My Three Cheeks: The Fat Files - Episode 2

[MAJProductionz]

What's with the laser beams flying across your face and in your mouth?

[bangerchick]

Hahaha The bum shuffle, I remember doing that with my mum too! Brill vid x

[omgbek]

Lol I really love this. You're like my little dose of Bridget Jones ^.^

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thank you! Ha ha... I never thought I'd be like Bridget Jones but I am British, un-skinny, soon to be single and approaching my 30's but PROUD! XX

[Cintaku78]

Brilliant!!!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thank you! x

[Ntone606]

I noticed the funky little 3 cheeky song at the end! I've seen your ass though, and you ain't got 3 cheeks! You're right next to the little abandoned boat near the Neppy. It's been too long since I was there :~(

[TheStarvingSoprano]

I do have 3 cheeks!!!

[TravMcTavish]

Nice little funky song you made at the end... :)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Wow - you are the first and only person to actually notice this! Thank you!

[krumbine]

oH! You looked so satisfied in the end there!!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Self mocking to the point of accepting always satisfies me!

[oceanjessika]

I love you and your vids. Every one is like a great movie. You have talent and are awesome!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks jessica!!! This really made me smile x

[zebidee55]

Haha! Funny stuff!

Thanks to ThreeOfThree for sending me over.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks!

[evilblackpixie]

lol a sausage

i can't look at a sausage again now lol

x

[TheStarvingSoprano]

MMMM wedges of sausage! lol

[FatAintGroovy]

OMG! Too freaking funny!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Sorry - massively delayed reply! Thank you x

[gala88]

you are amazingly funny! i love your accent! i'm an english student in university...and i absolutely love your voice!

you are gorgeous! keep going and keep loving yourself!

love from barcelona!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Hey,

Thanks so much! He he... I'm glad you like my videos - your comment has made my day!

Em x

[DeathOfAFatMan]

Very funny stuff. I'll be sure to keep watching!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Hey thanks! Em x

[Imskinnyinside]

I don't get it :(

[TheStarvingSoprano]

What don't you get? I'm happy to explain!

I have always had issues with a huge accumulation of fat above my arse. I lovingly call it my third ass cheek and did this video as an ode to it, to try and shed my insecurities about it and also to have a laugh and see if anyone else had it. Does it make sense now? Em x

[Imskinnyinside]

Hmmm I have no ass...maybe that's why I don't understand it LOL

[TheStarvingSoprano]

He he.... we could all do with a little more or a little less ass! LOL x

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Sorry.. I should rephrase to: what don't you get about it? Hopefully my explanation below will help :)

[TexasFatAss]

I am laughing my Fat Texas Ass Off!!! You even had a song made about it. How great is that! You are the best!!! I have to tell you, honestly, I know what causes itIt is but walking!!! It slides part of your cheeks up to form a third cheek! At least know I know why you are so cheeky!!! All the best too you! Keep moving you can do this! Keep posting! I love your videos!!!!!!!!

[allisonsfat]

LMAO!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks! LOL

[DynaChik]

i LOVE this video! It was hilarious :D

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks lol x

[IamBmeTammy]

Soooo funny!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Glad you thought so! x

[YvettesBoutique]

This is hilarious!

Oh my goodness, can I relate to this video!

Please continue to "rip"

LOL.........XD

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks so much! It was really fun to make x

[piperlynne]

OMG I LOVE THIS! Why have I not found/subscribed before now?

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha... Thanks for the sub! lol - it's silly I know but so fun to make! (despite stares from people nearby)

[DonnaRedheadSpeaks]

I haven't laughed that hard in ages! lol I'm kinda jealous though I have no arse to speak of; bad genetics, I'm a fat girl who has no arse its odd look

[TheStarvingSoprano]

LOL - I'm glad you can laugh about it! It's important to just lay it out there. I'm sure your arse is lovely! Just think of it as shy!

[19george]

I don't have a third arse cheek so firstly I'm jealous! I do have some pretty outstanding muffin tops though! I love your approach to this whole thing. I thought I had subscribed but now realized I hadn't! I look forward to more videos from you!

Have a great week! Stefan =)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

3rd cheeks ROCK!

[freespirithaven]

That's why it's good NOT to wear underwear..LOL...it's called, 'going commando'..lol

[WingedSeed]

O.M.G. You are HILARIOUSLY brilliant! I think you have a career in comedy ahead of you. You made my day, seriously! AND I feel a lot better about my ass!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha.. comedy? Nah... the funny thing was... I was trying to be serious at times but I always come across as being funny :-( lol x

[WingedSeed]

It WAS serious, but in a funny way! Come on, Em, you KNOW that butt wiggle exercise your mom made you do is hilarious! Well, maybe it was traumatic for you (I hope not!) but just the idea that that was her solution is hilarious! I'm thinking about buffing my wood floors that way now ( ;

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha.. yeah I knew that was funny... lol

I totally wanna tape a duster onto each cheek now and get buffing! x u on msn now?

[PandasTT]

Hahaha! That was hilarious! I love your videos! So funny! Attack of the hungry bum! Run away!! Wow...too much. That exercise with your bum walking was really crazy. You're so fun to watch.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks sweetie! Ha ha... It was all true-I did do those silly arse walks! x

[freespirithaven]

Oh my goodness,,,girl, thank God I've lost some weight because I would have been peeing on the floor because I've been laughing so much!! LOL. My 16 year old was standing behind me watching and said, 'what are you watching mom". LOL..I loved the thong part,,yepper,,they do get eaten up by the ass girl! I used to say the same thing about the table for my behind, well actually my mother started it,,ya,,I have one of those too, Great video!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha! I love your reaction :) You are so funny... even now I just had to reach back and pull my pants out my my arse! x

[Nicsaprincess]

This is Some Serious LOL'ING:-)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks! x

[steamedguy]

lolol, I put it on the shelf....... THANKS!!! lol @ your friend too :D

speak soon Em :)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

That bitch always puts drinks on my shelf without telling me :-(

[LoveTheChange]

lmao I LOVE your videos :D

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Yay! I was scared everyone would think "strange british humour" lol...

[menesesn]

I just love watching your videos...you rock :)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Cheers :0)

[blueeyedbetty]

I love you! Simple!

Great video!

Love the song!!

xxx

[TheStarvingSoprano]

He he thanks x

[TheStarvingSoprano]

do you think "they" would? lol!

[antishay]

WOW

[TheStarvingSoprano]

that's rather short coming from you! must have shocked you - lol

[KeepPushingPlay]

lol love the vid! keep it up!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks so much! x

[junkinthetrunkk]

God I love your videos! you came into this community and just are ROCKIN it! you are so creative! <3 Amber

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha... thanks Amber. That made me smile :-) x

[chikate]

Love your videos, Em.

This one made me LOL.

[macomarell]

Great video, you are hilarious.

My ass is flat, ugly flat. I have lost 86 pounds and an ass.

Wish we could share.

he, he, I used the same music in my ass vid. Good ass music. :)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Love your video! I just checked it out :-)

[AmberMadeYouLook]

"LOVE YOUR THIRD ASS CHEEK!" lmao

You officially rock, Em <3

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Cheers! x

[AliRoxIt]

so do u have type 1 or type 2 diabetes???

nice butt cheek walk you have there

hiding foibles definitely does not make them go away

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Hey Ali, I have type 2 diabetes but was diagnosed when I was really young - they said it was strange to have type 2 at my age then. Weirdly, I might be going on insulin soon. Thanks for the comment! x

[Jazmine375]

LOL too funny.. I call that my ass shelf.. It's getting smaller and smaller, and I definitely won't miss it when it's gone.. or the side boobs either LOL

[AliRoxIt]

ohh gawd, not the side boobs.

yes. please go away side boob, please.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

I think I'll always have the side boobs - they are one part of me that have always been really big :)

[Candocait]

I so lovingly call that my shelf.Love it! You make me laugh !

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Yeah, I'm starting to call it a shelf - less words than "third cheek" x

[melisakeilty]

You were 300% hilarious. Thank you.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Thanks for commenting - glad it made you smile!

[fit2btried]

Em, you crack me up :) This was such a breathe of fresh air...no pun intended :)

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha - thanks! The strange thing is, I never thought I was funny. I started ranting in a "serious" way and when people watched it they laughed! So, I will embrace it :0)

[sushicatny]

lol!!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Ha ha - thanks :)