The Office - Stanley's Dream

[t3hrasterbator]

SWAG dream..I would do that, too.

[MultiJohniee]

compared to its usual bushiness



[MultiJohniee]

his mustache looks fake

[ericNsarah2010]

he would be awesome at playing cleveland from family guy/cleveland show. very cool.

[foilseal]

@ericNsarah2010 you are dumber than a dead nigger

[ericNsarah2010]

Im not going to have a racist chat with a guy who has problems with skin pigment (even though i'm damn near albino, and a ginger),But if you'd like to debate me on the fact that he does or does not look like cleveland brown from the cartoon I'm all ears. Otherwise, go ahead and knock MY hair or skin. I'm ok with it,since you don't really seem capable of arguing on my initial comment.

[ericNsarah2010]

@ericNsarah2010 Hey P.S., you gotta get a new line bro. "dumber than a dead n**ger" makes it look like your racist, which is what you were probably going for. But the problem is, if a dead n**ger is dumb, than you think a live one is smart. So go ahead and clarify, bigot.

[foilseal]

@ericNsarah2010 You responded to your own comment, so it's pretty clear now that you're mildly retarded at best.

[pdoll96]

@foilseal if you can't put 2 and 2 together and realize that he was just adding to the comment he was directing at you you're more retarded than you THINK he is. And I'm not going to argue with a racist who is just going to come up with something to have the last word so I won't be replying to anything else from you...just couldn't resist putting my 2 cents in :b

[foilseal]

@pdoll96 if you tube messages mean that much to you, you should probably consider killing yourself

[foilseal]

@pdoll96 oooh i'm racist. i'm glad you cleared that up. after all, i was thinking that blacks and their "contribution" to american society was the problem. now i know it is me who is the problem. you sure put me in my place!

[foilseal]

@ericNsarah2010 fyi, blacks in america have an average IQ of 82 when living. it drops significantly upon death..close to 82 points. so, to clarify, i suspect your IQ lies in the 0 to -40 range. this might be hyperbole on my part, but the more important issue here is why did you write "n**ger" instead of "nigger". are you so brainwashed, liberal, that even quoting someone's use of "nigger" without censorship makes you bad? you are a ridiculous person.

[ericNsarah2010]

@foilseal trolls dont impress me. expecially when they're racist.

[pdoll96]

@ericNsarah2010 I thought he WAS Cleveland until I looked it up.

[ericNsarah2010]

@pdoll96 right on man, right on. lol

[PCSHORTS]

I have the exact same dream! O_O

[Battybatzgirl]

It must have taken true skill to say this line without laughing

[AngstFisch]

That was random 

[MrJobbitto]

Fuke u stupid piece of shite

[tattleboad]

negros dont live in lighthouses!

[narutouzumakifan191]

I aspire to be as cool as Stanley. if only...



[linkfan160]

LOL

[redmage2000]

Lol. The into space part wasn't Stanley being stupid. It would be in case of emergency (as in other people) he would have a button so that NO ONE could reach him. Seriously people how do you not get this?

[ps31rokursox]

"And nobody knows I live there..."

[LaromZenshin]

People's dreams, never end!

[WayoftheSaiyan]

I would listen to audiobooks by Stanley

[Mastas999]

@WayoftheSaiyan lol so would I

[1991Historybuff]

me too mate

[Zh0rik]

Did he ever tried to talk like Cleveland?

[YouKnowThatYouDont]

it was funny up until the whole "launching the lighthouse into space" bit. Unless he was being sarcastic, then it's funny again.

[OfficialBenP]

...and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!

[Niklastard]

i want that button, i tried the like button but nothing happened

[SnakeSkin950]

He's losing it

[PsychoNarwhal]

This made me go awwwww

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

I wished this was MLK's dream

[CyanideSpittle]

@OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D nope

[TheSunderstorm]

He can put his extra toaster in the lighthouse :D

[nusua]

This is also the scene where Stanley sounds most like Morgan Freeman.

[3Dcookie22]

DID HE STUTTAH?

[kvmairforce]

Sometimes I also dream this when I read Youtube comments.

[Nekovalkyrja]

I admire this man's dream.

[TomQuoVadis]

So basically...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[fishgul69]

@TomQuoVadis ...........YES. I WISH TO AWARD YOU MANY INTERNET POINTS FOR THAT.

[bubblez2454]

that has to be the ONLY stupid thing stanley has ever said XD

[Eroo5]

@bubblez2454 its not stupid..

[Ozzmaster2112]

@bubblez2454

Stupid? This? HARDLY.

[morrow1298]

@bubblez2454 ...shove it up your butt

[MarsellusWallace]

@bubblez2454 He's not being stupid. This is actually completely in-character for Stanley. He's always the burnt out, don't-give-a-shit guy of the office, and his dream in this scene is basically to get the hell away from everybody else.

So basically, yeah I agree with what redmage2000 just said.

[difficultsyllables]

@bubblez2454 How is that stupid? It's his dream, he doesn't expect to actually do it

[jacketnipple]

@bubblez2454 I think "SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT" is way more stupid than this... and funny XD

[DrHipeeMan]

@bubblez2454 "shove it up your butt" ?



[mknbfm]

Amen there Stanley!!!!

[jovan180]

lol i watched this so many times...

[zigaholsk]

How'd he keep a straight face while saying this?

[klarth]

@zigaholsk that gotta be he hardest scene EVER to be filmed

[alexamerling20]

gotta love Stanley XD

[UngratefulLiving420]

hahaha stanley is the man