Gollum (russian)

[TimatiDeGraw]

I'm Russian. I can't stop laughing

[Shavel312]

хахаха

[liduskaist]

geil mir laufen die tränene übers gesicht!!! 

[RadioDima51]

SUKA Futbolku Nuchaj.. kack ja lublu etat Hjer

[badboy12380]

I just laughed through the whole thing the 2nd time i watched it

[badboy12380]

HILARIOUS!!!! Everyone who knows russian should watch this!!! :):):):):):)

[joemama69ful]

he said suka! at 19 second!

[monginevro]

oh well ....u re not the only one who knows russian , durak

[FatRussianGamer]

hahahahahahaah eto tak kruto! videl dva goda nazad teper jesho raz wse jesho smeshno! i pity everyone who is not able to understand this!

[Monkeydlaos]

J'adore



[brigeboy95]

in soviet russia ring wants gollum

[glorfindelthebadass]

why does it sound like they keep saying "suck my balls"

[Isenden]

0:17 Bier Go ! xDD

[pussiepie1470]

O..M...G

[Makrozon]

I wish more people new a little Russian cause this is a crazy funny scene. Somebody should translated, cause I'm to lazy.

[viika4ka1]

its stupit

[kaschbaaa99]

haroshij video ja bi cmotrel 100 ras i ja bui echo smealsa ;-P

[TheElisabeth4446]

hahahaha.......strelal po ljaguschkam,laseram,w germaniju so sputnika....STRANA NO TRAWOJ NE PACHNET.......dura ja po TLSD!!!!!:D :D :D

[TheSoulofNadim]

its soo stupid

[c1osercam]

ухахах, ппц.....

[KrazyKazooie]

this isn't real. Where's the emotion!!!? lol

[Yzacata]

0:49 "Harakui, get the boob."

[hotyhunter]

@Yzacata dude it means, honey, where have you been....

[monginevro]

@hotyhunter it means ....dear , where have you been..........

[fabio05cannavaro]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOLLUM SPEAKES YOU!

[IRussianBOOM]

дорогой гдеты был?

нюхал...

клей?

нет блядь футболку!

[hotyhunter]

@IRussianBOOM i know its awesome!!!!!!

[DMJaber]

smégowl ftw!

[MissesAstyle]

Übeeeelste Sahne, blejt :D:D:DD

[Wanno911]

ja 4ut ne sdoch xD

[liksas1]

i think so not funny in english language russian more funny :D

[sharongflake]

does anyone know where the translated version is?

[KitchenSpeclol]

DURA ya pad LSD! xaxaxaxa

[jpkillah]

KKUUURWAAA!!

[michael12533]

why is he speaking in polish? not one russian word...

[1919me1919]

@michael12533

If it would polish i would understand it

But i don´t but i still laugh cause it sounds funny xD

[jaguar4u2]

Darling Where Have you Been -I was Runing... Wierd, but your T-Shirt Doesnt Smell... Then smell my Shoes! Darling where have you been - Taking a Shit! Wierd but the Toilet paper doesnt Smell! Darling where have you been? -I was Running, so what? "a dick in your throat", at last I fucked you up as well! Darling where have you been -I was Sniffing Glue? -No, damn it, a T-Shirt! Darling where have you been? FUCK OFF!

[StudioGnoj]

im poland and i can udersand that o.O

[littlebitch1102]

oh my god this so f'ing funny!!!!!!!

lol :)

[oOkiller9815]

einfach geil wenn man das versteht^^

[DhFIREBIRD]

XDDDDD

[suckandbehappy]

GODLIKE !!!!!!

[FunnyScene123]

0:30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[EDAHI3000]

i dont know what they are saying but its hilarious anyway

[blazing1hound]

LMFAO xD OMGOMGOMGOM xDDD HAHAHAHAHA

[IBSORIANO]

que diablos dijo xP?

[KarlKaniable]

geil !! naja wenn mann kein russe ist versteht man es auch nicht "beggal" heisst joggen :D

[katkastaigne]

hahahahaha

[Obserwattor]

Hahahah dobre ;D

[1919me1919]

lol

i dont understand this but i have to laugh xDD

[Naomideladouseur]

looooooooooooooooooooool XD

[21NbM]

:D:D:D::D:D:D:D

[tanyashow111]

hhhahahahha funny

[inguracka]

Omg, every time i watch this i cant stop laughing ;DDD

[MMBeatzTV]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Regiald]

lol there is no feeling in the voice perfomance

[Shuroku789]

0:58 XAXAXAXAXA!

[DHGameStudios]

Sounds.... Swedish...

[raiamirr]

daragoi gde ti bil:)

[divasman13]

@raiamirr baggele

[raiamirr]

@divasman13 ?

chto takoi...??

wts this baggele

[meisterpropper051]

dura,ja pad LSD xDDDDDD

[501ferdinand]

alle die russisch können haben nen lachflash xD

[1kajas1]

LMFAO

[Paracaz]

what means "dobre" ?

[divasman13]

@Paracaz "dobre" means good

[mimka7]

@Paracaz dobre = good (polish)

[StudioGnoj]

@mimka7

No.. Gdzie ty był? SRAŁ!! xD

[RuSsIAnBaDbOy277]

@mimka7 FAIL ? that comes from russia polish is just fake russian

[DieAussenseiter94]

DARAGOI GDE TE BUL ?

[Dianaex3]

:DDDD

[Dzikkkus]

Ahahhaha dobre ;D

[michel20390]

gaf no°°

[star0dreamer]

ну так

[nieklikajtu]

dobre xD

[bouncer005]

seriously i dont understand any word of this but this shit is funny as hell ^^

[schdueggsn]

Russian = Gollums native language, it sounds as ugly as he is...

[Aerium]

@schdueggsn yeah this video is only for ugly russian fags.

[extrimal11]

xDDDDDDDDD

[EuropeSuperPower]

dobre!!!!

[jobikr]

hhhhh klasno zdelano.

[AClarke2007]

I understood "Wazzer", "Sputnik" & "Bear-gut", but I couldn`t fathom out the rest.

[TheJumpBoy1]

ich lach mich schlap

[OverSideFighter]

Я РЖАЛ))))))

[yoalexx21]

HAHAHA

[xXKing49Xx]

na huji

[xXKing49Xx]

huji

[xXKing49Xx]

sucka

[Scobi64]

i wish it actually sounded like golem

[TheGenesisarcanum]

cut ne obossalsa ot smexa :-D

[Swipe1989]

nejt blajd :D njuchal vutbolku :D:D:D:D:D

zu geil:D

[ddogspam]

LOOOOOOOLLLLL 0:17

[meisterpropper051]

trusi ni pachnut xDD sral strana bumaga xDDD

nuchat xDDD

[7in]

lmao i could watch this a thousand times and still laugh

[MariaMascha1]

VIIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLL zu GGGGGEEEEEEIIILLLLLLL ^^

[RobertRuski]

matükajutsa pridurki

[djbeathot]

bite übersetzn!! xDD

[kosmosleha]

A gde prikol to?

[Obmani]

prikooool :D

[1LeaMen1]

0:55

xDD

[kristina1000ify]

hahaha xD klaaaass

[EpicScoun]

OMG Fuckign wolly fing Roflmao

[Polycarpus23]

LOLOLOL!!!!!! x]

[russianinja2008]

PAAAASHLA NAHUIII

[lilBISOU]

hahhah so geiloo nee

eta wot tak harascho

bladdd!!!!

[ka16rolina]

a ty krasowkij paniuchaj xD

[MrEmu]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

AWESOMENES!!!

[bigbooom11]

hahahahahahahahaha Otchin klassna..!! xDDD

[JaroRussia]

HAHA PriCOL!! xD

[mahestar]

hahahahahahaa,

[Russakification]

aahhaha

[szturman24]

pure genius, lmfao:D:Dgde ty byl, a pashla ty na huj:D

[EnzaY91]

kryta xD

[yoork100]

pizdets:D:D:D:D:D

[WebGamesTV]

haha xD sehr gut!

[2xKingDiimmii]

hehehe klass xD 5*

[diugqerrbvoe]

were have you been shitting!!!! hahahahahaha

[FrozenAnimeCrab]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Wow eta class, prosta smeshnoh! classna shootka ee ochin neoprelechniah lmao

[LEOPOLTZZ]

hahahha.......

i dont understand a word-.-

[KRAVmagsky]

ROFLMO, LOL

[anschka94]

daragoi gde ti bil ??

[hubbabubba873]

xDDD xDDDD

[mafaynboym]

woah woah Zardoz99 watch your fuckin mouth. Russians are one of the cleanest people on the planet. We have manners unlike your bitchass.

[TheBeawulf]

klassna oviget moschno

[Zardoz99]

I think Tolkein did base Gollum from Russians he had met. Because they are dirty, smelly and grotesque.

[RussakUltimat]

you is dirty, smelly and grotesque.

[NamiHasi]

Oi ja nemagu :DDD

[mimka7]

I think this is the funniest for Poles, because this language always is veeeeery funny for us :D (I dont speak english very well and I don't how to translate this video)

Pozdro xD To jest ekstra!

[Toxicored]

WTF?

[lisian123]

LooL, Klasno 5*5.

ushasna shmishno ROFL!

[dymitrFromPoland]

Dragoj gdje ty był? SRAŁ!!!

Dragoj gdje ty był? NIUCHAŁ KLJEJ!!:D hahahaha

[Gollumfan100]

"baigel" means "I ran." ^^

[cdhack1]

u meant "Bega" , "I runned"

[MaoiMeowi2]

Having a conversation with yourself?

[cdhack1]

nope a guy wrote it wrong i wrote it right.

[MaoiMeowi2]

Ah.

[cdhack1]

begal*

[etcsxy]

hahaha this is klass!!

[pussyqirl44]

hahaha qaiiL ...

nee maquu xD

[Moldinra]

Haha, sounds like he says baigel

[RuSsiaNLaDyNo1]

Begal !! xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Madmortem7]

echt hamma geil xD

[Evildevil8]

wie geil!!!!!!!!

[BabyVanessa093]

:D

:D

:D

[Maneshaker]

Блять беззубый юморок, для офисного планктона.

[V33D0]

I agree

[welofg]

XDD

[Erkobozz27]

haha ya sichas umru xD xD

[LovelyBee112]

wow klassno!!!

[ahrimian]

In soviet russia car drive you!

[alcyoner]

ja tosche umerayu ot smecha

[alcyoner]

otschen smeschno!!!

bravo

[cldmusica]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!смяя­яяшно!!!

[jazebone007]

haha +5

[Stellaruss]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

man das is soo qeiill xDD

[goovnoh]

mMMm podobny ruski do polskiego jest

[barambasas]

xD :D ha ha xe xE

[DarkKeks18]

haha umerajuu ot smecha XD

[CapoeiraMax87]

opfer

[gyenn01]

@ BurninAss der untere Post war für dich

i tak eto ahuietelno sdelano

[Evgeny02]

lol kruto sdelano =)))))

[OneSeriousDude]

голосом на Задорнова похож

[Chakezz]

ahuiet bla :D

[odinokajazvezda]

genial!!

[thexplayboy]

loool

[lLoginl]

suka!

[BurninAss]

ich glaub ich hab die letzten sätze nich richtig verstanden, helft mir bitte.

wurde gesagt: "Wo warst du?" "Ich hab gerochen!"

"Kleber?" "T-Shirt!!"

futbolku heist doch trikot oder t-Shirt wenn ich mich nich irre^^

[gyenn01]

hast es richtig verstanden

[afrosamuray]

hillarious, einfach genial

[ocenamihalka]

This makes a great anti-personnel mines golum, to match those of expression

[dadel96]

OMG SAU GEIL XD

[PondscumArgonian]

I dont understand what hes saying... But I do love the sound of russian speech :)

[KRAVmagsky]

If you would unbserstnd, you'd die laughing

[lncognitus]

Gdzie ty był? Biegał... :D

[Rafulpionki]

Paszla ty na chui ROX

[psychologicalshock]

God this is so funny, I laughed to tears! Otlichnij umor.

[Hatorious]

kann mir wer das komplett und genau wie er es sagt übersetzen?^^ hab leider nich alles verstanden xD bitte ne nachricht schicken danke :)