Ahmad the Terrorist

[ljackso]

Very FUNNY! FYI Muslims have very small penis'

[fresh72]

lmao classic

[muhamedand1]

im muslim dont panic

ALLAH IS ONE

[TottingCowboy]

LOL, Buddists also believe Buddah is one and so do various other religions.

[dvaintsogr8]

lmao

[zayoodman]

silence i kill you

[gondal77]

not funny...

[daniellarockstar1]

ue jelus cuz ur not funy and he's funny AND famous...

[german1033]

AHMED YA RABBAK NOT AKMED

[spongebobmx]

my boss says the same line and speaks exactly like him

[KALABANDUR]

u cant spell.... but i love him :D have you got any other vid's

[signeth]

i loooooove him! : DD

he is so funny!

[dadecountyhustler305]

Muhammad (piss be apon him) LOL!

[livepeace4life]

thats really not funny.

[kingkongsam9]

thank you its really not funny at all

[broora116]

What's your problem?! What kind of person are you? You aren't any better; you even spelled Upon wrong!

[Haloguyofmars]

May god curse you. I hope you die. You do not deserve to live and it is not funny. IF YOU DIE I WOULD LAUGH TO DEATH!

[tastedflight]

"IF YOU DIE I WOULD LAUGH TO DEATH"

"He who mocks the poor shows contempt for their Maker; whoever GLOATS over disaster will not go unpunished." -Proverbs 17:5

You're right, you WOULD laugh to DEAT, seeing that the ORIGINAL scriptures read that anyone who gloats over a misfortune towards someone will not be left UNPUNISHED. And no, not one Christian or Jew will put you to death, that's something you're gonna have to deal with on Judgment day when you stand before Yehovah the REAL God.

[chickensupdude]

fuck you gay azz muslim!

[SSQaradaxi]

muslim the one and everybody will see in future,

so you butter shut your dame mouth and keep your lazy azz quite

[shirgit]

5.44 LOL

[Agentsly96]

cool vid tootting cowboy

[NightElf98]

lol its achmed watch my fav of it

[yasmiina112]

is this haram>?

[TottingCowboy]

No sister its 100% halal, just like Muhammad having sex with a child.

[w0bbl3r]

hah, good one

[TheFoolCrazy]

screw you..Muhammed haveing sex with a child??

go fuck yourself.

[lilzaccyboy]

LOL SOO MUCH

[sweetrose1459]

i luv this video it is so funny

[moncy84]

good job,thanks for posting it

[XxMewLunaxX]

" I KILL YOU"

xD

[qusmodar99]

listen you jewish mother fucker im a nazi and im so glad grand master king hitler fucked your great ansector's up the ass you stupid big nosed mother fucker fucking jew , take this shit off now before i report to government to sue you and youtube you motherfucker

[TottingCowboy]

Oops! You just did a BIG sin in Islam, you equaled Hitler with allah by calling him your "grand master." That is the one sin allah does not forgive hahahahah blind Muslims XD

[qusmodar99]

the funny thing is jewish fuck im no for a fact ur jewish as your english makes no sense

[TottingCowboy]

Im a former Muslim, the quran clearly states if you equate Allah with a partner (as what you did by calling Hitler your 'grand master') he will NEVER forgive you hehe, but not to worry allah is not real and he's most defiantly not the God of Israel.

[qusmodar99]

fuk u

[TottingCowboy]

hehe, its ok allah cant touch you but now that you know there is a true God out there you have no excuse not to open your heart to him.

[deathbleach123]

Allah forgives idiot

Allah is the arabic word for god.dumass

[TottingCowboy]

When its a Muslim its not a title its the actual name, when it comes to Arab Christians its just a title, because the God of the Scriptures already has a name which is Yahweh.

[MAJORyelle]

totting cowboy is a faggot

[TottingCowboy]

I'd be more worried about Muhammad sexuality, from what we can read he tongue kissed men, he had a gay living in his house, he once allowed a man to sleep with him under his dress yikes may I say fag alert? ;)

[omarelturk]

U fucking Jewish bastard!

[TottingCowboy]

Omar, take a look at my video about what Muhammad had to say about the Turkish people.

Cheers,

[xxNadinaAtlantaxx]

hahah so funny

:d

[spongeboop5]

this is so funny! A-C....flem....

silence! i kill you!

[modude2009]

fuck u rascist bitch

[TottingCowboy]

How is it racist?

[roo00oo7y]

loolz

funny terrorist

funny Akhhhhhmad

lool

I like his laughing

hahahahahaaaa

Silence ... I kill you

thanks for uploading it

roo00oo7y

[Sid2547]

HEAH U FUCKING IDIOT u are RASSCIST U KNOW!!!!!!MUSLIM DONT MAKE FUN OF OTHER RELIGON UR RELIGON MAKE FUN OF US!!!HOPE ALLAH SENTENCE U TO HELL~!!!

[TottingCowboy]

What racial feature that all muslims possess did I make fun of? Learn what words mean before using them.

[neveragain2589]

"silence... I kill you"

lol

[JONtwoandahalf]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha­hahhahahhahahahhah

[tazaroo91]

this is so racist against all muslims..

[TottingCowboy]

And what racial features that all Muslims possesses is this video making fun of?

[mirage236]

look tottingcowboy i respect your religion. about 3000years ago i dont know but around that allah sent down the first religion, jewisim. after that allah told them that there will be another religion coming with another prophet,which was christianity. some jews didnt believe that so they disobeyed god. after christianity came god told them again that there will be another prophet coming with a new religion and the final one and they all must follow it. it was mohammad with islam....

[TottingCowboy]

Im sorry but youve been lied to, the God of the Israelites had a name and it was not "allah" its Yahweh, he himself said that was his PERSONAL name. And if you understood and read the Scriptures you would see how false Islams claims about being divine are. I just pray that you open your eyes before its too late. PS. As a Muslim you are not allowed to respect me the quran tells you, that you have to treated people like me like poo poo.

[adamicko]

what in g_ds name are u talking about? did u just make all this up?

[TottingCowboy]

No,

[palistineguyahmad]

Umm, I'm sorry to disturb you with these ignorant Muslims. In Islam, Moses and Jesus were great prophets to all of us, but Prohpet Muhammad (PBUH), in our words, is the greatest for his contribution to Islam, and his spreading. Theres no need for anger, basically, misunderstanding?

[TottingCowboy]

Christians and Jews notice how he only placed a "PBUH" on Muhammad and not Jesus and Moses. Muslims love to say this but its a lie, they completely reject the Torah and Gospels, not only that but they have their own distorted stories about Jesus and Moses which completely conflict with history and whats said in Scriptures. And concerning Isa, he was a failed prophet which with the deceptive help of Allah created "Christianity" not only that but the Isa of the Quran endorsed his mother to lie.

[haunter4lyf]

do u want to live

[TottingCowboy]

Do you want to live? Because right now your spiritually dead, rotten with the filth of Islam. I invite you to Yahshua, the bread of life, with him there is no death.

[Nectern]

its funny how tooting cowboy is ripping on every religon except his so lets stop repliyn no matter wat he's says about us and let him see wat happens when the time comes

[TottingCowboy]

Ive got a better idea how about we make a small comment on tottingcowboys video, fill it with grammatical errors, say that if he doesn't stop insulting our prophet (piss be apon him) we will run faster than Muhammad did when his own people accused him of being demon possessed.

[Njc1214]

u guys are so stupid man .. u ppl who are not muslim dont talk about islam its not posible u know it more than us ... everybody discreminates and everyone is biased .. everyone has there own point of veiw .. but when u put it on a website like that .. you jst become a hated person seriously .. i now hate everyone that wrote and i think of u as stupid and i really dont think im the only one jst no one was bothered to write this everyone knows it though

next time keep it to yourself

[sweetypie824]

dude ur profile picture is soooo gay!!!

[TottingCowboy]

This typically coming from a Muhammadian. I understand you and your god satan hate Israel because through her the Savior of the world was born.

[Nectern]

if you WERE muslim you'd now we use the prophet Muhammad (S.A.W.) as a romodel and follow in his footsepts we dont worhship him we worship Allah

[TottingCowboy]

Thats what they want you to believe, but think about this, if someone Insults Allah they have 3 days to repent, if someone say something bad about Muhammad they are immediately killed. As you rightly said your told to follow Muhammads example as shown in the sunnah, but Muhammad didnt even follow what allah said, allah said you cant have more than 4 wifes, Muhammad had over 10. Muhamamd is your god, allah was his excuse to get what he wanted, I just pray that you will see this.

[Nectern]

actually why the prophet had more than 10 wives was because allah said to help them me myself im not to knowlegdable about his wives but prophet sulayman had more than 1000 wives so you know that not only muslims belive in prophe sulayman

[TottingCowboy]

Thing is we are not told to follow Solomans example, Muslims are ORDERED by allah to follow Muhammads example thus marrying more than 4 women is legit, also where did allah say muhammad can have more wifes as a special one time thing? Proof please.

[Nectern]

im lokking it up anyway be happy with your religon i'll tell you when i find out it might take a while and the reason we are SUPPOSED to follow the prophet muhammads is because he was the best the 5 who were major were the prophet muhammad, isa(Jesus), musa(Moses),Ibrahim(ABRAHAM),N­uh(?)

[TottingCowboy]

So your saying Muhammad was creator than Jesus and Moses? Careful there, I can trap you with just that.

[Nectern]

did you you mean greater or the creator?

[TottingCowboy]

greater

[jiimmy567]

maan if u were a christian you would be more tolerant of other religons and not bash them for their beliefs

[TottingCowboy]

When Yahshua went to the Temple and saw all the filth and sin that was taking part he was not tolerant, he was angry, used his voice and forced them out. In the Bible we are told not to tolerate evil and false teachings (thus Islam) but we are not told to use violence rather we are to use the Word, the Truth.

[missranda28]

who the fuck are u to say that muslims talk like that, thats one of them and im another too, and ur a racist bastard u no. wat are u a jew.... no wonder man u guys suck u guys wanted to kill jesus wat dumasses ha ha ha

u no muslims respect other religions u no .... but see your gay and dont understand that so fuck you and ur family.... go to hell u bitch

[TottingCowboy]

Nectern your Muslim brother was the one who said those filthy words, I can only assume it was from his Islamic faith. I'm not a Israelite but I support them big time over Islam. I a former Muslim now Christian. Islam does not respect any other religions infact allah only accepts one and the others have to be destroyed.

[multiplayerchaos10]

dude this is the funniest video!!!!!!

[nat1fan]

u guys trying to say arabs suck im arab and i think its funny

[TottingCowboy]

Nope, Ive talked with a few Arab Christians and theyre wonderful people. We're saying Muslim Arabs like Ahmed "suck"

[LADYSMILEZ16]

umm 1st of all dont call ppl pieces of shit and 2nd this video rox

[jessepink16]

im 11 and i said wow i love this video who ever does not like it is a peice of shit

[jessepink16]

funny video ive watched almost my life i think its the funniest video on earth and i almost peeped my pants

[Nectern]

hey this is a Muslim right here {ME} anyway this isn't to offending cause how many funny fake jesus stuff i saw so is just for humor but dont get carried away.

[TottingCowboy]

You should be offended by this because Ahmed possesses all the traits of a "good" muslim =)

[Nectern]

i dont cause thats not a good muslim there are two types shia and suni the shia are the afgan some of paki and etc but the suni is like saudi arabia somalia etc. if you know wat a good muslim is you will be shocked

[TottingCowboy]

A good Muslim is one who follows the sunnah of Muhammad and his rag tag team of terrorists. Infact in the Quran theres a direct order from allah in sura 3 aya 31

[buckees]

tottingcowboy ur a jackass how would u no are u that obsessed with us

[TottingCowboy]

I love exposing how stupid muhammad and his imaginary friend allah were. =)

[buckees]

u jackass ur so dumb so basically ur saying that u dont believe in God u bastard theyre the same thing ignorant son of a bitch

[TottingCowboy]

I believe in God but I dont believe in a Arabian rock shrine =)

[buckees]

that makes no sense its like ur saying u believe in God but when it comes to Arabic u dont what a dumbass

[TottingCowboy]

I understand this who "allah" argument. Its very simple the Arab Christians only use "allah" as a title but Muslim Arabs use it as a personal name for their rock shrine. Also you have to keep in mind if these Arab Christians used something else they would have been killed.

[buckees]

no they wouldnt get ur facts straight

its just his name in arabic

[TottingCowboy]

If that was the case then ALL english qurans would have "GOD" or "LORD" instead of "allah"

But since his actual name is "allah" they didnt transliterate it.

[786geezer]

he was a million times clever then u AND HE WAS ILLETERATE U DUMB FOOL. grow up and open ur eyes we are all human (and u, so act like 1, and respect 1 another)

[TottingCowboy]

Clever? He told men to drink camel urine because "its good for you", Muhammad was a satanic fool from the day he was conceived, but not to worry he'll spend eternity in darkness and everlasting torture, but fortunately for you, the opportunity is still there for you.

[buckees]

wtf u talking about camel urine what did ur gay ass mom drop u on ur head when u were a baby people dont translate it because the people who are reading the english quran dont know what his name in english is its common sense u stupid bitch and wherever the hell ur getting ur facts tohey are as stupid and idiotic as u r

bitch

[TottingCowboy]

Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234

So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine).

Brother you have to drink camel urine, Muhammad (piss be upon him) said its good bro.

[Nectern]

you know that not all sahih books are true some of the hadiths aren't like that one it was proven false so listen go back to your gay ass religon have fun i aint repliyn anymore you dont know wat your talking about.

[TottingCowboy]

"not all sahih books are true"

So you know more than your scholars? The word SAHIH means authentic/approved. If you are a Sunni you have to accept this, you have no choice. Unless of course your a Shia, we all know they're not real Muslims anyway =D

[Nectern]

mashallh you know how easy it is too publish a book nowadays.iv'e seen books with the title sahih bukhari written by a christian and not by name the athur as there and said that he changed the original and said "I made it easier to understand"but may allah guide you and i am SH.Abdi Nasr you may not know me. good bye

[TottingCowboy]

Your a fool just sit down.

[AfgPrincess580]

wht do you have against anyone anyway???

i mean why do you put down other religions??

wat do you get out of it??

[TottingCowboy]

I get the satisfaction of knowing satan (the ilah of islam) is loosing and on his knees.

[Nectern]

Fuck you you don't know wat your talking about

[TottingCowboy]

See Christians and Jews this is what a true muslim talks like, what a wonderful religion eh? lol

[hocktigers]

come on man, lets be somewhat respectful. i think if you read what muhammad has done you would know that he is the very farthest thing from satanic.

[TottingCowboy]

What you mean like when he got a old women, tied each side of her to a different camel and then made the camels run in a opposite direction which split this old women in half, just because she was telling the town about how Muhammad was no prophet?

[Black0ps33]

muslims suck XD

[Nectern]

The Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W.) was the best man that ever walked on the earth but i guess that Christians say its Jesus and the jews have thier own but thats not the case its because not all Muslims follow Muhammad (S.A.W.) and some follow Ali (R.A) but i follow the prophet Muhammad (S.A.W.) so i dont wanna start a religious fight but to end this as a good muslim this doesn't offend us cause thats not how we act at all. best respect Nectern

[TottingCowboy]

"I dont wanna start a relgious fight"

Sorry champ but Muhammad threw the first punch back 1400 years ago, we're only defending ourself with the truth =)

[AfgPrincess580]

That is so gay cuz im a muslim too and it aint offending u flipin cowboy

[isaactess]

2nd funnniest video ive ever seen of terrorists!!hilarious 1

[buckees]

it is kinda offending

[TottingCowboy]

yeah to real Quranic observing Muslims.

[AfgPrincess580]

O shut up it aint offending

[TottingCowboy]

Youve most likely been raised in the west, and you most likely dont understand or know Arabic. That explains everything.

[reemxo]

u idiot u dont have an ass lol thats funny

[buckees]

this thing is just too funny

[die4ThisAngel]

haha.. lolzzzzz XD

[patrickLOVESpoo]

yer that ws good

[R3L0ADAJ]

O M G ! This is the MOST hillarious thing ever ... Smoke it up d0od.. lol..

[vrucarakija]

ha ha, Achmed is the funniest dead terrorist ever !