How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 3 & 4

[rodny545]

The government will napalm the big cities and tank them too. 

[dartheth]

zombies are not as strong as you think because their muscles are decayed (if they came from a grave) also they don't sleep so their muscles don't  repair themselves if they were strained

[LfromGaiaonline]

Uhh, zombie viruses will NEVER evolve itself.

It can only be made by humans, seeing how advanced it is.

Instead of that, triggering a nuclear war would do much better than releasing a zombie outbreak.

[rodny545]

@LfromGaiaonline Maybe when humans reach the higher overpopulation mark, mother nature will release a virus to kill all humanity. Or the real virus cure being made by Japanese right now can have zombie sideaffects

[thekurtmagirt]

They didn't explain that we needed to make crawlers and save money for pack-o-punch...lol dumb shits.

[aqwmember]

That goods that their is no runners right people!!!!

[weterman4320]

if zombies were real they would actually eat anything if there hungry, including there selves

[blackboy923]

@spencerphelpschannel thats what they say today but before they were reanimated corpses therefor they already began to decay in their graves before comeing back

[Bolzan12]

1:11 drunk zombie!!

[AthyNa100]

how to get rid of zombies in your town

step 1: get evry living creature into a diffrent town that isint infested with zombies

step 2: Nuce the town

so let it be said so let it be done

[MrSpidey101]

i saw a guys but crack

[TheChicClique]

ok zombies are dead right? dead flesh rots and decays right? OK SO WOULDN'T A FUCKING ZOMBIE JUST KEEP DECAYING UNTIL IT COULDN'T MOVE ANYMORE OR IT WOULD HAVE TO JUST KEEP FUCKING CRAWLING AROUND?

[36drifterboy]

@TheChicClique the virus slows the decaying process

[TheChicClique]

@36drifterboy ok but it would still decay. so after a year nothing would be walking anymore with out skin and muscle there's nothing to hold the bones together.

[ConquerorofallZombie]

In a class four I'll just pack-a-punch a Wunderwaffe DG-2 and a MG42.

[heroguy111]

if it was a class 4 i would just nuke everything

[Sleepyguy411]

If that guy just helped the zombies with there question right then he wouldn't have gotten eaten zombies don't like to be ignored

[biohero257]

1:40 a doggy =D

[bmxrc17]

zombie orgy at the end:)

[meggy788]

Zombie Survival Guide <3

[hannes918819]

i dissagree if atlest 25% of the world is being dominated by zombies then there will become a nucler Raid = A WHOLE BUNCH OF NUCLER'S BLOWING EVERYWERE! except the still human countrys

[ebrowne369]

@hannes918819 They wouldn't do that because they would know that it wouldn't have any effect, and that the fallout would spread to the safe zones.

[hannes918819]

@ebrowne369 well yeah yeah atleast it will be a f*cking warzone with like every war machinel

[ebrowne369]

@hannes918819 Why is that a good thing? War zones are horrible

[Jazzychazzy1]

Bahahahahaha... hey did u guys c that zomibe fall??? haha!

[IreneyEhh]

My option:

Step One: Lay on floor sideways

Step Two: Grab a gun

Step Three: Let your legs push you into a circle multiple times

[pieman8200]

holy shit 3 zombies overrun the world!

[keerhe1997]

man you to survive a zombie appocalipse you need to have at leats 23 different guns and lots of ammos,so you can play blow da shit of the zombie heads off XD

[MrMaxydoodle]

if zombies fall over stairs like in the class 3 vid then im safe

[divineoblivionguy]

or u could do it the simple way.

step 1: put on some ear plugs.

step 2: play biebers music and watch em run or explode on the spot

[57worldwide]

@divineoblivionguy Wow, you are in possession of Justin Bieber music. Are you sure you aren't already a zombie?

[divineoblivionguy]

@57worldwide no i dont already own it, i plan on looting a store

[57worldwide]

@divineoblivionguy Nice try, but if you want to loot a store just to be in possession of some of Justin Bieber's music you must be really desperate. Bieber fever, anyone?

[divineoblivionguy]

@57worldwide really desperate to survive, yes. oh wait, id need to defend myself againts the zombies on the way. ill just hold up in my house and barricade the door and windows

[666666MetalHead]

@divineoblivionguy Or put some Iron Maiden to get pumped up and puch'em in the face. Just one punch can kill many with this music.

[omgithax]

Imagine people watching them film the end ROFL

[Naruto4458]

rape at the end

[LupeFiasco1231]

1:40 to 1:48 boob touch

[venomtaker123]

DOG PILE!!

[dadskoolgaming]

2:12 crack attack

[hyperboy519]

cant we just lock ourselves in the gracery store

[96fotball]

@miStiKredum one girl and one boy populated the world according to the bible : P but inbreeding would have been necesery..

[TheSnak369]

how about class 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000?

[flamableproductions]

@TheSnak369 IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!1!!!!!

[TheSnak369]

@flamableproductions you mean 9 centillion which is the # i typed in.

[divineoblivionguy]

@TheSnak369 then we r all screwed

[TheSnak369]

@divineoblivionguy BUT think about it

its a one with 100 zeros, so therefore, its class one, so you would probably die anyway

[RMD343]

The dog is the only only one in the video that is not a retard!

[SuperSovietBear]

0:20 A Horde? Like 3

[mancannonb1]

theres no such thing as zombies! theyre just dumb canibals

[XxSuperChillxX]

3 zombies.. that was mass chaos oh and the president is already crazy.

[Dy1anandLouis]

1:10



[96fotball]

If there were a zombie outbreak and the world was overrun by zombies, and i and a group of others managed to survive wouldn't the zombies starv to death? And if there are a girl in the survivor gruop wouldn't we be able to repopulate the world?

[i3kick4ur7ass]

@96fotball ummmm...... aids?

[666666MetalHead]

@96fotball Like one replied, no.

You need atleast 40 women with you. Atleast.

In Night of the Living Dead and DotD, Zombies don't starve because they're just meny for spraying the disease, although in 28 Days later, they all starve to death.

[MisteriosGuy98]

i would just plant some plants on my lawn

[GofretSketches]

3 is a massive number

[killa300noobs]

well if the zombies fall on stairs im pretty safe in my apartment i live on the top floor :D

[d34m0nh0st]

mobs=3 zombies

[ShinyP0kemonTrader]

that one stupid ass zombie fell up the stairs, how the hell u do that!?!?

[ShinyP0kemonTrader]

@japanigro YEA Blow their fuckin legs of then teabag em and cut their face in half!!!

[JacobByus]

just get a crowbar and put on a ghetto ghillie suit (watch guns and gardens to get that)

[japanigro]

Just make sure you keep a crawler!

[UniverseOfNoobs]

1:42 hes rubbing his nipples xD

[iBlobs23]

pack a punch

[MrBobbyraygee]

ther will never be a zombie atack so why make thease vids writ me a meges if think difrnt

[TheBobbyRayShow]

they are drunk not DEAD!!!!

[bob8999999]

at that point the nukes are in flight so fuck it jump in guns a blaze

[notfred1233]

never bury a guy naked cuz when a zombie him comes around theres no blackbar!!!!!!

[PalleteRex]

@notfred1233 wow nice dude

[notfred1233]

@PalleteRex welcome!!! :3

[notfred1233]

@PalleteRex welcome!!

[Cynder091]

 2:07 ...Rape

[fudgems9]

This was barely even a description of survival. These guys are the first to go down for sure.

[RyderOmega]

An expertvillage video that actually tells us something?! I thought I'd never see the day.

[MrJdfhkj]

move to the moon and put a dome full of oxygen you'll be safe for ever

[PalleteRex]

@MrJdfhkj omfg dude you are the smartest person in the world if there is ever a zombie invasion me you and tons of hot woman are gonna go to the moon and do exactly what you said

[jedirex52]

nice dog <3

[darkcorex929]

zombies would be easy to dodge casue they would be blind and have no touch. all they can do is hear. plus if you stay calm you probably want run into a walking zombie becasue they cant catch up to you. last thing used silenced weopons and and quiet activities so you dont attract hordes of zombies. . .

[RavenholmHunter]

@darkcorex929 Zombies can feel touch ... And they are not blind retard ... And they arent real -.-

[darkcorex929]

@RavenholmHunter i know they arent real dude -.- im just sayin if they are fukin real they wouldnt be able to see. plz tell me if there was a virus adn made people zombies how would that happen.the only thing controlling the body is motor sences. and they dont feel pain so they dont have nerves. if their nerves dont work then they wouldnt even be able to taste see or hear you dumb shit. so tell me if they where real what would they be like. . .

[RavenholmHunter]

@darkcorex929 Umm zombies are humans infested with "virus" . If real they bread, need food to survive, and produce heat. Their nerve system works just liek humans, except they consider humans as nothing but food. So dont talk shit.

[BlackAdd3r00]

@RavenholmHunter Dude. There are alot of different types of zombies, it's really down to what you think they'd be like seeing as they don't actually exist.

[RavenholmHunter]

@BlackAdd3r00 That is just true. Some view tham as super-strong slow idiots, and some view them as fragile super fast mofos. Either way, I wish they are slow.

[darkcorex929]

@RavenholmHunter ok you win w/e game over happy XD

[RavenholmHunter]

@darkcorex929 xD

[TheCutts10]

@darkcorex929 they can touch and feel qiuet well and thir qiute smart and if you get bitten you get into one simple

[xXkoreandude1Xx]

wtf i thought they were gonna show a video step by step...w.....t....f

[DangoMan124]

1:41 he itches his nipples :D

[TheGameInfoGuy]

Well, i'd say that if you can survive a few years in a class 4, the human population COULD come back, but we would have to find some food, burn off the remaining zombie bodies (hey, they can't harm you now, they ain't gettin' back up), rebuild, etc.

They have lifespans as well, and I took a facebook test (hey, it was labeled how LONG would you last and it said 1-2 years, the end of zombies, since they ran out of things to eat, y'know?), and it made SOME sense, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

[GECK077]

@BigGeStFanB00Y kiss a zombie? sure their rotten and full of maggots but anything to survive, right? lol

[gergmonger]

Lol 1:41 nipple rub

[PAPERofROCK]

kids cant use guns its illegal. laws cannot break. president promise

[MessagerOfHell]

30 people are zombies, must get more ammo

[pingpongman12345]

Nipple rub 1:40 haha

[dienow32]

actually no if their was a class 3 turning to class 4 zsa would turn to chemical wepons

[stewievader4]

HOW DO YOU KILL A ZOMBIE

[4Joga4]

@stewievader4 head, limbs

[bliz0123]

in one of the episodes they said theyr going 2 burn the deer meat but its in the background

[TheVintageNotion]

This Zombies look like drunken Irish people on St. Patrick's Day.

[JagEterCoola]

Class 5 dosent exist but i think so, thats when the infection is in the air and water and food and everything O_O humans left on earth=671 (of 6 Billions so yeah 0.0.0.0.0.0.1% of humansare left =)) these 671 is exealy immune becouse they got a incrassed body-defence that is exealy SO strong that it is defeating the virus even if u got bit or anything, you will survie nomather what =) Ps i havent been sick once in myn life so myn body-defence is very very VERY good the zombiese wont brake it th-

[AkatsukiKuroiSakura1]

In Resident Evil, In Racoon City there was a third class zombie outbreak.

[brittlec11]

if there was a zombie attak go to mexico dumb ass there u can get some good guns and god damn heorine =D

[SADWAHTV]

DEFCON 1 !!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!

JFK: dont not wish for a brighter future...Wish to be stronger men...

[ShankU1292]

@SADWAHTV Totally useless comment. Not to menion that you completely mangled the quote.

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." John F. Kennedy

[marcuskoncar]

@ShankU1292 Kennedy says that on Black ops. On the map five, it's a random thing he says.

[jibbsman4]

i have a suggestion called SEX 

[runescapeindahouse]

2:10 raped

[JordanIsSamurai]

@toxick44 Zombie Survival Association ..duh?

[jeffhardyfanallway]

inside the car with a guard at night and day in shifts use the radio for news

[jeffhardyfanallway]

i feel i know what to do if a zombie outbreak before the infection reaches our city (miami) i would gather my good trusted friends (3) i would have a small group so we can have enough food and speed on our side barricade the house until about 3/4 days after infection leave house at day and go to probably a overun military outpost get weapons and amunition take some food and gear mostly the weapons and amunition and water and food and go back to the house barricaded and take my car and we live

[aNINJApie]

I sat down and I started with the first video. I am watching these things all the way through. This is just too funny.

[lygophile]

i thought it was really funny how serious they were being. "this probably will never happen, because we have great trained people"

lovely rationale there.

[cky4980]

Dead Rising 2 !!!

[Nazydog675]

The only thing to go is a higher place because Zombies doesn't know how to jump,climb and even open doors (although they break doors)

[CaptTroll]

i <8 Michigan State Zombie Girl!

[MrMachoman956]

hey,guys,help zombies r attacking my

[rallesof]

@moparscapian You won't be saying that when zombies are feasting on your skeptical brain.

[goruu]

This makes me want to puke. A concept of zombies such as these, will never happen, if they did, it'll be ineffective, hardly any worth the trouble to see as a threat.

Survive months and months without food? Their bodies will be so low in nutirition that you could poke them and they'll turn into dust. Then there will be no microbes to repel maggots from eating the zombies.

Really, such a fail zombie.

[wwesummerslam23]

how am i suppose to watch this if it is loud the zombies will get me

[TED37000]

they were cannibalistic 

[TED37000]

thous were canines

[1998flash]

and stage 5 will be 8-| OMG

[keiff13]

does any one else have subtitles all across their screen to the point where you cant see the video?

[larrymcjones]

@keiff13 perhaps you should hit the button that turns them off?

[Darkest0]

*sigh* wow run ppl zombies are sooooo slow u have shovel take it!!! where gloves mask boots take a claymore (sword) chop there heads off duhhh

[zignotea]

no class 4 is across the country and along the boarder of others class5/apocalypse is an undead world where the zombies outnumber the humans on a global scale

[ThePbyguy]

0:20 they are drunk

[lilbegonex]

@ThePbyguy nooo man their high duhh

[sgtfoley3]

nipple rub mmmmm

[engelbak]

the end = lol :P

[spriggsnumber1fan]

yeah. left 4 dead is fun. i don't have an xbox, but i play it at my friends.

[kbidogg1]

when he says mobs and mobs of zombies, he's showing three on screen. really?

[starwolffan13]

They've been playing l4d n l4d2 a little bit to much.

[WaluigiDude]

@starwolffan13 yeah

[EminetCarnage2]

if and wen there is a big breakout, the phone lines, internet, water, electricity, and gas will go in an area. i dont think the government would let it spread so theyd say they are supossed to bomb the area

[egeseatr35]

i bet they played too much left 4 dead

[PlayOnWords9000times]

class 5 nobody knows because everyone is dead.

[neoaustin164]

class 5 is 100% all humans are zombies no survival by the end of the first moth somthing like asia will be all zombies no survivers bombs wont work based on how many zombies there are i mean there are enough zombie to fill the grand canyion with zombies but this would only hapon if the most populated areas in the entire wourld got infected in a week tops. at the beggining it looks a little bigger then class 4 but itll get worce if you let it move from 4.5 to 5

[unicyclst]

LOL MSU SUCKS!

[halo3rocks155]

1. is zsa 2.has there been any zomibe attacks in the world? please answer my questions

[cptkirk2010]

@halo3rocks155 yes type in real zombie on youtube and then you will know

[TheKingzterFILMS]

0:30 AHHHHHH ZOMBIE BLONDE!!! SHES GONNA TURN US INTO STUPID< BLONDE ZOMBIES!!! AHhH

[PvtCyan2]

hey is the ZSA real?

[MOSH329]

@PvtCyan2 its fake and i t stands for zombie survival association obviiously

[luukas888]

yeah nuke em

[repoman990]

l4d the pasing rocks

[robertbaileycool]

if that is a level 4 what is nazi zombies they never stop comeing

[cheezepuffsrepic]

@robertbaileycool Class 5.789686897859675896

[AstatineMime]

There's a way to stare the zombies because the body will die if there is insufficient nutrients from what we eat.

[cammander263]

a particle beam cannon will kill all those zombies

[oblivionsuckshard]

they shoud have let bush do his Z.P.O then we would be safe

[sonne2]

@oblivionsuckshard we need the guy who threw bush's shoe to kill all the zombies with his shoe throwing powahhh!

[FatmanC4123]

Level 3 & 4 zombie outbreaks? Nuke the site(s) from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Purplson]

@FatmanC4123 Heck yeah!

[crazy00metal]

just watch zombieland and you will know how to survive...

[billynicky2]

@crazy00metal wow i just finished watching that but be like Tallahassee he owns :)

[crazy00metal]

@billynicky2

:D

[simpleplan32230]

Can you starve a zombie if it hasn't eaten i a long time. I know its dead but all things need nourishent for energy.

[sapower2]

Well, since the virus needs to eat (that's why zombies crave brains; they're high in fat), you could technically "starve" a zombie, but it's more efficient to just blow their brains out with a shotgun...

[AxonV2]

@simpleplan32230 Indeed my friend.

[kjrody21]

When Hell fills up the undead souls will all start to wander earth

[pisacenere]

@kjrody21 damn right

[weirdskater777]

The zombie at the end has keys in his back pocket?

[sonicfanatic4949]

@weirdskater777

well when they get infected do you think the items they have with them just dissappear?

[dcbmusic]

Vean Zombielandia

[Jackattack1945]

All they did was read The Zombie Survival Guide.

[Trinitysx]

god damn it i wish zombies were real

[zombiesurfer1]

I actually have a plan to survive a zombie apocalypse