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  • thumbs up for : RM5000 change to all 10cents and you count

    i like that! sometimes i want to do that too... haha...

  • jiu ming ahh... qi na li qi na li...

  • take this off. u ripped from my private collection!

  • Then indian wear sari right?Today you wear sari right?How you going to toilet i wanna see.Take the whole sari cover the bowl!Aneh Aneh!Like that right.*half squat and clapping*

  • damn its so truee :D

  • I love his joke!

  • he is male or female?

  • @heechuul He's male... But he is a cross-dresser.

  • hahaha... u smile at spore custom manager : U smile for wht? tell me now u smile for what???

  • PLEASE COME TO MALAYSIAAA!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!

  • hahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahah­ahahahahah

  • fat girl plese do not wear two peace. thats why the world got no world peace!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • hahahhaha

  • good stuff salute...

  • u smile for what? u tell me now u smile for what.? hahahahahahaha

  • Lol the indian talk to the tree somemore,ahnei which is the way out?the branch will point tat way ROFL

  • singapore got no water water problem cuz singapore oso sign contract wif the god XD

  • how did she find her hip? i also want to know. hahaha

  • HAHAHHA...................

  • kumar for president!

  • so darn funny man

  • Cheat Cheat Cheat all man think what bapak go home take out everything siu mai ha kar liddat cannot u noe~

  • LOLS! 8:56, connected to the cock, scratch eye blink! LOLS his jokes are so funny, i can't stop laughing

  • That so true about customer service in Singapore. His freakin hilarious.

  • That so true about customer service.

  • vote for him/her

  • best reaction ever...

    Customer: "where is the cutlery?"

    Waiter: HUH?

    Customer: "where is the fork and spoon?"

    Waiter: HUH? they changed the name ah?

    hhahaha! KUMAR best :)

  • Scrap national day & take money give to us GOOD SIA KUMAR

  • Actually singapore should have the water water problem lol...

  • actually since singapore is such a developed nation, and the people there are well-paid, of course a lot of ppl there can afford LV stuff...

  • @echoesofwar Uhmm yeah can.

    But last time the sales assistant always stared like as if we like bring bad luck to the shop...

    Now LV is so over rated in SG...

  • Plz be rasional.... all he said abt malay, chinese & Indian is DAMN TRUE!!!!!

  • Aiyo aiyo he is so funny lah...gelak sampai perut pun sakit..im an indian woman and 'she' kutuk us kau kau uh....lol...especially the part aiyo aiyo amma appa..lolll....if 'she' can kutuk singapore like this uh...i wonder how 'she' will kutuk malaysia...lol.....fat girl dont wear two piece...thats why the world got no world peace...adui adui..lolllll

  • Bloody funny sia ... LOL IF he/she is like this his or her parents must be godly

    It is in their bloody !!! Alamak

    Personal subtitles Professional No body can challenge

  • lol, start watching from 8:48, on radio, than wat wat happen lolz

  • Now is chopping chopping problem .

  • dam funny siah

  • hahaz, scratch ur cock hair, your eye blink hahaha!

    

  • because u scratch that eye blink.......... hahhahahaha

  • All the best kumar & I like your show !!! GB spore!

  • UP KUMAR FOR PRESIDENT! :D

  • its true sometimes people look down on singaporean ...some singaporean they look down on other people

  • hahahahahaha. Very Funny.

  • can wear hipster.. where she find the hip i also wan to know. lol

  • some goondu flagged part 1

  • Woman keep your virgin for what? Want GOD MEDAL fromk government is it? haha, just lelong! WTF! HAHA

  • omigod what event is this??? all the people looks so fancy but why got crass jokes xDDDD

  • WUUUUAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAH!!! He's seriously funny!!

    indian girls very noisy, Ah maaaa ah paa!! Gahahaha!!! Good that he's making fun of everyone!

  • Chinari chinari Chumming aaaa! XD

  • rlii reliii hillarious =)

  • oh LOL!!! i just LOVE this guy!! and yea, the Gucci - 10cent like. EPIC! :D

  • "NAH AMBIK KAU!!" "DAH, DAH ABANG, DAH AMBIK" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AH

  • Hilarious!

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  • Fucking Hilarious! I think he has some kind of license to make fun anyone.. its awesome though..

  • 47 people dislikes this video; sad losers can't jokes!

  • I suggest that we use 1 cent coins instead of 10 cen coins.

  • Ambek kau!

    Ah bang, dah bang, dah ambek!!!

    Hahahahah.

  • @hfzmu What it means? Im not malay.

  • darling which one is ur teteh? pressing, pressing.. lolz!

  • 47 dislikes either being racist or just can't take it with a light heart. What he says is kinda insulting , but it's true anyways. So just watch this with a open heart.

  • @TheCoolDayz The dislikes must be the gahmen lah! The son, daughter, father, mother, sister of the gahmen. All kinds of gahmen.

  • "They put socks.Ya they put socks.One day i go swimming pool the men jump in i see 3 socks floating."

    Hahahahaha

  • epic joker..hahahahahahahahahahahaa­aaa

  • hahahahaha celaka u kumar =)) lol

  • darling ver is your tetek? omg i loled so hard on that one!

  • "All connected, from the top, to eyelashes,the moustache,the chest hair, armpit, down there, because u scratch there, u blink ar..." HAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!

  • what's the water water problem?

  • ahahahaahaah, malay girls must beat.

  • : LOL

  • "All cheat cheat cheat, bring home take out everything, siew mai, har gau, liddat."

    lmao!

  • indian hair all con

    nected..scratch below the eye blink..hahaha

  • jiu ming ah

  • brisbane nice place!! (Y)

  • "How did she find the hip, I also want to know." "And then can tattoo dragon behind that's when she was slim but now fat like earthworm."

  • aiyo ama apa ama apa ama!!!

    What happen What happen?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahaaha! "botanic garden for you!" hahaha!

  • LoL go to bank change the $5000 to all 10 cent coin you counht LOL

  • he acted in ' oh carol! ' ..

  • THIS IS SO DAM FUNNY! LMAO!

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAH ''one time take out,voom!botanic garden for you!''

  • "Come out of the water, the tide cannot come in" HAHAHHA, nice. (Y)

  • like it.. even i frm malaysia and malay.. i still laugh with kumar jokes.. love it...

  • take the whole saree cover the bowl anneh anneh!

  • omg hahas

  • What's water water problem ?

  • @myonlyfavourites tsunami

  • @myonlyfavourites All the water disasters like floods or tsunamis.

  • @myonlyfavourites : its tsunami

  • Man think what "BABA", go home take out everything, siew mai, hak gao!

  • page 1 page 2 page 3...darling where is your 'tetek'?lol

  • scratch there, eye blink ah!

  • I dont get it.. Whats water water problem?

  • @sadnoober he's actually referring to Tsunami. :)

  • @sadnoober Just go google newater haha!!!!

  • LOL Dragon was when slim. xD fat alrdy become earthworm. xDD

  • indians we're different..we got alot of hair..from here connected connected down ther dont talk ah..u only see the underwear control everything..one time take out ony 'BOO' like dat...BOTANIC garden for u..hahaha...

  • tuna

  • i lyke it manxsz ! ;D

  • i love kumar.. hilarious!

  • what year was this stand up?

  • "buffet ah?wah not bad eh" LOLOL

  • haha ! i like this vid . make sense though .

  • funny like hell!!

    LOL!!!

  • take $5000 and change it to 10 cents to let the gucci retailer count all. haha!!

  • @Lemonzs 5 cents better XD

  • @RakionRocks96 awesome! :))

  • 8:50 damn funny!

  • not only flooding,and tsu......u complete it..:p

  • what water-water problem?

  • flooding etc.

  • This is seriously hillarious!

  • =DDDD

  • Yeah I understand Chinese fine becuz my parents are Chinese. Migrated to U.K before I was born. But we still speak our mother tongue!! =DDD

  • @csihardfan111 Good! hahaa

  • funny eye blink..haha

  • This is like my twentieth time watching it!

  • LOL imagine $5000 in 10 cents ..

  • you'll take a huge bag to put in those 10 cent coin cases

  • I like the designer goods part.Lol the padding.The toilet thing about the sari very funny.Take the whole sari and cover the bowl ah neh ah neh.Dragon tattoo become earthworm..

  • I like the kung fu movie part. Zhai na li, zhai na li, qi ming yaaa!!! xD Even thou I'm not Asian, its still damn funny!!!

  • i kept repeating that part. so funny!

  • Yeah super funny!!

  • what did he/she mean by 'water water' problem? i think is tsunami right?

  • Yeah should be the tsunami...

  • the most entertaining comedian in singapore...one of a kind...=-D

  • lol

  • funny. nice.

  • LOL.. you just lelong... hahahhaha

  • 2:07 awesome..whers the cutleri..they change the name ah?loll!

  • laugh like hell...... she is so funny!!!!

  • @TheMagry He

  • super funny

    greeting from Chicago

  • 'Before drag, after drag picture' is HILARIOUS!! LOL

  • AHAAH hes soo funyy ah, makes me proud to be singaporeann haha. " let me show you what i can do", "foom, gone finish" LOL!!

  • Kumar- "One day I get angry, I walk into Gucci and buy a $5000 bag. I take the five thousand, go to the bank and change all to ten cent coins, come back, You Count!"

    HAHAHA. omg Epic funny

  • ahah, i liek the one ," you women cheat cheat, put paddening women think you have big ones" LOL

  • LoL. I'm British and I find his jokes funny!!!

  • is he gay?

  • @lopki1 yeah, he's open about it. so, it's ok ah.

  • mhm, yeah

  • yes

  • he's planning a sex change, but not sure if it true~ so probably~

  • He won't because he's quite conservative.

  • hahah his so funny at the sametime the truth hurts LOL

  • haha funny...

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  • you liar,is just 307,226 views only

  • kumar look like Aishwarya Rai! dayum!

  • shut up!you're lame

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  • errr yes i've been living here for the past 18 years........

  • @kaustubhdegr8; u r sad

  • hahaha

  • $5000 bag!! aahahahha

    "i take the 5000 to bank change all 10 cents coins come back you count"

    -----> this is the best part! LOL

  • is he from the rusiyo rusi show...is this him..the same person=O=O

  • bro jum bak?!

  • ive been watchibg this collection of his vids for like more than 10 times and i still laugh as though its my first time watching it

    lol

  • i'm confused man..wah this kumar is it a girl or boy?sumtimes boy and sumtims girl..wah piang eh!

  • LOL GO IN ONLY , AHBANBAKBAIKKGAIKS

  • huh? they change the name ah? HAHAHAHHAHAH!

  • Now thats called Classy- she is very talented and looked very nice in a dress as well.. YOU go Girl....

  • i tot he/she? XD

  • Hilarious la!hehahah im tired frm laughing too hard..cannot wait to catch his live act again!

  • HAHA he/she's so hilarious.And btw,he's nt racist.He made fun of his own r