Would You Rather ...

[propretorian]

ted is awesome

[iLive4all]

What does felch mean? :s

[VideoGamesEpic]

Would you rather...

A: Subscribe to RecklessTortuga

B: Subscribe to RecklessTortuga

C: Subscribe to RecklessTortuga

or D: Subscribe to RecklessTortuga?

. . . Trick Question!

It's E: All of the above.

[AuzzieBoredguy]

@VideoGamesEpic what about z? (Subscribe to racklessnoobs)

[MrBethesdagamestudio]

get the fuck out DX

[OldSchoolN0oB]

genious :D

[PS360Million]

Felch:(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

[1234buckeyefan]

omg thats nasty af

[waynedubstep]

Fuck you Mitt Romney

[MrDevastatingD]

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

[einsjam]

searched felching.....i might just throw up now

[HellFire6991]

GOD DAMNIT MITT ROMNEY NOBODY HERE GIVES A FUCK!!

[XOXOMilena]

Would you felch your grandma. hahaha

[eternalypissed]

1. 5 inch tail

2. vin diesel (im a fangirl)

3. WTF????

what is felch plz reply.

[ajeter2629]

@eternalypissed When a guy cums in someones asshole and licks it out.

[FreakyBow]

@ajeter2629 UGH How do you even know ???

[ajeter2629]

@FreakyBow I read it in a book, Invisible Monsters, lol.

[Nickpeterg]

Those protein bars are great!\

[mithers123]

I Will take the The Tail

[Purplelady0790]

he should have said neither. lol

[SpartaDudeIsNotAmusy]

Theres a figit commerical it showed words it can do and it said lets get naught tonight ROFL

[arianchoe]

It is when a male ejaculates in some ones butt and sucks it out with a straw

[theJollyDevil]

Felch: To suck semen out of a sexual partner's vagina or anus.

[pimpster341]

HAaaaaaaaaaaa ;D

[NefSaid]

Felch - The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction.

[xoxo19lover]

Hahahahahaha this made me laugh soooo louddd :D!

[factorxy24]

get the fuck out...LMAO

[omglmaololjk]

ok..wtf is "felch"

[MCwithPshycosis]

@omglmaololjk It's when you suck the semen from a your sex partner.

[omglmaololjk]

@MCwithPshycosis ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yum

[wuzzup969]

most annoying friend ever!!

[eXolusiatious]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex.

Thumb this up so people know what "Felch means".

[Vccine]

@eXolusiatious That is what I call *Fucked up*

how do pople even come up with this disgusting shit? Are they that twisted?

[eXolusiatious]

@Vccine Lol, I used Wikipedia btw, I'm only 13.....

[JoNathanGaming]

@eXolusiatious same on all of tht im 13 and still used wikipedia

[zValiantGaming]

1: would you wrather chew the dick off a baby or velch your grandma

2: uggh! definettly velch my grandma.

Interviewer: Get the fuck out....

[AdvancedReplays]

@zValiantGaming You know everyone just watched the video, right?

[Kriskazam]

@zValiantGaming What was the point of that comment?

[zValiantGaming]

@Kriskazam and whats the point of you bein a lil bitch complaining

[Kriskazam]

@zValiantGaming u mad bro?

[zValiantGaming]

@Kriskazam dont make me call in a goddamn airstrike of spam on your ass

[MrLedStoner]

HELTER SKELTER HAHA!!!

[morales199527]

@MrLedStoner its not helter skelter its revolutin

[MrLedStoner]

@morales199527 sorry man your right haha my bad but it's the beatles so it's all good haha

[turtlesarecool99]

I feel bad for the people who only watch the Online Gamer series.. They are missing out on a whole bunch of fucking hilarious shit. This video included.

[VileRaccoon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JohnLennoninmyGuitar]

YEAH BEATLES!

[Destructode]

Would you rather have sex with your mom or dad?

Would you rather drink a big glass full of your dad's sperm, or your mom's period blood?

Would you rather shove 3 pencil lead sticks down your penis and masturbait till u bleed, or get a shovel and split your penis in half?

[Spudzish]

The way he said "yo' homesexual" almost made me spit my water out.

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

Lmao this is one of my favorites

[natedoggydogg247]

I'd felch Lindsey...

[Mr360gamerzz]

@Harrallak that is f*cking discusting

[BuraDaniel]

you ca see hoe they wants to laugh at the end....but Aaron...it looks like he live it...he's the best

[TheSandiego808]

@BuraDaniel Get an education please, you type like your fucking retarted.

[BuraDaniel]

@TheSandiego808 i was in a hurry so stfu,sorry that i am a human

[Mr360gamerzz]

what is FELCH???????

[THEFIRSTBLACKGUY]

@Mr360gamerzz you are on a computer

[kham2914]

lol at the end u can tell Lindsey totally wants to laugh her ass off

[Dspfanboy1]

vin diesels voice is so weird hes my fav actor bu serouis wtf

[hovatter7210]

LMFAO

[MultiGamers4life]

thrillmobster he is a actor he acts 4 reckless tortuga in fact look at phyco girlfriend season 3 noah was in beverly hills chipuapua p.s il i cant spell

[RedILick]

HELTER SKELTER RINGTONE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jwebb3271]

@RedILick Its Revolution not Helter Skelter....

[RedILick]

@jwebb3271 oh sry...lol revolution...fail :D..

[Tfpro1234]

:[ uh i would felch my grandma hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!!!

[MCwithPshycosis]

what if he was trying to get a role for a porn movie...?

[Winter12345100]

@MCwithPshycosis

He would be hired.

[Winter12345100]

@MCwithPshycosis

That comment made me watch the video again with that mindset.

[Ninjadude973]

103 people felched their grandmothers.

[xMonsur]

@Ninjadude973

And 2334 people

chewed a dick off a baby LOL

[iMS0BoReD1]

gtfo lolololololololol

[HellhoundCMX]

xD

[benwolfman]

......chew a dick of a baby. (munching noises)

aahhahaha

[vanad1umbro]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex.

[16supercute]

@NakedReviewzzz does he have his own channel?

[mzjuicey83]

um the thing about the baby disturbed me but everything else was pretty funny

[dennyvera137]

go get a job bit.ly / jobsfind

[TinoMinor]

i searched up Felch...after reading the top comment

[16supercute]

i luv the guy in bed!

[CmndrKooL]

I fucking hate those radioshack commercials!

[EightyBrains]

he's eating tiger's milk YUM

[PhunkieProdiG]

Wow... Lindsey looks pretty hot here

[TweKen8OH8]

he is eating a tiger milk bar :D

[bradleydrew96]

omg lmao



[NinjaFox1CA]

how did no one notice that he worked at pedosmire 

[RaheemdaplayaO4]

omg I wish i never knew what felching meant now lmfao

[basisti94]

AWKWARD

[Skisce]

101 people felched there grandma

[HectorL360]

ahahaha i was about to go look up what felch meant

[thrillmobster]

thumbs up if u think he should be a actor !!

[toix48]

@thrillmobster hes actually is other videos.

[MrCDJ97]

@thrillmobster Which one?

[surge1oo]

LMFAO........

[Coke2go]

man he's a freakin good actor. i love it

[Dashboxx]

LMFAO!

[tudoproductions]

When the video stated my 'mouse' was at Lindsey boobs XD

[MegaDanie88]

LMFAO I USE TO PLAY THIS GAME ALL THE TIME AS A KID.

[XanaviRacer]

This is so foking funny LMFAO

[o0KANINE0o]

LMFAO

[aznsk8ter360]

i now learned a new word... felch :P

[TheSevenE11]

I would love to be all hers



[The1stmanalive]

0:01 FOR SKIP COMMERCIAL

[alcanbite]

...or receive angry but sex from vin diesel? OMG AMAZING!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[itachi150101]

the end made me laugh until i cried

[XxQuicksilverNINJAxX]

GTFO

[Pothead69iz]

eeehhhhh holy shit 'felch' is nasty!!!!

[scrapmetaljack]

hahahahahahaha XD

[ObeyYourMaster123]

I want a chocolate...

[nicals247]

i would rather have a 5 inch tail that wags when im excited because its just wayyyy better than sucking cum outta ur grammas anus

[nicals247]

would u rather suck cum out of ur gramma's anus or have a 5 inch tail that wags when ur exited

[mrdanman9]

Angry buttsex from Vin Diesel?

[gamedexterity]

One of the best videos ive ever seen in my whole fucking life hahahaahah - hm7

[IRISistibleMakeup]

chew the dick off a baby? that's sick even to think about it ew

[Brendonthelyricist]

is this like a continuation of online gamer it kinda fits

[johnabadmercer22]

i freakin laugh at the end!!!

[1Miraculum]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[thedarksmoke1000]

dont try googling blue waffle

thumbs up if you wanted to google blue waffle

[youflunkeddaycare]

@thedarksmoke1000 Almost everyone in the world already knows what a blue waffle is. Try some other way to get pointless thumbs up your butt.

[CNS792]

chew the dick off a baby lol

[Pstilli]

Gotta be proud of myself because I knew what felch means before I saw this video :)))

[CTFxCFTW77]

His ringtone is awesome! Haha.

[maddagt]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex.

Felching may also refer to the alleged anal insertion of a small animal (usually a gerbil) for the purpose of sexual stimulation

[MIANJILO]

would you rather wait for playstation to come back up or have an umbrella opened in your but hole.

[ILoveasiansnick]

Felch my dog

[MegaGangsta4life]

i would chew the dick off a baby

[moneys97]

"Oh I would Felch my Grandma"

"Get the Fuck Out" lol

[xxskittlez123xx]

@moneys97

LMFAO!!! I laughed so hard at that part! XD

[iamreshica]

i laugh real hard 2:06

[Ichipod]

I see why he choice vin diesel...

[PrEGoPr4nKs]

The blonde is really tall...

[ZombieKilla360]

my god  felch omg

[hizzleeee]

lol ive been felching since elementary school. cause im a bamf.

[waternights]

what was the last option?? i dont understand well

[healthykitty1]

thumps up if you want to felch me. am hot sexy 18 yrs. joking, kidding

anyhow how it felch different from oral sex? i mean pull it out put it in the mouth then vagina then ass then mouth then cum on the mouth/ass/vagina you still tasted the dick, ass, vagina, cum and saliva. don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards and rinse.

[mrflash249]

hahaha! chew a dick off a baby!!!!

[terrol1212]

hahahahaha! 'i would rather felch my grandma' get the fuck out.

[IanVorster97]

it means :The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus or:to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

=

[hqkill]

clik 4 as much fast as possible and imagine what he looks at and what he's doing with his left hand....

[anothaninjaguy]

2:17 they both started smilling lol but it's ok, even the pros crack a smile every now and then. some burst out into laughter on live tv heheh

[evileyez504]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex.

[BroGamersTM]

Ahaha. I got the Battlefield 3 Ad. I didn't mind.

[poopersooper123]

ugh, the way he bit that candy bar when he said "chew the dick off a baby" lol

[xShadow125]

Get the fuck out ROLFFFFFFF

[GaMiiNgKiiL1S]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is often referred to as "snowballing"; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.

[TheOpticalCinema]

chew th dick off a baby!

[missrosemaryxoxo]

haha hilarious

[ELAxscorpion]

what does felch mean?

[2010scalp]

@ELAxscorpion felch means sucking out fluid (mostly consisting of cum) from someone's anus after you've had anal sex with them.

[ELAxscorpion]

@2010scalp Holy christ! D: thats gross xD

[2010scalp]

@ELAxscorpion Now you're probably wishing you hadn't asked in the first place haha

[ELAxscorpion]

@2010scalp Got that right xD

[epicferret1]

@2010scalp what about pussy?

[TripleKiII]

@2010scalp please remove that comment you sick bastard.

Nobody needs to know that.

[kennyk1997]

@TripleKiII who the hell would felch their own ... *shuddders*

[red16mage]

@TripleKiII Um, well, it's said a lot in the video, you're acting like it's totally unrelated. Sure, if he just randomly said that on some cat video, then yes, that would be inappropriate. But it actually has relevance to this, so I don't see the problem.

[ali021awesome]

@TripleKiII I already knew that

but EVERYBODY NEEDS 2 KNOW THAT :D

[LunarBankai]

@2010scalp O.o

[olithegreat]

@2010scalp

or vagina. not only anus.

[XKRATOSXxxxx]

@2010scalp you looked it upon urban dictionary

[Bigcrusha16]

@2010scalp WTF EEEEWWWWWWWWW WHY WOULD YOU EVEN.... EWW... UGH

[TheSAEkid]

@2010scalp i was so glad idk what it meant..now i have a disturbing definition stuck in my head..

[lankanpridesouljah]

@2010scalp um have experience?

[DANNYHEADSHOT]

@2010scalp lol he probably regrets asking that now

[Dashboxx]

@2010scalp LMFAO 69 thumbs ups!

[PSspecialist]

@2010scalp GOD thats disgusting! (Not that the others weren't)

[SuperScorpio31]

Poor Dave..=(

[mribombyourhouse1]

GTFO lolz

[WhiiplashOne]

What the hell, Eric is laying down on Brandi's bed. haha

[djkoblaze]

nasty bitch

[silverwolfxp27]

omgod...i laughed so hard when he said " Id feltch my grandma" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SexyCowFTW]

YEA GO AARON!!!! oh wait this isnt the online gamer.........

[SexyCowFTW]

YEA GO AARON!!!!

[WhiiplashOne]

Ohh my godd yerr soooo gayy for Vin Diesel!

[SuperEfren23]

I'm going to send you a copy of ma porno "MEGA COCK" so you can tell me if it's EPIC or not. :)

[EmanuelTMS]

"Recieve angry but sex from vin Diesel"

XD

[SuperEfren23]

Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is often referred to as "snowballing"; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!oh and I'd bite a babies dick all day long!!!!!!!!

[AliienForEver]

@SuperEfren23 omfg lol x13,425

[CyanPaul719]

love his robe