Greg Davis' "Fried Breakfast" joke would be better, in my opinion, if he has ended it "that this fried breakfast is fucked" Dual meaning, also the brevity adds punch to the punchline.
My friend and I have a bet on to see who can get the most views on our video. It will take you 30 seconds and will allow me to rub his smug face in it. Just click on my profile and my video. Thankyou, you legend, you have made my day.
Oh come on, do gingers really find those jokes offensive? It's part of the British comedy staple going back generations to take the mickey out of people. It's like laughing at national stereotypes. Nobody ever means anything particularly agressive by these sorts of jokes, so if you can't take it then go and watch something else...
an old traveller bloke reckoned he was putting a curse on me, i kicked him in the nads 'cause he was spitting on me, a wees later he did the same thing to a chav, he got mugged and moved on
i don't understand why redheads endure some much crap, i think it's in human nature to mock people that stand out, that are different, or/and that are part of a minority.
Jeez, the other day, I saw a black bloke in the City at London, call an indian bloke who had dyed his hair red, a "gingerminge". There has got to be something wrong here.
Great jokes though, especially the sperm and the fried breakfast one!
@bananaman17 redheads endure even more crap than "emo's" or "goths", i'm apart of that subculture that wishes we had our own space so we wouldn't get shit for listenin to Black Veil Brides. Sorry for ruining your comment if I did, i just thought people should know that it's not just redheads.
@bananaman17 Ah dont worry about it think of it this way dya think any of these blokes think that way of Chrisitina Hendricks...... Personally I LOOOOOVE gingers.
A few more Laura Prepon, Angie Everheart, Alicia Witt, Gillian Anderson yeah I wouldnt worry too much theres plenty of gingers who get googled their fare share
@HobbsO Afraid not. The Celts have darker skin and hair. It's an English thing against the Scottish, as a large proportion of ginger people have origins in Scotland.
@MDCVFIF First of all the Scottish are Celts (as defined by modern Celts from Scotland, Wales and Ireland). Second of all most gingers are Irish. The Picts ruled Scotland and were virtually wiped out. Then they began to rebuilt with the Irish Celts coming over and settling. So your argument is invalid in at least 2 different ways.
@HobbsO Please do some actual research, rather than just pretending. The Celts originate from pretty much all of Northern Europe, not just Scotland. I would also question why if, as you say, Gingers don't predominately come from Scotland that the Roman historian Tacitus commented on the "red hair and large limbs of the inhabitants of Caledonia". The Picts were not in Scotland long before the Romans.
@MDCVFIF Oh dear. By Celts YOU mean the Picts, the Gauls and the Irish. I see where your coming from but that was about 400BC. In the proceeding 800 years the Romans beat them back all the way out of France, Spain and England. In the process they killed all the Gauls and built Hadrian's wall to keep out the Picts. THEN the Vikings swept through and killed a lot of Picts. In other words look at history as a whole not just a fixed point.
fried breakfast anybody?
akuma556 2 days ago
micky flanagan is sooo fucking FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
MRNINJA098 1 week ago 2
Greg Davis' "Fried Breakfast" joke would be better, in my opinion, if he has ended it "that this fried breakfast is fucked" Dual meaning, also the brevity adds punch to the punchline.
CraigMorton92 2 weeks ago
greg davies is a legend
deadrisingpsycho 3 weeks ago
The laboratiore garnier joke is taken straight out of a Mitchell and Webb Sketch.
Sethagrius 3 weeks ago
erectal disfunction
*a wild error apears*
internet explorer has stoped working
not i see microsoft's promblem 0_0
SuperPorkyPiggy 3 weeks ago
agree with micky, we should get rid of all the dirty gingers
haz464 3 weeks ago
Greg Davies you freaking legend.. one joke, the best joke!
mwfcp 3 weeks ago
I thought he was going to go in a completely different direction with the travellers joke and "evidence"
10tonhamster 3 weeks ago
we discovered that you mix colgate and aquafresh in some of these chemicals, careful. it may burn off your bollocks.
KitsuneProject 4 weeks ago
This one is fun as hell as well , i love it!!
Goodmetal123 1 month ago
'Welcome to the Sky at Night, and if we look out....OOOH HELL!! CROYDON'S ON FIRE!'
XD
samipakiboi 1 month ago
7 people have erectile dysfunction =)
TheTradge 1 month ago
My friend and I have a bet on to see who can get the most views on our video. It will take you 30 seconds and will allow me to rub his smug face in it. Just click on my profile and my video. Thankyou, you legend, you have made my day.
MrKingofhats 1 month ago
ahhh the northen lights oh no manchester's on fire
naththeleg 1 month ago
god this show has gone downhill
csrfc1873 1 month ago
@csrfc1873 no, you just lost your sense of humor.
b0bm3rley 1 month ago 3
@b0bm3rley belter
csrfc1873 1 month ago
My girlfriend had red hair (dyed.. but still) and I love it. Red is my fav colour
Chemeleon86 1 month ago
...the only problem is...i used this documentary to make a fried breakfast...SHIT!
nazizombiez100 2 months ago 2
I LOVED the ginger joke. As a redhead myself, I'm used to ginger jokes now. After 19 years, you do learn to laugh at them :)
CrazyLilRedheadGirl 2 months ago
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Anybody else just clicking through Scenes we'd like to see videos? :L
heart9888666 2 months ago
yep you get some ugly red heads, but you also get some extreamly beautiful ones that put blonds and bruennets to shame.
mansuka1 2 months ago
This was bloody brilliant :D
alin1975 2 months ago
Isnt the laboritiore garnier joke from Mitchell and webb?
tekqist28 2 months ago
@tekqist28 Yeah, i caught that aswell ^^
MiWadiAddiction 2 months ago
I bet little chef has gone out of business because that joke.
P2J6O8 2 months ago
That filthy bastard...I'll never eat at little chef again.
P2J6O8 2 months ago
'Can they really put a curse on you?'
Yep.
Hjgduyhwsgah1 2 months ago
I love seeing comedians laugh at each other's jokes
the3sweetest3dreamer 3 months ago 5
@the3sweetest3dreamer Greg Davis laughs at anything though...
athox 2 months ago
Greg held that joke for the right time :L:L
Stee2k9 3 months ago
Im ginger but that joke was Gass :L:L
Stee2k9 3 months ago
Andy Parsons, master of continuing the previous joke
Wardog261291 3 months ago 28
that joke about the sperm and the eggs by Greg made me laugh so hard I nearly shat my pants
ianwilson2007 3 months ago 3
How d'ya like yer eggs?
UNFERTILISED,thanx all the same!
popazz1 3 months ago
Croyden's on fire!!!
rockingrocker347 3 months ago
Loving the little traveller thing they had going on throughout the whole of that episode. ;P xXx
ellenmelon771 3 months ago
That breakfast joke is sheer brilliance.
Kleavers 4 months ago 7
"and tonight we take a look at the ginger community"
I am sooo going to show this vid at history. and pray the teacher doesn't get mad at me.
FallingDownDeep 4 months ago 6
2:52 Chris is probably thinking *Andy, you twat, why did you eat Greg's sperm?*
SlayerDarth 4 months ago
Andy Parsons got owned by Greg!!! Yeahhhh!!!!
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Oxocubesrule 4 months ago 2
i don't think i can eat another egg again :P LOL
dmcowie10 4 months ago
My god, Andy parsons is shit.
alanmur76 4 months ago
@alanmur76 You serious?
deanow2007 4 months ago
and as the sperm swims towards the eggs.. its hard not to think that I've ruined this english breakfast! :)
electrobreakbeats 4 months ago
Anyone else notice the reused footage at 2:19 and 2:51 ?
AnonymousNoobius 5 months ago
Oh come on, do gingers really find those jokes offensive? It's part of the British comedy staple going back generations to take the mickey out of people. It's like laughing at national stereotypes. Nobody ever means anything particularly agressive by these sorts of jokes, so if you can't take it then go and watch something else...
DarthJedi2005remixes 5 months ago
@XelliegeeX Gingers typically have orange hair, pale skin and freckles. A redhead is just a person with any shade of red hair, could be dyed. :')
xmeygan 5 months ago
@EIN771 errr is there a difference between redheads and gingers?
XelliegeeX 5 months ago
an old traveller bloke reckoned he was putting a curse on me, i kicked him in the nads 'cause he was spitting on me, a wees later he did the same thing to a chav, he got mugged and moved on
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i don't understand why redheads endure some much crap, i think it's in human nature to mock people that stand out, that are different, or/and that are part of a minority.
Jeez, the other day, I saw a black bloke in the City at London, call an indian bloke who had dyed his hair red, a "gingerminge". There has got to be something wrong here.
Great jokes though, especially the sperm and the fried breakfast one!
bananaman17 5 months ago 141
@bananaman17 its because they are soul-less
Vrael1022 5 months ago
@bananaman17 redheads are fine. gingers are the weirdos
EIN771 5 months ago 3
@bananaman17 GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!!!! hahahaha
newman447 4 months ago
@bananaman17 Because words don't matter ;)
Redheadfury 3 months ago
@bananaman17 making fun of minoritys is called being rascist jerk.
Pengmonique 2 months ago
@bananaman17 Speaking as a ginger, that was my favourite joke in the video.
Protectorett 2 months ago
@Protectorett speaking as a brunette, I LOVE RON WEASLEY!!!
Anchanthea 2 months ago
@Anchanthea Speaking also as a brunette, DRAGONFLIES?
HimochiIsAwesome 2 months ago
@bananaman17 redheads endure even more crap than "emo's" or "goths", i'm apart of that subculture that wishes we had our own space so we wouldn't get shit for listenin to Black Veil Brides. Sorry for ruining your comment if I did, i just thought people should know that it's not just redheads.
Boycini9 2 months ago
@bananaman17 Ah dont worry about it think of it this way dya think any of these blokes think that way of Chrisitina Hendricks...... Personally I LOOOOOVE gingers.
A few more Laura Prepon, Angie Everheart, Alicia Witt, Gillian Anderson yeah I wouldnt worry too much theres plenty of gingers who get googled their fare share
GeneralG1810 2 months ago
@bananaman17
I think historically it comes from anti-Irish sentiment and from red hair being a sign of evil in the bible (Cain and his family all had red hair)
SkyStained 1 month ago
@bananaman17 Actually it's only an English thing that has spread. They hate the Celtic people (original gingers).
HobbsO 1 month ago
@HobbsO Afraid not. The Celts have darker skin and hair. It's an English thing against the Scottish, as a large proportion of ginger people have origins in Scotland.
MDCVFIF 1 month ago
@MDCVFIF First of all the Scottish are Celts (as defined by modern Celts from Scotland, Wales and Ireland). Second of all most gingers are Irish. The Picts ruled Scotland and were virtually wiped out. Then they began to rebuilt with the Irish Celts coming over and settling. So your argument is invalid in at least 2 different ways.
HobbsO 1 month ago
@HobbsO Please do some actual research, rather than just pretending. The Celts originate from pretty much all of Northern Europe, not just Scotland. I would also question why if, as you say, Gingers don't predominately come from Scotland that the Roman historian Tacitus commented on the "red hair and large limbs of the inhabitants of Caledonia". The Picts were not in Scotland long before the Romans.
MDCVFIF 1 month ago
@MDCVFIF Oh dear. By Celts YOU mean the Picts, the Gauls and the Irish. I see where your coming from but that was about 400BC. In the proceeding 800 years the Romans beat them back all the way out of France, Spain and England. In the process they killed all the Gauls and built Hadrian's wall to keep out the Picts. THEN the Vikings swept through and killed a lot of Picts. In other words look at history as a whole not just a fixed point.
HobbsO 1 month ago
@bananaman17 I think the answer's in the question.
renardmigrant 3 weeks ago
@bananaman17 u must be ginger
MrTeabag13 1 week ago
hahhaha :)
maza65 5 months ago
:)
ECTBWHO 5 months ago
"Quark" was always an amusing name in advanced science.
Akriloth2160 5 months ago 189
:)
HamstaOnCrack 5 months ago