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  • His account has been deleted. That could be why everything is messed up. It used to be the part 2.

  • Apparently there is no 2 anymore

  • its the same as part 1

    

  • Normally I'd call this an honest mistake, but guess what I noticed... no part three.

    You might as well have Rick Roll'd us.

  • tysonmouland has the complete performance uploaded. I hate when people do this crap.

  • dude ur such a dick

  • Not part 2

  • Love those puppets! They're so-o funny!!

  • It's the sane freaking video!

  • would you like to see my stick? and then she goes under the sheet with a scream... hmm... i think she said yeah :D

  • guess what this is part 1 dumbass

  • lol she went under the sheets to see his stick lol

  • @stephengatelyfan Ya think?

  • @ToonOMate Douchebag alert.

  • @zeroslashj Even bigger douchebag alert ;D

  • @FrederickVirus lol u jealous

  • @zeroslashj I am. So whats up guy?

  • WHERE IS PART 2????????????????????????

  • If you're not laughing after "And that's why they shake." then you have NO sense of humor or a soul! >:(

  • @Piriathy i wasnt laughing at that not that it wasnt funny just not funny enough to make me laugh the part that got me laughing was the povolting chihuahua

  • yeah!!! where's part two??? it's giving me a headache tryin to find where it is!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAH I get it!!!!! He repeated himself to see if the crowd was really laughing at his jokes!!!!! Nope they were laughing at his shiny pants x.x

  • Part 2 is this:

    watch?v=zchpFAnvbGc

    complete playlist:

    view_play_list?p=218211A24E9F1­03B

    Have fun!

  • What's the freakin point of this? -.-

  • damn it -.-

  • WTF, y did i see this freakin' twice

  • you ass.....

  • If he did that live it would suck.

    He'd do the first part of his act and be like, "ready for part two??"

    "Yea!" "Ok!" -repeats what i just said- Crowd: "Boooooo!!"

  • fuck u !!

  • you dick >:(

  • I feel Rick Rolled

  • WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??!!!!

  • wheres part 2?

  • Slightly repetitively re-re-dun-dun-dant-dant.

  • Tallahassee is the greatest capital in the world! go noles!

  • Respond to this video...

    may i remind u this is sposta b part flippin' 2

  • That sucks #1 is #2

  • yea... lolz...

    caught on...

  • To quote an elder statesman, "My country, may she always be right. But, right or wrong, my country." I can only assume that you mean that he is not allowed to offer a personal opinion unless it's thoroughly dissected and analyzed.

  • why do u have 2 of the same versions

  • repeation of part 1

    \ / .

  • what if we dont have walmart in australia?

  • @DjMoz40 that would suck

  • yea

  • lolz

  • wow...such a serious conversation for such a funny clip....

    its a bit of a buzz kill...

  • this isn't a part 2. this is part 1 all over again

  • This is part 1 not 2 dude!

  • this is part 1 not part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this isnt part 1 this is part 2! not cool

  • ok. it may be pt 1 A G A I N!!! but it was funny to watch it a second time

  • wtf you suck you fucking asshole it's the same thing

  • dude, MotherFUCKING, not beeping lol

  • It still seems worth enough censoring since I already got "-7" on my comment. Or they simply are pissed because I dare to ask the question: "In which area is the US the greatest country." So far I didn't get an answer.

  • well, wittyvegan the area in which the United states is considered the best country and where it actually is the best country is significantly different, that being said out of the entire world the american citizen gives a higher percentage of their income to charity organizations. we also have the strongest military presence anywhere in the world to include the middle east and asia any world crisis that happens everyone will look to the United states to fix it. ex. WW1, WW2, Spread of communism

  • Like I said: I grant the one about the size of the military. And it is paid by selling the US to China.

    The US didn't enter WW2 because of the atrocities of the Axis but only after they were attacked themselves. And they ended their part with two massacres on the japanese civilian population with over 160.000 dead. If you consider this greatness...

  • i dont understand exactly what you mean by saying the "U.S is selling itself to China" so i won't comment on that.

    As far as the U.S not entering the war in WW2 until after the events at Pearl Harbor you are only partly correct. The untied states was economically assisting the allied powers which is why Japan attacked peal harbor but the united states chose not to just avenge the attack on Pearl Harbor but to launch to fronts simultaneoulsly one to the japanese islands and one to the beaches

  • One of the main reasons for americas deficit is the giant military budget. Now take a wild guess which is the country giving the most credit to the US.

  • of france and ultimatly made a huge differance in the war in europe. though i believe Hitlers decision to invade russia was the actual cause of his dimise as far as dropping the nuclear bombs, it was a show of force albeit a harsh one but ultimatly more people woul dhave died in the years of warfare had the united states not ended the japanese policy of fighting to the last man. I don't believe the targets of the attack were just but i do believe the use of the bombs was in fact the rite choice

  • The war also would have ended if the US would have accepted the SINGLE condition the japanese made for surrender: The emperor would have staid in power.

    But even assuming you are right: How many civilians are you allowed to slaughter in a single massacre if you believe it will lower the length of the conflict? (Case in point: Israel-Palestine)

  • From what I've learned, while the US give the most in terms of numbers, a lot of that is actually related to the purchase of US goods

    And in terms of generosity, actually it's places like Norway that give the most-the US gives about 0.2% of the Gross national Income, while Norway gives nearly 1%-in terms of generosity, that makes the US seem rather stingy you know. Not that I'm bashing the U.S-I do think they're a pretty good country

  • cont.. stopping the spread of terrorism, and when the U.s decides not to intrude we are ridiculed by countries who expected us to fix there issues prime example Rwanda. Who do you honestlybelieve holds a finger to the U.S? do you think The Russians, or maybe the Koreans, or the Chinese or even the French all of these countries work for only self improvement, they are the national equivalent the priest and the temple assistant in the parable of the good samaritan, and they do not act.

  • Terrorism is not a power. It is a tactic. And in the last years it has been used more and more. So has the hate against the west which will lead to even more terrorism.

  • the cost is to great terrorism needs to be stopped at some point, you can't possibly believe that after the events of September 11th its acceptable to have those type of people in the world or expect the U.S not to do something. As for the hate for the west it comes from a lack of education, What real reason does anyone have to Hate the United States, We teach democracy and freedom and there isnt a person alive in the united states who made the decision to drop the atomic bomb. this is why the

  • The US is also hated because of their involvement during the last decades in the conflicts in the middle east. It supported Saddam Hussein in the Iran-Iraq-conflict which lead to over a million dead civilians. I suggest you read a little bit about the motives BinLaden had for the attacks. Freedom doesn't turn up once.

  • This is why the U.S promotes education and builds schools in the countries we occupy not only to help rebuild there economy but also to help improve our relations with the country and its people. As far as religous hatred for what the U.S stands for I don't believe there is a fix for that other than to convert everyone on the planet to either the same religion or a less fanatic version of there own beliefs the religous hatred of the united states it no fault of our own.

  • You have a point I have to agree with: Mostly the US was blamed for not acting in Rwanda while other countries were equally guilty. (Same for Sudan today.)

  • to quote Lee Frank "All that is needed for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing" so to answer your original question in which area is The U.S the greatest country in the world the answer is Everywhere. The U.S is the best because it acts, its the best because it accomplishes agendas and deploys troops to fix problems instead of waiting for someone else to take care of it. that is not to say we are not without faults but overall we are better than anyone else, prove me wrong.

  • Just acting is not enough. It depends on what your actions are. The sovjetunion acted in Afghanistan. China acted in Vietnam and Korea. Both had an agenda and both "fixed problems". Our do you consider this to be a qualiification for being the "best country".

    The US also supported countless military dictatorships, helped destroying democratic governments and was the (as far as I know) next to last country to end segregation.

  • What exactly do you consider to Be "enough" WittyVegan? what do you really expect the United States to accomplish, We fix the biggest problems in the world through military and diplomatic power. Right now its terrorism and you can bet that whatever the next world issue is the united states will be where everyone looks for the answer.

    I'll need you to be more spectific about the "countless Dictatorships" before i will comment on that. As for being the last to end segregation as i said before

  • America is not perfect is just closer than any other country, unless u define the greatness of a country on how quickly it ended segregation. Now if you please i have a request of you Wittyvegan, you seem to not think that the United states is not the greates country in the world and being that a relative term you must have hidden in the pseudo-vegetarian head of yours what you consider to be the greatest of all countries so I ask which country and why. I also ask for your criteria in deciding

  • To make it short: I don't think there is such a thing as the "greatest country". Every country has its weaknesses. To simply claim that one country (usually the own one) is the greatest is simply a sign of arrogance.

    The is a greatest country when it comes to military power.

    There is one when it comes to freedom of speech.

    ... life expendency

    ... standard of living

    ... equality

    ... child mortality

    ... education.

    Of the items I just listed the US ONLY has the largest military power.

  • ok this sucks where is part 2?

  • wtf ass

  • screw you there the same fricken thing

  • wat the fuk its exactly the same of part 1!

    fuck you!

  • @Naaget that's not very nice it was an accident chill

  • SCREW YOU theyre the same

  • wtf this is the same damn video

  • #1 and #2 are the same????

  • Using complex mathmatics i can prove it too.

  • ahahah

  • jeff dunham rocks!!!!!!!!

  • The guy cant fix it. His account got suspended. He can't use it anymore.

  • if you get suspended the videos get remowed so i thibk nt

  • this vid has no point its the same as the first one....

  • would u like to see my steek? lol

  • >.O WTF?! This is Part 1 =.=''

  • you did a mistake.... the part1 & part2 are the same video.

  • WDF this is part 1

  • lol jeff u should make a ringtone that says "Sparkalieee" like you did in this video!

  • Is there a video on here with the line: " I'mmmm gay"? My friend and I heard it on Comedy Central and now we can't find it. If anyone knows where to find please contact me! Thanks!

  • I think it's with Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself.

  • Re:JBFan4life515.. Yeah its the fathers one.. It says dear dad guess what!, Achmen- Im GAyyyyyy!!! jeff- i was gonna' say happy fathers day. Achmed- Oh, Suprieth

  • its n one of the walter video's

  • you either did this as a mistake

    or you did this to make a fool out of ourselfs

  • His wife tells him he's gay. lol

  • roflmao XD

    about the part of wife calling him that he's gay XD

  • weel is there something you wern't telling us jeff (mr hurricane)

  • yeah probably just posted the same one twice by mistake. the one you are looking for is spark of insanity part 2/8. man i love jeff dunham :D

  • Is this the same thing as part 1? cause it seems pretty much the same.

  • yeah looks like it. bizaare...

  • yah i wondered why it sarted over when i clicked on it. maybe he clicked on the wrong one by accident.

  • Peanut: "It's the same thaaang!!!

    Walter: "Dumb ass"

    Achmed; "I Kill You!!"

  • wth?

  • dum bass

  • this wasted my time

  • wut the hell man

  • this is the same thing

  • this is that same thing@

  • You guys RELAX!

    It was an accident, or a typo, just leave him alone!

  • shut the fuck up we want insanity

  • THSI IS PART ONE U MORON!!!!!!

  • What is this crap? Why the hell would you post part 1 of this video and label it as part 2? What did that accomplish?

  • this is the same freakin vid!!!

  • jeff dumham rox

  • What the hell? Are you that desperate for views that you would upload the same vid twice?

  • He never actually did anything to the chihuahua dog, so no, he can't.

  • Try $5.75 a gallon in San Diego for Diesel during summer 08.....I love Jeff Dunham. Awesome!

  • why have u calld it part 2 when it is part 1??

  • wtf wot the hell

  • y did u put the same thing twice?

  • same thing you idiot

  • chiwawa jokes are hilarious

  • YEA CONTINUE  ya moron

  • this is the same thing

  • lol

  • same thing moron

  • The reason why there isnt more is because his AC got suspended :(

  • Same vid with no 1#

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i nerly pissed my pants!!!!!

  • lol its you

  • 1 million* i meant. including me and u

  • the same video with #2 written ionstead of #1, wot the hell.

    btw if you want some real laughs, then you should watch some lee evans, he's a comic genius

  • LOL my friend Nate introduced me to Lee Evans comedy LOL hes a gigantic laugh LOL

  • but jeff dunham is the best!!

  • but lee evans is better

  • same f***king thing

  • same damn thing!

  • déja vu...

  • It's the same thing!

  • i kno peple have alredy sed this but umm wat da heck

    y did u post the same video

  • this is part one....

  • You posted the same video..Where's part two?

  • this is part one again

  • u sowed the same clip

  • would u like 2 see my stick lol now thats funny

  • spark? more like a fullfledge jolt

  • this is bikerboy997. i got banned for copyright enfrengement. This must have been a glitch in the system. I'm sorrry. get it off limewire like i did. thanks

  • Glitch in the matrix.

  • Limewire is a illegal downloading program!

  • Well it's used to download illegal stuff but as far as I'm aware the program itself is legel. Plus only dumb people use limewire. UTorent ftw

  • Limewire is not illegal, downloading from Limewire is not illegal, its when you choose to share the files after downloads is when its illegal

  • not true u have to give the credit to the rightful owners or its illegal

  • hey if u post off of lime wire u have to say in the description u do not own the video and give the copy rights to the owners and then its not copy write enfrengement cuz u would have givin them the credit

  • hmm.. part 2? This is Part1 .. where is part 2..

  • bill is my kinda dog

  • yip yip yip yip yip yip ... aieeeeeeeeeeee

    lol

    amazing!

  • scilence, i kill you! ha ha ha ha!

  • this is part 1, genius!

  • would u like to see my steeck,,,,,lol hahahaa

  • give us part two, and no body gets hurt! I have a chihuahua on a stick, and im not afraid to use it!

  • Give him a damn break! He didn't mean to! So Stfu and watch!