Crabcakes & Football

[MrGrahameister]

To all of you maryland haters, UP YOURS



[redcthulhu]

Ball So Hard.

[mata94ventura]

yum yum yum yumyum yum... thats we call a "Sack Lunch"

[daredizzle10]

more like crabcakes and lax..

[billr274]

410 all damn day

[golyg]

@billr274 don't forget the old school 301

[SWest00072]

Crabcakes and football - thats what Maryland does!!! Yeah!!! LOL

Umm, sans the football.  Maryland SUCKS at football!!!!!

[JohnBrody23]

@SWest00072 The Ravens are a good team you retard.

[quaddude2501]

@SWest00072 maryland is known for their football and lacrosse programs.........far from sucking at football

[Raiderbaseballp9]

@quaddude2501 I've never heard of Maryland being good at footballl.... LAX yes... but not football....

[quaddude2501]

@Raiderbaseballp9 its true.... Maryland has great football programs.....not as good as texas....but it competes very well with florida programs

[Raiderbaseballp9]

@quaddude2501 Are we talking about High School? College? or Pro?

[Raiderbaseballp9]

@quaddude2501 Btw, MD only had 3 ranked teams in the top 100 in every level.... And MD sucks at College football.... and the Ravens dont even count... because they arent from/recruited to come to MD... they are paid to come...

[tgibs15]

@Raiderbaseballp9 your fucking retarded maryland college won the military bowl last year

[Raiderbaseballp9]

@tgibs15 thats something to be proud of..... you win a bowl that doesnt mean anything... good job!

[NervousChills]

@Raiderbaseballp9 by that logic, no pro sports teams count.

[Raiderbaseballp9]

@NervousChills pro sports dont count.... (I say that because most colleges have home state people that make up the football team, unlike pro) but lets just say they do... the Ravens... when was the last time they won a super bowl? its been a while....

[REESEFUL25]

GO REDSKINS CAUSE CAKES AND FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MARYLAND GO MARYLAND! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[josephrinzo]

Lololol @ Vince Vaughn face

[MissMelanieMoss]

Freaking love Maryland

[quaddude2501]

Crab cakes, football, fishing, and lawn mowers.. thats what Maryland does!!!!

[wnova24]

@evilskittlemonster virginia is maryland's mexico

[poetmm]

that scene was funny as hell from a great movie

[whitelephant2]

and no one cares about Lacrosse outside of the East coast, this is America, we like football and grilling

[whitelephant2]

and no one cares about Lacrosse, this is America, we like football and meat.

[WolverinesApprentice]

I live in southern Maryland, and the Northenern Marylanders make fun of my accent, so i guess we are a bit of everywhere. We're just getting Lacrosse though, and we do actual crabbing, and actually eat them from the shells, rather than go buy the cakes. BEST PLACE IN AMERICA: Maryland. Just a fact.

[HockeyLuvr101]

Whoooo i live in the richest state! So what if our teams suck, we still got an assload of money! Ohh yeah and im from Baltimore and i've never spoken like MerrrLend, or wooder,  or warsh, or ballmore (maryland, water, wash, baltimore). Only certain people do, just to enlighten those who aren't natives to MD. Actually, the people in the north talk more like that than Bmore natives lol

[UMDFAN20]

moco baby

[iloveOVIE8]

MoCo Whaddupp?

[KSUAlum10]

actually maryland does lacrosse more than it does football.

[flappy188]

@KSUAlum10 yeh but this movie is ten yrs old and they didnt them, dumbass!

[KnightsSportsLeader]

@flappy188 actually for almost, if not more than, 20 years, maryland has had one of the best lacrosse program in the nation.

[andrew92L]

@evilskittlemonster maryland is virginias canada

[Linsly52]

@andrew92L Virgina has no pro sports teams

[andrew92L]

@Linsly52 eat shit

[Linsly52]

@andrew92L Just stating a fact dude. Although I havn't checked to see if they have pro curling.

[zippyman818]

Maryland has always been "America in miniature."

"Hey Hon, we got everything except a salt lake. Wanna go downey ocean d'er Hon?"

[JeffM13579]

@evilskittlemonster

hahaha. good reasoning bro. sounds like quite the state

[bmoretharealest410]

pg chillin all day

[Laqesha1]

PG County all day and everyday!

[bevans52]

@evilskittlemonster so vagina is our mexico

[JohnBrody23]

@evilskittlemonster Lol Marylands a shithole named after a woman.

[miccidudedavid]

Iron and ice crashes.. thats what Minnesota does!

[JohnBrody23]

@miccidudedavid And spam.

[miccidudedavid]

@JohnBrody23 Spam?

[JohnBrody23]

@miccidudedavid Yeah the spam museum is in Austin MN. Spamtown USA, surprised you don't know your own state very well.

[miccidudedavid]

@JohnBrody23 Dude I know about it but I didnt know that u meant the Spam Museum

[therealjakegreen]

@hunkola if there's any left, they probably all killed themselves earlier this season when we fucking killed you.

[therealjakegreen]

@hunkola you suck your dad off with that mouth? nigger? i thought you were from shitsburg, not alabama. we're actually about to let ray loose so he can murder all of penis-lvainya

[quaddude2501]

Maryland is the shit......we hav mountains..flat land...a beach...lakes...evrything!!!!.­...............that only thing that sucks about maryland is all the fucking poison ivy....i hate that shit

[Hunkola]

I've been to Baltimore a few times.........and it's true.......they only care about crabcakes and football

[halo3nerd77]

@Hunkola lol on the baltimore game last night it showed chefs making crab cakes haha

[Hunkola]

@halo3nerd77 --- LOL.....I think they need to change the saying to "Crabcakes and sucking on the Steelers' cock --- that's what Maryland does!"

[therealjakegreen]

@Hunkola sexual assult and getting a broken fucking nose, that's what shitsburg does. there are more interesting things going on in antarctica than in pittsburg. worst city in the country. fuck, PA in general is a waste of space. lame cities and amish people aren't too much to be proud of. don't even try to get back at me, we already beat you, and we'll do it again.

[Hunkola]

@therealjakegreen --- You sound like a typical Baltimore queer......so bitter that the Steelers own you -- year in and year out......we are superior in every way and it burns a hole in you......so let that hate kill you slowly, bitch......I could care less about your faggoty state

[therealjakegreen]

@Hunkola that's why you commented in the first place right? that's why you looked up crab cakes and football right? queer? faggot? how progressive of you. PA is fucking lame. everybody leaves that state because nothing goes on there. i couldn't begin to tell you the amount of people that flock here from all over that boring ass state. come on dude, when rocky and the office are the most interesting things you have to offer it's time to give it up.

[Hunkola]

@therealjakegreen --- LOL, I can feel the bitterness slowly eating you alive on the inside......you Baltimore cocksuckers are crying queers because you know the Steelers OWN you as our little nigger bitches.......we have 6 Lombardi Trophies and all you ass-clowns have are black and blue marks after you play us......LMAO......your jealousy is so evident in your words, dumbo......hey did Ray Lewis murder any more innocent people?

[laxin221]

@Hunkola hahaha that's why we owned you 3 and 0 this season and you got knocked out first round, just had to say it lol suck it

[murda805]

HAHAHAHAHA

[PennStateChemE]

l0l i love vince's face when hes saying that

[masterchiefer123]

@twazl634

well then you must be from the hick ass southern part of md cus i said baltimore like baltimore. ocean like ocean and washington like washington gtfo here. lol who the fuck called baltimore bawlmer. and ocean and oshin, theres no difference lol wtf doppleganger like shit

[masterchiefer123]

wow...someone actually put this up.. i kind of knew someone would, because whenever Maryland is mentioned in a movie, people from Maryland go all crazy because we're never mentioned ever cus this state fucking sucks balls. Who fucking cares about this stupid movie and that stupid quote get the fuck out of here

[quaddude2501]

@masterchiefer123 i hav a genius idea thats gonna bow ur mind!!!!!!!!! if u hate maryland so much...why dont u move?

[lololmao7]

@evilskittlemonster I HATE this fucking state

[Hunkola]

" Crabcakes and football --- that's what Maryland does".........so said the ugly douchebag

[Ph33rM3h]

@JohnBrody23 that's what football players say because us laxers get laid hella more than u

[JohnBrody23]

@evilskittlemonster MD and VA both suck balls so it's ok, all about PA

[bonesnstars]

Love the way he punches air.

[plzhealme]

Black tea and football that's what england does. I always shout this one out when I watch man united scoring against Barcelona, A.C. milian, and etc..

[xperezx7]

new england clam chowder.... thats what MASSACHUSETTS does

vince makes a funny ass face like WTF is this guy dooing

[NickzJayz23]

FTW!!!

[nikwagh]

LOL why is everyone bragging about Maryland? The guys a douche and what hes saying is retarded hence the look on Vince Vaughns face.

[EfeKs2]

look at vince vaughn looking at him goin "wat the fuckk??"

[philipjmartin]

Hell yeah! Packers beware!  P-burgh, your goin' down!!

[TCSkillz3310]

PA, best football state :)

[quaddude2501]

bull shit i was born and raised in maryland and we all kno that oklahoma is the football state

[TCSkillz3310]

PA is an awesome football state all around.

[GTH8991]

@quaddude2501 if anything itd be texas, florida, or cali. no okie is ever good in my book.

[quaddude2501]

@GTH8991 u must be fucking high as a kit.....u serious about cali being a football state

[MStheBest3480]

i say this quote all the time haha..and i love vince vaughns face hhaha

[motorhead101]

bay area football runs a train on the rest of the country.

[jlev14]

CALI IS BEST

[Jalkotsu]

so true. im so glad im growing up here. its the shit.

its so chill.

[Jalkotsu]

MOCO BITCHES.

[Critle822842]

this part is like so funny why he said we dont know but

[jesser89]

Well you get 5 feet away from a Baltimore City bum and you'll generally know the stench I'm talking about.

[masterchiefer123]

@jesser89

ive seen bums take huge doo doo's while eating a McChicken at city hall a.k.a. shitty hall

[jesser89]

New Jersey smells like a bums ball sack and New York would dominate Maryland in Lax, so you can't use that. If you look a little closer into this comment by Carson Elrod, you may or may not remember the former Colt and greatest quarterback of all time changing the game of Football, Yes, Johnny Unitas.

[fearandloathing08]

You've smelled a bum's ball sack?

....Gross

[jlmys14]

dont really know how you can say that new york dominates maryland in lax, that's an idiotic statement. maryland is unparalled at the collegiate level. schools like Hopkins, Maryland, UMBC, Towson, Navy, Loyola, Salisbury, and even junior colleges like Catonsville and Anne Arundel are continously some of the tops in the country

[sure1313]

@jlmys14 Really? Unparalleled? MD only has 2 schools that rank in the top 100 according to US news. They are known for crabs because really, no other state gives a shit about them. And football? Certainly not at the NCAA level or below.

[HurricaneXR]

@sure1313 u jelly?

[planetbluesrfr63]

1. how did johnny unitas change the game? and 2. johns hopkins is the best and thats in MD (besides Syracuse this year)

3. u obviously havent been to NJ

[akjoe92]

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. haha will farrel says that in step bros.

[JohnBrody23]

@jesser89 Lax is gay though. Real men play football. That's why no one even knows what the fuck your league is called. 1 and done.

[outsidethebox922]

vince vaughn looks like such a creeper... 0:06

[poetmm]

@outsidethebox922 lol that face was wtf face he gave him though

[mike0930]

maryland is the first time i ever had seafood other then like a fish sandwich from mcdoanlds, Crablegs in Ocean City... I actually agree there are a couple states that im seriously debating raising a family and maryland def one of them, there or NJ

[andrea32090]

ew new jersey is nasty. md got voted best schools. montgomery county is prolly the best place but i was raised in frederick

[mike0930]

ya but NJ is like top 5 best school and NO DOUBT there are some parts of new jersey that are def. nasty... Nj though has 4 out of top 10 richest counties in the country. I was born in Morris County number 2 on that list behind fairfax VA?

[MattL921]

Fairfax county is generally ranked better than montgomery county. Montgomery County is Northern VA's Canada

[RingDragon21]

Fairfax?! Are you fukkin' kidding me? Ranked better in what?

[ureallysuckglobes]

lol Virginia.

[Linsly52]

Amen I'm only 16 but ive lived in Maryland my whole life and i love it (and crabcakes and football). Best State.

[CLiv51]

our teams arent awful

except for the orioles

but then again this is a football state

Ravens = 2009 SB champs lol

[pecdec8705]

they forgot Lacrosse!

[jta6443]

its true

[3Equis]

Crabcakes and (sucking at) football, that's what Maryland does!

I think that's what he meant

[basketball08]

haha, who watch this clip because of the link from Michael Silver's Gameface article?

[GTH8991]

yeah bud, if you live here you pronounce it meralin

[envy10397]

lmfao haha vaughns face is priceless in that scene

[zanessa4lyfe1994]

i luved how jeremy was lookin at him when he said tht

[Jacobzi]

Why can't I find a vid for the part: Now thats a sack lunch...num num num num num LOL LOL I love that part

[larma7]

Fucking priceless!

[anyonebutyouNjersey]

hahahah vince vaughns face is priceless when he's looking at him

[kdedwards]

Its Maryland not meralin LMAO!!

[kairi96]

Crabcakes and footbalL! that's what meralin does!!

[thesquonkstear]

Yes! "Num num num num!" Hahahaha-- this wild weasel stole the movie!

[patterp09]

incest and coal mining...that's what west virginia does!

[evilcartman32]

@patterp09 hhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhaa..whew..­thank you for the laugh..

[jimE15]

Crab cakes, yeah....football, not so much. LET'S GO MOUNTAINEERS!!