[silverhawkroman]

@th3d3storoy3r Garrus: Can it wait for a bit, i have to go do some calibrations so we don't come crashing down on our important mission.

Shepard: err... i should go >:(

*clicks on TALK TO GARRUS*

Garrus: can it wait for a bit...

Shepard: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU-

[eVectori]

Garrus: Tell me again about you immune system

Tali: Can't it a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations of my suit

[Desgax]

@pancakes578 Yeah Garrus is all like "Can it wait Tali? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Babs44sun]

I don't get it lol

[freedomphamtom]

i just love tali :3

so cute,with her shotgun and all

[LamentOfInnocence1]

I miss the elevators. They were better than a loading screen.

I also miss the mako. Because ANYTHING is better than scanning.

[ItachiTHEhero]

@LamentOfInnocence1 In ME2 we have Hammerhead, I do hope in ME3 will be something like Mako or Hammerhead. And so many powers like in ME1, and gaining EXP for every killed foe or unlocked door.

[deidarasenpai009]

*Tali goes to a job interview*

Interviewer: So Tali tell me why we should hire you.

Tali: I have a shotgun

Interveiwer: ....You can start monday

[xelnaga92]

Come on Garrus you can make a better comeback.

Garrus: So tell me about your immune system.

Tali: I have a SHOTGUN.

Garrus: and I have a RIFLE what your point?

[DBZisthebestanimever]

@xelnaga92 Shotguns are faster to take out and a lot more effective at that range

[SternMann93]

Well, Garrus seems to think he's good with quarians. Or so he said when having him on the Normandy SR2 for the first time.

[Divinityxx1]

Does Garrus like Tali or something? XD I've never seen Garrus want to actually know about something. He seems to be more open with her than Shepard.

[TheSindara]

Does this scene only trigger if youre playing with a Shepherd imported from ME1? Doesnt seem to happen for me and I've been up and down those stairs hoping it would (although logically it shouldnt as I never played ME1)

[enchantixgoddess]

"I have a shotgun!"

LOL! Luv Tali:)

[silverhawkroman]

hmm, is this a hint that Garrus and Tali were in a previous relationship? i mean listen to her tone of voice!

[alexdesgrauens]

@silverhawkroman no he wants to flirt with tali. she Meets him the first time in Mass Effect 1 and tells shepard in Mass Effect 2 that she doesnt trust one enough for a relationship shepard is the first and only one

sorry my English ist bad because iam a german ^^

[silverhawkroman]

@alexdesgrauens OMG UR GERMAN!! NAZIIIIII!!! nah just joking, but jokes aside, ur right. although i think it would have been more interesting to have them both have something. but anyway this arc of mass effect is ending soon so no point in making such things.

[dragonballmarcus]

Is this the only time team mates talk to eachother on their own?

[DangerasTM]

i loved the elivaters between watching boreing random dta flashing on screen or 2 main charicters interacting haveing real conversations id rather the latter

[justmymage]

@pancakes578 What a lovely talk :)

[darkfire6991]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite fail on the Citadel.

[connorrehanfeaglasgo]

yeah, there is that turian guy by the bar who keeps on trying to hint at his feelings for the quarian, but each time fails quite spectacularly

[RetlocLive]

This conversation apparently occurs at a specific spot. Practically all the videos I've seen that showcases this conversation were around the same exact staircase in the Citadel. >_>

[RayPall]

"Tell me about your immune system."

"I have a shotgun."

LMAO, Tali rocks xD

[KarriKoivusalo]

Compared to staring a (mostly) static screen for a minute, I really DO miss those elevator rides.

Also, Tali is just too awesome for words.

[1337ijs]

Who else finds Garrus to be one of the funniest and most badass characters in Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2, besides Shepard?

[tuerkek]

@1337ijs yes BUT he is bad at seducing :P

[BatterySphere]

@1337ijs

Who else can take a missile to the face and survive? :)

[GuyWithChainsaw]

she should say: Don't you at the middle of some calibrations?

[slayermate07]

hi i am commander shepard, and this is my favourite mass effect video on youtube

[MassEffectgrandia2]

@slayermate07 HAHAHA

[Billyjackthemack]

<3 Tali

[sanzoghun]

Awww Tali's so cold towards Garrus xDD

[GuyWithChainsaw]

@sanzoghun yeah, that always mean they like them selves :3

[politcalgamer]

0:18 here you go

[PaganPride81]

Hahaha "I have a shotgun" lool I am just realising that Garrus and Tali would make an adorable couple ;)

[xXSilverHaloXx]

@PaganPride81 They definitely would, too bad Garrus is mine. Tali better stay away...

[jasiothemity]

Holy framerate problems, Batman!

[dokaw]

Tell me again about your immune system! Hahahaha.

[Archanored]

im happy garrus died, cause i just fucked tali few mins ago

[angelofdeath251]

i think garrus likes tali

[Linkforlife199]

If there is anything to take from Mass Effect 2, it is that Turians suck at seducing Quarians.

[GuaranaClyde]

@Linkforlife199 Despite actually having more chances than any other specie as they're the only other sentient dextro-amynoacids in the galaxy.

[Zain844]

@Linkforlife199 i don't think Garrus was trying to seduce her i think he was just making fun of her.

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

@Linkforlife199 Well I dunno, the dude in Eternity seemed to be doing ok.

[silverhawkroman]

@Linkforlife199 Strange, since both are the only amino dextrous beings known in ME, wouldn't they be more compatible? and also would they happen to have a shared genetical ancestry?

[bryan050593]

@Linkforlife199 and that tali is adorable

[Linkforlife199]

@bryan050593 That goes without saying.

[prayerpolice]

@Linkforlife199 Fleet & Flotilla, my ass! That's like a human male suggesting to watch the Notebook!

[headlesschicken6661]

Garrus:I'm sensing some mixed signals from you Tali...just come out straight with me!

Tali: (draws shotgun) Is this straight enough scar face.

Garrus:..........hhmmm, so you don't like my scars.

[skytop082]

(Imagined Mass Effect 3 conversation) Garrus: I dont get why you still have that helmet on Tali when you can live without it now. Tali: I still like the HUD on it. Garrus: You know if you where an eyepiece you get the same advantages without that bucket over your head. Tali: Yeah? Well i wouldn't be protected against Gunships too well then would i?

[chainaxe8]

@skytop082 cool it Tali!

[C0rrupted1]

@skytop082 Below the belt, below the belt much. That would be awesome to see it.

[gwenamillion101]

I have a shot gun

Lol

[dangerdarbot]

Tali is not amused, haha.

Bah, Garrus <3

[jonno2408]

so wat if she has a shotgun... Garrus is Archangel take on 50 mercs by himself and a bloody gunship..and lived to brag about it... Garrus would own her

[sWejk]

@jonno2408 well...this whole idea is pointless but while u started with it :D...garrus had sniper rifle and 50m of clear view...enemies were comming from single directory...on the video he is standing next to tali with shotgun-I see no chance for him to win this duel :D

[pasiputez]

i have a shotgun xDDD mmm maby we talk later xD

[breakerbbbb]

u ever miss those talks on the elevators

no

come on remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla it was an opputinity to share

this conversation is over

tell me again ubout your immune system

i have a shotgun!

maybe we'll talk later

BOOM

[taligarrus]

I have a shotgun jaja

[AWESOME000111]

7 people didn't miss the elevator rides, and don't have shotguns.

[MrISAACFACE]

@AWESOME000111 OMFG fuck you!

[Ralokone]

tali and garrus better be in mass effect 3, they are far better friends than kaidan and ashley ever were

[TheNexus]

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

Tali: Weren't you in the middle of some calibrations?

Garrus: ...

Shepard: Served.

[FlyingFocs]

O.K., Tali, Garrus, Liara, Wrex, and Mordin. If I ahd to choose five party members to survive the entire series, it would be those five

[xhugox13]

I have a shotgun..................... Bosh'tet

[youtubglass]

iF You Die In Mass effect 2 you play as blasto in MASS EFFECT 3

[recon500]

@youtubglass If you die in Mass Effect 2 you will play as Conrad Vener in Mass Effect 3

[BrightAkatsuki]

@recon500 no, you will be until to import your save file. you have to be alive at the end

[Aariin]

@recon500 oh god anyone but him again

[VarykGerai]

@recon500 who the fukc would want that?

[ScottJackson117]

Tali and Garrus are the best characters to have!!

[BmCNinJa]

@ScottJackson117 As a Soldier class I find it easier to have Tali and Liara in my squad to have a balance team, but this does have lots of comic relief.

[happypitfiend]

It's 10 minutes since I watched this and I'm still laughing XD

[djplor]

i dont think anyone misses the elevator rides

[BahamutEx<]

@djplor i do... -.-