Burger King of the Jews

[almostRyanMacleod]

what a legend where you from?

[MCshlthead]

pretty damn funny, your better than most of Britains supposed top comedians, keep up the good work :)

[androwbmx]

@MCshlthead yup this guy beats comedians such as ricky gervais

[crazzzymike69]

this was pretty funny

[mixmastermeeks]

For some reason I just pictured Shrek the whole time.

[erinsmonster]

Three strips of crispy beecun.

Yes.

[TheJustmike2010]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks, but I like La Fiesta on fridays, who knew God was a 4 foot tall Mexican woman.

[slinkydinky999]

All I got to say to this guy is .....Welcome to America ! You fit right in. Love the Scottish.

[itsvideos3]

press 6 for teleporting from one side of the flag to the another

[MetalSights]

LOL

[MCloud009]

lolz

[ELAREAGRIS]

god bless you

[syslogblogger]

this is not even remotely funny

[bsp31808]

@syslogblogger get a sens of humor...



[zezstyguys789]

@syslogblogger Oh, get a fucking sense of humor. Stop ruining everything.

[stickleguitar]

press 5 repeatedly sounds like hes speaking german

[thanatho123]

funny as fuck!!!!!

starfish? i don't know, make them star shaped

[bluediamondminer]

oh my gosh this is so mother flipping funny, lol thank the lord people like you are out there , gosh flip my mother, mater familias copulator

[TheDaDYOW1]

Cool mabe a bit discriminating but still funny (sharp ribs )!!!

[MegaUraniumMan]

jalapeno poppers remind me of hell when i take a shit

[officialsubmachine]

YOUR A FUCKING GENIUS!

[carnypimp]

I'm glad I never eat at TGI Fridays anyways. I can't stand the damn idiot Jews.

[nolifeson1]

lmfao

[DarkQuietWyattON]

Ok...I know I should not have liked this....but seriously...this was funny

[taoofgravity]

This video is old, I know. I've seen it I don't know how many times, and still think it's absolutely hilarious! =-)

[wpgfriend1]

Oh God, this dickhead is still at it ....

Are you so alone that you have to rabbit on? you sound like you are ... kinda screwed up and .... jealous of the way of life over here ...... how about the "Polish" Irish restaurants .... the "Romanian" Irish or whatever you are, cafes .... why are you beating up on a civilization that has fun instead of beating the shit out of each other every weekend? hope you enjoy your drunken 5 or 10 mins of fame once in a while .... how's the boyfriend?

[wpgfriend1]

Oh God, this dickhead is still at it ....

Are you so alone that you have to rabbit on? you sound like you are ... kinda screwed up and .... jealous of the way of life over here ...... how about the "Polish" Irish restaurants .... the "Romanian" Irish or whatever you are, cafes .... why are you beating up on a civilization that has fun instead of beating the shit out of each other every weekend? hope you enjoy your drunken 5 or 10 mins of fame once in a while .... how's the boyfriend?

[nikur]

@wpgfriend1 but you guys think ur the chosen ones, and that ur god loves u over the rest of the world. thats fukung stupid and racist. u guys need to be more humble, and realistic, theres no fuking god.

[TLaitharex]

HAHA, Bro.

Religion is a mental illness.

[IpsaPaphum]

Oops, wrong vid. I thought it said 'Burger King Jesus'.

[makeroftoys]

Very funny. Well done!

[Potsac]

this guy is fucking aweome

[ContaMuir17a]

4 pickles & special sauce! Hold my beef please!

[MrMooseheadbeer]

I dunno, i dont think this guy is funny..

[awldskewl]

u are sick. LOL

[metalbassmaster]

Lol you never tasted jesus with bacon :D

[samib21]

man i told ya something u gat a cockhead face 

[kristimas021069]

I suppose "ignorance IS bliss". The seventh day..."The SABBATH" is from Friday sunset 'till Saturday sunset, and blasphemy combined with abominable sarcasm does not equate Salvation. You will know and accept the truth on that wonderful day that our Lord arrives to JUDGE the living and the dead........which are you?

[jazzbo66zz]

Is it not true that Burger King is a wholly owned subsidiary of' King of Kings Enterprises' and it is in fact the King of Kings Investment Group Inc who reserve all rights to the new 'Crucifixation' line of edible crotchless panties available at Fredric's of K-Mart? it is difficult to imagine a god who supports free enterprise as a model of morality for all the world, who would not be inclined to want to pick up a percentage of the action down here. Know what I mean?

[TheRis81]

@jazzbo66zz nah

[jazzbo66zz]

Christianity is a political party and Capitalism a religion. The US as international headquarters of the free market is presently holding 2.5 million prisoners in the largest prison gulag the world has ever seen. The US holds the world record for dropping high explosives on peasants. We live this way of course as a result of the unseen hand of the market which is to say capitalism serves God. in this the best of all possible worlds one might begin to wonder what IS the melting point of plastic?

[STOPgivingThemPower]

snoring

[myndenway]

I see a scary looking guy with a terrible Scottish accent rambling on. Is this some sort of monologue?

[jazzbo66zz]

@myndenway

You know capitalism is beginning to show up late for work when it cannot decide if it is a monologue a diatribe or a fratricide. Following up its me decade of disease pestilence and war with a childishly histrionic tantrum because the right feels abandoned by its corporate sugar daddy. Guys like this drove their mobile homes to Arizona to build a 'border fence' & as soon as the temperature went over a hundred & the air conditioning broke down they all ran pissing back to the suburbs

[theknightlynews]

@jazzbo66zz Since nobody understands your incoherent ramblings, why bother typing them?

[jazzbo66zz]

@theknightlynews

[jvmc08]

ahhhh "passion of the Christ action figure" epic

[jazzbo66zz]

@jvmc08

Are the passion of Christ action figures currently available at Burger King? Rumor has it that the one depicting christ going down on Judas is a hit in the Bay Area. Has the identity of the one true Burger King ever been revealed? Could it be Jesus himself foisting all those deadly triglycerides on the faithful?

[thealphapie56]

Jesus died for us man have some respect!

[SomeRandomDude00]

@thealphapie56 Pics or it didn't happen....

[jazzbo66zz]

@thealphapie56

When you come right down to it Jesus died on a Friday. He was too self-righteous to plead guilty and a little too convinced of his own divinity to pass on the opportunity to become a celebrity. Maybe he was the inspiration for all the Charles Mansons who came after him. The haters, the popes the inquisitors, the Dominionists the Dispensationalists the witch hunters culture warriors who just like all the other slash & burn crusaders who go on doing it for Jesus today

[lindz111]

your funny dude and tgi fridays rulz hehee

[noyouaintgettingit]

Does it feel good to ridicule the man who died for your sins?

[getyourpizzanow]

never thought i wud see an atheist scottsman

[solsticedj]

awesome!!

You haven't tasted it, until you tasted it with... haha

[ZergSpawnSC2Armory]

Lol. I'm a Jesus-freak, but he's funny. xD

[rockgetiton]

@MarkDayComedy

Hey mate, just getting into your vids when im smokin up and your belta mate.

Most of us lads from Newcastle consider ourselves more scottish than english most of the time.... until it comes to footy like.

[lizandcamdundee]

retard



[elijahbalong]

Blasphemy!!!

funny though... :)

[mrsheen72]

he is funny

[mrsheen72]

thank your mun she likes cock

[js9032h57fb22j487dje]

I enjoy all this guys videos. I've got a feeling that 90% of youtube population is american, which is a shame because the sharp sarcasm is mostly lost on their sub-human intellects.

[01jerm10]

@js9032h57fb22j487dje HAHA, the Scotsman in American using an American invention (video camera) to record himself then upload it onto an American invention (modern computer) where he can share it with the world on an American invention (interweb). You fail. Any how, all that nonsense behind, this guy is funny.

[CCCDave464]

You have 232 videos? Goddamn you're terrible! (as in not funny and I want the 3:35 of my life back you faggot!)

[acr099]

lol crazy

[HelloOthello]

Picture this, right? Burger King...OF THE JEWS

I couldn't stop laughing XD

[12234goodsy412234]

haha your so cool get a life ure jus sum broke down nerd and his only friends are da ones on the computer ure really not funny grow up oh and btw JACKASS MUFAFUCK WoW you need to get a new phase book! love you x

[bladerunner1971]

@12234goodsy412234 And you just "happened" to find this video on YouTube? I don't think so. BTW, don't post a comment until you get out of first grade and can spell, you dumbass.

[12234goodsy412234]

@bladerunner1971 haha ure so kl. oh btw I love you all espicaly the man who made this video I LOVE YOU XXXXXXXXX

[Carson187]

I dont think you have ever done a show i didnt laugh at

[gmi2791]

You are completely idiot fucking bald, you are a wack sycho

[fingerone2010]

well done sir, as usual you hit the non denominational burger on the head!

The only question left is, can I have fries with that?

[hellacelt]

This man is very funny and I thank the Creator for humor it sure beats smart bombs crashing into innocent peoples homes. Keep up the good work Mr. Day from a fellow Glaesga lad. Ache Aye then.

[fernanditoramm]

pinche pelon

[FractalHelix777]

That totally beats my suggestion of cheese-flavored communion wafers ("Jeez-its!").

[Ermengarde11]

TAIF

Thank Allah It's Falafel

LOL!!!

[redenchilada]

I don't think they offer pepper jack cheese at BK. :)

[jimwit008]

This guy's great! I'd love to post this onFacebook, but I'm pretty sure it'd piss off half my friendlist,--catholic school survivors, devout Xians...quoting scriptures & all that--no sense of humour about it.

[shadowlincroft]

he kind of looks like the bad guy from ironman LOL.

[JamesGod08]

Youre a cheap jew son of a betch!

[Nerobyrne]

and you can't spell ... i like him better

[XwachutalkinboutX]

i love how his so random

[utubesucksheha]

this dude is unfunny

[katchison]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

Funniest crap on youtube...

[DofaDofah]

You're a funny Scott, and so are your jabs at TJIF. One "minor" detail that might burst your joke, has to be mentioned. Day 5 is NOT Friday, but actually Thursday. According to Judaism, the Sabbath is the 7th Day. Sunday is Day 1 aka Yom Rishon. Starting from Sundays as day 1 and counting on Thursday is day 5, Friday is 6 & rest day is Sabbath day 7. The irony is that your jokes on religion back fired, Try again, this time w/o a simple lack of understanding & poor mathematics.

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

Boy...Thorsday is Thursday and Friday is Frigga's Day...check yer shit, already

[DofaDofah]

What are you talking about? Your comment makes no sense at all. Check what? Learn to read correctly (i.e the Scripture) and learn simple math! All I was saying is, although he's funny - he's wrong scripturally speaking in terms of events of creation. So? Thursday is thursday what does one have to do with the other? Read the bible Saturday is day seven, so do some simple mental math and you'll see that Friday is day 6 and Thursdays is day 5.

[philnoll]

Thursday is Thor's day, and Friday is Frya's day.

Sunday Moonday Tyrsday Odensday Thorsday Fryaday Saturnday

Lunes Martes Miercoles Jueves Viernes

Lunar Mars Mercury Jupiter Venus

[rykster777]

lol falafil

[KlockworkEX260]

wait a mo, this is burger king, why do you get an action figure with a HAPPY MEAL?

[SpitfireUSN]

seriously people, its a comedy video, lighten up a little

[educate1self]

Comedy. I vehemently dispute that assumption and statement.

About as funny as a dose.

[oros123456]

Do jews exist?

[dude4547]

l0l yea but thx to hitler he almost wiped those fuckers out

[zackron11]

I really do not get your theory AT ALL

[darkblade77nox]

No Xander. I Am The Real Nazi.

[MrNoahFx]

ahhh. i see...so you support the killing of innocent people based on something they cant change? that sounds logical

[grnwvfm]

Burger King of the Jews....with bacon. hum.....pass.

[Boredomrox1]

OMFG I LOVE YOUR ACENT XD

[cheeseboat15]

You are the best XD

[BukiBasha]

does anyone find this guy funny? Cuz he is enoying as hell omg i would pay youtube to delete him from here. this guy been funny is like monkey flying a plane... he sucks so bad....piss off you scottish NAZI...

[xanderthevampire]

you do realise that by using the word scottish as part of an insult, you are being racist and the main attribute of nazis is that they are racist, therefor you are the real nazi. I have yet to hear this guy being racist or displaying any nazi tendencies. (btw, yes he shaves his head but that doesnt make him a nazi skinhead, he may just like the look) on another note, different ppl have different tastes so if u dont like him, fuck off and let people who do like his style of comedy watch in peace.

[umairrrr]

I don't find him funny. At all.

[MrNoahFx]

do you have a sense of humor or an enjoyment for good accents?

[FocusedNeroXL27]

lol this guys hilarious XD

[TalkShitAvenger]

you suck so bad

[holstenpils]

not funny at all, give up rubbish comedy m8 and help to build the Mexican wall

[Lagolop]

LOL!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

5 body of christs out of 5!

[Polyphemus47]

BRILLiant! I'm an instant fan!

[nikolPIKOL]

man do u always film in that room? but anyway i love ur videos!

[pontoppidan123]

You should be hitman instead of Timothy Olyphant :D

[xRockDrummer94]

may god smite all the non-believers with bbq baby back ribs

[theb0ner]

you are a supreme asshole. ......hmm u must be scottish

[zomgfemale]

Holy crap I want one of those mugs. The Smily Intervention was the first Mark Day vid I ever saw.

[azkeyz]

This guy is obviously a star , he deserves to be paid for this comedy material.

[rudabeh]

love your accent

[NinjaProofShell]

fyi - friday is the 6th day, saturday was the original sabbath, not sunday. . . still funny though. (and that's how tgifridays was invented - hilarious)

[buckjohnsonus]

I give that 5 Passionphobic Jews.

[brittneysaunders]

my mother still wants to marry you

[plefner]

I wish this guy would take the marbles out of his mouth and speak Engliah like everyone else.

[NinjaProofShell]

Oh, I didn't know everyone's speaking Engliah now.

[ogmogo]

nice one man!

[walkawaygohome]

paste this to 2 other videos

go to your channel and see your comments

JUST DO IT IT SCARY!!!

[lakie92]

pork = irony

[mamoo2]

scottish, legend :D

[KarmicPoliceForce1]

your opinions suck and I havent even watched anything, I can tell by your terrible almost fake accent and facial expressions you are a rabid anger monger, also with a heavy gauge earring? got a little gay spice in your bag? not that that is bad or anything, just be honest... your voice is too loud, and God doesn't like that..

[olmesy]

so may i ask why you think his accent sounds so fake?

[Crysinth]

I'm going to have to rate this.. five Depeche Modes out of five.

[vanguy1996]

this is not that funny but i really like ur accent thats so FUNNY LOL!!!!!!!

[hipposrule4]

"it is your own personal jesus" ha ha thats comedy!

[12234goodsy412234]

shit how do people think this is funny

[arnoldwarrior15]

because ppl like you have thier heads to far up there asses and dont understand the novelty of it all...JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Camdays]

Lol, Jalapenos Pepper, On The Way In, And The Way Out. Haaa

[stupidguyaabbcc]

i want a passion of the Christ action figure

[Theboxer500]

Ya and the store whould be so cheap that every one cent would be counted.

[myeternalways]

cardboard crown of thorns XD

[justlooking1122]

lol your so hot

[TheMysticRyu]

he totally is and that goes for the guy who posted just before you too x.x

[MikeBissett]

your not funny

[dethlife111]

its a parody jew

[YellowNumberFive]

neither is your grammar.

[Paigeala00]

5 picooouuul eating priests

[Piviotlord]

i want smiley intervention mug xD

[horbergaren]

5 starfishies

[YogiToad]

Hmmm... passion of the christ action figure with an assortment of torture tools like whips,tongs,burning embers,cat-n-eye-tails,two by fours,and nails for the finish...can I run with this? It will be made like those squishy balls with water in them except the water will have red dye,so as when you thrust the (optional) spear in his side a bloody explosion will rush forth. The spear can be ordered separately for an undisclosed price... lets say...your soul!

[Solechnaya]

Ahahaha

[dethlife111]

sounds alot like a BDSM club

[trollman9]

lol jews

[avinotion]

was that for real?

[JAMteenz]

I want an "Addicted to Mark Day" application on Facebook.

[Solechnaya]

Let's make one.

[dawnthi]

I'm a very religious catholic, and I find this guy hilarious!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!! He cracks me up. At least he is consistent with his insults. I especially like what he did with "The Secret". Very observant witty fella! God determines the outcome of American Idol. LOL!

[EbunnyEthereal]

5 hail mary's and voodoo dances out of 5, btw.

[EbunnyEthereal]

i hate religious people.

they're the dumbest fucks ever.

if you don't wanna see somebody bash the bible, don't watch the video.

i don't go to godtube just to say i hate the videos.

[SEF6519]

cool accent =)

[EbunnyEthereal]

i hate religious people.

namely, you.

[Katiex69]

i fucking hate religious people too

[alexguerreiro15]

did you have tasted the body of christ

of course you not tasted the body of christ

lol this guy is so stupid in the good way of course

[gorath105]

Sorry, but you might be interested in that the fish was created on the fourth day.

[GronTheMighty]

actually it was on the 5th day...