Rant Request #2: Gaelen Weston

[Edwinward]

Your TV is helping you veg out just fine, believe me. What you need are more hot chicks (or cool guys that can get hot chicks without threatening you) peddling their shit. You're fucking cupboards would be full of Presidents Choice products if you thought they could somehow get your sorry ass laid by association. I bet you reek of Axe sex-in a-can don't you?

[larryg271]

Go to a new Doctor and get me right meds. Clearly your current prescription is not working.

[mcuten]

"Isn't the face of the company supposed to make you want to buy the food?!"

Haha!

[antheridia]

ssssssleaze!

I LOVE YOU!