Clark and Michael: Live Linxxx Dating Tape

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Ive never laughed so hard in my life

[Misinformootion]

Michael, you're so cute! :P

[anthony66363]

thumbs up for this Clip

[QLFILMS]

"and umm....my favorite color is green"

[OneWayRoad]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyes

[xaimeeoreillyx]

I would marry Clark in a heart beat..... I bloodly love him!!!!! :D

[moransylvia]

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[kaylawayla23]

I bet I will work with Clark duke one day.And maybe even Michael Cera.

[aguteempasil]

is all the dialogue on this show improv?

[kaylawayla23]

@aguteempasil That's what I was wondering.

[lehcaryelof]

i gotta an applebee's coupon in the mail this week...

[WildRioAppeared]

I say yes to both at you

at the same time

[GiantsSB2010]

"My favorite color is royal purple." lol

[harperroselalala]

it stops playing at 5:17 whyy is thaaat?!??!!??!

[imaLOVEglutton]

clark === isn't he DALE from GREEK?

[jaredDMI]

@imaLOVEglutton Yeah, he is.

[WildRioAppeared]

@imaLOVEglutton yes

[dawsoninja]

id date clark and i am a straight male

[Kateecostaa3]

LOL.

Omg , I love Michael Cera.

I like the ending...mmmBLAHHH .

[mmCait]

i'd date u in a second michael......but im ur soul mate soooooooo we dont even need to date lol......i luv u guys ur hilarious!

[burtondevore]

haha "now that i have a tivo"

i work for tivo lol

[teawithoptimus]

i'd date clark in a heartbeart.

[arie624]

haha "bitches love that, they eat that shit up" i love those 2 together

[sventsjessica]

i love long this video is - it just goes on and on.

[ladiehoops1]

micheal cera is soo effin adorable its redunkk

[grlfish6]

Michael Cera you are sooooo cute!

[chelson15]

0:13 I'LL BE YOUR SOULMATE!

...correction i am your soulmate so don't even worry about it.

[PristineDelta]

favorited.

[ifeelnakey]

I like how Clark talks about loving country music and has a Billy Joel shirt on

[crashingbutnowav]

hahaha "how can i not respect women, my mother is a woman" hahaha

[lofedizzle]

lmao

[lovemeorh8tme]

hahahahaha

clark and michael are abolutely genious!

all their videos are hilarious!

i wish they'd come back with the clark and michael series that was awesome!

haha "they love that shit, they eat that up"

hahahaha

LM FUCKING AO!!!! :DD

[inasmalltown50]

ahahahaa richard gere.

[shycat99]

aw michael is so cute!!!! hes just awesome

[grilldogg]

hahaha toby keith! pure genius

[shazaha]

I love how the camera zooms up on his biceps in 2:27

HA!

"How could I not respect women? My mother.... is a woman."

:P

[frodeziac]

lol, i remember those D.A.R.E shirts totally had one, but fuck that shit, SMOKE THE GREEN!!

[Florcitarg8]

Clark really looked good on this video. And Michael looks as cute as usual.

[errcycoo]

@Florcitarg8 yea how about they are funny.. stupid chicks ruin shit. you probly only like music with "cutie" guys, and care nothing about thier talent, or lack of

[fathimazahra785]

Hey Clark!

I think you were awesome in Clark and Michael (Michael was too). Then I saw you on Greek! I didn`t know you were on that show. But you`ve done a really good job on that show as well. Please keep it up.

[tehlulz576]

The reason he says "How could I hate women? My mom's a woman," or whatever is because they're trying to emphasize that they're lame losers and can't make up their own jokes. That's why it's funny they said it, BECAUSE they didn't make it up.

Just letting you guys now that's why they used someone else's joke (it's from The Office).

This was awesome, the editing was perfect lol it reminds me of when I was in high school and we were all awkward in front of the camera and everything haha.

[Hermionefan2121]

lmaooo you guys are both brilliant, but i'd definitely take Michael <<3

lmaooo

[laurenY0]

"So i just said 'Hey man, hit the bricks.' and he eventually left us alone."

[samoshitt]

"How could I not respect women? My mother is a woman."

Ha, they got that from The Office. It's doesn't matter though; Clark and Michael are hilarious enough on their own.

[COOKiESRULE07]

i wish i was under michael when he was doing the push-ups.....<33

[posters94]

id have clark duke sexually and spiritually

[indyals]

aww you guys are soo cute  I would soo date Michael x0x

[imsocrazylolx]

Michael, i <33 u

[jenn8807]

this is so hilarious

&

Michael is adorable

from 8:50-8:55 makes me bust out laughin every time!!

:)

[CompanyOfAwesome]

haha, very nice

[AllTheGuyshWannaDoMe]

You guys are brilliant! You're both genius, and the comedy timing is immaculate in EVERYTHING you dudes have done so far...well done you guys! Loves it! Pleeeeeease make more videos xxxxxxxXXXXXxxxxxxx

[daytrippa531]

Love it - wish it was real!! I would totally date Michael - what a cute, funny guy :) Hilarious guys - keep it up!!!

[Dunklekuh81]

I thought D.A.R.E. was a Georgia exclusive thing. ANyways, Micheal Cera is my hero, because:

A)He knocked up Ellen Page, a very lovely lady

b) His dad was Jason Bateman for a few years

C)He knocked up Ellen Page

D)He was in my favorite TV Show AND my favorite Movie.

[yodaxp]

stop being such teases you guys..

it may be funny but it's not nice! ;)

[fivetosix]

ah, too bad this ain't real.

clark, you and me, kid.

ahahaha

[puzzleapuma]

love the tags :D

"i'm looking for my soulmate."

haha ME TOO ::D::D:D

[FallOfTroy09]

so.

I wish this was real.

holy shit.

Michael cera is my FAVORITE person in the world.

OMG. Nick and Noras infinate playlist:]

[mcrl0verr]

you guys are rad

[steenoallysa]

whats your favorite color?......bitches love that! haha

[kprobins12]

"how could i hate women? me mum's one"

david brent quoting finch i think?

[youzstinkz]

michael's face at 5:37.

priceless.

haha i love these dudes.

[kaykay1725]

MICHAEL;

i love you.

:D

[BANCAKESandPISCUITS]

I wish I was the comedic genius that IS Clark and Michael.

Check out our vids and tell me how far off we are :)

[nicholasgowing]

i watched this video and his t-shirt and omg somebody marry jesus cause he is cute and i like the part that was funny and the camera did that thing that was funny..

i knew you'd do this.

[sweaterkid8]

the tags for this video are great.

[mands28]

you guys are brilliant.

[mcg6161]

I think it's awesome that you guys are trying to find someone, your " soul mates", u dont hear that from most guys, very cool, i respect u guys for trying to find a nice girl....keep doin what your doing, youll find her.....<3

[Booly70]

Did....did you think this was real?

aaaaaaaw that's so cute

[Rebe721]

You guys are hilarious. :]

And Michael, I'll be your soul mate.

<3

[AlchBass]

Brilliant work guys...

Keep it up eh?

[redrosebud06]

"Tell them you respect women!!!"

"Bitches eat that shit up!!!"

LMAO!!! how horrible!!!

[DankFartload]

slow zoom

[janesmith1990]

"I'll pay... most of the time"

[Sarayabellydancer]

Michael, you're hilarious. You can take me out to dinner anytime haha.

[amykat165]

you guys are absolutely hilarious!

[WilliamIrving]

pure, unadulterated comic genius. You guys are beyond funny--and into a realm that can only be described as...well...Cerrific.

[Boxgirl36]

you guys are my favorites.

[djshrug]

hey does anyone else recognize the noodling that Clark is doing on guitar at the end? It sounds like end of the gtr solo on the weezer song 'pink triangle' from Pinkerton.

[lizyordy]

stoneeddddddddddddddddd

[pinknoiseisblue]

:>

you guys are the best.

[meh88]

LOL!

[iamthebicyclethief]

with a video like that you guys should be beating off the girls with sticks... :) really funny.

[karlbeezy]

reminds me of the UK office for some reason...

gj guys you're really workin your way up the comedic ladder!

[Smile4co]

Yes! This is classic, way to go guys!

[MattHeafysWife06]

funniest video i

have seen so far

it so made my  DAY =]

[Sundossanya]

this is my favourite thing ever

and i love michael he's awesome

[JennyIsNumeroUno]

Dear Michael Cera. you just found your soul mate ! ME ! hahahahaha gosh he's so adorable . love him ! :)

[KidEcho123]

'Bitches love that...they eat that shit up'

haaha

[heapsmadgirl]

Clark: "go somewhere nice for dinner, like a chili's, or an applebees"

HAH!

i'd take michael like...NOW.

[tossan82]

Omg, 8:54... I start laughing every time!

[angelnny330]

me too! i dont know why

[steenoallysa]

i think i might like puppies over kittens

[distiller619]

D.A.R.E.

[and767]

"you have to say you're 18 or they won't take the tape" hahaha

[KATIEaintRIGHT]

you guys a funnnnnnyyyy :D

[themasterbakerrr]

Clark, I think you just found your princess ... and it's Michael.

[brit1788]

wtf! this is hilarious

[robleblanc]

The camera started nodding. That was downright pomo.

[OffMyRocker89]

The sad thing, Clark? My fanciest dates were at Chili's.

[themasterbakerrr]

Hahaha, random push-ups.

[FullClipFilms808]

haha michael cera is wearing a frickin DARE t-shirt!

[guy2759]

what the HELL are you talking about, sweetCarole20

[KalliValette]

Hahaha, best thing I've ever seen.

[vintageartmusic]

ahahahahah..

their hilarious(:

[TheDrawbridge]

Legendary motherfuckers.

[andreeeeeaa]

mmmmmichael

fuck yes

[SisterColumbia]

It's always nice to throw in some wisdom from Chris Finch!

[satxboi30]

I think Clark has lost weight.

[caliwuggles]

Michael Cera, I think we should go on a date. yes i do

[daisukidaiiyo]

Hahahaha. Great stuff.

[valleyg]

where is the waiting list to date these classy gentlemen? i would be a great wife for either one of you.

great video, you guys never fail to entertain me!

[06feebz]

Clark is a moron. I respect women, how could i not.... my mother.. is a woman... hahaha

[shesnotapornstar]

Yeah.

This makes me want to masturbate....hard.

[kxtty]

HAHAHAHA

"I made it-I made it like the camera was nodding"

Oh man and this was in 2004!?? They've been hilarious since they were just youngins!

[dancegirl5678one]

omg michael cera do me right now.

[radioheadpwns]

i love michael at the end

[kitesflyhigher]

Holy shit, Michael Cera!!!  My favorite color is green, too!

[please2ns]

Those outfits are priceless!

[Erilis000]

Lol, yeah, I love the DARE shirt.

[michelle4evr3]

hahaha

omg i love from like 4:38 to like 5:10

when michael goes "what's your dream date...with a girl...a girl."

and he zoom in on clark's face

and michael's freak out after...and the completely random push-ups

god i love them

their chemistry is really amazing...but like in a friendly way...not a dating way haha

[narrativeessy456]

what was with michael's expression transition at 8:04? um...michael and clark are both funny and adorable :)

[xokatelynxo14]

haha i love the dare shirt

[caseybmxer]

clark is a fag michael is awesome

[Plookmaster]

But the contrast between the 2 of them is what creates the comedy.

[ChrissyKern]

You're a fag, Clark is not!

[distiller619]

casey....GTFO.

[death4screamo]

lol i love you guys! you are awsome! lol and i just recently found clark and michael and cant stop watching. your hilarious!

[sandiemrox]

you guys crack me up.

[STBonecrusher21]

"I made it like the camera's nodding" HAHAHA

[toreadoroflove]

"how could i not respect women...my mother is a woman" golden.

[onnapastoutelasoiree]

gemini's rocks! go michael! he was great on arrested development and in Superbad

[modernhustle]

LOL. yesssssssss.

[Juubjuubcow]

lol awesome. I have the same kind of converse's as michael.

lucky me.

[really2014]

everyone is entitled of their own opinios and belives

[smilesxxxregrets]

can christians say that? wowza

[Jambo1908]

Oh come on now... I'm an ardent follower of Christ and I thought this was pretty darn funny. Sure, I see where you're coming from, but how can you possibly hope to successfully spread the gospel if you're berating people all the time? Are we not called to love others as God loves them? You don't know where these people stand with God. I'm not going to tell you how to do your thing, but maybe you should take a closer look at your strategy.

[sRowTL985]

What self-respecting Christian goes around saying "cock"? You're gonna be giving Satan head too when you die.

[DONKEYGONEWILD]

i have a real crush on michael

[bandymurkholder]

has anyone seen superbad? michael's character literally says "i love respecting women."

[really2014]

oh boy, these are a couple of charming kids, i wish i could make my own date video

hey tell ya what if i make one you'll be the first i send it too =]

[LollymcMuffin]

LMAO "I made it like the camera's nodding!"

[begirl11]

lol i love that part too

[thebitner27]

both of you are f'in hilarious!! michael i would so date you!! hands down!! sorry to let you down clark...but shit happens! have a nice day!

[ShroomFairy]

you are the highlight of my day, royal purple!!!

[Ambersway]

lmao!

5 star!

[MattSchubert]

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

[crazy04mickey]

omg this is soo funny

[ilovemichealcera]

yea clark looks so differnt

[ilovemichealcera]

i love thge dare shirt

[ilovemichealcera]

i fit you perfectly michael im a gemini to !!

[iTsPoPiN]

Um dream on hes MINE lol

[heatsketch]

"bitches eat that shit up"

fuckin a

[svonco]

fuck, clark, you look so different.

[AntiEverything07]

DARE to keep kids off drugs

classic

[lucypapoosky]

i would gladly be Michael's wife!

[maudeflanderz]

even though you ripped off the office, this is hilarious!

[maudeflanderz]

and 4:02 is the best!

[BobbyDuwitz]

c'mon mom im 17

c'mon mom im 18

[dangerXscene]

that's just too great.

i loved how the fingers kept getting in the way.

[aarrriii]

so. so. so. so. so funny. so funny. soooo funnnnnyyy. my adjective selection ends there, but really, top notch.

[coleman442]

nice quote from chris finch from the office

[jtotheoe]

that was some of the best editing i have ever seen

[DammitSteve]

ha, good luck with the show fellas - this really great stuff

[jaded8281]

lol. a chili's or an applebees.

nice.

[Crzy]

hilarious i found it hilarious when he was filiming and then zoomed in on the guys guns ahha

i like that michael cera is wearing a DARE shirt... ;)