The "Patriots" Don't Act

[cosmicdebris420]

You make some good points but you seem to not realize that all politics are a joke, a puppet show distraction.

[NekiiFTW]

The difference is that Obama is taller and they are jelly.

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

why talk any shit about mike judge

[MrMoomoo789]

it's cus he's black and they are dumb

[azmildman]

I have to agree with T.J. this is so stupid of a NON-issue that we are reminded of the whole B.S. flag lapel pin stupidity. FAUX NEWS is owned by Rupert Murdoch who is the Australian/New Zealander king of (get this) tabloid news. In other words, just like The National Enquirer (who runs stories like "Alien Baby Found in Corn Field In Iowa"), FAUX NEWS makes up stupid things because stupid people will watch because they HOPE LIKE HELL that crazy shit will actually happen.

[zachariasadams1984]

Zero Tolerance = no second chances, no way to learn from past mistakes (cause you can't have a past mistake if the first one gets you ejected from the system)

[VTECZpirates]

Respond to this video...

[CodenameWraith]

Like George Carlin said...

"(They) talk about banning airsoft guns... AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!"

[merolleiro]

In Italy, Berlusconi's TV News mocked a magistrate since he was wearing light blue socks, while smoking a cigarette in a park.

(this magistrate was making investigations on Berlusconi)

[schemerzot]

Ugly tattoo you got there.

[Epicaq]

The Teddy bear will EAT YOU ALL!

[Tarynus]

@Epicaq Say hello to all the nice people, Teddy

"I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS!!!"

[Stellarkyle]

Unlike you, people do actually care about their and other's appearances... 

[mandisencool]

@Stellarkyle is that something to be proud of?

[Stellarkyle]

@mandisencool You can tell a lot about a person by how they dress and carry themselves. Caring about and be prideful of appearances are two different things.

[SmackontheWeb]

@Stellarkyle Of course you can tell a lot about a person by how they dress themselves. If you're a shallow idiot that is...

[Stellarkyle]

@SmackontheWeb You should tell that to the employer at the next job interview you go to! =D

[LMDNYC82]

ur cool and all but god you look BAD for being just 26 lol

[sweetmoonlight88]

i believe there is heaven after this crazy world.

[masonshlton5]

i luv you fox voice follow atheist

[Justinian43]

LOL at my old school in Ecuador (it was christian too) we would buy BB guns with cartridges and plastic BB ammo right next to the school entrance to play during recess and no one banned us or called the police. America is ridiculous a Nerf Gun, BB guns if pointed at your eye could hurt you lol sweet god.....

[BobbyNiggs]

Ron Paul 2012

[TheCrimsonification]

I'm Canadian and even I know the IS National anthem. And the Canadian one. & the Russian one. & the Swedish one. % and the Swiss one. (Swiss...really? Yes, I like hockey.)

[TheCrimsonification]

NERF?! Really? Nerf? Fucking Nerfherders. You have the right to bear arms, but not when they're fake. Then you have to answer to the authorities. If it was real, they'd have to say "It's in the Constitution, nothing to see here." LOL!

[TheCrimsonification]

A tie is a symbol of oppression. The oppressed wear ties as a noose, to display their fidelity. No tie is saying "I'm the Man...FUCK YA'ALL!"

[Erech01]

The 'Joseph Stalin didn't wear a tie' made me laugh. The 'Reagan wore a tie' part made me go into hysterics and i have no idea why. It's probably the combo:P

[mmojica87]

hahaha all of you who love obama are so ignorant. he has been attacking our civil liberties since he took office NDAA extended PATRIOT ACT did not shut down GUANTANAMO BAY did NOT END ANY WAR, ADDED 2 MORE sanctions on IRAN WALL STREET BAILOUTS aggressively promoting war with the RIGHT WING OF ISRAEL to their enemies. Great to see where all the idiots flock.... I hope in his next four years you all get mandatory ID chips shoved up your asses....

[LLew821]

i feel that foxnews were run via Space monkeis 

[danceisfun43]

Why do people wear suits,they look like shit

[AssiVomDienst1]

so true...

[thekeithchannel]

2:18.. If you put that picture at the end of a video with a loud scream noise, I would shit myself

[RIPCompanionCube]

@thekeithchannel my heart jumped when i clicked it.

[captansexypants]

tj what's the tattoo on your knuckle

[brainboxinfinity]

Nerf guns are fricking orange, Epic Logic Fail!!!!

[zEropoint68]

The ridiculous thing is that every single zero tolerance firearms policy having public school in this country has a secondary school science and/or shop unit where the goal of the activity is to build something that shoots projectiles and successfully shoot a projectile out of it in order to receive a legitimate grade that matters to graduating (potato gun, marshmallow gun, model rocket, etc.).

This is how fucking stupid public school system zero tolerance policies are.

[xenxander]

I watch Twilight's reeming a lot. Distressed watcher (IE Amazing atheist) talked a lot about it.

If you can find the site where he posted his old 'distressed watcher' videos, it's fun.

[crh2010]

Oh my god "EVIL SOCIALIST NAZI SYMPATHIZER AFRICAN STALIN SUPPORTER" OBAMA didnt wear a tie...

JESUS CHRIST!!!! CALL THE CIA, FBI, AND POLICE!!! HE CLEARLY HATES MEERICA!!!!

[assassinpics]

Does obama remind anyone else of the black scientist in half-life 1?

[amazingcomedy2]

@assassinpics Lol, kind of. Kind of.

[ThisIsNoise17]

@assassinpics Nah, he mostly reminds me of Louis from Left 4 Dead 1.

[LolTacular01]

That black scientist was Eli. OBAMA IS GOING TO GET ASSASINATED BY AN COMBINE ADVISOR! OH FUK!!!

[o0ZporK0o]

@assassinpics eli vance

[Abbadon380]

AMERICA LAND OF THE WEIRD I MEAN SERIOUSLY WEIRD

[magicidiot12345]

Obama is another puppet, Fox doesn't have a problem with him.

[SapphireSparta]

@magicidiot12345 You are a tool of society.

[magicidiot12345]

@SapphireSparta

Would you mind elaborating? Obama is shit.

[maaam100]

6:56 hahahahahahh

[Darusdei]

it's because it has the word patriot in it. which is automaticaly considered a good thing

[landewebshow]

My 10 yr old brother drew some1 getting shot and the school had a fucking meeting with my dad..

[WrathofGobae]

Pointless comment is pointless.

[juicejon1]

Guess what Ron Paul dosnt support the patriot act either you retard

[lovettodding]

LMAO. The Bristol Palin part.. "Aside from dancing.."

[Guthixpwnsyou]

I got in trouble for 'terrorism' twice at school because I DREW with a couple of friends we were 6 and 8 when this happened but I and a couple of friends drew some fake guns on paper and basically they made a huge deal over it and charged us.

[evanoconnor3082]

and a nerf gun looks nothing like a real gun, nerf guns are yellow/blue and are always very bulky

[Metaljonus4020]

a bull. lol

[heyybrennerr]

i remember wen i was in kindergarden they woodent let us pretend to shoot eachother with our hands in the shape of a gun and say "bang bang" it was pretty ridiculus

[axelasdf]

TTA: Successful troll.

[Shin325]

Is this guy serious? For real?

Ive browsed through a couple of your videos now and i have to say you are perhaps more ignorant of the world around you then most religious people are.

[danerogil]

@Shin325 Just walk away people, ignore him, no need to shed more ink.

[my1name2]

@elsquibbs i meant how can he do all of.

[granolaqueenz]

hahahahahahaha "barack obama, alleged president of the united states"

i love that <3

[HackedGlitch265]

I wouldn't wear a tie as president.

You elected me for my ideas, not my looks/clothing.

[Xyonai3112]

@HackedGlitch265 I'll one-up you on that...I'd do my entire presidency in a speedo. Your move.

[HackedGlitch265]

@Xyonai3112

hmm.

The only thing that would top that is either doing it nude, or doing it in a woman's thong.

I think you won this

[KWGPaintVeins]

@ChopoFiev. Hmm...Healthcare reform...abolishment of don't ask, don't tell...ending combat operations in Iraq...being the mind and commander behind the capture and ELIMINATION of Osama Bin Laden, Who, I don't know if you know this, is responsible for coordinating the attack on the WTC and the killing of thousands of Americans. I'm only touching on major stuff here. Was this a legit enough answer?

[Vahtacen]

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!

[xXZeroClaymoreXx]

Schools do over react. I once drew a evil panda on a desk with a gernade. They pulled me into the office and were about to expel me but I was able to talk them down. They were treating me like I had weapons on me and were freaking out. I had to pull out everything I had to get them to only suspend me for graffiti. They didnt even see the picture I drew until they desided to suspend me.

[OptimusBandATX]

1. Fox News is retarded

2. Obama can't get shit done 'cause of the Conservatives fear-mongering

3. Conservatives are retarded

4. Ties suck.

[eliminatorrAQW]

@OptimusBandATX

5.Rightwings should just die

6,Hamminton Early Childhood Education Centre are retarded

[iKaylind]

@OptimusBandATX I agree with everything.

Except ties. Ties are fucking amazing, you just have to wear them the right way.

[Chopofiev]

What has Obama actually achieved? I want a legitimet answer.

[AngryGerman57]

churchill didnt ware a tie... does that make him a communist?

[deadbabyfromspace]

3:20 oh! oh! oh! i know! i know! one's black and one's white!

[Fleursdelily]

She regrets her son everyday by telling teens to not get pregnant. OH WAIT no she doesn't! Getting fucked passed out drunk was the BEST mistake she ever made because she's still making thousands of dollars off it. Millions of stupids girls have that same story, she's nothing special. Bristol Palin just glorifies being an unwed teen whore with the intellect of a urinal cake through her stupid mother.

[Annobal]

It's funny that he thinks the liberal media is any better. And before you say it, no I'm not defending Fox, just saying that both sides are equally shitty. On to the gun topic: a real gun can be easily painted to look like a nerf gun. Or a nerf gun can be taken apart to conceal a real gun.

[BrandNewBriefcase]

@Annobal When did he say the liberal media was any better?

And on the gun topic, There's a pretty big fucking discrepancy between a nerf gun and an actual gun, and a fucking sandwich can be used to conceal a real gun. Should we reprimand somebody because they suddenly pull a sandwich out of their lunchkit? Not to mention the fact IT WAS A FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD.

[OleFaldmo]

Obama-Bush same shit different color

[Anghellik9]

Actually, Manning is facing 34 charges.

[EMERALDanimations]

It's because Obama is an African American,and if you don't like the first black president and any black president for that matter you're stamped as a racist and noone wants that. However here in Europe we can hate yanks as much as we want because we all don't worry about that,we're not that ridiculous here to just run around yelling racist all the time.

[SSwildfire]

@EMERALDanimations you do realize people liked obama because he promised a bunch of things( lower the debt towards china, end the war, bettter medicare) a bunch of promises exactly what hitler did. im not saying obama is anything like hitler..but just sayn i bet some people voted for obama because he is black. so? people voted for hilary clinton because she is a women and john mccain because he was tortured in vietnam is that right no.

[ftabah]

One of your best videos...

[331998CL]

yo, stop calling ppl faggots for no reason

[GIRlikestocos123]

@331998CL yo, stop being a faggot for no reason.

[GnosticAtheist]

@GIRlikestocos123 You two, get a room.

[gaiyabum]

Late reply, but I wouldn't call it unforgivable...just an excuse to play Hendrix at Woodstock for the national anthem at major sporting events. Because Hendrix was, well, awesome.

[lakostal]

I love when he starts overreacting like 1:10 Always cracks me up

[iCHARRLZ]

Nerf gun? I could understand an airsoft gun, but a bright orange piece of plastic is hardly imitation.

[PatriotRadioMilitia]

msnbc is just as stupid as fox , ON PURPOSE FYI dumbass itis all propaganda , used to divide the country into believing the show. and you are obviously dumb enough to fall for it , , you really think your vote counts? puppet obama is no different than puppe t bush . the tea party is NOT LEGIT itis fake taken over by the system dipshit , the tea party doesnt have paul as there ticket do they ?

[CrazyKing570]

Another good question would be why did so many democrats vote for the extension of the patriot act as well? if the Right is fucking us over and the Left is fucking us over, Who is representing us?

[dgfsdfssf]

Do you wear a tie TJ?

[noneofyourbussniess]

dont insult the monkeys >:(

[bgmiller5]

My point being, the House was taken over by the right because some 80 Tea Party-supported people took office by WINNING ELECTIONS. They aren't making a dent? Maybe they don't have enough in office to do so yet, but it takes a little more time than 2 years to do that. Rand Paul did some 7 hours on the floor on ONE DAY raging AGAINST the Patriot Act renewal. You are so biased you really have no motherfucking clue what you are talking about.

[bgmiller5]

So, let me educate your ignorant ass, Amazing Dickwad. Ron Paul always spoke out against George Bush's policies. Period. Many conservatives started getting wise about Bush towards the end of his first term, but sure as hell didn't want John Kerry in office. By the middle of Bush's second term, many Republicans started liking Ron Paul ideas, that were very opposite Bush's. Unfortunately, in 2008, we had to deal with McCain. In 2010 more people wised up to the Paul's ideas, elections showed this.

[bgmiller5]

Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. Why legitimize Fox News anyway, goddamn.

[smarty358]

This man makes me tingley inside

[MuslimRebelRevolte]

6:13 LOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheAmazingLumberJack]

Even Americans themselves' hate America. And that's saying something.

[DarthFennec]

You should run for president. Fuck I'd vote for you.

[BabeioAlexiaaa684]

lØl_i_fèÊl_sÖ_lòÑèly_todäY

[Hannahdabeast]

Fucking France's president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed up at the G8 summit fucking wasted. And France was like, "Silly Sarkozy. Regarde! Croissants! J'aime croissants."

[flanker2020]

why is every atheist on the planet a useless, long-haired do-nothing pseudo-intellectual hippie puke piece of shit? that's actually a serious question.

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@flanker2020 So the 80% of scientists that are atheist are "useless, long-haired do-nothing pseudo-intellectual hippie puke piece of shit"?

[TheWoodstock2009]

@fromdirttodustpro1 actually that's 95 % of the scientists xD

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@TheWoodstock2009 Your comment made me Lol so hard. Don't know why, but it did.

+10 internets to you

[TheWoodstock2009]

@fromdirttodustpro1 YAAAAAY +10 INTERNETS!! :)

[TheCryoScales]

@fromdirttodustpro1 I think it's more then 80%

[victoneter]

@fromdirttodustpro1 93% of all scientists are atheists.

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@victoneter I figured it would be in the 90s, but I didn't know so I used 80 to be safe.

[madtrade]

@fromdirttodustpro1

that 80% look like a "useless, long-haired do-nothing pseudo-intellectual hippie puke piece of shit"

i love how people send out number for the sake of arguing without reference :>

[fromdirttodustpro1]

@madtrade Google percentage of scientists that are atheists, the figure is between 80-95%, I used the lowest number I found to be save. Either way my point is still valid.

[ShooterCinema]

@fromdirttodustpro1

you mean 95%

[micahjava]

@fromdirttodustpro1 you mean 84.54%.

[matchu4444]

@flanker2020 Common troll you can do better then that!! Let's have it!!

[SirenoftheSouth]

My high school banned head bands, you could not wear head bands or bandanas or scarves. But they let a guy wear a dress? wtf.

[020100345]

get a shave u lazy ass liberal

[bilbob7624]

what's with the commercial?

[tracygonecrazy1]

You're right ! Bristol Palin hasn't done shit. So maybe she should get the nobel peace prize instead.  Isn't that the prize you get these days for not having done shit ?

[EdwardElric174]

UN,forgive,a bull

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@KennyFlameOfFire Sorry mate, you're not amazing. You're a dumbass.

[civwarfan]

@TheFreebornFanatic I know! I always get frustrated with those people.

[Tokyuuu]

Seriously a Tie......good job fox. 

[Sabohaque]

@MrMcraepv I always thought it was a ring.

[Spelunker0211]

Love everything you stand for TheAmazingAtheist, Keep up the good work guy

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

poo

[54MProductions]

and between you and me, she wasn't wearing a tie!

[GoldenCrusader93]

amazing vid^^



[Fatbunny01]

My school will expell a kid for bringing in a f**king SQUIRT GUN!! LOL.

[GrayKnight3445]

0:05 damn someone get that man a coffee stat!

[MooseEatsBear]

Now what exactly is the song at 3:30?

[manictiger]

Nerf guns actually are dangerous.

Nerf darts contain Polystyrene, a known carcinogen.

Getting shot in the throat with one can cause suffocation and/or cancer.

[lysergicpixel]

Hahaha i love you.

[kristinaoleta]

@1Pantikian Yes. Yes she does. That or...mars. Mars might do wonders for her....we'll send her with a thesaurus.

[AlicexMarilyn]

No tie? Even Hitler wore a tie.

[vikingWindmill]

@AlicexMarilyn

Why wouldn't he? He was actually civil.

[MrSockoOck]

This was a great fuckin' video.... You summed up the part about the toy gun PERFECTLY. I have no hope for this country sometimes. Like you said, this country is just ridiculous. Childish, and ridiculous.

[colist100]

I don't like you

[PlaguedByEarth]

A friend of mine got arrested for playing with one of my unloaded pellet guns when he was at my house, well on my property, when we were, like, 13. He was held in a police cell for a few hours. His mom was scary... Police weren't allowed to do that, so they got the guy suspended for 6 months, but still. I hate cops.

[divinegod102]

I'm an Atheist but I think this douche sounds off like a total dickhead.

[MrSabrehood]

@divinegod102  u mad?

[divinegod102]

@MrSabrehood No u.

[father042]

use your own brain and don't trust every stupid american youtuber

but, wait..You americans don't have any!

[LZROCKER100]

@father042 Well hey, not all American's are total dumbasses. Well I wouldn't know, I'm from Ireland, but you can't judge all Americans by one dumbass.

[megethealthy]

@TheFreebornFanatic no. I enjoy it. :)

[father042]

hang yourself you prick

[LZROCKER100]

@father042 Why? He is making some valid points.

[yauzza87]

@father042 Stupid old fart.

[poisonmelon1]

lol so funny

[Tyco200]

And you know what's funny? The fact that the Liberals all sided with the Patriot act and so did Obama. :D

[NirGoldenberg]

PJs the man.

[nactan]

If turbans are head undies, then the tie is the insta-noose. (which explains why gentlemen are so polite to each other)

[skwaag5233]

UN-forgive-a bull! :D

[XReconicDisplayX]

this guy is sooo fucking wierd...

[Commissar1973]

All news programs are transportation for propaganda.Fox News is propaganda plain and simple.If you talk bad about something you must back that up with how it is bad.Moderation is a key to many decisions.Open minds are the best mind.Do not believe a single thing that many media programs state.If it sounds to good to be true it probably is.If they actually were paid to state what living today is like than they would be just as poor as the people they exploit.

[Alenthas]

transcribe audio: "rocco mama feel recipient need feelings of partners carlsberg in the morning you know who else do lyrics by juices."

[holelotsand]

"Alleged" president xD xD xD

TJ never fails to have me in tears w/ his every video :)

[ELMOisINNOCENT]

LA LEI LU LEI LO

[gitarmats]

@ELMOisINNOCENT

SNAAAAKE!

[SupremeAmerican]

Excellent video TJ - Sincerely an asshole christian.

[connerjd]

Who gives a shit if he wears a tie or not. Get a damn life.

[jefflegos]

<3

[thenoobassassin]

BAAARAACK OBAAAMA, alleged president lol

[blackkakari]

I see a tie as a symbolic noose.

[rabbitlove4ever]

Tie-Rant=Tyrant. LOL.

[Bbfishman]

do you make these videos to try to improve the conditions that you disagree with? You should do something productive if you have such strong views on these subjects. There arent enough people who give a shit and actually do something to change it, they're just all like you nd act like they know everything and bitch and moan on the internet. How about instead of doing what you do now, which accomplishes nothing....you just go and burn down fox news studios or something good like that?

[MasterCoolX3]

@Bbfishman How do you know, he may go out and vote and he may take part in protest and hey may not but he doesn't film his everyday life, so you have no evidence against him to prove that he doesn't do pro-active stuff.

@MasterCoolX3 hey buddy, he makes videos on youtube to speak his mind. thats his med