David Letterman and Senator John McCain

[ShadowDog415]

John McCain is the man

[sl3ptsolong]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!!! .... how the fuck is this funny. I couldnt laugh if someone paid me to.

[Technebrous]

I FUCKING LOVE MCCAIN! WHY IS THAT HE DIDNT ACHIEVE TO GET THE OVAL OFFICE!

[libertarianjury]

Palin McCain = Biden Obama

[libertarianjury]

Anyone who votes for Democrats and/or Republicans is part of the problem. There is absolutely no difference between Pelosi and Boehner. They are exactly the same animal: sociopathic actors without engineering skills. They both pretend to want to take different parts of your individual freedom, but really neither values any freedom at all for the serf class. If you are not a libertarian by this point, you're an idiot. Anyone who does not support social tolerance cannot support capitalism.

[oobah2]

It is very painful to watch McCain try to be funny. Even though I don't like the guy or agree with his policies, I kind of tend to want him to succeed being funny, cause it's like trying to root for the underdog. Awkward.

[Computerdisplay]

He seemed like he was about to start making "your mom is so fat" jokes....

[youtuuberoxx]

crowd seemed to be laughing a little TOO hard at mccain's putdowns of letterman lol

[dannyd1572]

I met McCain..he is a very disgruntled, fake, creepy man.

[KKlawm]

Why does Letterman seem to dislike McCain face-to-face? -- I hope it isn't political, that would suck.

[khaaaled2007]

McCain is trying to be funny "- - Too awkward to watch !!

[kantk2008]

McCain seems like a pretty good guy, all said and done.

[gaptoofgranny]

he says 'good to have you here'

while his face is going 'oh god, he's here'

[marlngomz]

whats the song they play for mccains entrance and exit...?

[smileykermit]

@marlngomz That song's Soldier Boy

[madnesscombat5]

is his hands stuck?

[Nezello]

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[gaygodarchuleta]

I hate david now for liking him

[Slushyfreeze]

There both idiots

[Beatnick79]

I bet his sense of humor is shit.

[andrewcramer13]

mccain looks like a creepy sickly old satanist

[mico2020]

john mccain would have made a great vice president,, clearly more active than that biden guy .. who has heard of him lately is he still alive?

[yesh0yesh0yesh]

oh john mccain.. this is just awkward to watch..

[MLSUSA]

John McCain is awesome. Too bad he ran with that stupid bitch.

[truvelocity]

@MLSUSA I don't respect MCain for appointing Palin to get the women vote. He insulted women's intelligence.

[RealTime88]

@MLSUSA I like seeing McCain with Letterman myself. Funny stuff!!!

[agun17]

Mcain is trying to memorize what they told him to say and try to make it look natural.

He is not that good at his job.

[over9000christian]

The Fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction(Proverbs 1:7). FEAR GOD AND REPENT(Proverbs 3:7)! Fear GOD WHO HATH POWER TO CAST YOU INTO HELL(Luke 12:5)! Repent or perish(Luke 13:5)! The FOOL hath said in his heart there is no God(Psalm 14:1)! As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn form his way and live(Ezekiel 33:10). TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 JESUS CHRIST NOW OR BURN IN HELL!

[onebigredneckone]

These two douch bags deserve each other!

[splurging247]

He looks like and is most certainly a washed up douche bag.

[BrianAT2000]

Fail.

[coydiddy]

John McCain is socially awkward and Letterman knows it. I probably wouldn't do anymore late night shows if I were John McCain. Letterman dogs him the whole time.

[pokerface50]

mccain is corny

[Dalego]

It's moments like this I want to Like Mccain...... To bad He turned out to be such a douche!

[TheDallas2000]

mcain looks like a used car salesman

[hgates101]

Man Letterman's suit is amazing...

[joeylodes]

mccain is a funny guy

cant you tell by his VP pick a couple of years ago :P

[WelshLibertarian]

You look like the guy that got trounced in the last Presidential election by some upstart from Chicago.

[definemaybe]

oh yeah real Presidental. i mean Letterman. lol

[Otagent]

all john McCain said about david end up being true

[roscoe85cj]

John McLame is sad .. reminds me of some twisted cross between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and the Michelin Tire Guy.

[ChaseChap]

mc cain looks like the guy who forgot how old he is

[hibaxox]

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cannibalzz]

At 1:16 Mccain does the Johnny Carson lean

[Ade161]

he lost the 08 election...ROLF

[qbnas]

im a democrat but dave DID push it a lil. mccain was a very good sport. much respect.

[gundamWWW]

I'm a Democrat and I know McCain would have made a more competent president then George W. Bush if elected in 2000.

[ARISPREVEZA]

I'm not an American, but anyone who is not a retard would have made it better than W.

[sleazyv8]

hey hey, i know a few retards who could have done a much better job..

i mean Katrina, Iraq?

fucking would have a better president if we just used one of those magic 8 ball things.

[jctennis123]

booyakashaw

[avien84]

Letterman looks like a jackass who doesn't know when or how to shut his big piehole.

[waterplea]

was piehole the only word you could think of XD and lol smuggling reptiles

[avien84]

Well excuse me, it came kinda spontaneously.

[mattitudev1hardy]

was tht really mccain?

[racer42O]

eeek...terrible delivery

[Saber10inch]

mc-cain the douche 0:39

[Reality9O]

Hmm?

[bigbosscentral90]

Letterman has a much more assured comic delivery.

[FAHayek89]

Comic delivery is his profession.

[cuteupd]

john mccain look like KUMANG!!

[stpunderground]

mccains funny as hell hahahaha

[m7floyd]

hello my friend i am john mcain my biggest dissapointment is glenn beck thinks obama would be a better president than i am oh wait glen beck? he looks like the my morning shit in the bowl so no thats not my biggest dissapoint ment

[fmilktoast]

dave is my hero

[nethrit]

When John McCain smiles, he looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Check out 1:32

[Boughty86]

@nethrit

LOL you're right!!! hahahah

[BamiBoi]

@nethrit omfg i laughed my ass offfff xD!! he looks totally like Raphael

[jordana8899]

@nethrit look ur famous

[etbella3]

@nethrit John McCain owns a lot of Budweiser Beer, home of the Clydesdales. Can Beer catch Ecoli?

[Tolkienman3]

he was sooooooooooooo reading off the cards. lol

[MrJonniev]

He looks like a war hero to me!!!

[Mage13246]

McCain should've been like Reagan during the 1980s, McCain would have dominated Obama.

[nutsack666]

thats just not who he is

[djones2603]

lol how come ive never seen this??? mccain is hilarious!

[TheLizardKing1967]

Letterman looks like the guy who cheats on his wife multiple times. LOL

[PorkIsHalal]

@TheLizardKing1967 He doesn't even have one

[blunted15]

@TheLizardKing1967 --I disagree,he does'nt look anything like me.

[TheLizardKing1967]

@blunted15 . Oh, so you're prepared to meet Satan on your own terms. LMAO

[MyMoppet52]

@TheLizardKing1967 You should get to the closest comedy club on open mike night. You are hilarious!

[millersxtremedepot]

THIS JUST IN! First Gay Divorce Granted In Texas, I Had No Idea Bush And Cheney Were'nt Getting Along! LMAO

[ChrisUG]

£50 that john macain doesnt even get these jokes

[monkeysrock724]

50 pounds or euros, i really don't know because I'm American, says that you don't know how to spell McCain

[Newbpwng]

hahahahaha he made awesomly funny joke too bad it had to be Dave to write it

[UsTube]

LMFAO

insult him and get off , nice :)

[EmpireLS56KW]

Senator John (rates cunt cut back) MacCain! He looks like a total fucking CUNT! lol

[Reality9O]

McCain looks like the guy that enjoys touching kids.

[MrPeterification]

I'm sure Letterman wrote the jokes for McCain as well...

[mattius83]

Good evening, MY FRIENDS.

[atlsam1]

McCain looks like the guy who can't give a speech or read a teleprompter.

[Mage13246]

Obama looks like the guy who can't read without a teleprompter.

[Mage13246]

Oh wait excuse me. Obama looks like the guy who can't give a speach period, without a teleprompter.

[Roushfan5]

Yeah, and he is still a better speaker then you are.

based on these two comments.

[butteryassphresh]

Than*

[nickloks]

yeah, george bush is the greatest speaker of all time!!!

[ieatskotchtape]

i don't think i've ever seen a prez elect do stand up

[medeocracy]

mccain is halarious

[buffon114]

lame...

[brutal6agani]

MCcain is abit...weird..

[lobogirl]

mcain missed his calling! instead of running for president he could have retired from senate and become a comic NOT!

[libertarianjury]

Being a war hero doesn't mean much to me if you come back and try to trample American freedom. McCain's solution for everything is more government. And the dolt can't even see his own contradictions, since he sits on the board of "citizens against government waste"!!! He is truly a mental midget and a tyrant. He got McCain-Feingold passed, and now there's a limit on political speech --nothing is worse. He is a drug warrior. He stands directly against property rights. ...Vote Libertarian.

[thegrimlin93]

Or better yet don't vote

[richboycadillac]

Try to put your ass in North Vietnam's infamous Hanoi Hilton. Being tortured, beaten in the hands of communist guards for over 5 years. Let's see who's weird now?

[20woody11]

lol neither letterman's nor mccain's jokes made me chuckle.

but props to john for trying haha.

[zjg5001]

I almost forgot how creepy John McCain was...

[apacheslim]

McCain is such a dumb fuck

[manbigus]

But, you are probably more stupid. This guy was a war hero. You are such an idiot with your stupid remark.

[apacheslim]

what ? Hello he is an ignorant red neck

he was agaisnt martin luther king day

War hero? Droping bombs from a plane especially agaisnt the ill equiped vietnamese that were fighting against the monarchy . Yeah rght and then getting stranded and lying that he didnt give infomation if you look it up

he did give infomation the the vietnamese

so there is his war hero status

hes an idiot a fool that got palin in too stupid for the job. Obama is a bastard but still more intelligent

[manbigus]

Yes, he did vote against Dr. King Day. His reasoning was that we are getting too many Holidays. I imagine that you are more of a hero to America and its freedoms? Maybe, you have served your country. The man is a war hero and a very honorable man. You know squat about him and Obama. Not that I know a whole bunch about either of them. But, I di support my country and its war veterans. And, 9-11 was NOT an inside job and we did not know about an attack beforehand.

[apacheslim]

yeah right

no wonder people have had so much resentment

for the masses. Ignorant narrow minded blinded by loyalty, Huamsn will never learn only a small ammount of people woul ever live up to the so called values that nations uphold. Thats why people are treated like animals

[Nitro192]

americans...they can't seem to agree on anything these days

[Jasonat6034]

as an American... I 100% agree...

[alfred87cron]

its funny how unfunny this was.

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

Lol great bit

[BernardTunes]

painful

[kaduisaui]

McCain is an evil bastard. He thought America would fall for stupid gimmicks like Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber.

[astroshou]

MY TOTAL SUPPORT TO J. MCCAIN 2012

[aymthebest]

He'll be dead by then, America

[johnboy3r]

Yeah, but he was in Vietnam, jerk. So forget about his age and qualifications.

[aymthebest]

...America needed a younger president. (didn't finish)

[jayezzo]

Dave Letterman is a JEW. He seems to be part of the Zionist Jewsh Contol over our media.

[wheresurhat]

What the FUCK are you on about?

[Squweesh]

i like mc'cain but those were not funny at all but people had to laugh

[TheJuiceboxRobot]

I didn't vote for McCain, he wasn't what our country needed after 8 years of Bush, but I never thought he was stupid or souless.  It's good to see him in this comedic light.

[letitrain51]

haha...that's why you don't insult someone when they aren't around. These two are funny together.

[malboro1979]

I didn't vote for mccain, as I thought that would be completely too scary and juvenile to do so, but this man is incredibly funny. He just knows how to tell a joke, and did you see his appearance on snl as a creepy stocker?

[CHolmesJ14]

it would be juvenile to vote for a true patriot who has proven his love and dedication to his country time and time again? well it is way more juvenile to vote for an inexperienced senator who spouted off the word change at nausea to win over 52% of america...although that number has now dropped to 48% according to recent polls and his popularity keeps falling.

[Clairifus]

ad nauseum

[cgymno]

bosstheross....do you even know what socialism is?? At least people who live in a socialist state know that they are working for their country. You in the US are working for those who are robbing you blind and they trick you into believing it.

Dumb ass right winger....GO live in CUBA for a few months and you will see how much better that country is than the US

[CHolmesJ14]

the only good thing about cuba is cigars and coffee

[Axelisten]

it's obvious mccain didn't come up with any of those jokes.

[bosstheross]

John McCain is an AMERICAN HERO ,Hes had the honor of killing communists, hed be a better pres. than Hussein O, well anyone would, Bozo The Clown, Sponge Bob, Heh Obama stop callin the police stupid, stop goin on tv every sec.stop puttin forth bills that you have not read knucklehead, people are getting hip to your socialist plan.You and your lackies will be soundly defeated soon. Feel the wrath of the people

[Countryboy1344]

Ask me and i shall tell you what all he cannot produce.

[Countryboy1344]

Obamanation isn't American, research his background throughly, and you'll find that he cannot produce an American birth certificate

[99draiwil]

Thank god he didn't become president.

[bluesboy25000]

McCain doesn't know what a laptop is hehehe

[LeonardJHarris]

Mccain walks like the tin man from the wizard of oz

[jtrubilla]

lol...probably from having his arms and legs broken.

[JEDEJOMANJE]

look at mccains fake teeth

[JEDEJOMANJE]

/watch?v=mGc3Oo_naSA obama falling down the stairs

[Mikkohh]

Thank god that guy is not the president of usa

[Brodie73m]

thats was so funny looooooooooooool

[UNCLESEANYC]

to be honest. i didnt find that funny one bit.

jokes are shit

[boomingbullet]

I wish he was our president.

[Empeinmortal]

why?

[IMnotFATbutUare]

yeah seriously

WHAT

the

FUCK

[billcavazos]

Very sad we dont have this guy for our commander in chief. Instead we have Obama. Never thought Americans would vote for a stand in President instead of a strong leader. Lets just hope America will only have Obama for 4 years.

[GS2510]

what the fuck?

[hinatachansama]

what the fuck!

[Davidseerup]

WTF!

[aos50]

isn't mcCain just soo SEXY i would love to fuck him

[ThiefLeet]

What the fuck?

[Abanamat85]

yeah dude, what the fuck?

[blackhawx4life]

what the fuck?

[abbottbj]

McCain' s arms are stiff because he was tortured for years in Vietnam serving his country

[cwants]

serving his country or the country forced him to serve

[Kethors]

Watch McCain hands when he enters, he doesn't know what to do with them. No offense but Obama is way different and calm.

[DCKar2nist]

agreed mccains always so damn stiff

[beastlyboy1995]

do you know wat hes been through?

[JD0x0]

oh no vietnam =O thousands of people had been imprisoned by the vietnamese. McCain crashed two planes in training exercises. it was expected for him to get captured

[DCKar2nist]

graduated at the very bottom of his class but I didn't mean stiff from his injuries I meant uncomfortable

[cappiz]

Atleast he's trying. Good job.

[S1W4Lyfe]

john mccain looks like the night manager of a creepy motel

[Glennth]

Either McCain is short or Letterman is really tall...

[Pakman113]

mcains acually pretty good

[p228man]

it looked like he was reading from a tele-prompter

[passiveMenis]

Yeah, and everything he says manages to sound scary.

[ericstranne]

Letterman: 1 funny! 

McCain: 5 Funny

[SamCoreJ]

The jokes weren't funny. They weren't even that insulting.

[MrBlamemeforit]

Why do i feel a hint of wanting to puke when Mc cain enters the room.. :S

[GagneCarter1217]

mccains jokes dont make sense