Red State Update: Jackie '08 Hsu Scandal

[ilovetogofast88]

I wanna ride in Blown Thunder!

[2009downhill]

@ilovetogofast88 my dad is te driver of blown thunder

[BMXKingzz123]

@2009downhill no he aint my dad owned it then a couple of years ago sold it and its not called blown thunder anymore. there aint monster truck called blown thunder anymore!!!!!!

[PiratePuppetMelba]

I didn't even know about this, actually. I had no idea that the democrats had taken money from someone from China. China? Isn't that the country that's funding our war since America can't afford it anymore?  God help us.

[demliars]

Actually Clinton allowed the sale of nuclear satellite technology to the chinese for campaign cash. He loosened standards, by taking away approval from national security and giving it to commerce.

Yes, it's the same Chinese who buy our bonds to fund the war. What's your point?

I'll bet your voting for a democrat like most hypocritical dumbasses who understand half the story.

[Gondring]

Jackie's look and "what the hell?!?" coming back from the ad is priceless!

[AmericanCountryPride]

Can I have his ride in Blown Thunder then? I'm not paying no bills, though. LOL

[river3782]

5* I VOTED FOR JACKIE

[cthills]

blown Thunder LoL

... blown tansmission,, blown motor

[catboxcatboxcatbox]

Why do such heated debates grow out of comedy? Well, whatever, I want to ride on Thunder.

[Bosco239]

Even an Chinaman

[JamesFromWyoming]

The Chinamen and the bird sound the same.......They must be related.

Howdy Boys! Hope things are going well for you.

Jim.

[toenail37]

Jackie for Prez 08

[ApplePieSoda]

Calamine Lotion. 5 stars as usual.

[blackjackdealer]

I thought it was some sort of generic peptobismo.

[kingjamesrocks500]

LOL Jackie going crazy

[mythmanjay]

Jackie Broles (sp?idc) is the perfect candidate for President, I'll even write him in on the Final Vote if Kucinich isn't nominated and Jon Stewart moves back to Jew-ville!

[demliars]

Hopefully Kucinich will be arrested, tried and shot for treason.  Just because he's an idiot, a democrat, and no one knows who he is is no excuse.

[mythmanjay]

What's wrong with Kucinich? Are you disappointed because he doesn't kiss butt and wag his happy tail for big money?

[demliars]

No. I'm disappointed because he hates my country and coddles terrorists. This helps them in their terrorism against free people. Why is that so hard to understand? Look up the word "propoganda", research Tokyo rose. Get a life, get a grip on reality.

[mythmanjay]

Hitler was an artistic genius ... like Dubya. Man, I'm on YouTube; where did you get the idea that I wanted to do any kind of "research"?

[jazluvr99]

Here, here - and I wouldn't be so kind as to use the word "disappointed" in referring to Dennis the Menace Kucinich. The guy's a f***in' traitor - for the reasons you've cited here, and more. If "mythmanjay" doesn't have a problem with DK, as far as I'm concerned, he's in league with the terrorists as well.

[demliars]

U R right jazluvr, Kucinich is a F@@@in traitor. It's amazing how the driveby media ignores him.

[mythmanjay]

man, you ought to wake up and remember that the real terrorists are the ones who--rather than getting up off their asses and layin` the smackdown on the Middle East masochists--find it perfectly responsible to distribute terrorist-videos and -reports.

[jazluvr99]

I have no idea what you're talking about - and I've got a $100 bill says you don't either ... I guess your hero DK would be "layin' the smackdown on the Middle East masochists" if he ever - thank God it will never happen - became "Commander in Chief" - LOL - Dennis Kucinich couldn't lay the smackdown on a plate of spinach - I've been listening to you idiots too long; now I'm starting to sound ridiculous ...

[mythmanjay]

Jaz? I'm sure you would luuuuuuuuuuv a peace-keeping strategy that rehd something like, "Ugg-ugg-ugg Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK ... WHACK!" And when you jump in your time-machine and travel back to meet our caveman-fathers, you'll be a visionary among them. But HERE AND NOW I don't think killing anybody would profit anybody ... nope, no fertility in death ...

[jazluvr99]

OK, "myth" - I don't have time for this, you don't make any sense at all, and as a wise man once said, "You can't argue with an idiot." So, you win. Gotta go jump in my time machine now, back to whence I came ...

[mythmanjay]

I'm glad calling anything too complex for you to understand 'idiotic' makes you feel clever.

[HandsOnVermont]

You Guyz are just too damn funny. Thanks for sharing and who do I write the check out to. Jackie in 08. Hee-haww

[faxbot]

The sooner Americans realize politicans on both sides have a problem being able to tell just who HIRED them by voting for them and who PAID for them. It's known that all the Hsu moneyies has been either returned or given to charities. lets not just talk about one side here ok. it's time Americans had REAL representatives that do the business OF BY and FOR the PEOPLE of this country. Great vid guys keep up the good works.

[demliars]

Bullshit. The Clintons are crooks and always will be. They break fundraising laws everyday and if caught, get a tax write off. So what's tp prevent them from taking illegal contributions in the future? Nothing.

[jazluvr99]

Absolutely - Billary must be defeated in '08

[demliars]

Here are the Clintons, dozens of unanswered scandles later accepting money again from shady chinese figures.

I am outraged Ken Starr did not indict them for the fbi files, the chinese money, abuses of power etc. I know he had him on tape committing perjury and that should have been all that was needed but here they are again doing the same crap ready to sell us out again.

[gojiack]

At least Clinton's lies never cost lives of our soldiers...

I'm amused everybody thinks Hillary will be the 08' candidate. Barrak Obama is really doing quite well, and in many states has surpassed Hillary.

I'm just amused that people can't find any scandals for Barak - so they have to resort to using tactics like "he's fighting with Hillary" and other stupid stuff...

[demliars]

The hell they didn't, ever heard of Mogadishu? Clintons sending a cruise missle somewhere everytime we got attacked emboldened the terrorists.

Barak is an empty suit, and pretty ignorant based on his "perfromance" yesterday. No, you guys are still stuck with the clinton gang and all that goes with it.

[gojiack]

...you just lost all credit by saying the Clintons are responsible for terrorrists.

Keep believing Fox news... you're in for a rude awakening my hubris friend.

And do check wikipedia on Barrak Obama. Try reading something about him sometime. He's got more going for him than any candidate. Maybe he appears as an "empty shell" to you because there's no controversy to identify him with...

[demliars]

I didn't say that, but it's not surprising you "heard" it. You Bush bashers have a hard time with reality and the truth.

[nilbud]

You dirty fucking ape.

[demliars]

Wow, what a thoughtful and cogent reply. Shouldn't you be out waving a sign for a candidate that will increase your handout?

[nilbud]

Ha, you dumb bastard I can't wait for the Clintons to be back in the Whitehouse. The first thing they'll do is pass a bunch of laws to keep the Democrats in power for a century. Then they'll take your truck, then your guns.

[demliars]

Fear the government that fears your gun.

[demliars]

I love to lecture dumbasses like you about the danger of a disarmed populace. The first thing Hitler did was disarm the masses. Stalin, Castro, Pott we could say they're all forngun control.

But obviously you can't grasp the concept of freedom.

[demliars]

You mention the word lecture, but just say "fuck" alot. I hear your hero Hildabeast is the same way, real pottymouth. BTW how's her trek back to the whitehouse going? LOL

[nilbud]

W00t looks like your next master will be black, how do you like them apples you filthy racist pig.

[demliars]

LOL, Oh I'm a racist. All socialists suck. He has no chance. He's an empty suit. "Change change change" but he peddles the same old bullshit like most of them.

BUT he's not a crook like hillary.

[demliars]

HUH? I dislike obama because he's a socialist, I dislike hillary because she's a socialist AND a felon.

Typically you generalize, you dumbfucks actually believe red stae folks are like these rednecks.

Get a life, I don't believe all blue state voters are lazy, government dependent katrina victims, even though a lot are and should not be allowed to vote.

[demliars]

"Keep believing Fox news... you're in for a rude awakening my hubris friend" Obviously you never watch. Why are you scared of the truth? I thought libs LOVED free expression etc. just don't run stories about the Clinton lies and WHOOOPS another Chinese money scandle. I'll bet either she "can't recall" or all she knows it what she "read in the papers".

[wutru]

Lo Pan! from Big Trouble in Little China!

Anyways, what's up with these corrupt politicians?

Hillary Clinton, Jon Tester, Claire McCaskill, Debbie Stabenow...all Democrats with donations tied to Hsu.

And to make it worse, the three above were elected in '06!

[Seagravers]

I have to know the music they use in the ad campaigns, especially the one "A Message From Dunlap"

[dino2354]

Thats the Best one yet

[lonewulf44]

Love it!

[HilgersM]

You two are crazy funny. What a hoot. Keep it going and thanks for the great entertainment.

[DookofHDP]

Great ad, Dunlap -- fundraising is key! I'm sure Jackie'll come around sooner or later, announce his candidacy and start helping with the campaign!

Jackie '08!

[QuasiEvilScott]

The Chinese dub was fantastic.

-Qes

[ApplePieSoda]

Calamine lotion. I can't recall how I stumbled on RSU, but I check several times a day for new updates. We need humor during this long election season. Have posted links to my entire contact list.

[searchwiser]

Nice Hair LOL

[PizzaGod]

still got the Paul family :0

[PleaseGimmeAName]

Jackie, I can see your real hair pokin' out the back, but I still gave you five stars.

[Seagravers]

God, comedic genius.

[jx14aby]

Dunlop, you are one sh**ty campaign manager.

[asdffd]

HaHa! Jackie said "What the hell" and threw his beer can at Dunlap! LOL!

[GTB]

I actually did Laugh Out Loud........one of the best!

[dontheman17]

Oh, my side hurts.

Too funny, your killing me...

[paintedhorse1957]

great stuff

[BillyBughead]

well at least Dunlap got a new girlfriend

[RogCBrand]

LOL! I loved Jackie "speaking" Chinese!

Brilliant guys! I love it!

[Supkem]

Rosie O'Dunlap

[ArtisticHater]

You guys are always up to date with all the political events and scandals out there aren't you. I knew I can depend on you guys for all the updates and political news events! You gotta know the news to get the jokes... and we sure do get them. Keep it up, guys.

[dhouser00]

Go Jackie! Do you wear shoes?

[princekev45]

I think Jackie would do a better job then Mr. Bush.

Amen to that!

[asdffd]

Only when he's at home. Never when he's in The Krogers grocery store.

[glenna667]

LMAO

[1DRock37167]

Blown thunder sounds like something you could get in a Minnesota airport bathroom. Loved it!

[bromike]

Ron Paul 08

[asdffd]

Jackie 08

[abolof]

i want a JB08 bumpersticker!!!

[owenbigpinekey]

Another hilarious update

[TwilightDrop]

Blown Thunder..LOL....Chinese Candy!..lol...I love you guys, you guys are so fricken hilarious!

[Wh1p1ash]

heheh They ARE pretty loud, but you DO have a minimum of THREE volume controls to adjust. Don't be so damned lazy.

[bearo657]

THESE VIDEOS ARE TOO LOUD!!!!!

[calvinjones]

agreed!

[mythmanjay]

Them boys been workin` on motorized (farming/driving) equipment most all their lives; they can't hear nothin` `less it's loud!