The Ol' Switcheroo

[Radector]

the real douchebags are the one who camp for the plane instead of respawning. Chopper did us a favor

[bigred2989]

Wait I thought there was a limit to how often you could swtich teams. That always comes up for me when I try. What are the restrictions beyond moments where it imbalances the teams or the teams are full?

[Unspokenking]

"hops onto my dic- i mean, into a plane" LMFAO

[FishTurd69]

that map is so retarded, why is the aa on the OTHER side of the freaking mountain

[RippedLama]

Chopper ass-ho-ole?

[ConelradNation]

Sometimes, when I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I'll be going doggystyle, and I'll pull out right as I'm about to cum, I'll cum in my hand, and then spit on her back, and when she turns around, I'll slap her in the face with my cum-hand.

[LightWeaponsGuy]

0:20 Hops on to my dick?

[fluffytoro]

WHAT!!!! the real switcheroo is when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window

[linkrox4]

@fluffytoro aaahahah

[Anextlomarusgaming]

hahahahaha this is the most funniest revenge so far on bf3 ive seen

[TheExtantKiwi]

I wish you could switch teams and kill campers in CoD

[Unhollygeneral]

i think its kinda cheap that you can switch teams although this time it was necissary. i also loled really hard when he says "hops on my di- i mean jet"

[GaxAngel]

@Unhollygeneral I usually play with three other friends and there's always at least one person on the wrong team at start up, so switching teams helps in that scenario.

[ILNT165]

@Unhollygeneral its not cheap. BF3 has the shittiest squad setup, squads get split up to balance out the games (which usually ends up to be all pubstackers against noobs) so it only makes sense that they added a team switch. Also, it's kinda balanced, if one team is off, you can't switch. If a game is about to end and you are on the losing team, you can't switch. If you switch too many times, then you can't

[veharkozeleg]

spawnkill makes you faggot

[CatfishShotgun]

Lol <3

[Kazukamichan]

Hops onto my d*** i mean plane XD

[AdirtyGHETT0kid]

* Insert Trollolloll song...

[TheSambion]

Hops on to my Di... I mean.... Plane 0:24

[SyKoBearJEW]

"Fed up with this Cody abruptly switches teams, hops onto my dic.... I mean into a plane"

[SgtPuffzAndSweetKing]

Hops onto my dic- I mean into a plane.

[twimanable]

i love when the topcomment is an answer to the other top comment. it just saves soo much time,..

[twimanable]

bravo sir. bravo.

[MrToxicTas]

This happened to me today.

[bobzilla441]

I tried this but I hit the heli that was on my team before I switched.

[TheRealipodragon]

@SuperSneakySniper What? I don't even...

[dbono98]

thats smart



[zbigi15]

Like a boss

[44redman1]

Now thats good tactics

[neonman1604]

0:27 chopper assho0o0ol?

[SuperSneakySniper]

One day, whilst queitly sipping on a cup of delightful tea, I spotted a lovely Iquana named Jeremy Hopkinsons. I said to this exquisite lizard "Why hello there, what lovely scales you have. May I gingerly stroke you with my tender fingers?" He replied "Eich Bin Ien Duetchse". I nearly farted in excitement. "Oh my! You are a German iquana!" I stated. Hurredly, I cradled Jeremy up into my arms and caressed hisspiney bussom to my hearts content. A las, not for long... For he then died of leukimia.

[blabbermouthnose]

@SuperSneakySniper cool me too.

[blackjesusnation]

hops onto my di... I mean uh to a plane

[akatsukizeroitachi1]

Kargh island needs a hero like you

[badman121lol]

0:22 umm wat

[1291nossgepfu]

listen 0:22 .DD

[calimanduff]

why didnt he just stop spawning in the plane

[SoulEater707]

JUSTICE

[FinalChris]

HAHAHHAHAHA, epic! just epic.

[Salzahrany]

Good job :D

[wildwrestling]

Smat

[TheMastaDazza]

hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin spawn campin prick! Got what he deserved. Go Cody! charmone!

[RockMusicLover222]

Why can't I ever manage to switch teams? :(

[touchsmart0]

@Raymanx99 XD you mad bro?

[Jayy2Waveee]

He a BOSS

[G4M3R1797]

Hops onto your dick?! What the F*ck?!

[Lad0Barn0vi]

like a boss

[iLepantoeHD]

baseraping like that is just sad

[gabrocki]

Motherfucker deserved it!

[xlnflux]

I'm sure that all of us have camped the spawn at least once in a FPS so don't go around acting like haven't.

[Nemytika]

Ahah Nice xD

[andrenegwer]

Payback is a B

[mrplatformgAmer54]

~that dude that was spawnkilling got pwned!!~

[vituralstuff9000]

good man

[dwakyoola]

he deserved it. what a faggot

[kylelimeback]

hops on to my di-

made me LOL

[BamaNation1996]

Nice

[insany281]

Cody I love you

[EpicJew21]

Like a boss.

[crazyguy705]

cheeky bastard

[EmergencyTaco]

The Switcharoo: When you're fucking a girl doggy style in a ground floor room with a window, while your friend hides in the closet. Halfway through, you pull out and your friend quietly takes your place without the girl knowing. You then proceed to leave the room, exit the house, and walk to the other side of the window. Then you simply knock on the window, the girl looks up and see's you're outside, turns around and freaks. BAM you just pulled the switcharoo.

[TheBoostaRoosta]

@EmergencyTaco i thought thats called "The Phantom" :D

[version4point7]

@EmergencyTaco Epic!

[somuchrandom]

@EmergencyTaco also known as houdini

[XlRuSSiaNlX]

@somuchrandom uhh no the houdini is completely different

[TheCarioca1234]

@somuchrandom Actually, The Houdini is when your fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, tricking her into thinking you came on her back. Then when she turns around to look, BAM right in the face.

[MrWesleySniper]

@somuchrandom You should try a game of Buckaroo. Fucking your girl doggy style and she is wearing nothing but a belt, you're holding on to that with one hand... call her by somebody else's name and see how long you can hang on!

[kingbaldy100]

@somuchrandom also known as the phantom

[compwiz101]

@somuchrandom I thought that was when she wakes up in the morning, and you've already snuck out from under her arm and replaced it with a pillow.

[penguinfromtheholy]

@EmergencyTaco I'm a twin, so this would work very well xP

[pievs50cal]

@penguinfromtheholy Then leave out the switching part and just have your twin knock on the window.

[myreaper31]

@EmergencyTaco u must hav had experience ;)

[Glacolite]

@EmergencyTaco thats called the prestige

[Trollface32]

@EmergencyTaco Dafuq did i just read :|

[PissSniffer]

@EmergencyTaco The Nasty Show is a good show indeed.

[Equals4Production]

and the search for OSOKViciousTheMyth's comment begins... CRAP

[TomNGaryProductions]

LIKE...A FUCKING....BOSS

[DrollFool]

check out my channel motherfudger

[TheDevilsDemon666]

@DrollFool troll and spam...

[GTMaxy94]

You can switch teams mid game?

[CptLolles]

@GTMaxy94

If the server allows it. also you can when the other team has less players in it then your current team. However, there is a limit on how many times you can switch (around 2 or 3 times)

[hammerman2006]

@GTMaxy94 if the lobbies not full yeah.

[xbo0oyx]

@GTMaxy94 yes

[mrwolfman510]

Hops onto my di- I mean into a plane.. Haha

[proIIIII]

i did that with my friend i thought the clip might actually have me in it

[JafaCakesMonster]

EPIC!

[prowler0909]

what was that 2Bucks? I didn't catch that

[FlyBoyKhi]

That is hilarious. I wonder if I can do this on console? I'd love to kill my teammates for no reason.

[drantelope54]

Thats battlefield on the ps3 for ya...

[XxDominatherxX]

Anny news of LBM 4?

[Pwn3dByPhysics]

''Hops onto my di... I mean plane''

2Bucks, you little perverted asian :')

[buggydaclown]

@Pwn3dByPhysics emphasis on little

[ps3modman1]

@Pwn3dByPhysics  lol i seen that

[HxCRageQuit]

Cod fanboys just get the fuck out.

[HxCRageQuit]

Cod fanboys just get the fuck out.

[ramstick]

You can just switch teams in the middle of the game? How fucking retarded

[19maurice66]

@ramstick depends on the server, they all have different rules.

[runzwithscizzorz8098]

@ramstick You can switch team if the teams aren't balanced

[gamingmonster98]

@ramstick no, only if it's unbalanced

[chareltjexd]

how the fuck can you spawn in a jet?

[GhoxerHD]

@chareltjexd where you normally click 'spawn at C' or 'spawn at A' you can also click f35 or whatever jet/helicopter u want..

[gamingmonster98]

@chareltjexd he didn't stupid....... cod gamers wont understand

[HBSanta]

@gamingmonster98 Yeah man, the spawn system in Battlequeers is just so damned complicated that Call of Duty players simply cannot understand it. You can try to explain, you can demonstrate it, but we just. can't. understand. You know, since Battlequeers is such an advanced, cerebral game and CoD is just a twitchy arcade shooter. You guys are so above us.

[ABC123OMG2]

@gamingmonster98 ya he did...

[iamK1CKST4RT]

THIS IS WHAT HEROES ARE MADE OF!!!!!!

[pronomerzy]

hahaha b

[Cra5yxPineapple]

COOOODY! I'M SUBBED TO HIM : D

[flmks]

you can switch teams that easy? wut??

[lol8463]

and then he goes 2-37 with the jet

[cdonns87]

You can switch teams in that game? wtf?

[zap12555]

that was amazing

[AimThatAss]

can anyone tell me how to switch teams O.O ?

[69mastalon]

what did you say? O.o

[TheMcKacka]

Hops on to my di... I mean into plane :D

[Sverver70]

PrO

[xXI3OSSXx]

LIKA BOSSSSSS

[23hellyeah23]

what i hate about BF nothing

what i hate about COD evrything (exept COD 4)

[N00BPUN1SH3R]

hops on your dick?

[DuBzSnipingTeam]

Doing it like a baws

[tomatbebo]

That is a win!

[noregrets92]

Can you just change teams whenever you like in this game?

[Blohm123]

@noregrets92 no, if you look closely he change team again when the server had change map/gamemode, you can only change team once a match

[awesomeguy3211]

00:21 hops on to my di i mean plane

[GermanzDictator]

Hops onto my di.. i mean into a plane.... lol

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

BF3= Arcade Shooter

MW3= Fast Pace Arcade Shooter

[kabo123]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth are you fucking kidding me?

whats a realistic shooter for you then?!

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@kabo123 ummmmm ARMA......... BF3 isn't realistic in the least i mean come on people complain about MW3 but really at least COD knows what it is anyone that thinks BF3 is realistic is confused as hell

[RyderDarkheart]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth cod can't even get the guns right, the ak-74 is not an smg it's a carbine assault rifle...i won't even touch the rest of the shit they screwed up...still a good game though

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@RyderDarkheart you know what i bet your first COD was black oops mine was COD 4 and COD is better then BF because every time a new BF comes out it is trying to beat COD and fails to every time cause they always try to make something that can't a game that isn't boring after a few minutes yeah blowing shit up is fun but there really isn't something to bring you back to the game..... and DIce need to stop with this realism bullshit

[RyderDarkheart]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth actualy my first cod was also cod 4...black ops was a huge pos just above w@w (trearch sucks at making games). i own both mw3 and bf3, i like them both, they both have their issues. cod caters to the quickscoper and now the shotgunner (thanks to map design takes next to no skill now), and with host migrations and loosing connections all the damn times with piss poor map design...only reason it sells so well is because it has cod on the box

[madVOYAGER]

@RyderDarkheart Your lack of intellect astounds me.

[RyderDarkheart]

@madVOYAGER my lack of intellect, and how do you figure that?

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@RyderDarkheart you bring up map design of mw3 its perfect its just like COD 4 if you don't believe me go back and look at the maps in COD 4 a few big maps and the rest are small close quarters maps.... MW3 its all about map knowledge just like COD4 in MW3 you can't sit in corner thats why i love it i played the BF3 beta and it was toooooo easy for me i could get 35-50 kills and still play the objective and i do that in COD any of them not black ops or waw i hated both of them

[RyderDarkheart]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth similar yes...but not like cod 4...cod 4 they were very well designed, mw3 they seem to make lanes then just randomly drop stuff in...interchange is the best example, it just doesn't feel as good at cod 4 maps

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@RyderDarkheart Imagine interchange without all that shit in the way it would basically be just long alley ways you bring up that look at crossfire from COD4 it just had this big open "dont walk here" alley or a better example look a Bog now think about it without all that shit in the way a big open vacant lot... its all about cover and being able to keep the maps balanced

[RyderDarkheart]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth true...i guess it could be worse...but it just seems like they just randomly placed a bunch of junk in the middle of some maps...maybe i just miss some of the maps from cod 4 and mw2...

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@RyderDarkheart I agree i miss all those maps...... COD4 and MW2 had the best maps with a good mix but the main reason most people miss the old maps is because we knew them like the back of are hand but its just like anything you have to learn new things... i could see them bring back some maps but they will never make everyone happy even though they try to.

[PuresG1ft]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth saying bf is easier than call of duty ... losing the argument by default

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@PuresG1ft it is to me but it might not be for you... i don't understand why you BF guys think you game is hard i set my controls and go ham.

[PuresG1ft]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth "you bf guys" i´m playing cod aswell (but cod4 is the same as mw2 as mw3 - not to forget that cod4 has svrs which makes it the winner) and thats why I can tell you that bf is usually harder. just because you lucked around in a buggy demo on ONE map it doesn´t mean you are the champ in battlefield

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@PuresG1ft lucked around omg really.... me lucked around sorry buddy i don't luck around i do what i do cause i know how to play i know human nature and i know how people think... i just dont understand why everybody thinks it takes skill to play BF all it take is know how people do things and how to out smart them

[PuresG1ft]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth yeah,you are the smartest guy in the universe and really the only person doing it that way! you have the mindskill and the best tactical thinking. leaving aiming,movement skill,vehicle control,hand-eye-coordination and reaction time out of the game. the m16 in what? rl? so what? you can´t tell these numbers in bf3 because they are no stats for that and they weren´t in the beta aswell. play conquest large on a hardcore svr with vehicles - see if its easy

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@PuresG1ft you might need to look at the BF3 blog it has all the information you need about the guns in the game dipshit......and 117 iq i don't think im the smartest man in the world nor did i say that but if you played the beta the M16A4 was there to use.......oh and hardcore really so no hud oooooooo im soooo scared and vehicles dont scare me either

[IcameUpWithThisNamee]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth wow i was a loyal CoD player. i started with CoD2 on my ps2. then when CoD4 came out it was the best thing ever. i wasnt too happy with CoD5 but modern warfare 2 was good again. then black ops came. it was shite. and modern warfare 3? boring as hell. they dont bring anything new into the games. they get boring after a few weeks. BUT battlefield brought out a whole new gaming experience. epic. sorrry i but i switched from cod although like i said i was loyal and loved cod.

[kabo123]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth dude only because there are games more realistic than bf3 doesnt mean bf3 isnt.

its not only about the combat its also about the physics.

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@kabo123 physics .....you just brought up physics.....its a shame GTA 4 has better physics the BF3 next your going to say bullet drop....give up BF3 isn't realistic COD isn't realistic..... i guess the only company that can make a realistic game is Rockstar in terms of physics i still can't believe you said that.....

[kabo123]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth graphics, athmosphere, things like suppression, yes also bullet drop, SOUND they have the best sound in a fps game that i have experienced. or stuff like the HUD of the tanks and helicoters look almost as the real ones. movement of soldiers, etc.

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@kabo123 sound is one thing that dice does well but atmosphere come on i set a better mood when i fap and suppression is something that i over come very well its called flanking and bullet drop i would say it was good but i can kill people with an AR at the same range as a sniper but funny there is no bullet drop for those weapons hmmmmmm

[PuresG1ft]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth kill someone with an ar 300 metres away and there´s bullet drop for every weapon ... as i said - you played the beta on one map and you are judging the whole game ... you suck

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@PuresG1ft Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha really 300 meters let me give you a little advice that is under a quarter mile away and the efftive range of the M16 is between 550- and 800 meters

[bjmben88]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth i <3 rockstar physics

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@bjmben88 you and me both

[bjmben88]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth :)

[Elghast]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth bro just give up will you? ARMA is realistic but not immersive! BF3 is the definitive FPS because everything in the game gives you a sense of awe and accomplishment! From helping out teammates in need while mortar shots are storming around to endless air to air combat to silly stuff like c4-ing a jeep and slamming into a tank! BF3 is the game paying players deserve. While since IW broke CoD and Activision have started pissing in everyone's mouths with lame repetitive games

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@Elghast You started this not me i made my comment and moved on a had nice chat with a few people that actually made some sense you sir are a BF fanboy i actually like the beta and the game its fun but don't call it immersive or realistic any more cause like i said before and i will say again on a physic level its not the best thing out there GTA 4 was better and so was LA Noire immersive its not a fucking RPG its an FPS point and shot its simple oh and IW didn't break COD Treyarch did im out

[kabo123]

@OSOKViciousTheMyth the games doenst have the same engine. maybe rockstar games doesnt reveal their scripts. and also they dont even need so much physics. only for driving and walking.

and physics arent everything.

and making a shooter realistic is fucking hard. you can not simulate real war.

i find mw3 and bf3 "realistic shooters" of course war isnt like that and there are stull like killstreaks but still they are meant to be realistic. (you cant do superpowers for example)

[OSOKViciousTheMyth]

@kabo123 i see where your coming from