Team Fortress 2 - Heavy's Mission to Mars

[colefreezer]

But heavy has a windows xp not vista or 7 next time make it xp

[CutThroat192]

@colefreezer Windows Sandvich edition

[SPARTA5413]

Get a dispenser here lol

[GmaerXQ]

And thus, the Dispensiens fled to Earth, in search of a new food source.

[treesofstuff]

Engineer should work at Nasa.

[ninjaperson234]

At end is scary

[EpicSaga57]

Heavy has beast PC background : )

[ursawarior4ever]

Tips on how to use the heavy : 1. NEVER GIVE HIM A FUCKIN MISSION

[Jam35Var1ety]

need a dispenser here need a dispenser here need dispecta heremne de despenter hair

[axula123]

i like these ;)

[legoco99]

I thought he hand is to big to type

[pkfiya]

well the space aspect was very inaccurate. i thought it was funny he needed the liftoff platform to leave earth but could take of horizontally on mars. lol

[TheSisisspore]

Poor Heavy... Nobody believed him when he said that Scout was ARDGUHAHRAW!

[pewdiepieFAN1]

Yr car is blown up... MOVE! goes lightspeed

[legguar]

lol best landings ever

[Cyberclone42]

0:22 One sandwich, two olives.

Seems legit.

[xTehPPSh41x]

see what wikipedia does to ur minds kids?

[SimonTheBest27]

the music is all by the new tf2 band "400.000 seconds to mars"

[Nicoho100]

could you plz say how to make this videos?

[Nicoho100]

the rocket start could be better

[jmbkpo]

lolololol HEAVY HAVE BAD PC AND SLOW LOLOLOL

[444coole444]

nice work engineer of building a spaceshuttle by just hitting everything with a damn wrench

[MultiSheepsheep]

@444coole444 That's the whole concept of bulding.

[ghost14199]

It took heavy three years to get to mars and three years to get back to earth

[xSumonax]

Fucking Internet Explorer.

[Skillow]

You should have made Heavy on the G tests hehe its awesome already!

[spinattack227]

of course need i explain y this wouldnt work

[spinattack227]

i thought he would see a sandwhich which would b y hed go dere

[Giaco015]

Why did the Spy cross the road?

He didn't,he "never really was on you side".

NEED A DISPENSER HERE

[Taz123tz]

top comment there!..umm this is not my chance!

ummm...

NEED DISPENSER HERE!!

[D3V1L444]

@Taz123tz You Failed!

[Taz123tz]

@D3V1L444 fuck!

[D3V1L444]

@Taz123tz ;D

[zerokure]

It sounds like the rocket is farting and not the exsploion sounds u normaly hear..... THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

[Starwarsrap1]

Part 2!!! Invasion of the scouts

Like if u agree

[GiratinaofFury]

What was the music used for the first 9 seconds?

[Yahiamice]

HEAVY USES INTERNET EXPLORER

[Mitsu438]

7:13 Was my favorite part

[mikelarsenn789]

*heavy in rocket* oh no, heavy is a spy!

[stasnik123]

We still need more dispensers

[Xenotech5]

NASA shud think more like heavy. Those launch plans are GENIUS.

[K5846]

how you download Gmod

[Rattle189]

@K5846 Buy it from steam

[Honch777]

Heh I enjoyed.

[Deathwatch05]

Hahaha, love the Vangelis! :D

[midnafan120]

its also funny cause at the beginning the medic was sleeping in the heavy's bed! xD lol blu medic is such a fruit loop xDDD

[midnafan120]

lol you know its funny cause in the control room, the engineer was the only one in there xD

[sonic4sale]

The Heavy is doing what I've always wanted to do and never will do: go to space and go to Mars.

[sonic4sale]

Heavy: I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD. Alf. ALF! Your 38 years old and you don't know what Alf is?

*hangs up and slams phone on Engie*

[texboy98]

perfect landing at 6:40

[xTheHakyNator]

5:40 xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[antieye555]

U shouldve put scout saying need a dispenser here where it says thanks for watching

[brianmc0131]

a Russian flying a space ship with the U.S flag U MAD BRO!?

[evilchao25]

Red car, blue team.

[respectylerv]

Mars has now moved to my least favorite planet

[1995roblox]

why not a Russian space ship?

[SonicPwn3z13]

Mars doesn't have enough oxygen for human life....just saiyan (lol dbz joke get it?)

[shadowswimer]

wow they need alot of dispencers

[MrTarekCO]

THis is really damn nice for a first!

[EdsonYamamoto]

SCOUT IS AHHHGYAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[Sefaras690]

HEAVIES WIFE IS A MEDIC O.O

[MegaIhateit]

But engy can only carry 200 metal... How could he build this?

[MrBowlingxxx]

@MegaIhateit its just a movie FAG!!!

[MegaIhateit]

@MrBowlingxxx dude, its a JOKE.

[MrMister681]

@MegaIhateit There's a dispenser there!

[DragonstarLeo]

MARTIANS!!!...no wait those are scouts...EVEN WORSE!!!

[guyishguy9000]

1:54

nope. chuck testa

[NURDI0021]

Engineer at the launch: 'Spy sappin mah Rocket !'

[FishFlopp]

We need a bigger like bar here!

[MScotting]

this was so crap but I loved it for it's crappness :'D

[Viewer1220]

Heavy sleeping with Medic?! O.o

[sonamy10]

and after he landed on mars, heavy found a bike..... thus starting mass defect.

[melvar105]

1:23 NEDM

[TrollfaceToke]

So scout is aaaaarhaaarha?

[TheSims3Creative]

So martians are fat red scouts that stalk you and say: NEEDADISPENSERHERE! Whats up with that?

[czynsz0l]

Thumps up if youre watching this in 2012 [naa,im not a vulcher,dont want those thumps :P]

[MegaFatNerd]

@McKillerRus well VALVe based the characters from the 1960's iirc so...

[MrMister681]

@MegaFatNerd TF2 transurs in the 21th century actually...

[FacePwn64]

@MrMister681 TF2 takes place in 1969.

[McKillerRus]

Why Mars is too nearby to Earth?

[LichKingpro]

@McKillerRus Source engine limitations

[McKillerRus]

1:19

Did anyone else noticed crosshair?

[McKillerRus]

I though there was a sandwitch on the mars

[MrAasi4]

GTA IV helmet????

[Akio444]

Medic watch the rocket flys : "Auf Wiedersehn" = German (Bye)

[killer93706]

what is this game for?

[Toast3dBr3ad]

well done~



[MrWormers]

heavy would not use the American NASA he would have used something from Russia

[GreenDay5852]

@MrWormers yep, that's what i was just going to type :]

[rrobertus1997]

wtf mars is so near to earth?!

[HardToBeAPoopGod]

"Auf Wiedersehen" :D

[tirsod2000]

1:19 See crosshair???

[McKillerRus]

@tirsod2000

Copying my comment? Nice idea nolife kid

[foreverltu]

@tirsod2000 DAT CROSSHAIR

[tirsod2000]

The spy wasnt never on my side

EPIC JOKE

[Crystal05525]

4:16-4:43 lol

[doomkoable]

why heavy got red team car?

[ColonelCornMuffin]

Howd u get space shuttle model?

[xxVegaPROxx]

how do you make the cars drive and record



[kapinder123]

266 people found this fake on the fact that the R in the "rocket ship blueprint" isnt backwards

[germanmikey]

in soviet russia air is not needed

[MrMCKMan]

Heavy's PC sucks XD

[Waitinginatux]

Uh dude you got your astronomy wrong if you properly went to mars you wouldn't be able to see earth that well

[xawzekz1337]

@Waitinginatux It's a movie you einstein, just 4 fun

[N1tR0xF00l]

first person who liked

[N1tR0xF00l]

anyone notice heavys helmet in the rocket is from Gta?

[Eogos]

you should change that background on that computer before you start a cold war with the US o wait nvm...

[TheKacer16]

good video

[rickthegunslinger]

i would think the medic would have a mercedes benz or at least a volkswagon

[slayedelite]

if i see the alien scout in real life i would be as scared as the heavy

[MegaFatNerd]

They had Windows Vista in the 1960's?!

[divineguy321]

@MegaFatNerd I find it that shit, that it wou't suuprise me if it was FROM the 1960... -.-

[osrald]

@MegaFatNerd Ofcourse thats why its a sht Operating System.

[McKillerRus]

@MegaFatNerd

Where did you saw 1960? T_T

[HaloModder555]

The calendars in located around maps in TF2 state that the year in which TF2 takes place in the year of 1968. That's where his joke is derived from.

This is all noncanon and fan based humor. The year doesn't mean anything here.

Captain Obvious saves the day!

[Rashoni]

@MegaFatNerd the 1960's are a myth

just like the Loch Ness monster and North Dakota

[SonicPwn3z13]

@Rashoni cool story bro.

[musicface93]

@Rashoni what's that from? it's so familiar

[Rashoni]

@musicface93 watch?v=ixv-IJThbTE

[WamblyWallaby]

@Rashoni North Dakota is NOT a myth! I've seen it!

I actually live in South Dakota. :o

[Rashoni]

@WamblyWallaby Thats just what the South-Dakotians WANT you to believe

[tehcsr]

@MegaFatNerd that would explain why it sucks.

[hairucut]

What game is this

[RinzlerTheHedgehog]

@hairucut get out of the interwebz, for your own safety

[Lordofcookiejars]

A bit drawn out, but 4:15 makes it all worth it

[jamus93]

I used to need a dispenser. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[fjoobd]

OMG ALFIE

[nani2416]

Need a dispenser here.

[alexstarwars100]

That's where the RED team came from...

[shadow5041]

i miss ALF....

[Sp33dyR4c3r]

Seemed like it was a

*puts on glasses*

heavy landing.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHH!

[myclubpenguincheats1]

Scout looks very weird

[Theysayimepic]

2 thing gd with this vid and 2 things bad.Me talk bout bad thing first 1. its too long.2.no one can live without a facking helmet.Good news: 1 .Space music is epic.

2. Heavy is a retarded azzhole. :>:D

[littleorfyn]

2 things wrong about this Vid NO ONE CAN LIVE WITHOUT A SPACE HELMET IN MARS. And 2nd Sence when did scout get Fat?

[vilanox123]

i think the engineer just wanted to get rid of him

[TheRazor332]

1. heavy has noob computer

2. he has macbook

[pongboy1100]

I think you cna say that this plannet

*puts on sunglasses*

Went to the m00n

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[TheMikekavka]

heavy needs a space helmet.

[ChrisJKool8]

Need a dispenser here

[mineguy98]

the scouts wa scary

[juhujuhu97]

4:17

fail u.s.a flag

[canashblacob]

that joke was awful... 

[brinkltl]

what map is that

[kellashandra1]

so FUUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYY



[WildZebraFace]

NEDM SONG FTW<3

[MrRoberto471]

One small step for Heavy, One giant leap for Sandvich.....

[noobkillingninja100]

how can heavy breath on mars

[Pengiufiu]

I think that Earth is way to close. Their gravitational pulls on each other would cause Mars to slam into Earth.

[madnessfrost45]

haha nice joke!

[SMALLJ100]

heavy know's how to drive '-'

[pa3k14]

cooooooooooooooooooool! by casey

[Androx5000]

MOOOOVE:::! 2:30

[gamblemastermichael]

Why do Russians have so much file's.

[Zona737]

Earths a LITTLE to close LOLOLOL

[563raptor]

is heavy russian?

[TheArmadillobros]

@563raptor Yessir

[DeltaMetroid1]

@563raptor and the winner of the biggest fail goes to....

[MrPrettyfarts]

nope



[WrzodForeverStudios]

Heavy is using Internet Explorer?...

My life has just been ruined.

[vchora1]

why cant stop laughunig "Why did the spy cross the road? He didn't, he never really was on your side."

[somebodydaniels]

How can Heavy drive a rocket without screwing it up?

[raywilliamfan2]

poor medic all alone!

[uhuju1]

heavy is like a kid: he cant drive, build things or cook.

[adamIIIIpl]

@uhuju1

But kids cant use minigun,haha.

[Joe2point5]

@uhuju1 or use a computer without spelling things like a faggot

[uhuju1]

@Joe2point5 what?}



[McKillerRus]

@uhuju1

But can you?

[ostemad140]

like your joke :D

[AstralDragoon]

5:30: Apparently, Mars is closer to Earth than the Moon.

[selbyrules44]

@crashnburner187 in soviet russa baby gives birth to you! Lol

[StyleBoy3549]

Thats Alf on TV!  :)