turtleboy

[sexyegyptman91]

how do i always end up on the weird part of youtube o.O

[Heelo23]

youtube is really a dark place in the universe...

[ArcherSoldier36]

perdio una apuesta o solo es un idiota ?

[pinkbirdsfly]

i will never be as cool as that guy :[

[dylasauruswrecks]

props to the guy spraying him with the hose

[123shaneisgay]

YES IM THE REAL TURTLE MAN CALL ME AT 517-930-6744 or 517-599-1843

[28steryan]

@123shaneisgay I am calling.

[segasaturnsnk]

Don't get why so many dislikes, this thing is hilarious

[karlmagenta]

EPIC!!!

[mhbed5]

All the whores and politicans will look up and shout "Why!?" and he'll look down and whisper "I like turtles!"

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

@mhbed5

lmao!

Expertly crafted.

[crazyben108]

Tosh.O?

[vertmb]

...What ...The ...Fuck!

[IcewolfFenris]

omg...

[davisrsmith]

green guy rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NazMcdTV]

fuck he's fat

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

I love this video so fucking much.

Still just as awesome as it was 3 years ago.

[GerronVaugh]

I don't really find it funny

[LEOFALASCO]

TURTLE RULES

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

WAHTFSDADAFADS

[toneloc240]

Song = sevendust - speak

[toneloc240]

Song is by sevendust.

[chickenperiperi]

song please, its fuckin epic



[sunnygirl9801]

eww what the balls?

[BustedCA]

The next Chuck Norris.

[NYYandrew2]

hahahahah

[deathbladez13]

Sevendust FTW? 

[MrSlyxx]

This is pure pwnage

[dragonballgt132]

sheesh who one would fuck with this guy....

[rockbass]

man, i'm dying. the funniest part is that they're spraying him down with water the whole time. WHY? NO ONE KNOWS! I LOVE THIS. lmfao

[willyjackblueeyes]

dont fuck with that guy, hes got some sweet moves.

[MinnieMAlllen]

Don't fight the water, man! The water always wins!!

[razorsharp956]

two things popped in my head when i saw this.....1. you look like slimer from ghost busters. 2. i didnt know gumby had a fat gay brother. lol.

[RWDtech]

593 people missed the dislike button.

[KilgoreWoodsCinema]

this is one of the most bizarre and idiotic things I believe has ever been created.

[cmgoskate]

i could have lived my whole life without seeing that

[Skulhamba]

what the name of the song?

[TheAleman86]

YES!

[TheAleman86]

wow! funny and fucked up at the same time.

[sabdow]

.... what the fuck just happened?

[soveposen2]

My HERO! ur a legend !

[Spawnomite]

I've seen this video like fifty times and I can't get enough of it.

I am so in love.

Please, handsome warrior, reveal thyself unto me?

Do you like Hot Wheels?

[sebastian4059]

That's one fucking badass turtle

[scatman282]

true i agree with you man it does look very disturbin in many many ways

[sibeleen]

Fuckin Legendary!

[TheMorfiend]

FUCK ME I REALLY WAS QUITE CLOSE TO PMSL WHEN I SAW THIS ON TV A MINUTE AGO. YOU FUNNY FAT CUNT.

[ltbake]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[junkbx3r]

I CAN FEEL

[bulletproofKevlar]

he's not the new starwars kid what made the star wars kid was that he didnt want the film to be found which made it funnier

[barnett682]

cunt

[ilili2003ilili]

5 STARS FUCKIN AWSOME

[xXxIdonnoxXx]

rofl wtf

[OCGirl521]

um...

[katiekween]

HAhah (:

this will be matt in a few years.

[Aztech355]

LMAO!!

[TONYNBUTLER]

WTF ????????

[theguild815]

i feel like star wars kid came out of hiding

[wiiplayer35]

Nice ass

[jacobonix]

@wiiplayer35

doble WTF!?!??! 4 the video, and 4 ur comment!! xDDD

[Sharky2055]

Too much time on his hands.....

[boostedhatchb16]

Man, this song gets me pumped.

[greengiant38000]

Before there was the worst... now we have turtleboy...

[SGriffin960]

This is so sweet I'm taking still frames and making this into my seat fabic for my car.

[ilovetrio13]

wow yah... gay

[jayleesan]

FAIL

[littlejj245]

E p I c ! 1 ! 1 !

[TheCarugatti]

gordo bobo levanta las patas para la proxima ;)

[kllsoa]

straight up HARDCORE

[shilohismyrealname]

Hawt!

[SUPERFUKR83]

stupid funny!!!!

[elsope1]

8======D

[spanishqueen19]

sexy..give me ur number lmao

[jimmycockhurtz]

lil to much ass for me. D:

[ThePacmansrage]

WTF?

[Slopies]

Raphaëllo!

[alexnrv]

@Slopies Raphael, no "lo". AKA Raph.

[swicka]

Looks like Michaelangelo had a little too much pizza.

[7Inferno7]

r u serious it looks like a fat ass in a thong

[theurelita]

I think that´s why she wrote a lmao at the end...

[BUTCHYKID624]

That is a RIOT !

[LewyTheMeerkat]

Lmao!!

[StrikersXRazrr]

what song is that?

[MapexRG]

speak by sevendust

[saintaureus]

Stupid fucker doesn't even have a shell.

[Ryles30]

There should be a section of the internet devouted to housing commenters like yourself.

[Gausuth]

Why is he a fucker?

[blacksheeparty]

I bet your neighbors love you

[PomPyrofiremage]

lol thats epic

[TheSunMoon]

EPIC FAIL! lol

[Dadee3]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[koalatalk]

i fucking love coloring

[mason253]

LMAO

[Walter5734]

Man this Dude is Bad ASS!!!

[BlackStaru21]

it's soooooooooooo funny Hahaaaaaaaa

[tnowa5566]

that guy kicks ass

[awesomeWALSTO]

thats what i call funny right there

[BEAST50000]

BEAST

[joshioaz85]

man this guy CAN'T be sober...

5/5 stars!

[thomasbhunter007]

Well, he's certainly morbidly obese!

[latinlover60]

jajajajajajja this shits fucking funny

[XmusicgeekX]

Big fat dude in a thong doing high kicks...

[bruceld]

umm

[wisalover]

what....the...fuck

[itsazy]

what the fuck

[9madkid5]

this was uploaded on my bday

[Fight4ThingsYouWant]

this is disturbing in so many different ways...

[tibitachan]

HENTAI

[PutzerLovesYou]

you should either be using sais or have an orange not re bandana. what a n00b. one star for not being enough of a ninja turtles nerd

[porkchoppTHErobot]

look orange to me, fuck YOU

[PutzerLovesYou]

well you need to adjust your monitor because it is definitely red

[Actionopoly]

@PutzerLovesYou

Fail. They all wear red in the comics, the original Ninja Turtles media. The different colors were a corporate mandate so they could sell more toys when the cartoon/toy line came along.

[jon88mt]

That's awesome! I want to be a ninja turtle. Maybe I'll do this just for fun.

[browndawg421]

the belly jiggles at 0:36 are just priceless

[kbaldeo]

That's a chunky turtle!

[BIG4life89]

Funny and yet, very disturbing. I gotta subscribe to this!!!!

[jeffhardyboy321]

wth noy funny not even a smile

[poopotprang]

Turtle Man, u have very sick fight-dance skills...

A+

[xxtopdonjuanxx]

was tha name of this song

[GlennLovesGinny]

this video SUCKES balls

[DMurda864]

lol

[Nightbe4mare]

haa stupid video eververererere

[TanyAlej]

jajajajajjajajajaja

[XXXREDROOMXXX]

Dude! This is just too awesome! I can't even think of a word to describe its awesomeness! Kowabunga dude!

[Zachmiller92]

This is either greatest thing ive ever seen or most horrifying thing ive seen

[EvilOcelot]

Funny as hell guys, nice job!

[magnifique66]

funniest video in a long time

[obliviousdreamer]

this is pretty disturbing....

[KKylee389]

FLAGED

[ozzyyermom]

why?

[KKylee389]

Cause it was gay

[ozzyyermom]

i guess that you're an American then

[KKylee389]

Nope, Canada FTW

[ozzyyermom]

same continent, same thing

[KKylee389]

Nuhuh

[ozzyyermom]

apart from the fact that some canadians speak French, there really isn't that much difference

[KKylee389]

Why are you even replying to these anyways?

[ozzyyermom]

why are you?

[KKylee389]

Cause a majority of you comments have been towards me (:

[lozzobear]

I know guys, let's act like dickheads and we'll totally go viral and BE FAMOUS!

[scoobypup4rd]

way to go dick face! the douche bag convention is the first door on the left. also you have a cute ass. and his dick actually pops out at 0:42.

[chadwick90]

his dick pops out at :58

[chenfei69]

??????okay lol

[stapleinthehead]

get a life and get a girlfriend u creep

[1tydog1]

Dude is that a jock strap?

[REEFsidesurfER]

he kicked the waters ass

[alecmutton315]

>:l.............wow

[clanfraser9]

Fucking Owned.

[JooshOH]

nunchuck skillz!!!!!!

[Rayleroa]

I wonder what bet he lost...

Absolutely hilarious.

[viperxl4]

the fuck?

[virtualmatrix258]

ahahaha hellyeah you know this guys' rolling in the pussy!

[middy237]

what are you talking about, this dude is prob. pounding all kinds of sluts

[KwReYePdT]

fuck?

[ShivelMoKivel]

You don't fuck with that.

[Spakeinator]

hahahahahahahhahaah.

he kicked that waters ass huh?

[bfb20]

im soOoo bored right now =( goto my profile and msg my msn name if u want to talk B

[HilltopHoody]

what an idiot

[Monochrome89]

WOW

[clarkdawg47]

omg thats so gay

[DevilMalice]

XDDD wow... what a hardass

[duckey1369]

this guy mum must be proud

[GasparKnowsBest]

Roxy was here :)

[hatchytheapache]

YES!

[DRO1]

This guy wins.

[phaasm]

Are we seeing the next Star Wars Kid? Freakin' Dumbass... I have no words...

[bigstak08]

hahahaha fucking hilarious thats awesome...he's a dumbass but its funny

[mikethegashead]

you silly cunt

[GOLDNIN]

You are Fucking Awesome

ROFL!!

+5 !!

+fav!!

[ChubbyandGlassesman]

fuckin fat green bastard. cooooool

[LeisureLake]

very cool

[dshizznitrb3]

LMFAO

[psyclone7]

He's like a green, just about naked version of Star Wars kid!